Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding 9/9

[Chibichun27]

10 people have a sugar imbalance

[dinmammu]

LOVE YOU TITUS THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME!!!!! :)

[JumpyBuBBles34]

When ever I feel like giving up I repeat the wise words of Titus, "Quit being a wussy!!!" and I pull through!

[TheWriter960]

I see things differently, he says that us 63% would go to the Lexus dealership, I think we'd be standing infront of our houses, poppin' beer taps thinkin' ".......Bout fuckin' time..."

[busterporter2010]

i have had a fucked up life but watching titus always makes me think that no matter how bad it was for me other people had even more fucked up lives

[MrSilentdeath69]

This guy is my hero describes my life in every word he is funny as hell but also a great teacher. That looks like he's on crack XD

[anonymuscharacter]

when the apocalypse comes fuck a lexus i want a buhgati

[medusa7ful]

He's brilliant!!!!

[TheGeneralCritic]

I shall repeat a line from the comedy sketch to prove my great sense of humor and show that my penis is indeed gargantuan. Upvote this and bow before me.

[TheWriter960]

@TheGeneralCritic I'll up vote, but you're in-fuckin-sane if you think I'mma bow to you.

[JustHaveFUN221]

And quit bein' a wusseh!

[ALdubstepcrazy]

QUIT BEIN A WUSSY

[Scrumxxx]

After watching this I dont feel so alone anymore I have a kindred spirit in the world

[whitemen510]

I know Titus's cousin and I had the privilege to meet Chris. He is an overall awesome guy.

[shadowgunz25]

Im evolving to the next lvl lol

[WorldsMostAwesome7]

Titus is beast

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

Only 63% are dysfunctional? I am quite surprised, I am.

[Nipplehook]

One of the best!

[MissMavericksFan41]

I have screwed up friends,and I love them :3

[MorganaLethe]

he's gonna find ur vein! xD

[FellDarkpaw]

Lol I watched it all. I've been lookin for this forever. We need more guys like this.

[elieattie]

That was awsome

[TheMajorHunter]

8 people are BEIN' A WUSSY!

[dinmammu]

@TheMajorHunter 

[Hoshimaru57]

Hell yeah!

And me...well I've got Aspergers. And I fuckin live with it. There's a cure, it's called stop being sheltered and eating your PB&J and playin on your Ipad all day (like my cousin) and go out and see how many fucked up things the world has to offer you!

This is fucked up. I like it.

I used to hate loud noises and roller coasters...now I like airshows and have ridden some of the biggest coasters in the world. QUIT BEIN A WUSSY!

[prankankin]

@Hoshimaru57 arent you just an inspiration for every american

[Hoshimaru57]

@prankankin I detect quite a bit of sarcasm...

Oh, yeah. I even overcame my inability to read emotions through trial and error.

[Syrofail]

Fuck im the minority.... I think

[MsPitbulls2]

I wanna hear your pain...don't get me wrong...just put it in joke form!! lmfao!!

[narutowhy1]

Stop being a wussy!!!!!!!! Lol

[RainWave13]

You know, Christopher Titus is an amazingly strong person, I mean, he's gone through a lot of hard times in his life but he just looks back on them and laughs about it- incredibly strong, I look up to him.

[Astrithor]

i just realized: Titus wouldnt have made a bad joker in the dark knight! i meant, heath ledger was good, but titus would have done well too, i think.

[CookieKitsune]

there are so many comedians who need to go into politics. If only so we could see what it would be like if they were runnign the U.S.

[waterwind2266]

@CookieKitsune Couldn't have said it better myself. Could you imagine how much better everything in this country would be if George Carlin had become president?

[lilgas52]

he looks like a cross between Jim Carrey and the shamwow guy

[SemperFiniest]

"titus man, you gotta go." "No we haven't had any complament really"

[CamaroAmx]

Happy to be a card carying member of the 63%. Diagnosed bipolar and paranoia, parents divorced when I was little over my twin brother's death, dad spent time in rehab and the sych ward, raise by dad after mom gave up on me when i was 5, haven't seen her since I was 15, great uncle was a wealthy alcoholic, great grandfather was an SS solider. Good to know that we're the normal people now. LOL.

[sevelev711]

This is the difference between Pay check and Medicine in Bed check.

[eisnil]

were going to the apocalypse with leather and a cd player! hell yeah!

[herbienbrian2]

hey! theres nobody guarding the lexus dealership! :D

[njAAron56]

'youre in youre out you've got a sugarcookie and YOURE HAPPY!'

[MetalRob79]

"We haven't had any complaints, exactly..."

Love this guy

[2bWhy]

all you normal people, hook up with some screwed up people. Make us your friends XD

[mistress20069]

I`m not disfuchinal im evolving to the next level !! I know that`s right. I have CRAZYS to, all in my family. It does run in familys. In mine it gallops!

[TimNP61278]

OMG, that dude is so fucking funny. LOL.

[sweetna22]

I'll be right there with you Titus. riding to our death in style. Go us majority!!!!!!

[monkeysnspit]

I am so fucking proud to be firmly in that 63%. You rock Titus!

[vegetafan09]

YOURE AWESOME TITUS!!!!

[hellyeahirule]

hes soooo hot

[hstearns123]

I have a 5 year chip, proud member of the 63%

[Apolloofthenight]

@hstearns123

congrats! Not many people can say that keep up the good work! :)

[dylanfield27]

Thanks Titus.

[polishking10]

Titus u have balls to tell people like us ur story of ur mum n family. I am proud of being tht 63% of crazies haha thank you Titus!! G

[MiaDepRockRionII]

I LOVE YOU TITUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rdude026]

I FEEL SO HAPPY TO SAY THAT I AM PART OF THAT 63%... Thank God!!!

[Furrylove40]

QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!

[HoshiHikari]

After like 3 years, I still find this hilarious!

I absolutely love finding comedy out of tragedy. This makes me sad that I'm not technically part of the 63%. Perhaps I have biproxy dysfunction due to my variety of friends. xP

[onslaught020]

us 63%, we're gonna go "hey, there's no one watching the Lexus dealership". We're going to the apocalypse with leather and a CD player.

[monstar3014]

Thanks for posting this. I recorded this twice and both times they got recorded over by idiot friends.

[falloutassassin12]

your in your out you get a sugar cookie and your outa here

[XxHellsingrulzxX]

"It's also possible she'd have taken out the whole front row with a large caliber weapon."

[Vixen92]

Damn. Wish I had the nerve to pull off shit like this...

[RavenNevermorte]

I am fucked in the head and I have tons of normal friends, I am the 1 they come 2 4 help (its funny, 2 c them freak out over the little things lol)

[KeeperoftheVoid]

"Hey there's nobody watching the Lexus dealership. We're going to the apocalypse with leather and a cd player."

[Blasted2Oblivion]

He raped me. So I tipped him. I am very competitive.

[shagohod666]

"No we havn't had any complaints..... exactly.." lmao. if i work with suicidal people im just gonna tell em "QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!!"

[HiWorld83]

omg I love this guy

[hentaisexfreak4life]

did any of this stuff actually happen 2 him?

[Pandanobear]

@hentaisexfreak4life Si.

[cullengirl4ever87]

he is great! anytime i see him, i laugh harder and harder!! Christopher Titus is the BOMB!!

[2054890]

How much of this is actually true?

[tonnieannelewis]

@2054890 all of it is true

[ThatAverageMike]

@tonnieannelewis Meh doubt the rape comment was, that was what those funny people call a joke. But yes his act is based off his life. I watched interviews with him and he tried stand up in a normal sense and only when he kinda just was himself that he found out people thought he was funny as hell. Which he is.

[ComaLies225]

lol, did th rape actually happen?

[WolfEverstone]

Thank you so much for uploading these! :3

[k2daBoose]

Nothing is bringing him down :)

[ren0sabaku]

7 people are wussies.

[theripper37]

Awesome... A very nice take on life...

[pirategirlfan301]

there's nobody watching the LExus dealership! ROFLOLOLOL

[serenahawamdeh]

this is so funny i like it wene he said stop being a wosey

[NekomataII]

LOVE HIM

[KidKapelski]

I shall from this day forth never be a wussy

[blackoutcider]

Titus For President

[chillinvillinable]

Hey! theres nobody watching the Lexus dealership!

[ScarytheIrishTerry]

Im goin to hell with leather and a cad player!

[wolfjmk]

it's sad but funny because all the shit is true!

[godcomplex001]

This is the most personal comedy special I've ever seen. This video is a work of art.

[SeanIacono]

What a great special

[pein999000]

Your in, your out, you got a sugar cookie, AND YOUR HAPPY!!!!! XD

[crypter27]

Tituses mom is like mine lol!

[MiyuKamiyama]

Much agreed. Tell me your pain, just put it in joke form. Ah, love this man.

[mnomnomnomno]

we're going to the apocalypse with leather and a cd player XD

[jumbijumbi]

my shit dont seem so bad no more.

[angrycheez]

he looks like a cross betweeen jim carrey and John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox) lol

[dexexe1234]

@angrycheez

THAT is EXACTLY what i think! And he acts it too! This man is AMAZING!!

[phezla]

@angrycheez i was thinking jim carrey and caruso from CSI miami

[MsAryll]

@angrycheez

Funny you say that because I noticed that he looked like Jim Carrey, too ^-^

[gingerkid80]

@angrycheez I wonder how many people besides me did not know who John C. McGinley is before you said he was the guy that [lays Doctor Cox

[spazzie89]

"I bet a guy in a bar 50 bucks I was more dysfunctional that he was. He raped me...so I tipped him." roflmao

"No, we haven't had any complaints....exactly..."

[spazzie89]

"I bet a guy in a bar 50 bucks I was more dysfunctional that he was. He raped me...so I tipped him." roflmao

[natedaug1]

Titus is such a great comedian.

[pdlbean]

"Do you want me to tickle ya?" XD

[niggatime1]

"if you dwell in one place too long you make it your home

[SentinelGhost]

OMG, IM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD!!!!!

[milkcan42]

simply FANTASTIC!

[mouthbigred04]

he is compleatly right in everything he says and respect him

its weird to listen to this and realize that my family is the exact same ass his but different at the same time and i would love to meet him and just listen to him talk.

[YaOiFaNgUrL961]

Ahhh, he's one of the many crazy people I love.

[pedroj123]

"We're going to the apocalypse with leather and a CD player!"

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[BelleFlower15]

I'm in the 37%. I feel like such a loser. -_-

[nameisme2]

@BelleFlower15

Wow what a freak! :-D

[niggatime1]

@BelleFlower15

fagg bagg

[TheNorthernDragon]

Come 2012, Im thinking Corvette, not Lexus. >=)

[BelleFlower15]

@TheNorthernDragon I'm thinking Volvo... =D

[667GirlEmo]

love this!!~~

[firstecarag]

JESUS FRUCKING CHRIST THIS MAN... REPRESENTS EVERY GOOD IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. YES YES YES YES.

[Stefonae]

Please GOD bless Christopher, I like him...a lot. : -D

[rockyoursocks335]

TITUS for PRESIDENT!

[BelleFlower15]

@rockyoursocks335 HELLS YEAH!!

[Qazzy85]

Christopher Titus is the man! Nice one...

[ThatBaileyKid]

thank you

[taolenslover911]

Lol Chris I can't beleive you got fired from that job.

[drunkenrobot89]

he is awesome and is so right about life! makes u feel like no matter how hard life is u can find humor a lot of my humor comes from a dark place he makes me feel like my humor is ok

[Madman226]

Awsome

[AlwaysmilingPolitely]

hilarious!!!

[Zuifan]

man this guy is my new god

[jjkcharlie]

wish someone woould post Love Is

[TheKeda007]

i know this is kinda late. you may have seen it already but it's on megavideo now if you are still trying to watch it

[demono]

XD!!! I love this! Thanks for the post. :D

[KaristaSwiss]

you believe i got fired from suicide prevention.... There havent been any complaints exactly :o

[DeeeAnnna01]

Thank you very much for uploading these videos. Appreciated ;-)

[SuperiorSqueegeePowe]

Take a minute put the gun down, take a deep breat, AND QUIT BEING A WUSSY

[okatvideogames]

April he's coming to Boston, I'm gonna see if I can get tickets

[LexiiDiimplez8892]

@ TheSKCProducions

I feel you on that. I am bipolar as well..Makes me love this guy because I know I'm normal, and that normal people are just odd.

[areatagger94]

im not disfunctional im evolving to the next level lmao

[krash726]

I love christopher titus

[closeintime]

the funny thing is all these stories are completley, true no1 could make this shit up!

[Lycan4]

Take a minute, put the gun down, take a deep breath.... AND QUIT BEING A WUSSY!!!!

[stphnie4768]

ilovehim.=p

[kierraberra]

lol you got a sugar cookie in your hand and your happy!!!

[ChaorX07X]

Titus bro ummm u fuckin rok

[soxRtastey]

and one night he had his girlfriend over,i walked into the room to get a soda, they were both naked,under the covers on thier backs (apparently they just finished) and i didnt wanna start anything so we all acted nonchalant and i walked in the room, opened the fridge,grabbed a soda,looked at my naked dad and his naked girlfriend,smiled and waved,then just walked out the door and hid in my room the rest of the night...it was sick at the time but nowadays its hilarious

[soxRtastey]

Wow im only 14 and from hearin this guy talk,i found out we have a lot in common,my dad's got a crappy house and is an alcoholic,hes awesome sober but by mid-day he has an altar ego brought on by what he calls "non alcoholic" beer when i ask which turns him into an ass and he keeps the fridge in his bedroom so when my sis and frends got the munchies they couldnt steal all the food

[Sharebyakuya]

screw ups exist so that they can screw up and end up on judge judy and entertain everybody with their stupidity, fact

[apathyadvisor]

greatest comedian in the world

[Octane64]

Mad props to Titus. The man is awesome and inspired me to go into stand-up

[FireyReign]

Love Titus! Look for his Love is Evol stand up and episodes of the show Titus which is based off of this standup.

[cqwbqy69]

wow - that was way more then funny

[psulions1000]

bap bap, he's gonna find a vein!

[DMKelly20]

I just watched this the entire way through for the first time. I'm currently kicking myslef for never doing so before.

This guy is incredible.

[IRIAS14]

@DMKelly20 - Dude, it's like the fourth time I watch this the entire way through :P

[TheShadowDaemon]

my face hurts :)

[Rockas360]

Evolving to the next level ... Like a pokemon or a digimon (jokes XD) TIDUS ROCKS !

[Cokenijn]

that's just the best advise ever!

thank god I'm part of those 63%. Like he says, we know how to handle problems when they come up. Those 37% can completely drive me mad. Just quit bein a wussy!!!

[GreedofEnvy]

Goin to the Apocalypse with leather and a CD player! Hell yeah.

[MaakaKarin17]

This guy is my favorite comenenan...comienenan...you know what I'm tryin' to say, goddammit.

[vman315]

@MaakaKarin17 i hit the down by accident sarry

[gskaloyan]

He's right y'know, you don't get better by wallowing in self pitty or as he says, 'sitting behind the fan'.

You need to take action, be the change you wish to see in your life or in the world.

You want love? Take it! You want that hot girl you see in the market, ask her out. if she says no then move on, you're not wasting any more time pining for her.

You want that good job? Go do what it takes to get it. Too hard? Nothing worth having in life comes to you easily.

Quit being a wussy!

[IRIAS14]

@gskaloyan - "Quit being a wussy!" changed my life :) Believe me.

Thank you Titus! For being a great fucking comedian!

[MrPiroshii]

@gskaloyan

Preach nigga, preach!

("Did he just say-oh, boy...should I be alarmed by the fact that he's white too?")

[Debachi]

@gskaloyan and if you have a good life and you still think it sucks hook up with a headcase!

[Lets1Eat2The3Chibis]

@gskaloyan And if that doesn't work... QUIT BEING A WUSSY!

[cigaro0]

i gave blood and it took the kid like 15 trys to find the vain

[blackxbamboo]

speaking as a person whose been messed up, depressed and suicidal, i can say that is the best advice i ever got, we dont want people to sit with us in the ditch, or to dust us off and help us off. we need people who throw our asses out and tell us to get our shit together

[Calith87]

agreed

[zombiefall2]

The best is just good old company, not people you know because then you always feel like they're doing it out of duty or something, but just some random dude. Maybe take a seat at a restraunt and strike up a conversation with someone seated near you; it really helps.

[blackxbamboo]

amen to that!

[frankie07921]

excellent ....

this guy is a GENIUS!

[sarakai]

LMFAO - no we haven't had any complaints,,, exactly

[xiaoxiaostickguy]

*bap-bap* he's gonna find a vein...

[jakeberry42]

us 63% are gonna go hey there's nobody watchin the lexeas dealer were going to the apocalypse with leather and a CD PLAYER!!!!

gotta love Titus

[Draigon89]

Take a second, put the gun down and QUIT BEING A WOOSEY!

[movieaddict19]

and he raped me.. so I tipped him. LOL

[kylezacharyfuller]

My favorite comeninun... comeninun!

[natedaug1]

@kylezacharyfuller Chris Titus is an amazing comedian.

[TheBouShea]

your in your out you got a sugar cookie and your happy