021 My 1st transgender date

[EmilyMI48854]

LOL..."I got special Egg Roll"

[Azazokk23]

Zomg, Candi, this is friggen hillARIOUS. Lovin' it. I second @spacecowboy5000 's motion - FRIGGEN STAND-UP WORTHY. Hellz yeah! (ass officially laughed OFF)

[emimoonster]

what you got special combo?

[ptboy18]

"I vegetarian...goodbi" funny!

[jch91875]

I can't for the life of me understand why people feel such a need to watch a trans video then preach their make believe beliefs to us. Do you really think any trans or gay person hasn't heard all your bull shit stories before. Do you really think your make believe god is going to make us change. Also, doesn't this work of fiction you swear by say to judge not? Huh, try praticing what the fuck you preach and leave us alone. No matter what you say I will still be trans, so fuck off, it's my life.

[sherrylynn316]

Lol!!!!!!!

15 inches



[L0RDH00D]

so wait....is this a guy or a girl?

[madmoody79]

@L0RDH00D who fuckinn cares this person is amazing , sexuality is just not an issue dude lol...

[A7Guitar]

oh god...i watched this and i laughed so hard. i swear i feel bad but its also so funny...so um...sorry and thanks ;)

[Kaelisha74]

that was hilarious ...hilarious ...love ya Kandy..love your voice post but this one was a hella funny ....

[jtimjordan]

OMFG! "Yan Can Cook." Shen Shen.

[LaxinTwilight24]

kewl, finaly i can laugh bout this clip, seems like i experience developement after all. Gawd, im a pretty bitter bitch. Come on brain make up a kewl reply for Candi...

uhhhrrrrrn, just thinking about eggrole. Again, my brain epically fails me^^

Eggrole. cO I meant: bye (fades off, searching the fridge for something eggroloid)

hugs: Eggr...

-lea!

[chroslyn]

wtf haha

[muppetspuppets]

looooooooooooooooooool

[SupportAlexJones]

YOU WANT POK FWIED WICE???

[GreyAutumn]

HAHAHA OH WOW

[Lexi04121]

lol

[MsMollified]

Hi Candi,

Any possibility of another video story from theu guy who had his 1st TS date? Loved it!

Mollie

[thecatsfmg]

LOL, ur funny

[elleZephiroth2]

hahahahahah*lol* Now, I learned another two words *lol* would love to have you as a friend in the real life ;)

[abadkitty808]

ha ha ha very punny punny...

[migero2]

don't understand this at all soo funny D

[chaoszac1]

Funny as hell!!!!!!!! Ur so frigim awesome

[COD5252]

bigger egro than my egro lol

[johnied8509]

ROFL I thought johnyboy was funny she is funnier.

[Lionofthedeye]

OMG! I laughed so hard! XD

[laqin007]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to be a good friend with u, ur awesome!! this made me laugh so hard!!! i also looovvveee the way you pronounce "eggroll", really do!!! all the best

[klutzsm58]

hahah ur the greatest!!

[TheSpuck]

my god... you`re awesome ^_^

[blahityblahblah]

HAHAHA

I want the special combo.

[micheleabutler]

I love this video. lol.

[afantasticlife]

LOL!!!  Awesome!

[saintxio]

Oh man dude. You sound like me and my dad! You should do voice acting as a career

[nicolehxx]

God, I love you Candi!

[UnderWaterLily]

you are just a bit of a weirdo aren't you.

[frankensteinmoneymac]

HA!.....Funny!

[pastlifewife4]

Honey, this is one hard act to follow! My girlfriend shared this priceless and hilarious video...and I'm still laughing.

The ability to find humor in life's screwy moments is not only entertaining, but also therapeutic.

Keep up the good work. Are you going to be at The Comedy Store in Hollywood any time soon? You NEED an agent....

[Ben00723]

woah 15! You are bigger than most people! No wonder you got so much love to go around. Much love Candi! :)

[1234house56]

lol!!

[tyskippi]

i want a big egg roll to go

[bonerkill]

"what, you got speacial combo?!" xD this was amazing!

[jweinrub]

LOL!

[maizemann]

that is really funny

[CassieDynomite]

hahaha your a riot.

[vegastradder]

OMG!!! This is sooooo funnnnyyyyyy I love it :)

[sometimesjessica]

LOL! I like the moo shoo!...I no hungry for eggroll....what...special combo!? ;D

[alyssatsvideos]

so fuckin funny love it

[shar3894]

Wow...this one is almost as great as your fart impersonation. Make another one...this is so hilarious.=]

[mybruteunconscious]

this never gets old

[sonofpissjuice]

LOL this is funny

[theangearoo]

omg.

[cnflkt]

ahahhaha simply lols :>

[mimika714]

Hahahahahaha...

[tomyy0101]

hahaha i love this guy, ;D

[aworldofbalance]

classic! haha =D

[skyezdlimit]

fuckin funny!!!

[evaQT]

a special combo! 'love it! *LOL*

[Arcer26]

that... is great.

[wisefoul]

you funny

[Unsweet]

This is effing priceless.

[Dykester69]

LMAO!!! it made me laf so much I fell off my chair. lolz!!

[gracefullcorn]

How can you say that this video's not good!!!??? I mean...Can you do different voices so well! Have you even watched any of her/his other videos...I'm sorry but this chick has a tallant!

[PhoenixZong]

@gracefullcorn ...dude has a tallant!

[WolfChildRusk]

I am vegitarian sorry, awesome

[udogg69]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! I think i soiled myself!!

[1x93cm]

LOL....

EGGROLL!

I not hungry for eggroll!

[mynamekeisha]

ROFL wtfff

[freshinit]

why are you watching this rubbish frogland

[HTL033]

vegetarian? than go for spring rolls

[moogme68]

you REALLY crack me up!!

[cinemakramp]

boring, sorry.

[LadyVIolence]

Lmfao! Saddest part is people like that REALLY EXIST! Like the moron on the train station who asked me for a 3 some +Dies+

[Sanguinevial]

...I freaking love you.

[CCCrrrTTT]

LOL LOL LOL THAT WAS GRATE

[goldhillproductions]

That's def one of the funniest vids I've seen on youtube. Punchline is CLASSIC :D x

[markymark070809]

shooooo....damn ur really good..ayt..XD for you...peace up

[spacecowboy5000]

That's it ... I'm a fan. Stand-up comedy I say! One day, you'll be the first to have a transgender sitcom. A pioneer, I say. A pioneer!

[LadyVIolence]

Yes indeed! I agree =D

[hildegain]

Lol, fantastic. "bigger than my eggroll" :D

[Honeybrown0219]

Really? Is your egg roll that big? I might have to fight your girlfriend...i'm sorry.

[blaster28]

me like mooshoo and eggroll woot

[hottest1ever]

lol

[FTMboy85]

haha

[TechnicolorTypeA]

LOL!!!!

[made024]

LMAO!

[KittyCalen]

omg I'm subscribing to you! I've seen like 5 of your videos and you're hilarious XD

[sonalirmr]

LOL...vegetarian!

[guyzepo123]

hey .. dear .. u r cool and funny ..

[TrueInuLink]

haha, me want moo shoo, lol, for everyone that didnt notice, you can see her, or "his", hair in the back around 1:10 to 1:20, i think 1:15, anyway, keep up reporting stuff, right now i sub. and i'm watching them all, and commenting

[stepup26]

you are one of the funniest man ladys ive ever seen, this is some funny shit

[stepup26]

U are one of the funniest man lady's ive ever seen, this is some really funny shit

[PHJ21]

lmao

Like I said in one of your other videos...

You are a comedian, lmao

[b4k4chan]

*wheeze* Oh gods, I laughed so hard I can't stop XDD

[Rakkorr]

lmao!!! FUNNY!!! SHIT!!!

[lonelygatita]

haaa =p love it

[Orenue]

o_o wtf?

[sawamura568]

omg this is sooo hilarious

[Anailstips]

OMG!! You are you so cute. I do love eggroll. HEHE!!!!!

[AshleyJxy]

"I tol her I Vegetarian". Omg that is just so funny. You really could go on Comedy Central.

[babyf4ce]

kahahaahahhaa~ XD omg you're so cute and hilarious. <3 LOVE!

[quysweat]

ROFL... This is mad talent! Kudos.

[TheShoe420]

HAHAHAHAHA !!!

[Jadikar]

well put

[TeriLynnBaker]

one egg loll - buck 99 - you got penny!

[realspookster]

This is your most successful accent I think.

[hardworker291]

ahhahaahahaha i was in london a while back with my gf ,now she likes eggroll,so she goes to the cafe and askes for an eggroll .the guy fries and egg pops it in a burger bun and hands it to her .She takes it and brings it to me dissapointed and asks whats this?

[poltrefug]

Another funny..:)

[phunkaddikt]

The special combo was pure gold :D

[phunkaddikt]

LOL! Funny video!

[clayfighter]

hahahaah this is hilarious and candi actualy looks like a women trying to look like man

[christineglamazon]

I don't know what's more impressive, your outrageous sense of humor or your deadpan delivery. You're funny, girl!

[daisael]

Oh candy, that was priceless "wha? You got special combo?"...genius

Beautiful and funny, tell your bf, he's lucky son of gun

:)

[NightWhisperOfShadow]

*giggles* so funny, perverted yet inncocent sounding.

Love all your vids

[Lesrevesdhiver]

Well it is good to hear the date went well :D

[KyleieFabulous]

OMFG that shit was so FUCKIN funny you made me piss myself lol

[podcastbard]

ROTFL...thank you

[karastuperstah]

omg you're fxcking

a m a z i n g<3

i could notttt

stop giggling after

this post!

mondo kudos!

[Japperneez]

Ahaha, special combo XD

[McWalker25]

Where do you get the mind for these things?

[mxt44]

good work keep them coming

[CutieKala]

This is too funny. Good work!

[krwdserfur]

XD holy shit that gave me lolz

[Metallicrazy]

lmfao

[Azureene]

I'm vegetarian---Holy Cow, hahah ! =)

[ecrame]

man thats is hallarious keep up the good work. bada ba baa baaaa im lovin it. lol

[kaylawishing]

Thats great

[Tristan14578]

wow. 15 inches? thats alot.lol

[etereys7]

I have to agree. The part when he got to the "special combo" cracked me up so bad. lmao

[perpetualsneeze]

omg, so funny. did you come up with this yourself? made me laugh very hard, kudos.

[toboelover01]

lmfao this is hilarious

[SadieDammit]

ROFL you are too funny!

[commonteri]

LMAO - too funny!

[KashimashiGal]

LMAO this is soo effin funny =D your cool lol

"i no hungry for egg roll".special combo?!" lol

"what i am not hungry..but i go anyway cause i horny!" XD lol your voice is soo hillairious

[magepower62]

lol

[jonboy002]

haha you know your good........your really, really good!

[Dominicanflav7]

Im vegetarian, good bye lmfao shit is funny

[sierraTS]

I would like to trade my eggroll for mu-shu..

[sierraTS]

I would like to trade my eggroll for mu-shu..

[blickblocks]

I want special combo.

[TRANNYHUNTER]

lol,very good hehe wonderful vid...!(smile)

[Aenil]

Hahaha That was amazing. I laughed so hard at the "You get special combo!?" part. Well done.

[applesmooth]

You are so good! The island accent, where's that from? Once again, very funny, well acted out, and, gush gush, it was great. Do more.

[micklo1]

OMG, That's is BRAVO!!! Not too many women are willing to embrace what is apart of us even after transition for apparent reasons.. But you do it fantasticly... Even in the voice training vids... That is gutsy and TALENT> Hugs

[1uc4rd]

lol wtf XD i dunno how i got here but that was funny rofl special combo o.O lol seriously i moo shoo i hope that never happen to me, yet I laugh a lot XD

[emacc68]

wait i'm confused, what kind of protein is in a egg role, I know all the stories about the odd and end family pet being cooked up, that was bad enough but egg role man steak? Thats just freeky, I'm torn now vegitation egg role or man role, humm I love both so problem soulved, I guess, at least untill you confuse the hole issue again. Dee in Asheville and I love your vids

[halfjaw77]

OMG I can't stop laughing!!!

[diaryofriky]

jajajajaajajajajajjajaja iu are so cute

[fubunite]

OMFG that is hilarious!!! What you have combo?!?!?!?! LMFAO I vegetarian ROFL

[Futascape]

rofl, truly geate. I love your sense of hummor. XD

[blickblocks]

OMG, Candi, you are amazing.

[FugginNorb]

Almighty God, that is funny!

[sierraTS]

the same also is true for burritos .

[donri07]

oooohhhh. ..candifla girl:) you have maked me laugf bigtime!!soo that my belly is hurting right now ooohhh my what a good fun you are/you got talent you no for this stuff really. thanks for sharing making this okeee bbyybyy see you around peace8love moi:D

[dannybazo]

I think I have just a quarter eggroll! I want a mushu!!! lol!

[demolitionbarbiedoll]

Good Morning Candi...

[nikkirito]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU.

[Ravasong]

what they said

[icecoldbath]

what the fuck...lol...you win all of youtube...being bigger then your boyfriend SUCKS!

[9124542]

cant stop watching this its funny. BIG EGGROLL

[chaosrah]

LMFAO. You know what, I don't think you said "Um" once =P

God that was ridiculous. <3

[JezebelDecibel]

OH you are so funny.

[diaandis]

SuperLOL!! Do "his" mustache is for real? :-P

[Joskun]

I wonder what you'll do next lol

I seriously couldn't stop laughing XXD

[4g63powadsm]

WIN.  This video has it.

[Lauren3332]

your a bit crazy, but fun. What makes you do these things anyway?

[RP1117]

LMAOOO

thats awsomeeee

you're so awsome

[PurplenovaX]

15"??? any more than 12" i thought turned into a "foot". Strage place to have a foot?

[sarge1186]

"you get special combo?" hahahahahaha

[TVSandra1980]

*big smile* ...very, very good work!

*hugs* :-)

[princesssheila50]

I didn't think you could keep a straight face throughout! Very, very "spicy"

[Ktronica]

Very funy but interesting.

I love it.

[mbearstop]

Hehe, you are so silly. I love it...

[tredeep]

O M F Gawddd...!!! lol..girl now you are too fuckin much...next time go mexican & offer him the beef taco..tho he might ask for da fish taco plate.. & 15 inches..??? dat aint no eggroll..it a gawd dam burrito..lol

[PurplenovaX]

O M G

Now get that Aussie voice out, change eggroll to sausageroll and mushu to meatpie and then I can relate 8).

You are so seriously FITH and 1st in my book!

dammit, I can't get that vision out of my head. You're contageous! xxoo

[sierraTS]

dont judge a women by the size of her eggroll

[juliaprudence]

You are so funny. I still can't see you as a male!

[ErrolWhitedawg]

Ok, haha, I admit that is kinda funny :D

[devaloki]

candi is 15 inches, i know from experience when we took a shower together

[queerion]

LMFAO YOU GOT A COMBO?