How I Met Your Mother - "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn (1-14)

[TubaMaverick]

ARTICLE TEN!!!

[cherryblossom27100]

Omg I showed this to my guy friends and they made this their official code

[TheCMDTV]

ok guys help is there an article within the code saying one bro shall not date another bros ex (I found one that said a bro shall not lay with another bros ex but does that deal with the same thing?)

[ShadowOfBlood00]

Never reveal a bro code but at least I know it

[MollyKoenigStarGleek]

As a "Hoe" who likes other "Hoes" does the "Bro Code" apply to me?

[D1D1P]

@MollyKoenigStarGleek no get out

[Theearl444]

@MollyKoenigStarGleek Of course. Welcome to the Bro-hood.

[lu1scantu]

@MollyKoenigStarGleek I recommend Chick Code

[HerschelKrustofski]

never realized how much he can sound like Colbert...

[RockNRollAddict1000]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? "Article 4 of the Bro Code: A Bro NEVER divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for ANY reason...no, not even that reason." by posting the Bro Code on a public site such as this, you are allowing thousands of women access to our secret code of conduct and in direct violation of Article 4. By Bro Code law, i must revoke your bro-hood temporarily

[neonmack]

Amazing

[WeAreLikeClan]

Bro code rule #69

Duh.

[TheKITTEHKILLAH]

i bought the bro code the other day, best. life. decision. EVER.

[Scarface360100]

the three days rule.

jesus invented it he waited three days before coming back to life if he came back to life the day after he died pepole would be like"hey jesus whats up" jesua would be like "whats up? i died" and the guy would be like "ok whatever jesus"

lol

[mellbells]

Article 4 is the best.

[KingJae55]

Amen

[ikefan0202]

article ten; you look fat in those jeans

[ikefan0202]

article three what about an english bulldog

[Nerdlemon4]

Wait can i tell the code to my broette 

[CautionLlama]

@Nerdlemon4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[xSargentAlx]

@Nerdlemon4 yes

[ThePjk24]

I'd sacrifice my left ball to have Barney as a wingman.

[pokeygalaxy]

@ThePjk24 he counts as 3 anyway...

[budbeagle]

legen.....wait for it......dary

[vision070293]

So this is what Mozes Curved in the ten Commandments...



[theexpliotedforlife]

It's funny how the Bro Code has more fact in it than say... THE BIBLE.

[heatperu13]

@theexpliotedforlife whoa watch out guys, we got a badass atheist here!

[DartsiBW]

I've never seen this much awesomeness in a single video.

[bman0125]

i dont know why i have this in my playlist, since i can't even get a girl to date me :O

[nitedragon209]

hahaha i LOVE DA ENDING!!

[greenwhiteorange3]

i make my Bro follow these or give him the Cold Shoulder for a week

[prophetfgsm]

shit, i shared it with my broette XD

[kittykate1787]

I'm a girl. I should be offended, but I'm not. Barney Stinson is magic.

[Bassistofawesomeness]

are bronies violating the bro code? im a brony i would like to know.

[grafnugi]

@Bassistofawesomeness yes. yes they are. you people shove your subculture down everyone's throats.

[Bassistofawesomeness]

@grafnugi y u mad? brah.

[funkytownmaster]

all bros are equal under the reighn of BARNE STINCET or the KING OF BROS

[MileyBahar]

is that Neil Patrick Harris' Channel?!

[Outtie15CT]

23 ppl are not, BRO's

[hijinxDD]

@Outtie15CT

they're women and they need to get back in the kitchen.

[comedyjake]

for some reason he is worried that she will become agitated or slightly violent after he calmly explains his desire to have sex with her friends

[2865299]

Amen

[MyAnonymous92]

i would love to bethe wingman of barney stinson

[taz180496]

where can you download the pdf files??

[IsusaWH]

@taz180496

Youuuuuuu SON OF BITTTCH

I had the PDF files,and its SUCKS. YOU SHOULD BUY THE BOOK LIKE EVERY BRO DOES.

[beezerdodd]

Hey I'm a girl and I would love to be barney's bro :P

[Crazy4NPH]

@beezerdodd i am a girl too and i would be Barneys bro also

[beezerdodd]

@Crazy4NPH He's to awesome to not wanna be his bro :)

[beezerdodd]

@Crazy4NPH He's just awesome :)

[Crazy4NPH]

@beezerdodd yes he is i can say i have a crush on him because he is so awesome and handsome in a suit

[beezerdodd]

@Crazy4NPH I have a crush on him too :D how can you not? :P

[ectnuthead]

I wanna be a bro, things seem a lot easier

[unbound86]

fav'd for truth

[gn0]

20 people are women

[TheDmoussavi]

@Breezybry. That is probably the greatest Youtube comment I've ever seen.

[angryhippo2910]

20 people don't have wingmen.

[nadassm]

20 people dont put broes before hoes

[BabblingCrap]

To: Bro

From: Bro

[DupayForLife]

I have followed article 7 for almost a year now

[Mranonymous258]

mixed up 7 and 8

[RikuDaNinja]

:3 im a girl and I approve of the bro code!

[JCBxSanityx]

Where can i buy this book.... wait not book, bibble.

[360anime4ever360]

He is gay because bro`s before ho`s

[2DPANIC]

its good that NPH is gay cuz if he's straight there will be no more chicks letf that he wont get

[Glaborifec]

A bro should not judge a bro based on his sexuality!

[xXxIjustOwnxXx]

Why is Neil gay ;( He was my hero!

[LaBlondeCanadienne]

@xXxIjustOwnxXx he cant be your hero anymore because hes gay? wooow.

[xXxIjustOwnxXx]

@LaBlondeCanadienne I just don't gay ppl, that is my nature

[fallenangels24]

@xXxIjustOwnxXx pathetic... welcome to the 21st CENTURY! things have changed my friend

[NinjaMaster128512]

@OscarAlholl i want the pdf

[harasiwka]

ha they messed this up in the book article 7 and 8 are the other way round

[Blossom44100]

Barney is cool, but his codes but it's STUUUUPID!!!

[Sk1pp3rPr0duct1onz]

He plays a good straight guy. Especially in Harold and kumar.

[darkwindsage]

@LilWayneMetalGod fuck off

[evilneo1721]

19 people are women

[jeanbilliejean]

@LilWayneMetalGod u shud die

[CruZSourCreamZ]

19 people are not my bros

[dreamtowngirl]

@LilWayneMetalGod yeah Neil Patrick Harris does like guys, but so what? that is in fact what makes him a greater actor cuz he has to kiss girls when he's actually gay. and charlie sheen is pretty good, and yes he'd be good for this role. but still he has lots of troubles and Neil is even better than him. what. up.

[idcleaveyodumbperson]

Whatta queer

[zargon15]

3:20 Ofcourse Barney!!

[TheRunescaperulers]

y look to the floor if he has a massive dick?

[avian4611]

how could adam ditch phil

[TheMsKittyvamp]

:( i just broke the bro code, cuz im a chick. oh well. GO BARNEY!!!!!!!

[sasorinodanna13]

BOOK OF BARNABAS 1:1

[zhaofan]

legen . .wait for it. .dary

[MissSevenpointsix]

I'm a girl... and i freakin' love this xD Barney is awesome!

[elevation95]

LOL I am a girl and I love this and Barney!

[Zeth444]

@elevation95 i'm sorry abut the math

[u2be0102]

blasphemy chicks might be lissening to thisssssssssssss

[Armyislife121]

Thumbs up if your a Bro

[SANDI954]

@Armyislife121 A Bro never ask for thumbs up. Ever.

[HackingSaint]

@Armyislife121 you're

[AlessiaLethalETF]

@Armyislife121 I'm a chick but I gave a thumbs up anyways just because of how awesome your comment was ;D

[ghostofillusion]

@AlessiaLethalETF Rule 22: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

:)

[AlessiaLethalETF]

@ghostofillusion Ahaha true , true :P

[mariibogart]

@Armyislife121 you're

[silvianeagu1]

true story..:)

[TheKhoitheboy]

THIS MAY NOT BE IN THE BOOK BUT EVERY GIRL HAS A CRAZY AND HOT BAR GRAPH ITS VERY USFUL TO USE

[ResetSetup]

@TheKhoitheboy I'm pretty sure it's a line graph.

[TheKhoitheboy]

@ResetSetup yeh

[TheKhoitheboy]

@ResetSetup i guess it is

[lanosmatrosbros06]

the 18 dislikes arent bros

[OscarAlhoII]

@rampart7humor You already finish each other sentences... How gay.

[grungerockpunk]

I cant understand how Barney doesnt have a best comedy actor grammy...

Thumbs up if you agree with me

[OscarAlhoII]

If anyone want's the pdf without joining any group, just ask.

[OscarAlhoII]

This is public service really

[doctorhouseandgirfan]

@evilhomer021 true dat.

[Ultrafanatiker]

The bro code is more important than the bible. HIGH FIVE BROOOOS!!!!!

[evilhomer021]

He's gay! Who cares! You know what? That just makes NPH an even better actor, becuase you really can't picture him as a gay man!

[doctorhouseandgirfan]

@humudu, blackangel6682, you guys should get a life. Stop bashing on him for no reason. He's a person, just like you, he's a great actor, singer, and all-around person, and there's no reason to be rude just because he has different preferences than you.

[patriotdude11]

I thnk Neil Patrick Haris took Article 1 a little to far

[blackangel6682]

A BRO NEVER, AND MEAN NEVER , LETS ANOTHER BRO SUCK COCK. FAGGOT!

[ptboy18]

@blackangel6682 Bro, you would be shocked how many bros have experimented.

[Multicroon]

Hmm, is it only me or does his voice sounds like a computer? ^^

[lolguy2222]

no FUCKING thumbs up *cough* ,,JOKES" in this video!!

[magri62]

He's only gay to give other men a chance... he is truly a god amongst man

[humudu]

@magri62 wtf is that bullshit? to give other men a chance WTF!? he is a gay faggot

[MrThePimp21]

i downloaded this book to my kindle so i cud read it when i want

[Mastersquidyyum]

i nvr broke the bro code i read the bro code more than the bible

[theTMC205]

Suit up!

[Rockbagaren]

17 persons have broken the bro code! :O

[dmandog20]

@Rockbagaren they r probably chicks

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

LIES, Article 7 is actually "A Bro never admits he can't drive stick. Even after an accident" article 8!! is "A bro never sends a greeting card to another bro" i'm disgusted by this injustice 

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

the best book ever, i just wrapped it today

[heeloz]

Wait.. Why do people care if he is gay? Also, does being gay affect how you look on people or this? Gay people or Bi are still people that have feelings. Why would you put them down for being different?

[drejay87]

@heeloz and he's one of the best bros ever!

he will never be competion and hoes will think that you're prejudiceless, because of having a gay-bro!

[woolyhat77]

sympathy: to bro

from bro

subject: dude

"sorry bro"



[fiskvik12]

freakin' love NPH! funniest guy ever :)

[joelcb1]

nph got me in the zone. what up!

[sepultrant740]

he might be gay but he still can get more pussy than anyone

[hrgymstar]

i love barney he is AWEEsommee so dont bag him coz hes gay biatches :))))

[Breezybry]

Neil Patrick Harris is only gay because he ran out of women.

[rakyrarar]

@Breezybry true story :D

[089sailboot]

@Breezybry or ... because of he already had al women

[izzy05051]

@Breezybry haha

[11wtfboom]

this is hallarious i dont kare if he is gay

[Vylvan]

NPH isn't gay. He just got bored of women.

[mrsadhappy]

The 17 Dislikes are of Non Bro Haters and Deserve to be Burned at the Stake <.<

[bclar120]

lolololol



[s14filmsetc]

NPH is awesome. that is all.

[em22ie]

how to dump a chick. Number 7!!!

do a moseby on your second date (AKA Say i love you) =]

[laurataylorhh]

legend ..wait for itt,,, dary lolol

[theiloveyou012]

He is gay, he has a partner, and had some twins. I just thought everyone should know that, to clear things up. (Sorry if someone already said this, by the way.)

[xTigerDRena]

seriously grow the fuck up, untolerant stupid ppl!

who cares if hes gay or not? its non of ur business.

he is the way he is and that makes him awesome! (=

[borststans]

just like Barney should say ... AWESOME!

[StativStakitKasket]

aaaaaaaahahaha Adam totally ditching his friend Phil, who had Knicks tickets... Court side! LOL

[MrArathiMan]

Why is everyone talking about his sexuality, WHAT ABOUT THE BRO CODE!!!! Adhere and be merry ..... or gay .....

[sugimah]

I'm so happy NPH is gay !!! Beacouse this way he won't get all the hot chicks in the world, leaving her to us !

[asdfkie]

So awesome.

[UFO0108]

its ok if his gay, he still knows how to score cicks :) dont be rasists!

[rachel032791]

He finds picking up girls so easy, he just had to be gay.

[Sindenis]

Thumbs up if You want to be Barney wingman.

[iwantmoneyful]

Hahalol

[Chillsilla]

is it bro's before hoe's or bro's before ho's?

[ricardodevezas]

U'RE THE MAN!!!!

[predetor911]

I Have this BOOK!

[Chillsilla]

@predetor911 where did u get it?

[Finni100]

@Chillsilla You can order it Online

[39tito]

NPH is gay. Barney is not. Come on guys..

[Kleety]

@39tito no seriously. he IS gay.

look up his wikipedia page...

[Chillsilla]

@Kleety yes he know he IS gay but hes character is not gay

[Kleety]

@Chillsilla ohhh sorry. id read your comment wrong. my bad.

[39tito]

@Kleety Exactly what Chillsilla said, he is gay but his character's not.

[yofakadan]

Why is everyone bitching if NPH is gay??

Bro's... We should be focusing on the bro code and how to keep it strong!

Bro code all the way! ( Get the book if u don't have it yet!!! )

Sincerely,

A Bro.

[ecwwerulz2]

its ironic that he is just some.. legendary awesome ladies man in himym but hes gay in real life.. hes fucking awesome!!!!

[funwithbharat1]

fuck u all