One Life Remaining 08/08/2009

[RCEcho1138]

I only have 8 condoms! It will never be enough....

LAWL

[S1deshowRob]

Sonic 2 was the fucking shit

[rockoutloud423]

I love sonic :3

[JacksonFelblade]

Thumbs Up if you watched Arby n The Cheif and are now coming back to re-watch this whole Series

[mouthycarnival]

i wouldnt hit her unless i had a base ball bat and the cure to aids ^-^

[MrHerecomesjohnny]

8 condoms !? XDDDD

[MrHerecomesjohnny]

wait, spending every day your recess in the computer room playing games? that's a bit much even for me...

[JacksonFelblade]

@MrHerecomesjohnny that a bit too much, unless you have some people to play a single game with, like Doom, using the multiplayer client ZDeamon, or playing Quake 3, or the first UT

[Goldenfury12]

I like this series because it's based off of my life as well. High school is full of assholes.

[profssrfunk]

should be titled "jon cjg: a memoir "

[benny63005]

Jon I dont think anyone captures the human personality of your average people quite like you.

[theothajc]

i'll have you know that i do infact think numa numa is funn... hahahaha cant even say it with a strait face

[MidoriNoLink]

2:32... tru dat

[UNSCreconsquad]

i miss sonic

[Devilinmysoup]

But I think 'Numa Numa' is funny!?!

[Darkpup15]

@Devilinmysoup i dont get it are you asking a question or yelling at someone

[RelentlessAdrenaline]

Anthony: I like to have underage sex and drink a lot

Guy: oh in that case welcome to the party bro, WEEEEEEEEEEEOW

Anthony: thanks you fuckin asshole

[Sku1154321]

Hes almost exactly like me.... except for the part where i don't give everyone a chance i let a few

[Cheesyman125]

Wow I just discovered this series now and it's AWESOME. I sill wish you hadn't given up hard justice :)

[ManzanoMonarch]

I wish my mom drove a car with a machine gun in the back.



[33deadpool]

lololololololol smaked da shyt out em LOLOLOLOLOLOL my full support jon ! lov yo vids

[Eletrica1DNA]

anthony reminds me of my friend and how he talks sarcasticly

[thrixxxlol]

thumbs up if u realized tails was an idiot from the FIRST time u played the game :P

[JacobReedyMP4]

He represents me in real life. 

[uzumaki913]

omg i love anthony and his attitude. i only wish the stuff hes saying about being in high school wasnt true

[natlord]

Im laughing but i know this is what'll happen to me in a few years o.O

[GTpenguinfanatic]

What is the intro song? I love it :)

[ducks698]

The mom came so damn close to hitting Anthony when she was leaving the party

[LouisianaPwnsUrDad]

lmao, "I could stick a pantbrush up my ass and draw more realistic looking things on the toilet paper."

[Maxx4609]

Believe me, I wouldn't hit your girl even if I had a baseball with a cure for AIDs

[Righty582]

@NjSniPeZ Dude at my school they smoke crack no lie dude one of my friend walk in on a guy smoking

[Evzone1821]

8 Condoms? I guessing the disesesbecky has could eat through steel never mind 8 layers of latex

[JoseKu3rvo]

@Evzone1821 LOL

[Severepwner]

What is "FINISH HIM (click here)"? I always assumed it was a link to a Mortal Kombat video.

[Evzone1821]

@Severepwner It is. Remember that new Mortal Kombat game? I guess they made lots of new episodes off it

[MajorHuggles]

I feel EXACTLY like Anthony every day of my life when I'm at school.  High School is full of douchebags.

[tacoman202]

@MajorHuggles Unfortunately, douchebags comprise the majority of students at my shools.

[Evzone1821]

@MajorHuggles thx for the heads up ;)

[greatzez]

@MajorHuggles that is true 100%. all you got is your friends

[DarkerThanEmo7]

@MajorHuggles I hear you dude, I'm exactly like this at school too.

[SlimzProductionz]

@MajorHuggles the home of douchebagerry, i actually feel the me and anthony are identical when it comes to personal attitude towards high school

[SirWilliamCo]

story of my life

[BRADLEYxLIVESEY]

WHY IS JOSH'S HOUSE THE SAME AS THE RESTRAUNT

[1layden1]

love this

[TheOneAndOnly699]

party scene possibly the funniest thing ive ever heard

[SuperEzio666]

the mother's is a total bitch

[beatboxer19]

why is tails such a fucking idiot? best line evre!!

[HalfTangible]

Anthony is the biggest nerd on the face of the planet...

Think about it. He's not playing a sonic game from a few decades ago.

He's playing a game from /over 500 years ago/.

Either he's a giant nerd (hence how he found it), or the future of video games is horribly bleak.

...

Or both.

[keatonmorell17]

@HalfTangible Can you not just enjoy the things you watch? Or do you have to critisize everything as son as somthing you think is genuinly smart, when relly its not, Im sure anyones mind would be delusional after all that cronic and frustrated masterbation being the highpoint of your day.

[HalfTangible]

@keatonmorell17 It was just an observation. I do enjoy this series.

I do not, however, enjoy being trolled by an idiot. At the very least troll me intelligently.

[HollowDeathAngel]

1:26-132 THIS!

[DesertEagles2011]

i love to drink pussy coolers and have underage sex, ''well welcome to the party'' ,  thanks you fucking asshole, ''thanks wait what?-''

[orindark]

im almost like anothony and vladimir tod from the book chronicles of vladimir tod

[mahbaloney]

i wish tat people could flag videos as awesome

[Evzone1821]

I SWEAR... my mom is like anthonys because she always complains that i don't hang out with my friends...EVERY DAY ALMOST

[SombreroKing100]

Just look at the graphics, i can stick a baintbrush in my ass and draw more realistic things on toilet paper.

[SombreroKing100]

Look at the graphics, i can draw better if i stuck a paintbrush in my ass and painted it on toilet paper.

[AJTCH15]

Dude, have you been watching me!? This is exactly MY LIFE! I have few friends but only because the people in my school are complete asswholes, or dumbasses. I'm also a serious gamer who plays in my room all day and doesn't do shit for parties. I feel like I'm watching my life.

[101Swiftflick]

I want an Anthony of my own, if you guys are/know a real life one send him my way.

[TheNesNoob]

I LOVE IT. The mom is the funniest character I've seen so far

[TheMetroidfanatic]

Go to 4:22 for bad mothers.

[DocDeKing]

"Welcome to the party bro!"

"Thanks! You fucking idiot!"

LOVE IT!

[Jarrkha]

i swear this started in 2010 and ended around october/november

[xXD1MZXx]

Anyone know any good machinimas compared to this one except red vs blue and arby and chief

[Jakleful]

@xXD1MZXx Hard Justice its good and funny

[101Swiftflick]

WTF is it with all this Chuck Norris bull crap everything he ever starred in was BORING!!!

[austinduschell]

what god use 8 condoms chuck norris use 50.9

[imabazaba2]

Read all the comments and you'll see how much Chuck Norris is used-WAY to much everyone always involves him in every show just to try to be funny Chuck Norris jokes suck now as i said they are used way to often

[Carnage1235]

I love Jon's cynicism and sarcasm. It's just so relateable yet hilarious at the same time.

"Th-Thanks! You fucking asshole!".

[Varocity]

can i get the intro as a ringtone por favor?

[Zenithnoon12]

thumbs up for cello theme

[jukkis6699]

whose mom is really that fucking retarded!!??

[tom9154]

@jukkis6699 Well mine is.

[jukkis6699]

@tom9154 seriously? wow.....

[101Swiftflick]

@jukkis6699 I wish my mom had been that retarded. I would have much preferred to come home on my graduation night with a bloody nose than to suffer years of solitude as I do now.

[jukkis6699]

@101Swiftflick ...........what!?

[thexskating]

man ive been watching ARBY N THE CHIEF. and HARD JUSTICE. but i havent gotten the privelegde of getting to watch ONE LIFE REMAINING. this show is so awesome  i relate to anthony soo much. im a skater and a gamer

[marksmanlane]

sadly those blessed with strength how did not have to work for it usally beleive a college will take them sadly having the power to lift and a 2.00 don't mean jack (the stuff i put on my lawn) p.s I won't use words with little meaning like fuck,ass,bitch,hoe,joad,cock,c­ock-mongrel,cock bite,pussy,mangina,tits,fuck stick,shit stick,dick,dick bite,cum guzzlers,

[darthrevan4513]

this guy is exactly like me except when my mom would tell me to go to the party i would tell her to go fuck herself

[caboose1234100]

that has to be the best insult ever

[frydo32]

THANKS u fuken asswhole!

[grayboy964]

NOTE if this happens to you wait till your mom is gone and go to the nearest resturaunt

[symbiote102]

My douchebag friend's name is Anthony and his dad's name is Alan! 0.0 And my anthony is EXACTLY like this one. XD

[hyrothesecond]

fucking best!

[1stbattalionshounor]

ultimate halo 3 strafing ever seen at 6:06

[shadowknight539]

this is the funniest shit ever

[trooper555able]

@ jadednex DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[Balisticapro]

I wouldn't hit your girl unless I had a baseball bat and a cure for aids... LOLOLOLOOLOL THAT JUST ABOUT KILLED ME

[horo30]

@Balisticapro LOLOLOLOL

I bet he got bloddy nose.

LOL HE DID.

[IVGxShaDoW]

8 CONDOMS YOU MUST HAVE A PUSSY DANM BEST SERIES

[IVGxShaDoW]

The 120 dislikes are people that dont have underage sex

[jadednex]

i swear i can relate to anthony

[KillrDylzTheSecond]

@jadednex Language!

[Facename999]

@jadednex i think most of us can

[BRADLEYxLIVESEY]

@jadednex I NO TAILS IS AN ARSE HOLE

[Evzone1821]

@jadednex Don't we all

[horo30]

@jadednex Word right?

You just want to chill out for the day and recharge your introvert energy, but your hopes get dashed at the WORST TIMES!

[zuke221]

his life should be made a taylor swift song

[lajitasman]

This is mentally sad :(

[killco7]

this is my 3rd time watching all the seasons of this..... just because of chad!

[spaboolly]

I spent sooo much of my childhood playing that exact same Sonic game. And I now spend my adulthood being exactly like Anthony =D

[killco7]

@spaboolly nice bro i really love mario games, fuck call of duty!

[spaboolly]

@killco7 MW2 was okay but I wouldn't say I really liked it. I like Mario too. The old Mario bros and the ones for N64 were definitely the best. Nothing beats Legend of Zelda though.

[killco7]

@spaboolly yeah true that xD

[roflcoptermom]

Dude anthony's like my friend payton he hates people he dosnt know and mostly plays video games lol hahaha

[Ginger0spark]

"I wouldn't hit your girl unless I had a baseball bat and a cure for AIDS!"

I love this, it's so fucking funny.

[HalfChinaman]

Fuck I love this and Halo, Spartans look so fucking cool with their helmets, it's so dope ass!!

[GRIMTHENINJA]

lol "damn it i only have 8 condoms it's not enough"

[benjedimaster]

120 people got thier nose broke

[Fanvadenaxar]

Shit, I'm totally like the guy in the machinima. VGnerd and hate everybody at school.

[imabazaba2]

John is a genious how does he come up with stuff seriouslly

[litmeuplol]

Why is Tails such a fucking idiot?

[AngryMob99]

At 2:05 if u listen closely, anthony lost a life after making sonic touch spikes lol.

[TheTyler619]

ooooooooooooooo thx u fucking asshole ahaha what ?????

[Helm2112]

Dear Youtube,

I am now broke thanks to you advertising to me halo reach 14 frikken times.

From

Youtube viewers!

[Babelfish112]

omg sonic!!!

[TheKillaCake]

This is unuasually realistic I play Tetris, Pacman, Sonic the Hedgehog I'm like a super nerd luckily everyone else is a dick anyway

Believe me I wouldn't hit on your girl inless I had a baseball bat and a cure for aids XD I luved it

[bradknightable]

OMFG i just realised im just like an-man i h8 everybody at school im a vidio game nerd ill admit that and i h8 my mother wtf jon u watching me or something wth

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

Hmm.. This episode is uncomfortably familiar to my life as well....

[mindspa24]

In some of Jon's series', poeple call the main guy like, "B-Man" in Hard Justice, and in this series, "An-Man",

[ReaperStalfo]

wow mom, 30 minutes, dont go crazy on me lmao

[yioming]

Why is tails such a fucking idiot lol

[solidsnakefovever]

why IS tails such a fucking idiot???

[lumpyprostate]

5:26

[SONIC06FAN33]

Ah yes Sonic 2

[chuckar0o]

-are u going to tht boys party? -yea lemme get my coat

-really? -no.lol

[surprisebuttsecksed]

that mom is a ass lol

[THEFALLEN093]

Believe me i wouldnt hit your girl at all if i had a baseball bat with a cure for aids LMAO

[MrBloodshot125]

8 condoms not enough? now thats a girl

[Lupirio23]

Jon's good old character types.

Also, Tails is a dumbass =P

[SykesModable]

thumbs up if your like anthony

[Doomherald3000]

LOL

[bigtuba09]

LOL I wouldn't hit on your girl if I found a baseball bat a cure for AIDS!!!!

~Falcon Pawnch~

[gogos1234567890]

but...... numa numa is funny :*(

[Araclain]

i dont have any friends either =(

[Austinw16]

@Araclain il be your friend....for $5 xD

[charlsonify]

the sarcasm makes me laugh still..lmao!!

[violetfoxlover]

WAT do u got plannned tonight anthony "beating this game" XDD LMFAO

[bembry3000]

Thanks you fucking asshole.

LOL

[charlsonify]

@bembry3000 thanx u fckin asshole.. lmao

[sollien97]

digital pear :3

[DyslexicGamer]

Is this Funny?

[sollien97]

@DyslexicGamer Think so :P

[Rajalae]

@MrDakotaheer .I know I did. I was just playin around.

[elitewolf96]

i wouldnt hit your girl unless i had a baseball bat and a cure for aids! BAM! "thanks for talkin me into this mom, u were right as always," "o stop, hows your nose?" "still bleeding" i feel for ya......(snickers)

[sweetooth670]

LOL his mom forced him to go to a party

[sweetooth670]

wow this kid is a bitch 

[omgukilledkenny6]

god..... why is tails such a fucking idiot!! LOL

[Rajalae]

I wish my mom forced me to go to awesome parties. She is always worried about me.

[MrDakotaheer]

@Rajalae i guess you missed the point......

[Omtmy]

Anyone else just like Anthony? Anyone elses mom just like anthony's? Am I the only one who connects thoroughly to this?

[AlphaSierraHotel117]

@Omtmy My life is a little similar to this ........OK..... It's Actually, very similar to this.

[BomberBoy3345]

@Omtmy i am the same to some points :(

[Stickx700]

0:15 the most catchy tune I've ever heard.

[GENESIS2789]

he needed 8 condoms so it at least FELT OR LOOKED like he had a dick

[RocknLauncher017]

if your not a nerd, if your not a buthole, then your obviously a stoner.

[retrospectroverted]

if only I could play 500 year-old video games...

[pimpslayer101]

he needs more than 8 condoms so she feel something

[greatxssassin1]

I wouldnt hit on your girlfriend if i had a bat and the cure for aids lmao

[OutCold9te6]

Ha ha so much win!

[ZhadoxFlamez]

@MurderX33

Fun fact, don't get the diseases.

The easiest way to protect yourself.

[Gearboyd57]

"0:45" it would be ironic if he would be playing halo 3 .



[CTEism]

My mom is just like this

[PixleatedBadCompany]

@CTEism Same.

[Fablehoncho]

lolz i wouldn't hit ur girl unless a baseball bat was a cure for aids!

[Fablehoncho]

2987th like

[Protokle]

Sonic 2 is the BEST game ever.

[paclove96]

This is heart warming :]

[ThePaxtonProductions]

@MurderX33

Thanks for that.

[bigshow457]

2:53 to 2:58 IS SOOO TRUE

[Austinw16]

omg best line 6:45... also my mom is like that so annyoing >.<

[finalkamehamehaflash]

i like to drink pussy coolers and i like to have underage sex... well in that case WELCOME TO THE ¨PARTY, WOOOOO, well thanks you fucking asshole eh... what? LOL i laughed my ass off...

[jeffreydao09]

LOLOLOLO IM ITS 333,833 VIEWER HOLY SHIT BRING ME MY MEDAL!

[randomvidz14]

@jeffreydao09

everyone is :)

[StatXLTD]

welcome to the party bro

thanks you fucking asshole

wait what