Public Masturbator in Megaton! (Fallout 3 Machinima)

[hk47rebuilt]

RE_COG_NIZE

[switchfootygirl2]

*Laughs........* Ahahahahahaha!

[PurpleStorm8]

100 caps for jerking off?

Perfect!

[MatthewQuinn000]

oh come on we NEED SPORE OUT PART 3 PLEASE

[reach4evr]

lol lucas sims is a sick gay pervert lol

[tittiehunter]

lol two worldss

[chris12783]

this is why i blew up megaton :)

[happypersonify]

keep on pressing 7 LOL.

[xwraden]

gou izi

[mainkilla]

I've got my eye on you" Public Masturbator stops immediately.

[mysticblade35]

RECOGNIZE.

[kickyxiaolover]

LMAO -finish what you started! -nope!

[TheMango1198]

hope your staying out of trouble because im gonna fuck a ninja

[disengagejam]

what is this, a scene from Boogie Nights ?! =D

[Redsnork]

DONT FOOL AROUND WITH THAT DONG!

If you can't handle it, don't go fiddling with it!

[minnieman40]

hahahahahahahaha lol that was funny

[KoutetsuTenshin]

Polish My Steel Weapon.

[nikolakistdglover]

omg dude that has to be the funniest video game parody video in history of man

[Mattsaint2]

RECOGNIZE!!!!!!!

[NFSKing]

What the hell? No one gets away from cumming in my town!

[supermutant616]

what the f#$k is wrong with these people? i never had to deal with this s#!! in oblivion....... XD

[thunderhead79]

CUM YOU SISSY

[AmethystMario]

Lucas Simms: he's got his eye on you.

[11033066099]

WHERE N THE HELL IS MEGATON!!! ive been playin this game for hours and havent found it lol

[HasAnyoneSeenMyQuest]

@11033066099 Are you serious?

[6SIX6Bloodshedded]

@11033066099 lololol,.. have you found megaton already :P?

[TrollmanIsTroll]

Epic black guy.

[Tonimon13]

haha jizz face

[catfat17]

what the fuck

[theocarinanoob]

cum you sissy finish what you startedXD

[daviddek27]

Green and blue air in fallout yeah right

[vadrieriand]

where exactly in oblivion is "the public masturbator"?

[mtndew6911]

@vadrieriand that's two worlds

[jacobandquinn]

@vadrieriand the person who masterbats in public or on someones face

[vadrieriand]

@jacobandquinn well where?

[jacobandquinn]

@vadrieriand oh i thot you said what but that guy is not realy masturbating in the game he just gos up and down like that so someone made som fun out o it :P

[vadrieriand]

@jacobandquinn i know i know xD but were is the npc located

[yraification]

SIMPLY WTF XD "That is fine!"

[LifesDifficulties]

'Don't fool around with that dong.. They're nuts, no doubt..'

'Wait, I..' 'Oh, easy!'

[sirrvs]

160 people couldn't get the job done.

[irishboi95]

why so many dislikes??

[GoggleEyedHermit]

What's this about "RECOGNIZE"?

[wheelmanv]

ughghhghghg ohhhh weres my money bitch

[wakkawakka1000]

I'm Gonna Fuck a Ninja!

[1243Desmond]

cum you sissy finish what you started

[gtastar01]

"there nuts no doubt"

[zhxz]

don't fool around with that dbomb. there nuts no doubt i got my eye on you come u sissy finished what u started. nope. i thought you know what you were doing if it is just nerves maybe some chems will help. XD

LMAO

[RhettRock]

No 1 gets away with cumming in my town

[Lordneoify]

Wait i... Go easy. If you get the job done, There'll be 100 caps in it for you. Come on. Just be careful. *Masterbation noises" Go easy. It hasen gone off... yet. Thats fine. Thats fine. What are you doing? Watch it! *Dick fire lol* AAAAHHH. I'll be damned! you did it! RREECCOGNIZZEE.

[BloXboX37]

Recognize!!

[warthog570]

hahahahahahhahahahahahha......­.....10.5 min later hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahaha­hahahahahhaha.........next day...hahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahha­hahahahhaha

[matt20030]

100 caps for doing that??? if only that happened to me all the time, id be rich! =.=

[OlGreg812]

If you get the job done, there's 100 caps in it for you.

[Kahleren]

capable of producing life from complete garbage

[Benthearsenalfan]

nice vid man,made me laugh :)

[Lucaz99]

Go easy, it asn't gone off yet!!!! ROLF

[THEKMAN117]

lol i never had to put up with shit in Oblivion :)

[guitarraplayer12]

@THEKMAN117 i dont think thats oblivion

[hattrickster33]

lol cum u sissy!

[ChuckFeren]

they're nuts no doubt lol



[wimpyturtle47]

As soon an I heard the zipper noise, and Lucius start up, I spat out a mouthful of milk.

[draakdarkmaster]

"i'll be damned. you did it, didn't you?" "RECOGNISE"

[therobloxslush]

umm acualy that guy is not from oblivion its from Two worlds i would now becouse i play it :p

[ReapersSprint]

@therobloxslush Yea your right, too bad the game completely sucked ass. I traded it in at gamestop and the guy was like, you seriously bought this. All I said was, yea...

[luckydog4999]

Oh my god!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!

[Pedobeargrylls]

Two Worlds and Fallout 3 FTW

[stayflyxx]

No one gets away with cumming in my town! lol!

[ltait1992]

lol wtf

[ralekriver]

RECOGNIZE

[putridpansy]

i coudnt stop laughing

[enterthepuke]

lol

[bambootablepdn]

cum you sissy finish what you started

[cbss1210]

theyre nuts no doubt

[gamer10796]

OMG, so funny

[reload95]

Two worlds owns

[ninjacat123]

WTF F-ING HILARIOUS!!!!

-cum you sissy, finish what you started!

-no.

-if you can't handle it don't go fiddling with it.

LMFAO!!!

[omgwtfdrew]

ROFLBBQHAXLOLOLOLOL

[222deviot]

HAHAFUCKINGHA SOOO FUNNY

[airsoftloverusp]

that wuz dumb dont do that again

[putridpansy]

@airsoftloverusp youre dumb

[airsoftloverusp]

@putridpansy stupid fucker doe you even know what iwas talking about

[xXK1LLT4KUL4RXx]

IM GONNA FUCK A NINJA when the need arises...

[videogames91]

@xXK1LLT4KUL4RXx

he doesn't say "Im gonna fuck a ninja."

He saying "I'm gonna fuckin' end ya."

[xXK1LLT4KUL4RXx]

@videogames91 yes i know i play with subtitles but it sounds a whole lot like "im gonna fuck a ninja"

[SmokePropaganda]

lol id have cracked up hard if his dick went into V.A.T.S. and shot Lucas Simms head off

[gplwalton]

Two worlds FTW!!!!

[adventredragon]

LOL! Two worlds.... Game sucks mai balls >.>

[blackcross008]

now run away before i put you in a cage for 'public masterbation is wat it shoulda said

[stayflyxx]

LMAO! gay but freaking hilarious!

[WhiteCompanyClan]

HA!

[Solenor92]

O.O

[Radiantreaper]

cum u sissy finish wat u started omg lol

[RickTheStickman2]

@GruntWhacker

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

No, xbox live sucks.

[RickTheStickman2]

@apocatie34

Sorry for replying to a 9 month old comment, but MACHINIMA DOESN'T POST ANY VIDEOS. It's the members of their community. Geez... This is not made by Arby and the Chief's creator.

[deloreandmc88]

The capitan and the masturbator....lol (its from family guy)

[stonercfc]

quality lol!!

[zachsav5]

lol "noone gets away with coming in my town" hilarious

[littlegonefar]

That.......OK that was a bit gay.

[blacktownfilms]

lol its the guy from night mothers father

[gtinos06]

CUM you sissy! Finish what you started! lmao

[Puttetier]

James: Capable of creating life from complete garbage

[Maxwedgell]

LOL! SPOREout 3

[zinflexy]

im never going to look at the sheriff the same way...

[legend956]

lol

[Enlisted8]

staying outta trouble i hope, i gotta fuckin ninja.

[Larxicana]

it's "I'm gotta fuckin End chya"

[wolf003227]

@Larxicana lmao ninja

[juggalojack13]

No one gets away with cumming in my town.

[Tababawa]

Lucas Smms - He'll F*** A Ninja if the need arises

[Desgax]

okay....?

[Fredomoftolstoy]

Run along before i decide to throw you in a cell for disturbng the public...5 stars really funny

[kevinhirstius]

that guy in two-worlds looks semi-retarded

[SessDMC]

If you cant handel it, dont fiddle with it xD

[BadVoodo0]

OMFGZ THIS SHIT TURND ME ON SO BADLY ....lol nobody gets away with coming in my town

[NInjaDan079]

Gotta love the end punchline

[ThaDK00]

machinima SUCKS he copies video from ather people that asshole

[SnipinG1337]

OMG you are stupid. People who make this, send this to machinima to let them upload it to get more popularity.

[ffffffffffffffff5840]

@SnipinG1337 uummmmmmmmm dude its on machinima

[SnipinG1337]

@ffffffffffffffff5840 A year ago it wasent

[ffffffffffffffff5840]

@SnipinG1337 oh i get it so the channel changes but the comment stays the same

[malofa99]

They GIVE them the videos retard.

[blusheep23]

@ThaDK00 no other peopl copy videos from them

[BB1258OT]

it hasen't gone off........yet lol

[Desgax]

was that spore at the end? okay.....

[GeneralGoosey]

Cum you sissy! Finish what you started!

[bubbletanking]

LOL, at first im like..wtf? and then im like..OHHH now i see how its MB...lololol that was hysterical..shoulda been a girl ninja...

[link000000]

RECOGNIZE!!!!!! I say that all the time when I get off =D

[KillTheFace55]

lmfao, Two worlds sucked balls

[iamjebus1234]

LOL his face xD

[Vurandal01]

Fuckin' ninja.

[Bladderpus]

I love the We Are ODST Advertisment thanks machinima

[jaedonodne]

ROFL

[pmckeown40]

HA! yeah finish what you started

i'll pay you 100 caps to get the job done

[baerchen24]

ROFL

[robertrulebirtannia]

wrong in so many ways

[AndroidX2865]

If you can't handle it, don't go fiddlin' with it.

[iTzEvrywhere]

finish what you started!

[ArcangelZero7]

If you're not up to the job, perhaps some chems will help? XD

[DJRUKGAMER]

RECOGNIZE HA

[UvBeenPwn]

wait isnt that a high elf from oblivion one something

[SMAKLAKADINGDONG]

dont touch thats dong

[madox86]

RECOGNIZE.

Able to produce life from complete garbage.

[animebob13]

hacked!!!!!!!!!

[Jaspenly]

LOL @ RECOGNIZE.

[IMANDALORIAN]

lol! RECOGNIZE

[lewisjay1]

Lol at the end sporeout 3

[TheSubzeto]

Cum you sissy finish what you started lolololiol

[KarmaKFG]

don't fool around with that dong!

[GameAsOne]

Ah Two Worlds. Nuff said.

[qwert50]

it hasn't gone off... yet

[Pix3LatedMassacre]

RECOGNIZE I lol'd so hard XD

[BriantProductions]

Dong... hahahaha

[Brakinator]

that was pretty dry mostly but it was funny at the end when he said "no one gets away with comming in my town"

[Mrster]

Is it just me or is the facial model in Oblivion better than with Simms?

[LunneSW89]

That's not Oblivion, it's a game called Two Worlds. It was meant to challenge Oblivion, but it didn't recieve as much attention.

[Mrster]

Oh alright. That might explain it. After all, Fallout 3 runs basically on the same engine as Oblivion.

[Incogneatus]

You're right, though I always felt that Two-Worlds should have thrown the gauntlet at the makers of Gothic 3 rather than ZeniMax. It had more of a 3rd person adventure game appeal (due to the fixed character/plot) rather than a 1st person roleplaying game.

[kakoopa]

two worlds fucking ruled i thought XD

[mainkilla]

@LunneSW89 It was more fun than Oblivion imo, had more quests and leveled enemies, but it was a bugged piece of shit.

[lattimore27]

Thats not oblivion.

[Nicknacmania]

no one gets away with cumming in my town

[dbzlover2023]

"cum you sissy , finish what you started"

[MrHaxman]

FAIL!!!!!!!!

[Guyver89]

I demand a new staff change for Machinima like Egger3rd said he needs to be a staff member working with the Oblivion and other game videos. Pretty pathetic of machinima to privatize this.

[Jyggorath]

it probably would have done better if it had remained public since april.

[matto95]

It's about damn time you made this video available Machinima...

[RaiderOfChaos]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SGTAVideos]

What the jesus is wrong with the rating? This deserves 5 stars.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

Hah-hah! nobody can keep the bator down for long.

[Egger3rd]

Not when I'm on the job!

James Egger - New Hire of Machinima's Staff

*sparkles*

[Incogneatus]

This is a bittersweet occasion. *sniff*

[AndroidX2865]

RECOGNIZE

[Jyggorath]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[inviktus1983]

why are you people going on about two worlds, this has nothing to do with two worlds....

[Benlikesgirls]

1:48 FUCK A NINJA

[schulmanator01]

Hilarious!

[Incogneatus]

And their developers at Reality Pump. Hah!

[Incogneatus]

Two Worlds should be grateful for this. This is the first Two Worlds machinima on Machinima.

[ssbbk1ng]

2 worlds got boin

[ike582582]

loved this vid, funny as hell if you played fallout 3 and oblivion