D&D PHB PSA part 50 - 50 Unconfirmed Rumors About 4th Ed!

[skeletorment666]

‎4E?? I'm waiting for 8E,yeah that'll be the edition that features a cardboard box with Rob Liefeld art on the cover,and on the inside of the box there'll only be a one page note,that reads"Thanks for the money suckers,signed Hasbro."

[jakin1987]

omg we missed you necrolarry

[joshmonster94]

hot dog nmmmmmmmm

[Arrakeen10191]

Finally Clinton is speaking so that you can understand at the first try :). Thank you.

Is anyone of you writing on the crossover adventure of Hannah and the Hippos?

[mike7742]

4E sucks..... I can afford it. I've played it. Its still crap. Get over it. 3.5E wins.

[TheUnknownMage]

4E is a joke. pathfinder or 3.5 only, idiots

[gham911]

DRUID PWNS

[legendsofgrine]

THE DRUID'S BACK!

[keihagei]

SNEAK ATTACK BITCHES ! ! !

[tyleratthegates]

3.5 is garbage, if you cant afford to buy the new 4e, get a better paying job

[TheInsaneSchoolchild]

@tyleratthegates Shut up, its annoying.

[Thanos71185]

is monstrous manwell a Kazon O.o

[mcballsauce]

hahaha! i just seen someone call dnd 4th edition "the world's slowest game of world of warcraft played sans computer"

i hated 4thed.

v2.0 ftw!

[lazyzombie77]

Tordek stole my GL shirt! I thought it was lost in the laundry!

[DonHoraldo]

I really can't stand all the 4e hate.

let's remember 3e didn't have the best welcome. heck some people say anyone who isn't playing ad&d aren't playing d&d.

[robertgaudlitz]

@DonHoraldo maybe, but let`s not forget, that 3.5 is probably the best role playing game system ever created, because it let you do exactly what you wanted to do with your characters. and fourth edition lets me choose out of really subpar options :)

[Dreznin]

6:00 is pure WIN

[jaydofct]

I really miss the updates.

[will493]

Dominaria. Not Dominia.

[bongodave13]

Is this all we get? I guess they all graduated.

[g3ll0]

New tables allow you to roll for gender and sexual orentation. Because of a printing error, 85% of all characters are now female-looking hermaphrodites with huge wangs, and 51% of them are bi-sexual. This to be explained away in the new supplement: "Rise of Dick-Girlmon, The Dark Lord of Fudinari"

[lordrahXephon]

lol fucking 4ed is just Wow 1.0

[Mamothain]

Goddamn Lidda is hott

[D3cimus]

Can't disagree with that.

[b0nh4mwannabe]

i know, right?

[redcapjack]

It's odd that so many of these predictions are actually true. I don't mind 4th Ed., but prefer other games instead.

[j0njn]

No, I don't like 4th Ed (if I want to play a mmorpg I'll fucking play one on my pc), and yes, I prolly would have made an edition rather than playing the new crap. Fortunately, my 3.5 books are still intact, so hey! I don't have to!

(And yes, I have in fact to played it. I even tried to like it. I failed. Miserably.)

[bhuntin7061]

WAIT WHOAH WTF???..... the date on this one reads june 5th 08... the part 49 is in february 15th 09... seriously man... ruin my night... /sigh

[KuroMag]

if you would have read the descriptions then you would have known that they skipped 43-49 and put 50 up then went back to to 43 after this one...

[bhuntin7061]

yeah that's how i do things... i react then i read

... thanks for pointing it out on the internet where billions of people will find this information EXTREMELY useful... have a spectacular day

fag

[Zendrig]

Wouldn't it be cool if the characters' names were shown when they first appear in the video?

To me that would be helpful sometimes.

Is there a list with pictures somewhere?

[unseen2021]

pathfinder, thats all i have to say

[Hyardacil]

OH COME ON!

You missed a good one.

You should have had cut the Dungeon Master's staring sequence into several bits and then inserted them all over the place!

[photonman63]

Nice to see Vadania back. She reminds me of my friends from school

[isledorn]

Hmmm, yeah.... what lostlune said..... I miss Glimmer Moon

[lostlune]

wow halflings have huge tits in 4E ? im in !

[VicRules666]

This is really fucking gay.

[thundasc]

lol i totally have that GL shirt sam berry was wearing

another amazing episode you guys rock so hard

[Arrakeen10191]

upload options for house rules - they will come ... some day .. sure

[vanessalynn82]

ahh waiting for that check.

[KizerVogner]

YES, 50 is the best yet!

[KizerVogner]

YES !! LOVEen IT!!!!

[ItsaChrispy]

I laughed so hard when he said "New playable race: flumph." That is truly one the worst ideas I have ever heard.

[bongodave13]

Evil Optimus Prime and his Hungry Hungry Hippos kidnap Princess Hanna Montana!

If only he would.

[ItTakesOver9000]

I love the Invisible Christopher Walkin. Haha. "Super Sweet Casplay Castumes..." "A drunken conniving asshole blacksmith will now be technically chaotic-ish/ evil... maybe?"

[cvillains]

How did I miss this one? This is now my new favorite PSA.

But I still haven't seen my weekly $20 for willingly playing in a 4E campaign :(

[BigBadSeag]

Damn, now my Halflings wont fit under the table....

Oh well, I still got my barritos

[SonantLucidity]

And it all came true...not.

Still have my fingers crossed for the release date announcement of "Bitchass Castle of Gangsta Dracula"

[viqerfell]

Well I just watched all of the PSA's back to back having just found them and must say was laughing most of the way through. Brilliant work guys n gals.

I also am wondering what happened to 47-49 but also whether the PSA's have now simply stopped as I noticed you haven't done any in a long while.

Oh and wouldn't be complete without the obligatory Lidda is so pretty comment :)

Thanks for making me laugh guys n gals.

[Arrakeen10191]

What happened to 47-49?

And what to Mal?

[vh2k]

Sweet Green Lantern T-Shirt

[pessimessed]

That was awesome. VENGER WOO

[KlausGidierreitalia]

Oh, I forgot that: "Sneak attack, bitches!"? AWESOME!!!!! :-D

[KlausGidierreitalia]

Uh, what's this shit? Seriously, all that disinformed bashing is not like you, guys.

[bubbathedm]

you haven't played it yet have you?

[BackHandOfFate]

The rumors... their all true!!!! ALL TRRRUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEE!!! *sneak attack*

[DarkAmnael]

LOL, everone agrees with me so far- D&D 4.0 is nothing more then D&D trying to get their hands on warcraft money. Most of us here dont call it D&D 4.0 - simply W&W.

[DarkAmnael]

Oh and btw - if everything starts with WAR now, blackrazor, then its WARwarlock, and Warwarpriest :D

And I have an idea for another adventure. Elminster, Optimus and He-man fight Skeletor,Orcus and the Lich-King over dominion over Faerûnia (or was it Eterûn? Or Azerterniaûn?).

[MagicRaistlin]

You guys rock. I made a new dungeons and dragons movie also fun stuff. I bought 4th edition it wasn't really THAT bad but i still prefer the old one.

[hkgrimraven]

I actually like the new edition, I think once there are more resources out for it, players will start to like it more.

IDEA: Lidda should have a soap opera-like encounter, walking on Regdar with Mialee, then see just sneak attacks them both.

Halflings rock! Lidda rocks! SNEAK ATTACK, BITCHES!

[isis416]

Sneak ATTACK BITCHES :D

[Breakerzer0]

omg... he came back... necro larry... woot!!!

[GothicXLolita66]

Hah! fighting the dark lord of Futanari... might be painful. hah.

[GothicXLolita66]

Aw, now i'm sad. Venger AND Morthos cut their hair? *plays small violin*

I love you guys =]

[jabbamagnus]

ROFL!

[retepish]

LOL.... I still think Lidda is HOT!

[jcpillars]

Keep up the good work. It's hilarious.

Does one person write all the dialogue? Because he or she is fucking talented.

[LadyAmalthia]

Still playing AD&D...

[rubberball055]

AMEN!

[rubberball055]

"welcome to the suck" perfectly dicribes the

4th edition.

and lol at bitch ass castle of gangster dracula!

[goldenhide]

DnD Drinking game... Why didn't *I* think of that! Oh high level campaigns will be *more* fun then ever!

[DrBeard]

I'll say it if no one else would: I would play the hell out of Bitch Ass Castle of Gangsta Dracula.

And so would you.

[minxado]

I mean steve is in the video.

YAY

[minxado]

ITS STEVE!

Holly is my cousin by the way!

[retepish]

Leg Extensions.... hmmm..... BABE

[minxado]

Dude, she's my cousin.

No really she is.

[w007]

I.... *love*.... you guys 0.0

[ReadingDave]

Actually there were some hobbits that lived in swamps in Tolkien.

[darkjowy]

Not easy to make a new ed huh?... -coughs and simply drops 1st edition back in their lap- HAH! There its so old that it might as well be considered new if its used again.

[anthonyhantonh]

Oh yeah! Sneak attack bitches!

[tilmaril]

Great video, if some of these were true D&D would be so much fun. Which character was it that mentioned the crossovers? I don't recall seeing her on the PSA's.

[mhutt665]

Vandahnia (not the onion), the stoned druid from way back in PSA 5.

[tilmaril]

Really? Either it's been a while and I forgot what she looked like or she really changed.

[mhutt665]

It's been a while, though I don't think she's changed as much as say Mordenkainen between PSA 6 and the tragically mis-cast PSA 25 :D

[kilthmal]

I like how they spelled Vandahnia different in this PSA. I guess they're going to spell Vandanya different in each one to harken back to that joke in her first appearance. Yeah, I'm sure it was on purpose.

[MW2772]

Pure comic genius guys, this is my second comment because I've watched this PSA so many times. From the little *wink* at the end of "They'll casually walk across the battlefield and attempt to charge a second time" to "King Optimus Prime and is band of hungry hungry hippos kidnap Princess Hannah Montana" I'm laughing so hard throughout this skit—it hurts. Well written and so many great actors/characters..."In the interest of awesome" I'm now a subscriber!  You kids are great, keep it up.

[SpinachIndeed]

I just got through watching all the PSAs and they are pretty much the awesomest awesome in awesometown. I can't wait for a new one. HOO-HA

[vergeofchaos]

Ok. Tordek returns- awesome. Most overall gorgeous character? Lady Sorra. Lidda wins for best body. WOW! How do you cram so much sexy in such a tiny package?!

[metabog]

Ahahah TIM!

[uberfreak9]

I'll skip the licorice bau-bau and plunder the bag for all the tasty peach-flavored liddas. Mmmm mmmmph!

Seriously though, some of you are really talented. Good on yuh!

[mattermore]

Best Supporting characters would be Athaina (Katy Terry), Nameless Assassin (Tori Ekstrom), Mialee (Darline Hun), Lidda (Holly Sowlles), and of course (Malcanthet) Holly Weikal.

You'll notice my pics for best supporting characters could also be read as 'hottest actresses on YouTube ever'...

[mattermore]

Top Hero and Villian Pics Ever from PHB PSAs...

Obviously the best Hero role goes to Tordek played by Sam Berry.

Best Villian goes to Venger played by Nick Schell (as cool as ICW is he just isn't as funny...see PSA #5 if you don't believe me).

Second best Hero Regdar! Wesley Whitaker does a fantasic job with this character and when he and Sam Berry are in a PSA is is a must see.

Second best Villian as mentioned is Invisible Christopher Walken...no offense Nameless Assassin.

[SumBum00]

Who would win in a fight Monstrous Manwell or Pelor?

Trick question Monstrous Manwell is Pelor

[msrich1982]

OMG THE GOUGE IS BACK!!!!

SWEET!

[jlvfr]

Sooo... sneak attacks are gonna be higher then?... ;)

[Keryth987]

"Welcome to the Suck"

Those evil White Wolves and their emo kids!

[Ne0dymium]

FUTANARI!!

hahahaha, so many fucking bonus points for you guys.

it's kind of scary how many of these are pretty much true.

[mirage2471]

When he tried to crush that can, did anyone else noticed his forehead started bleeding a bit?

[BabiesRfood12]

yea haha

[Eggplant616]

That was awesome..so many characters that we have all missed. i think I just made sexy on myself.

[Hanzo187]

So...many...babes.

Hoo, after that amazing PSA, I need a minute.

[Dragonkiss76]

Sooo happy to see our old favorites!

Down with 4th ed!

[ryukenangel]

BRILLIANT@!!!

[syncdancer]

Also..Lidda RULES!...go go sneak attack!

[syncdancer]

I love D&D PHB PSA. I absolutely love that you brought back so many of the characters we all have grown to love..wheres Glimmermoon and Crusk? We are ready for another episode of role reversals. I wanna see invisible christopher walken do glimmermoon.

[MW2772]

I absolutely love these. You all have a good time doing this and it shows. I haven't played D & D in years, but your skits remind me of how much fun it was. Keep up the great work guys!

[drinnik]

Didn't they release "Bitch Ass Castle of Gangster Dracula" as "Expedition to Castle Ravenloft"?

[LordKnightBane]

Absolutely awesome, top notch one guys, too many great ones to quote either!

[shiboshonin]

Great Job, CJ team! I was especially excited to see everyone's favorite halfing back in action! (and Tordek) lol. Anway, keep up the great work.

[shiboshonin]

The word "Anway" above is NOT a misspelled word. It is a code phrase directed to Lidda meaning: "You are the loveliest halfing ever."

[Zombieofpie]

I was commenting Fireheart27 not the guy before me, sorry.

[Dracorat]

=)

Good as always.

I do like 4E though so far. It' just a different game than 3E. It's still got the spirit IMO, but the way you play is so much different you could actually decide to play both and almost being playing two different games.

Pick that which you like the best.

3E seems more detail oriented. 4E is more of the "let's just pick it up and play" variety.

[Phloid82]

lol.

"Welcome to the Suck" Great one! In many ways this is the essence of 4th Edition.

Obviously these were recorded before 4th Ed was released this last weekend. So what do you guys really think about it? I have yet to play a game, but in reading the PHB it definitely "brings the suck" in many ways. The self healing and the MMO influence is the worst of it. That being said it looks like combat will be fun at another level, but the suck is too great for a full conversion for me.

[Eggplant616]

That was beautiful..I openly weeped.

[Eyerleth]

Monstrous Manwell? Good lord, that's awful. Well done.

Also, need more Vadanya!

[thumpernicus]

"You can NOT make this sh!t up! It's f**king TRUE!"

Oh, how eerily prophetic you are, Creative Juices.... EERILY prophetic...

[MNS1085]

Whoohoo! Tordek likes Green Lantern!

[Toddgpoole]

Gimble! Yay!

That is all.

[Fireheart27]

"SNEAK ATTACK!!" is Lidda's line.

But "Sneak Attack B****!!!" is Haley's (from Order of the Stick) line. Pluralizing the last word doesn't make it Lidda's.

Otherwise, AWESOME!!

[Zombieofpie]

Some of us were thinking it but you said it. I now present you with the Nobel Peace Prize for Distinguishing One Nerd Icon's Catch Phrase from Another. Seriously its in the mail.

[Nintene777]

This felt like a family reunion.

Well I mean a family reunion where you are actually happy to see everyone and don't have urges to shove a fork through your eye.

In other words...GREAT JOB! Can't wait to see more!

[coloradogamer]

100% Perfect PSA!!!

[Zombiehunter66]

the white wolf lol

[jdb227]

4th ed. Rumor #51: Minstrels and bards merged into one class.

[ESGLabs]

Great to see everyone again! Funny stuff!

[BardicLasher]

Okay, yeah this one was awesome.

[BlackHeart1216]

wait a second....whats wrong with psionics!? its far more balanced than core magic...at least in 3.5

[thumpernicus]

You can NOT make this shit up! It's fucking TRUE!

Oh, how eerily prophetic you are, Creative Juices....

EERILY prophetic...

[adminridin]

Vadanya...Mialee...Lidda...

Oh yeah--Tordek! And Regdar!

But...

Vadanya...Mialee...Lidda...

{sigh}

[geeksdreamgirl]

OMG, this is pure comedy gold. :)

[JG48]

NecroLarry and Jozan are back! Keep going with this guys, can't wait for another 50 more.

[Naeowan]

Hey!!! I want my montly 20 dollar check!!!!

[kilthmal]

The bio website would be great. I have no idea who the character who told us not to pick at the sticker on the cover is.

[Deth7474]

4.0 will suck so bad

[BlackHeart1216]

this was amazeing, i mean a GUNBLADE referance?! this was seriously one of the best PSAs that you've done, and its hard to say one of them is better than another because theyre all so awesome.

[damic]

Wow glad i quite buying AD&D when WOTC bought it! All down hill..... how sad they ruined a good game. Glade I kept my 2 nd edition books and supplements!

[MiahMan01]

Love love love love love you guys! Keep up the fine work!

[JohnRMul]

Impressive! You had precisely 50!

Yes, I am pathetic enough to count. :D (Also, the PSAs, pure awesome in a can.)

[kilthmal]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[kilthmal]

You know. Those leg extensions would look good up around your ears.

[dumbpunk86]

Tordek in a Green Lantern T-shirt?? Nothing can compare on the scale of awsomeness to this. Also, he says beating children is ok, and i concur.

[SalchichaPolaca]

have a taquito XD ahaa i love it

[1969Stratocaster]

Like a badass family reunion of badassness.

[whipporwillheretic]

God, I love this. Thank you... You complete me.

[Evershear]

thanks guys for another great one. love the blupers at the end too.

[AlokikolA]

LOL

[russkeller]

LOL 10 Hit Points of Damage and you have to take a shot of Jose Cuervo! I think that was a house rule in every High School D&D game.

[vicautmort]

ZOMG where did you go Vadania? Do more PSAs!

Regdar, what server do you all play WOW on?

You guys need to have a Dragon Shaman or a Beguiler.

[Druid2]

This is so totally wicked!

[mscoppertop]

I just pissed myself! So freakin funny. Great Job on bringing back all of my favorites :)

[Neopopulas]

Man.. seeing lidda come out from behind that table for the first time was the best part of my day, she has a killer body. Her bust is +1 to damage.

[greenmarcosu]

Sneak attack BITCHES!!!!! that is so win.

[alstaniforth]

Loved it, guys, absolutely loved it.

[nightcrawler42]

very nice

[amanthya]

Only 20 bucks a month for female gamers... that doesn't even cover the gas to get the game... and the pepper spray. Cheap, old, lecherous Wizard bastids.

[josetomastorres]

HAHA! You guys didnt cross the line with the new rules, you drove over it with a mack truck going 90 on 5 mph road. :p

Once again, awesome. All I got to say.

Keep'em comming!!

[tothlaszlo1985]

That was so sweet! Most of you I hardly recognised, you look so different! :D

[ianaramsey]

Wow, way to bring back the Lidda with a vengeance.

[Eyerleth]

That's "with a Venger", actually.

[blue10005]

For 4.5 all the halflings should be required to only wear nipple pastees and leather thongs. Just a thought.

[Zaxsmith]

ok, Lidda is HOT!!!!

the Holy Grail reference was the best.

[ikfb661]

Sneak Attack, BITCHES!

[PrimeSonic]

I've already read through the (leaked) PHB, DMG, and MM, and yeah... it's all true. (or is it...?)

[BigEvilRox]

Boomz... I would totally fly over just to play Caine and show ya'll how Antediluvians roll...

Don't mess with MY World of Darkness... bitchez.

[djsmeg]

YAY! I loves me the violence against children!

[jconvy]

New in 2009! Girls of the D&D PSA Calendar!

Wait? What? Too soon? =)

[DarthAzabrush]

Loved the White Wolf reference. More of the same please. Maybe Caine or Longinus could join the team?

[Leo3088]

Never posted before but dear god this just rocked so hard, can't wait for the next PSA. And I'm still waiting for an end to lonely mal this is killing me you have no idea.

[DarkMeUp]

Love the Flumph reference. Hopefully Tarrasques don't get spit in 4.25, cause I prefer they only swallow like they're suppose to. :) With so many characters, you guys need a website with character bios, just to keep up. Keep up the good work!

[tothlaszlo1985]

I second the bio-website idea!

[BalooSJ]

So, how is Malcanthet gonna explain to Pazuzu that she's a devil now?

[Theophrastus]

The "War-" prefix thing is actually really plausible.

Great work guys, one of the best ones you've done in ages.

[zug1974]

Woot! One of the best PSA's, and for my birthday, even!!!

I currently have "Bitchass Castle of Gangsta Dracula" preordered on Amazon. It's only $35.99! (plus tax)

[qube0]

Elminster is now called Urza :D ...

[beowulfthehunter]

Ok I call bullshit, where is Glimmer Moon? Nice to see Necro Lary back.

[DonInKansas]

What about WarBard?

WIN!

[DarkMeUp]

Yah, they're called Umberhulks. ;)

[cthulhuburger]

Venger's back, Hennet is hilarious, Tordek rules ass, Lidda is sexy, and Lady Sora pushes my alignment in crazy dimensions that require me to tape things to my character sheet.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed 'til I cried, and that was before the first minute was even over.

Of course, you forgot to mention that, whenever a new supplement comes out, you get it for free*, but you have to stare at the closed book for two hours before you can play it.

*Well, free until they release a new level cap.

[shavedchimpanzee]

This is one of the best, if not THE best. I thought you guys might have been slipping. Instead, you brought back my favorite characters and made one for the ages. Stick to these guys. Tordek, Lidda, Mialee, Jozan, Regdar, Hennet... still my favorites. Bonus points for Morthos, Steven of Tyler, Devis, and Venger. Non-D&D characters just aren't as awesome.

You guys rock. Hard. Harder than Dio. And that's hard rocking. Okay, maybe not harder. But about as hard.

[greenfaun]

Wow, so much to love in this one. Great job as always, guys.