Relationships [Dos and Donts]

[Micahmalik9]

When I pick video I thought the dolls were real!

[Micahmalik9]

Toy story

[hiturh]

need for speed :D!

[trustingicyangel]

Well said. =)

[MrAirhead2013]

What's this song called???

[wolfhowlmay]

Im sorry but with the hat u look like ur cross eyed.....O_o...It was very distracting, almost as distracting as toystory in the back round

[MsSpeeda]

HAHAHA the girl barbie's voice is so funny

[bratzoxxobarbies]

hapbunny8813 toy story 2



[jadiepie98]

"that is garbage. Get that out of my face."

hahahahah.!

[thenumbertwentyfive]

With the dolls all i was seeing was Team America :P

[thatsfup]

Swoozie, thank you so much. You are so helpful with my current relationship and things aren't going well. You're the man!

[turtlesrock153]

omg I used to have that doll!

[MrTonicrex]

i need help with my Girlfriend x( anyone want to help a dude whos dating some "stalker" girl who is 4 years older ?

[Alanna8701]

@MrTonicrex maybe u shud dump her if u feel uncomfortable with the relationship... : /

[IrWaKKo]

Bein single isnt a bad thing, but could be damaging to the self esteem if single for over a couple years lols..

[Shawntethomaz]

- why is he single again .. ?

[therealzheol]

I love your classic stuff sWoozIe!

[TheSONOFZION]

Yea... subd. Good mind. I was on the same route you were with relationships but then moved to the universal relationship with life and creation itself. Give thanks to what life is creating now for mrn.

[addidaswilson]

is he from trinidad?

[cyncharity]

that girl barbie is a crappo. I say this because she is only a barbie, but for reals!!

[315peacelover]

its called SPEED STACKING not CUP STACKING THING LOL

[2getha4eva2]

Omg, I love Super Smash Brothers! 8D

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

i feel like i know u but i dont

[girrcupcake123]

so u like to play with dolls????? hmm

[Russiansnow]

toy story on tv

[OnIineWarrior]

Wow. Very great advice.

[WilliamHCarney]

Relationships Dos's & Dont's. Simple. Dont get into one. A woman wouldn't know a good man if one feel on them. My advice to men. Watch a movie called "What Love Is" made in 2006 staring Cuba Gooding Jr, & the other is to just have various girlfriends. Thats all women in this generation are good for anyway. My favorite is when one tells me they will rock my world. Do you know how many times I've been told that?

[SamHudsonShow]

toy story, in the background, FTW

[TDsnowman]

Starwars also playing in the background at like 3:30

[LawStudent73]

Great video, but I disagree with the jealousy part. The word you're looking for is envy. We confuse jealousy and envy, but they are not the same. God is jealous for us and His love is perfect. Jealousy is when you have are upset when someone gives something to someone else that rightfully belongs to you. That's not only normal, but also right to feel. Again, great video!! Keep making them, please!!!!

[bellamaria16]

u r so cute ;)

[pinkorangesoda]

i wana see the restt

[Jaymaul009]

SWOOZIE YOU'RE A TRINI!?!

HOLYSHIT!!!

REPPIN HARD HOSS!!!

[BrokenGoods]

sigh seen all this happen so many times!

[TheRogueplayer]

you know why i listened to you're advices?...because toy story is on tv tomorow for my so i will se it anyway :)

[jack111213]

WHY ARE YOU GIVING US VALUABLE ADVICE WHEN TOY STORY IS ON!?!?

[CutieFlab]

Love me, hate me that is the question, if you hate me then forget you... Remember this song from Need for speed: Carbon :)

[kgstudioproductions]

i love the voice of the girl doll haha

[jbfan1699]

I like how he is watching toy story hehe :)

[mrsissylala17]

Likee' if yhu saw toystory playinq in the background

[ipodcreed]

thumbs up if u saw woody at 2:10

[samaladdin]

I'm never in a hurry while watching your videos because i know i'm NOT wasting my time.

[nickimale]

whats that song in the beginnning i know its by lady soveirgn but i can remember the name

[MrVegeta92]

what is this song hes playing in the background? the first one

[nickimale]

@MrVegeta92 hate me or love me lady soveirgn

[swoozie06]

@MrVegeta92 ~ song: Lady Sovereign 'Love me or Hate me instrumental

[SignOfZodiac]

@swoozie06 I thought it was 2007 after watching this, lol

[MrVegeta92]

what is this song hes playing in the background?

[blazed12many]

especially if its drugs ! drugs are great

[thebigbadwolf27]

@blazed12many Eh, they're illegal and kill brain cells and stuff though.

[TheSimo7469]

being jalux in a relationship is a good thing, it shows that the jalux one still loves the other one. or thats my apinion

[Bieleber411Mak]

The music over powers you voice :(

[Bieleber411Mak]

The

[Invadergirl15]

Haha so true I should show your vid to my friends dude xD "my daddy lives... mah dady lives... cough ugh blehblehbleh" xDDD that's awesome advice seriously :D

[funtown101]

i love how the girl barbie's voice was so raspy.. haha

[tylercrick8]

call that a relation-shit

[iiZPandaZii]

your videos make me happy. lol. XD does that count?

[pippop190]

... I just broke my arm....

[vwade30]

-____- ken got bitched lol

[XxTxAxYxX]

i love it when the barbie was like "uh psh bleheheheh" and walked away!

[IheartPRETTIboys]

Oh and good advice actually

[IheartPRETTIboys]

You're pretty hot lol

[HDPhenomenon]

I was expecting the girl barbie to hit the guy barbie with her head :l

[carlicat1716]

Really nice message!

[DamnDudeGetaLife]

Thank you man, i am currently unable to get over my ex girlfriend who now has a new boy friend and the whole happiness thing about how you shouldn't let someone else account for your happiness really got to me and im going to try and change that thanks man !

[kirbyrides]

I believe that that ken Submitted

[Narukonami]

lol "...Yeah, I've been studying relationships for, a loooong time...*shifty eyes*...6 o clock..."

[HhendriXxx1]

5:54 I would drop her ass right then and there.

[XxC0ldH3artxX]

SSBB ftw!

[hapbunny8813]

SO VERY DISTRACTED BY TOY STORY IN THE BACK GROUND !

[smackdown838]

LOL swoozie. Why did you give the guy attempting to kill himself an indian accent?

P.S. you're kind of my hero.

[Ukilipsul]

OMG, it was my birthday when you uploaded this vid!

[YCPT0609]

I'm i the only one noticing toy story in the back round? >.<

[GODKIDable]

the doll part was hailirious LOVED it

[iJLiN21]

"you'e not in a relationship, you're in a dictatorship " good stuffff

[111youwho]

drugs are bad...

[evilaways]

i'm naturally happy :D thanks swoozie

[segamegafred]

I love you SWOOZiE :]

[jaded21]

Toy Story!!!!.......... Ahm at one point I wasn't listening to you, The beat in the background captured my attention, had to go back n re-watch that part

[Catty768]

What's the first song called?

[SOSMeganSOS]

@Catty768 Love Me or Hate Me, by Lady Sovereign

[hannyl28]

swoozie did you braid the dolls hair ? LMAO

[AllDaySmilez1988]

i have said that a dozen times she doesnt have to be into it but if she wanted to play with me thats real cool

[thesillysock]

I broke my femur after watching this video.

[LiveXLaughXLAVAHEAD]

i love that toy story is playing behind you

[milkshakemaisie]

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

[coryharshman0810]

Toy story ftw

[BreezeNightingale]

Bella Swan needs to hear Don't #3.

[Dalekfry]

Compromise. Compromise. Compromise. Compromise. Compromise. Bitch.

[JordiieDrummer]

slap that bitch!

[Alilbitofmeg]

ohhh my goddd your smart!

[jamiechin]

Dude~You're a genius!

[A43MONEY]

More

[Jeve1989]

Swoozie whats with the arabic at the "I'm goin to kill myself" bit at 10:42.... lol thats not funny

Good advice tho.... sorta need to hear some of it

[12peaceloverock]

I have a friend that relied on her man too much, and then he broke up with her for cheating on him with a married guy. Now she stopped eating, blaming everybody but herself. Help swoozie!! Idk what to tell her

[DarkKrystal]

You have fabulous taste in music! I lurrrrrrve Lady Sovereign. <3

[NemesisxForever]

toystory ftw.

[likenymphetamine]

"Maybe I should change hats all together. Totally different hat, here we go. BAM." LOL

[KekoMinoki]

Swoozie, what if he won't really respond to you trying to get to know him better?

[sithioth]

watching toy story? lol

[theycallmeJDMoore]

Love how the girl doll shakes uncontrollably.

[ilovejiro]

"i'm going to kill myself!" ... was that an indian accent. lol

[CortanaGal]

Boy is on point.

[lvpackrat]

I wanna see the rest. Could you make another vid? Thanks bro'.

[tipibo]

I'm gonna kill myself! loll what was the accent for?

[tipibo]

dictatorship is not good...dicktatorship is:)!

[WILDBOYCLICC]

lol barbie has the same voice you used for the employee in the Disney Employee vid "um termination, on the spot" lol

[serpentboy14]

I liked that terrorist voice you had at the end there. sounded like ahkmid the un-dead terrorist. :D

[sanalbrc]

LOL "for the record; i do not play with dolls"

[SusanFogarty]

Your like a buddah

[chrismorales93]

For Do#4 , any tips on how I could find out new stuff about my girlfriend. We have been together for 6 months now, and things are going good. We could just sit their and stare at each other, and im good with that. I just want to know if theres any questions or guildlines to about to learn new things?

[demonkai76]

thats some real shit you said at 9:09. I stand by that motto all the time since my late teens. i have no problem being single at times. No one said you couldnt mingle and have a fling or two and not be attached. But yo Keep preachin what u do swoozie on both levels son

[divamama110]

Ur barbie voice was hilarious.....and a little too good. You sure you haven't been playing with them before LOL

[z3r0sh1ft]

I have a question. You said that we should compromise. I actually refused to do it which damaged her feelings a bit. But what if it's for good. Like your example that the officemate is making the girl jealous. What if it's some person you needed help to help yourself and be more dependable. Is it still dictating or for good?

[MyNameIsNotSparky]

The hat before the hat!!

[VideoGameStupid]

I've thought about "Don't # 3" so many times before. I'm trying to work harder on that one and i think it is helping.

[CynDA01]

omg! toy story in the backround, i love it! XD

[gskurapira]

You're not in a relationship.. you're in a "relationshi-t" (Go-go-gadget- Dane Cook)

[vampireknightfan019]

"There. Is. Nothing. Wrong. With. Being. Single." YEAH, MAN.

[FunkyMunky2442]

Haha I love when you played with those Barbie dolls... I couldn't stop laughing XD and your girl's voice kinda sounds like an old lady's voice :)

[Floatingendlessly]

I have the same lava lamp as you :D

[namine54321]

LOL

"person X...can die"

That wasnt the first option i thought youd say xD

[peaceandskittles97]

ahaha i giggled through the whole thingggg. great vid and soo truee

[SeeTheAurora]

this is gold man. i'm like nodding to like everything you're saying... lol! :D

so glad there's people like you making videos like these. people SOOO need to hear this!

[JORGI3ONDECK]

LMFAO this is hilarious

"You aint my daddy"

[riddick79352]

make a video that you show your muscles!

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

haha toy stories on in the backround (: and btw i LOVEEE your vids! you have the best lifee haha (:

[ActiveGameboy]

6:09-6:16 had me dyingggggggggggggggggggg LMAOOOOO. It was just like a real girl.

[terceldude]

you're cool! :) I want my ex-girl back who I've dated on/off for 8ish times! :) She lives on Long Island, NY and now attends Columbia University near Harlem! :) But now she is dating someone else! :( My former relationship with her was a rebound because she dated long before me, but I love her to death. Do you have any advice for me? ;) I could email you my full story, as far as I know! :)

[sunny77dd]

shoot...what you say is like what i be telling my peps every week...no lie. its scary...but good to know i am not the only one who thinks this way

[MagicalSexPixie]

Hehe i love the girl barbie gurls voice... :3

[BYAKUYAKUTCHKI]

My gf told she wanted yo play Starcraft 2 I was like wait.....what? She actually likes the game so swoozie has a big point in this vid try something your other likes you might like it too

[Swoozie05]

I wanna see the rest

[tasteshappy]

oh mi god i was sooooo like the uncompromisable barbie girl looooolz. ah well at least i feel like tht :P ah poor babe

[BrYanwithaY1986]

People are universes...that's good

[theElmoluver]

TOY STORY!! :)

[TristanZdude]

lol yeah buddy thats my boy adande!

i love super smash bros.!

[BossmanTutt6]

somebody please tell me what the first song is, its amazing and it would be greatly appreciated. :))))))))

[BurningSuburbs]

haha i call them relationshits

[Tsoma1]

hahahaha I laughed so hard when I saw the doll scenes, its sooo true sometimes

[mephistophilisXs]

you are good and you should definitely keep posting this stuff...peace!

[RipCity40]

haha, TOY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love ya man

[SkyHyghProductions]

Am I bad for being 14 and wanting a boyfriend. Just a little. I mean I would be quite a good girlfriend actually. I dapple in the video games enough And my guy friend told one of his other friends I like Tekken and he was amazed. I love boys, but they don't love me. I am great. So there's soemthing wrong with them.

[chapacoka]

@SkyHyghProductions You're not bad for wanting a boyfriend at 14, though some people will disagree with me, but you're at a point in your life where none of that should really matter because you're still young and have a lot of time to find someone. I love your confidence in yourself though. But as swoozie, himself said in 12 things about love, You don't need to try so hard to find someone. Just wanted to throw in my two cents, but hey I'm just another random youtuber so you can just ignore me.

[SkyHyghProductions]

@chapacoka You are 100% correct and so is swoozie. And I try to tell my friends that there's time for all that...but I jsut keep it moving. Thanks for the respectful response.

[spoonman197]

5*s for toy story in the background!

[mary9923]

yah,,,its true...love it...

[kid4ever10]

im gona killaa mahh self

[Cool3stNERD]

I know EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN man. . . in everything you are saying and ABOUT TO SAY... lmao

[Grimreaper905]

When you were talking about the "If you only feel "happy" around the girl then.." I had the same reaction like you.But then I didnt hang with her and forgot bout it ill you brought it up.Good video.

[phantomstriker123]

lol Barbie doll comprisation

[AkumaAfro]

nice advice dude!

[jojo1jewel]

I love dont # 3 :D

[100SKILL100]

hahahhaha toy story :O

[EkkuZakku]

#2 is so true, my last girlfriend never once wanted me to try and teach her Rubik's cubes even though I played with them all day every day lol, if she had at least made somewhat of an effort then I think that relationship would have lasted a tiny bit longer.

[ShadyTheOnly]

Do you consider weed a drug?

cuz you said drugs are bad. :P

but i think weed is good. haha

[spicygirl012]

was really good and some of it when u played with those dolls i was laughin lol good video and soo true and ima gonna try go be a better person now....wish me luck!

[Kimboy321]

not to be mad random but weren't u the guy on that competition to be the best gamer? if so, i was rootin for ya the whole way. i woulda stepped down to eat the food too lol

[TheSacarr]

dont sh- listin my daddy livs in north my daddy lifes don't you sh- I uhhh uhhh god!!! LOL!!!

[pma2707]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA.. we saw the video and heard what he said, but hey, thanks for summing it up

[artistic015]

my daddy lives in north, my daddy lives- oh spazzing out ahahaha i love how here hair is like going all crazy

[TheSacarr]

I know rigth I watched it like 4 times LOL!!!

[slipNslidae86]

lol i like how the girl is always angry and the guy is all nice and shy like hes scared to get her even angrier

[200230797]

LOL 6:10 to 6:17

[smartypantismeh]

Dude these dolls are scary

use lego, much better

[papacrosseye]

lol is he watching toy story

[mrsbarrybadass12]

wat if somebody is responsible for making ur relationship unhappy and u try to tell ur spouse but they won't listen...??

[SkinniesChick]

Keep your bf/gf away from that person that is making it tough.

[mrsbarrybadass12]

y would u have a barbie doll let alone a ken doll..?? LMAO!!!!!!! wat u said didn't make sense..???LOL

[Richprincess307]

Oh Phew! I thought I was weird! I study my friends as well... so fascinating...

and lol, I loved the video :]

[abercrombiegal09]

6:16

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

...spaz!

[definedeath2]

Zomg Toy Story!

[aztecadreamerz]

I so love your videos!!! I think I sat down a couple of weeks ago one night and watched the majority of your videos one right after another!! You are the best story teller ever! :)

[diwalica]

'i'm goin to kill myself' 10:43 Lol!

[Jessica5356]

"dont , I repeat dont" lol

[Jessica5356]

lol swoozie i love those faces you make .. u helarious .. keep up what u doin, u absolutley great!