Vegans can be just as fat as anyone else. For example, if you don't exercise, eat plenty of bread and technically ''choke'' yourself on tofu and soy steaks every day.
You don't need meat to be fat. That's just another myth.
In fact, if you lose 20 kilos in a month after becoming a vegan...now, that's a bad thing. If you're anorexic, that doesn't mean you are healthy. That means you're not doing it right.
These five vegans look healthy. Including the ''fat'' one.
WRONG. Just like most statistics vegans come out with. In actual fact lean beef is more likely to raise Testosterone. But you probably wouldn't know what that is would you Cupcake?
I like the numbers in this video... Think I understood the reference in most of them, except 851... Does anyone know something special about that number?
Haha, a lot of the "vegetarian" parodies are really just flaming/trolling, but I think this one was pretty entertaining, and stayed in the spirit of EpicMealTime.
alphamale..alphamale..alfalfa ;D
turnstyletouchbunny 2 days ago
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31sawblood 3 days ago
2:09 yes i am reading this ;)
NOOBAKI97 4 days ago
lol 2:11 in the bottom, are u reading this XD
sandroD53 6 days ago
Minus the cheese, that looks fantastic!
averunks 2 weeks ago
1:02 eewwww he just ate that whole onion ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
0iindianRani0 3 weeks ago
im a vegitarian and i love watching epic meal time, but im doing this as a parody
ABowlWithoutCereal 1 month ago
Fuck I would love to eat that
jenz270 1 month ago
Mouth is watering.
KingOfCarrotflowers 1 month ago
Epic faggot time.
TheMudDragon 1 month ago
@TheMudDragon yeah, what a bunch of turds
skyliner004 1 month ago
@skyliner004 its pretty good compared to all the other faggot parodys
0iindianRani0 3 weeks ago
i'd eat that, and i love meat.
Koanajimi 1 month ago
i wish somone would do this all the time :(
crimses 1 month ago
They did a good job actually!
rdpallday 2 months ago
lettuce take care of that...!
PrayAngelicDemon 2 months ago
This actually looked really good! Def more appetizing than the original EpicMealTime recipes LOL!!!
ylfriends 2 months ago
U forgot the avocados ;)
TylerTexasRanger 2 months ago
best english french-speaker ever, last time ive been in france no one speaked inglish
zrebrutibreniti 2 months ago
That really needed avocado.
norxcontacts 2 months ago
I choked a little bit when that guy took a bite of that onion, wow, that couldn't have been too pleasent.
KevinAnthonyB 3 months ago
fertilizer is nice
fedinhorax 3 months ago 3
I want one......... I mean a sexy Vegan man....
BabyKieransParty 3 months ago
this is so funny lol and that actually... looks extremely appetizing
EricxExploit 3 months ago 2
that bun with a bit of peanut butter would be so fucking amazing. :D
Vermundorr 3 months ago
lol this is the best :D
HelloLoveSpeaking 3 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST PARODY YET! haahhahaha better than the faggot, "gettingfriendly"
hahahahaahaa 3 months ago
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love it! we're vegetarian cuz we hate plants...lol
marisarobb 3 months ago
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marisarobb 3 months ago
Best parody yet, so much so that I think this could stand on its own as its own show.
uberhorsey 4 months ago
faith in humanity = restored
iBearcub 4 months ago 20
@iBearcub By guys eating grass? Geez.
TheMudDragon 1 week ago
OMG!!!LOVE IT!!!
monika9v 4 months ago
That actually looked quite appetising!?
kaweeter 4 months ago
No Animals dies for this,pretty good :D
MrsHakke 4 months ago
Alpha male... Alpha male... ALFALFA!
That one made me laugh so hard!
Niskiss 4 months ago
They forgot to mute the eating part
cornelius600 4 months ago
666 VITAMINS
killer937ful 4 months ago
DJSkipmatic, veganism is a lifestyle. Vegetarianism is a diet. YOU'RE the wrong one, my friend.
ScapeSearch 4 months ago
@ScapeSearch Though alot of people make a difference like he did between vegan and vegeterian, cause of cheese and egg and milk.
Serafisk88 4 months ago
If it hadn't been for the cheese, I would have eaten along.. It's so disgusting to see all of that meat in those other videos. Thumbs up for France!
Kaaskopperd 5 months ago
retarded
OregonChronic 5 months ago
best burger ever...
neocurface 5 months ago
playing with food is stupid...
thewinebottle 5 months ago
looks great, but i cant eat anything that doesnt have meat in it, it feels so weird
LilJ3090 5 months ago
probably the most nutritional hamburger
exitosgady 5 months ago
Why does this make me hungry?
ricebunny53 5 months ago
There's cheese. Not vegetarian.
ricebunny53 5 months ago
@ricebunny53 sure it is, it's just not vegan...
numbblackpicture 5 months ago
@ricebunny53 it is dumbshit. its vegetarian not vegan
DJSkipmaticRJZ 5 months ago
was that cheese moldy? XD
ariyiasan23 5 months ago
We say Tomate Tabercacle !
VIVI59226 6 months ago
Hmm… I THINK vegetarians can have Jack Daniels.
SomeRandomDudeOnYT 6 months ago
i enjoyed this even though it lacked bacon, all though WHERES THE FUCKING JACK DANIELS, A MEAL AIN WITHOUT JACK DANIELS
LilJ3090 6 months ago
( . )( . )
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supertacoman132 6 months ago
@supertacoman132
lol wut :P
FaustIIIV 6 months ago
ALL THIS TOFU ....doesnt sound right ALL THIS MEAT ***
paparadeliko 6 months ago
gay
pandagirl1219 6 months ago
ITS OVER 9000!!!
LootableCorpse 6 months ago
Well played veggie people....but you left out a main ingredient. Jack Daniels!
Japatrick 6 months ago 2
LMAO "We say Tomate, TABARNACK!".
matty2k001 6 months ago
This looked pretty good. One of the best EMT parodies I've seen....
DannyPhanx 6 months ago
This is awsome! I´m vegan because i hate them vedgetables!! x3
bananfodral 7 months ago
Awweessoomme!
"We don't care if you say tomatoe or tamatoe. We say tomat tabarnac"
Best.
ursala23 7 months ago
Wow. Just watching this makese have to poop... Look at all that fiber!!!
ducky570773 7 months ago
Is accent sorta ruined it
MandM598 7 months ago
This is good.
FillyChee 7 months ago
ive got the same pan as you!!!!
go on small beans
LUK3SYboy 7 months ago
Awesome Job on the Parody... I think its great
UTubeViewChannel 7 months ago
THAT THING LOOKS SO GOD DAMN DILICIUOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BeastyPranks 7 months ago
Very very funny - You obviously have a great imagination guys
Jordmate 7 months ago
The fiber counter is OVER 9000!
fryzor 7 months ago
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Ahahahha hes a vegan and hes fat!! Thats funny shit...you guys suck. Fail.
afranco06 7 months ago
@afranco06 GuizDP is the fat one! All of us are Skinny!
ordinaryextras 7 months ago
@afranco06 Ahahaha youtube troll, Fail.
shikaraza 7 months ago
@afranco06
Vegans can be just as fat as anyone else. For example, if you don't exercise, eat plenty of bread and technically ''choke'' yourself on tofu and soy steaks every day.
You don't need meat to be fat. That's just another myth.
In fact, if you lose 20 kilos in a month after becoming a vegan...now, that's a bad thing. If you're anorexic, that doesn't mean you are healthy. That means you're not doing it right.
These five vegans look healthy. Including the ''fat'' one.
Trolovski 6 months ago 23
@Jungleman68
WRONG. Just like most statistics vegans come out with. In actual fact lean beef is more likely to raise Testosterone. But you probably wouldn't know what that is would you Cupcake?
EdSoulman 7 months ago
I thought vegans are suppose to be skinny?? 0.o
metalbeaner0124 7 months ago
yessir tabarnak
GibsonGuitarist666 8 months ago
just so you know, eating meat raises estrogen levels
jungleman68 8 months ago
no bacon?????? this is actually a decent video
Revan13Mp 8 months ago
no bacon??????
Revan13Mp 8 months ago
good job guys vegan rock!
yossijoeyX 8 months ago
the shirt says "SOY BOSS" :P
Vickaka707 8 months ago
We say tomates Tabarnak! xD
PhilQc05 8 months ago
you guys are gonna shit for weeks.
PurpleBigHeadedDino 8 months ago
Not enough bacon in this.
KewlCrayon 8 months ago
the sandwich tastes horrible im sure cuz theres no mayo
idkname657 8 months ago
Haha this is awesome!
moosfa1 8 months ago
I want that rotating lettuce cutting thingie.
mhe0815 8 months ago
...Blue cheese? ;(
Casein, blood, pus, feces...and mold. Eeep.
Try non-dairy cheese! Help dairy cows and their calves who are turned to veal!
thestreetsempty 8 months ago
wanna know what this could use bacon strips
yankeefan71694 9 months ago
Learn so HYGINE DUMBASS
THECHAMP994 9 months ago
much better than the other veggie parody.
felixchump 9 months ago
We say "Tomate Tabarnack" !!
tedre191 9 months ago 22
Guiz, sa devait être tellement dégueux lol tes morceaux de tofu sont ben trop gros!
Dancingoddess88 9 months ago
More videos PLEASE!
VeroniquePierre 9 months ago
This is great! Crushed bran flakes and cashews on a sandwich? That's different! :o)
GrapeLola 9 months ago
you guys looks sickly, sallow, pale and pathetic.
BloodyBatty 9 months ago
wtf is this some kind of peta shit? boring. uhm...maybe i should've watched it till the end.
uncontrolable777 9 months ago
wtf is this some kind of peta shit? boring.
uncontrolable777 9 months ago
Ah... Thank you Epic Meal Time for making men totally okay with cooking. :)
xxGRRxx92 9 months ago 21
we are vegetarian because we hate plants... LOL
ucifell 9 months ago 4
They could of at least got drunk...
PureJockPureBrit 9 months ago
You can see the skin tone and the eyesight of both groups differ..
theysayimkennyful 9 months ago
Please Make More!!!
MikeM1C 9 months ago 2
Mmmmm, so good... NOT!
AdvanXer 9 months ago
pro flip
xiia0CRAZE 9 months ago
This has to taste like SHIT!
arielwollinger 9 months ago
That must taste like shit.
king198 9 months ago
like the bird sound!! it better to hear that ....
alzappa1 9 months ago
maple syrup comes from trees...
oat1000 9 months ago
Dinner's served, bitches !
kingblork 9 months ago
POOR VEGETABLES
FULLOFTHINGS 9 months ago
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FULLOFTHINGS 9 months ago
I wonder if he's half Belgium, he got that joke from a comedian we know as Urbanus ;) about vegetarian because they hate plants.. :p
Drakinus1988 9 months ago
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press 2 to see him DJing!
Bentleyfilms 9 months ago
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doreduy1998 9 months ago
First of all: Yes, I was reading that...
I like the numbers in this video... Think I understood the reference in most of them, except 851... Does anyone know something special about that number?
19Praktikanten93 9 months ago 3
@19Praktikanten93 It's GuizDP's weight...
ordinaryextras 9 months ago 5
@ordinaryextras pleasantly
sasa6176 7 months ago
I'm gonna get a burger now......with meat! =p
PrankandSpank 9 months ago
do you eat that trash???
AriesCrewZ 9 months ago
lol good video :)
Ld2099 9 months ago
This was a very good and well done parody! Made me lol hard
YourPalSqueek 9 months ago
Lettuce steak carrot that 1:46
snowstormandfire 9 months ago
TOMATE TABAR****** XD
HAHAHAH vraiment trop drole
Xnicoderme 9 months ago
I love this <3 This is a great parody of epic meal time. MORE mORE!!
Victim2SuJu 9 months ago
beard glass
jokerjogz 9 months ago
theres no bacon
jonnyquestfan777 9 months ago
@jonnyquestfan777 that burger is a devil spawn
jessemaner 9 months ago
Crunchiest Burger evar?
saadi9111 9 months ago
lol 3.14159 vitamin
daoping 9 months ago
do more PLEASE
BOBmoviesgamers 9 months ago
how much fibres you say? OVER NINE THOUSAND! wait... whaaat!!?
rnedisc 9 months ago
Epic meal time=food porn. This=gay food porn
MrManerism 9 months ago
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if you u guys like epic mealtime check out psycho the chef, kinda the same except its also a drinking game!
psychothechef 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
my parody is more epic... And Dutch.. (click my name, check it out..)
hudsonprivate 9 months ago
we put cashews in our burgers because we are F!#$ing NUTS
skippy62able 9 months ago
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Good job on your video I liked it very much!
satellitetune 9 months ago
i have a magic bullet too!!!!!
jackmen4 9 months ago
Good job on your video I liked it very much!
gwk4657 9 months ago
this is SOOOOOOO much better than those other veggie meal time nerd fuckers, you guys made veggies sound epic, never thought possible!
bcmin12 9 months ago
one thing's for sure,
theyre not getting a heart attack anytime soon
WolfClant 9 months ago
Veggies make people BALD......(2:30)
eastsidemalo 9 months ago
@eastsidemalo sorry (2:33)
eastsidemalo 9 months ago
When is the next veggie epic meal time video???
VeroniquePierre 9 months ago
French faggets :P
jason6295 9 months ago
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if u guys like epic mealtime check out my channel! i make some bangin meals plus its also a drinking game!!
psychothechef 9 months ago
Their shit is gonna be like soft serve for the next three days.
justonefyx 9 months ago
Magnifique!
mlrollin 9 months ago
24 people didnt press 5
Rocker5157 9 months ago
Awesome!!!
bowentradegroup 9 months ago
lol look at how obese you guys look then look at epicmealtime maybe you should try some meat once in a while you hippie FREAKS!
Aplifiedproductions 9 months ago
love it
GasMaskGamer 9 months ago
This is good, cuz I dont really like meat :D
BluePi1313 9 months ago
more bacon.
drewthedethknell 9 months ago
Tomate, tabarn-AAAA! (avec pure accent québecouais)
Brandidoubi 9 months ago
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this is one of the best epic meal time parody i've seen so far +1
1ijack 9 months ago
this is one of the best epic meal time parody i've seen so far +1
1ijack 9 months ago
Haha, a lot of the "vegetarian" parodies are really just flaming/trolling, but I think this one was pretty entertaining, and stayed in the spirit of EpicMealTime.
CaitiVoltaire 9 months ago
Okey that was pretty good.
drag0nelf 9 months ago
ALPHA MALE.
ALPHA MALE.
ALFALFA.
FlowerEmblem 9 months ago 29
you guys are awesome!make more!
gc95 9 months ago
Awesome, make more videos please:)
MisterImpreza 9 months ago
A parody that is actually hilarious! Good job.
mrdaym 9 months ago
Haha this was such a good parody. :D
RatRocky 9 months ago
finally a GOOD parody :-)
Ins0mnia365 10 months ago
Epic win Vitamins end att 1337 xD
zaddenasdfg 10 months ago
pretty fucking funny
RJCleveland 10 months ago
French vegetarians = hotttt
eringorawr 10 months ago
NEED more green stuff....
EagleyeDT 10 months ago
alfalfa!!!
DIANETRAIN 10 months ago
lol excellent.
starcraftAI22 10 months ago
lol tomate tabarnak!
waynev19 10 months ago
we're not vegetarian because we love animals, we're vegetarian because we hate plants :P
UrRedeemer 10 months ago