Techno Viking

[UnknownPerson6396]

0:51 Okay...

[killifornialolz]

Disco disco

[AssassinsCreedPro1]

i dont remember this city while playing skyrim...

[gunnar045]

not all germans are bad, i have alot of german freinds who are really nice!

[Flujji]

the real question is, who is that guy with the glasses ? :o

[MimmiCastilloElin]

wtf did i just watch

[Kiniler]

Haha he actually is Pagan/Viking fetishist I just noticed the Mjölnir he wears :D

[wububububruno25]

@Kiniler

he's Asatru

[AfroThunder907]

Battle axe instead of glow sticks

[popis3493]

i don t even have an inteligent or funny comment for this video, even though i have one, i m to afraid of him to write it

[AwakenedSword]

“Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.” Confucius (China's most famous teacher, philosopher, and political theorist, 551-479 BC)

[TheCaptainJessy]

simon cowell pants, just sayin

[MultiIras]

is like a ...movie??

[Sc0rPi0n42o]

LOL farmers tan techno vikings rule the world!

[columbiahectorxp]

el techno vikingo tiene tetitas de aguacate jajajaja

[VerixInfernoWolf]

THE WATER GAVE HIM POWER

[TheSix4Impala]

@VerixInfernoWolf those are actually drugs, notice how the bottle is upside down, when he takes it, that means it's drugs, so yeah, the water kinda did give him power. :D

[3600km]

@TheSix4Impala come on man that makes no sense , that guy is already so high like the lego man on space but you need to drink a lot of water beacause drugs makes you to lose water from your body or somrthing like that :)

[godSAvepolska]

only chuck norris can stop him :D

[advantage73]

@godSAvepolska Hahahahaha! That's right ON, BROTHER! LOL! Good one! ;-)

[godSAvepolska]

@advantage73 thanks :D hahah

[godSAvepolska]

@advantage73 He was touched by god ! :D

[advantage73]

@godSAvepolska Exactly! lol ;-)

[UnknownPerson6396]

@godSAvepolska That's not possible, I'm sorry.

[patataton]

that wasn't a parade, just a bunch of Tecnoviking's followers rejoicing and playing music in his honor

[EdTheBadass]

Technoviking uses things in Chuck Norris facts for his morning waking up exercises.

[EdTheBadass]

As an athlete I am at the same time amused and amazed by the Technovikings small but definite abdomen muscles :D

[Sc0rPi0n42o]

@EdTheBadass That's just our norste genes, I sit around mosta the time & I have decent abbs 8^p

[ThaDon93Gotti]

@Sc0rPi0n42o it's spelled norse, by the way...

[JEKAZOL]

Viking blood flows through the veins of this groovy mover...

[marker2007XxX1234]

hahahah i like how he has these pussy followers giving him a bottle of water without standing in front of him hahaha russia you crack me up

[judewishedhimselfout]

Thor looks pissed.

[JuliusLayDying]

Even Snakedoctor would shit a brick.

[97Marcopolo]

NAZI?

[irocknight]

thor's based off him

[tttyler28]

that strap around his leg is the only thing holding his dick back

[Judahmangi]

They should have got Techno Viking to play Thor in the new movie...

[Str0ngSide]

He looks like Francis from Left 4 Dead xD

[soanvig94]

He is winner of You Can Dance

[ledgend209]

the girl in the blue hair look's so fine and pretty when she turn around .

[08PADDYPOWER]

he is my father

[fuckoff989]

He is indeed the only living creature who would be able to kill Chuck Norris.

[IndustrialGirl86]

I would seriously.... keep this guy tied to my bed. grrrrrr.....

[DjukicStefan]

wait he's german??

[erdna8183]

this guy should play thor lol

[777NVN]

I found the exact location where Techno Viking danced. Go to Google map and put in this address and go to street level view.

Rosenthalerstr. 23 / 10119 Berlin-Mitte

[007Pogo]

Fucking win.

[viraltuber76]

hes the reason y germany is awsome

[XPhyco13x]

damn his tits really jiggle.

[LoliRoo]

XD that was excellent. I should watch this once a week.

[MeLikePoopies]

A God among men

[jako4239]

German Buff !

[eggznstuff]

makes me proud to be an americanl. now when i think of germans i think of this fucking douhbag

[MrSlm987]

@eggznstuff YOU ASS! i bet ur mom is a whore

[espenlode]

germany, you craazy

[ThePrHaze]

miv me the evil look ]:)

[mariovas2004]

the second sogn is :Angerfist - Bad Religion 

[jussimaartens]

if you laugh at him you will vapourise

[Phyksius]

2:07....FLAPSCH!

[Allgameszogger429]

yeah germany !!

[crappytvsignal]

if this is a parade he's it!

[cooliocam]

i wish we were friends

[sinhult]

whats the second song? thats sick



[zenobia88]

Chuck Norris sucks, TechnoViking rocks!!

[llHyRaXll]

europeans are so retarded

[silhouetted321]

@llHyRaXll So are you, m8.

[ortoam]

@llHyRaXll

your comment proves that you are big retard (with apologize to real retard people)

[silhouetted321]

@ortoam h ttp://lleo.aha.ru/na/en/

[silhouetted321]

@ortoam Pardon Ortoam, that was meant for IIHyRaXII lol

[natrone23]

1000 years ago guys like this showed up on your shores in boats carrying axes and wern't looking to dance...........well I guess you could say they were looking to dance....or party in a sense

[LxB20077]

the songs ... ??

[themetalvocalist]

@LxB20077 ya

[themetalvocalist]

wat song is the second one anyone know?

[Ziipukaz]

@themetalvocalist

winstan - save change and exit

[wububububruno25]

@themetalvocalist

second one is Angerfist - Bad Religion

[themetalvocalist]

this made my day haha

[jointer33]

So awesome !

[Mexicanseafooduk]

What the hell was that guy thinking at the end; tugging on Techno Vikings beard? Madness!

[TomOchalek]

Wasn't he in an animated film? I forget the name... set in denmark, based on an old Anglo-Saxon poem...

[Isosyth]

@TomOchalek 300?

[TomOchalek]

@Isosyth Beowulf :p

[Isosyth]

@TomOchalek Yeah, I was being a smartass. Both are pretty good movies though.

[LairdOliver]

That was not water, it was obviously POWERTHIRST!

[goofywilly]

Street Freaks!! Very COOL!!

[MissFiorito]

TECHNO BEOWULF MAKING HIS WAY TO VALHALLA

[xxjudasxxx]

My dad did "the sabe finger and the face" thing as this man and I lol....grounded for 2 weeks

[TeamBofumofu]

The perfect person to rule the world is a fusion with Techno-Vikings body and Technodance,the face of Leonidas,the mind from 'Dramatic chipmunk' and the 3rd fist from Chuck Norris. :D

[00vanity]

only a few words to describe him..epic, legendary, flawless...

[stuart43ad]

not an anglo saxon,am celtic.......ur all krouts to me.....lmao.....oh and check ur history,yanks didnt come into ww1 till 1917,by then all over,and late again in ww2

[chemoman1]

In valhalla they only play techno. Because of him.

[Pong4winz]

@chemoman1 no they play metal too

[gunojh]

1:18 no way thats water xD

[TeamBofumofu]

@gunojh Thats pure LSD

[666DEMONintheDARK999]

he is fuckin sexy lol

[therealziman]

O_O awesome!

[OoHeavymetaLoO]

lol at 2:20 he says: "Halt den Ball flach, Alter!" xDD

[xxjudasxxx]

thumbs up if u read my previous comment and watch the video again.....

[xxjudasxxx]

thumbs up if you notice that he have one sock red and one blue!!!!!!!!!

[DukeVonRose]

his boobs are really getting into it

[jcbravo11]

I wish I could take acid and be a member of his Viking battle ship

[thecurrojimenez]

JUOSJUOSJUOSJUOS,,,,,FROM THE SPAIN,,,,

[gerardinio1986]

techno viking doesn't flush the toilet , he scares the shit out of it !!!!!!!! :)

[EatonJoshua]

@gerardinio1986 thanks alot you made me laugh while I was drinking Monster and it came out my nose. Funniest shit I read today.

[williethebruce]

@gerardinio1986 absolutely right

[BoggguS]

@gerardinio1986 chuck norris is scared of techno viking!

[awfulguitarplucker]

@gerardinio1986 maqn,this is the GREATEST technoviking fact ever said! now Chuk Norris must REALLY start trembling....

[terradosolemar]

IN BRAZL WE CALL HIM "" PI T BICHA "" .i.

[Lorrer09]

He got it

XD

[TheVistor]

name of the songs??????????

[moogleye]

i think this was in berlin, hmm i could be wrong but that is sooooo epic!!!

[vinnybyrne09]

@DragonAge2k im irish you gobshite. lol

[TheMarkes05]

The name of the song : Panderator - Cruise control

[chinomaru]

scary movie 6 XD

[MrWibeR]

i heard chuck norris roundhouse kicked the techno viking. . . . . . and he lived.

[odulev]

hahhahh chapadão!!!!

[HugoGoulding]

Anyone knows the name of the song ???

[xXdunkelelfeXx]

omg xD 

[GeeZedKay]

As the sexy lady said in the other video:

Techno viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to Techno Viking

[stuart43ad]

oi jokerboy,we already beat ur arses twice,ur lot dont seem to have a lot of luck when it comes to fighting,stick to drinking beer and invading small countries in europe.

[Gothardt0078]

@stuart43ad ...actually America beat German Arses twice. ^^ ...btw if you're Anglo-Saxon you're German too ;P

[Dannysmith1987]

wtf

[marvinratus]

2 MUCH XTC PILLS !!

[ninjomaniac]

This video combines everything the Internet is about, techno music, über dudes, and dancing.

[stuart43ad]

what a big fukin tosser,the guy in the black should have kicked the big c**t hard in the balls then kicked the fuckers teeth in........then this clip would have been renamed....'big twat of a viking gets head kicked in',or' pikey looking treehugger gets shit kicked out of him by unasuming guy'.

[Jokerboy831]

@stuart43ad

aah, you want a  fight??

[elisifil]

@stuart43ad But that isn't what happened.

[natedogg5578]

is it just me or does that guy look like the guy off of mercenaries 2 or 1 idk

[MrVollassi1]

Tecnoviking is from * GERMANY*

[AloneFunnyBone]

where is this music coming from

[DancingDruidStudio]

O.o techno viking is one HOT old man

[drummerlars]

I wouldnt fuck with the techno viking he would rip your head off.... Expecially when he grabs that dude and points his finger and says get out of here or else!! If i was that other guy I would be getting the fuck out of there!!!

[ddbbzz]

woo that guy at the end grabed his beard : O thats a death wish

[TheWorldgonecrazy]

looks like the bloke tripped , nothing sinister and techno man took it wrong .

[MicrosoftSlave]

@TheWorldgonecrazy you kidding? The guy was walking right towards the girl, he wasn't even heading like past her or anything, it was right TO her.. then he accidentally trips with his arms open to like grab her? wt.. it's a flat street.

[TheWorldgonecrazy]

@MicrosoftSlave Try looking a bit ...... the bloke was not even looking in her direction when he tripped , oh yes it was flat .... didn't you even spot the tram tracks and WHEN he tripped he put his hands out to SAVE her . Really MSLAVE open your eyes a bit more and you'll see a whole lot more .

[RogerNeedless]

makes a good spell with his hands SUB ZERO ahahahah

[cromlek]

BUT WHO IS TECHNO-VIKING?

[TheDoanerdoan]

they actually respect him, the guy that gave him water thanks him for drinkin his water :DD. but seriously this guy CAN conquer nation dancing. its intimidating.

[TheDoanerdoan]

wtf, germans sure are bizarre too much brains harms :D

[aihal4]

Epic point's at!

[frederikhj]

gotta love the way he moves and looks :D

[gwintex]

Beowulf !!!

[suicideclubfan]

голова туда сюда, круто торкает вода!

[DannyBoy71293]

RockiN it out, RaveR!!!! Rave Gods Son!!!! (Viking God lol)

[RONANPURCELL2K10]

its so ...weird o_O

[MeneETP]

1% viking 99% gay

[ApathyDERP]

Tearing that pavement up

[gaizkilla]

Where´re these people from? and, what place it is?? please teeeell mee!!

[BitchRockMe]

@gaizkilla All i know its that its in Germany!! Does that help?

[martinlissmyr]

@gaizkilla Berlin, Rosenthaler Strasse

[Grindbone]

the Viking and THE FINGER !!!!

[DATAKEOVER999]

fat acid party lol

[wiredstallion]

best techno viking video,

[montaij]

Klasse!!!

Klasse video!!!

Klasse Vikinger !!!

[boatofcoins]

he's fucking TERRIFYING.....

[BigChiefMike]

in soviet russia, music dances to techno-viking

[Technoloverkid]

@BigChiefMike hehe did you get that from RWJ? i think so

[BlackSunSerenade]

@Technoloverkid lolno, fuck off faggot

[Technoloverkid]

@BlackSunSerenade lol dude it was just a question because RWJ say it all the time and i am not a faggot so i think that you should fuck off faggot

[SmokerFace12]

He is the best

[ledgend209]

my girl freind in the blue hair.

[mcnaby]

The guy in the black vest should have leathered the big skinny ride!!

[murfyness]

@mcnaby hahahah that made me lo a lot nice 1

[Caius1930]

Erm.... wtf is this?

[BitchRockMe]

EVERYONE LOVES TECHNO VIKING woop woop

[Snipe4261]

He looks like he should have been born a thousand years ago.

[oli3toker]

@Snipe4261 thus the viking name..

[Niccaz2005]

Actually its the opposite..The only "effect" anyone is feeling is your self due to your low IQ ignorance.

[blairisking]

and this is the effect ecstasy has on u children........