Your Ambitions - Armstrong And Miller Be A Teacher

[Klistern2]

Teachers failed academics? How stupid are you?.. Teachers here have 13 weeks a year holiday, full pay. 80/90k a year salary. Also most teachers I know are so because that was their passion, not because their score wasn't high enough to get into medicine. Academia doesn't make you a success, just a well trained pawn, you can still be very naive.

[1991Historybuff]

@Klistern2 80/90k a year where they hell do they teach, average in the UK is 30K

[completeidiot19]

MY. DESIGN. TEACHER.

[1878EFC2008]

The URLs are the best bits of these sketches.

[brig4nd]

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means...

[hc4jd]

I have 4 brothers and that character is all of them.

[JohnObi]

Funny being an educated teacher and seeing this. Makes you feel like you're worth a million bucks.

[hippotoast]

If your ambitions haven't quite come off become a part of an awful hack comedy duo that is beyond irrelevant. Maybe soon you'll reach your peak and sometimes host some popular panel shows but not actually say anything funny ever because you're a non-contributing zero.

[ThomazChamberlain]

@hippotoast well that's just rubbish isn't and doesn't make much sense. Saying it's irrelevant is an irrelevant thing to say, it's like saying art is irrelevant! Plus it's very successful and I'm sure they make a lot of money from it and have a great time creating. That's success.

[hippotoast]

@ThomazChamberlain What are you chatting about you twat? How is saying that a dated, mass marketed broad comedy is irrelevant the same as saying art is irrelevant? Who gives a shit whether it's successful? Hacks have a habit of being pretty successful on the short run, I'm not disputing that.

[1878EFC2008]

@hippotoast

You do realise 'broad comedy is irrelevant' is an oxymoron, don't you?

Yeah you do, nobody's that stupid. :)

[hippotoast]

@1878EFC2008 I didn't say that broad comedy is irrelevant I said A broad comedy is irrelevant. Either way, you're reading irrelevant as meaning popular and established at the time, but the word has multiple connotations and can be used in different contexts, for example when I describe Armstrong and Miller as an irrelevant comedy I am refereeing to it's lack of merit or quality, and the unlikelihood that it will stand the test of time and be remembered as an important or noteworthy work.

[1878EFC2008]

@hippotoast

YEah, but you do realise that 'broad comedy is irrelevant' is an oxymoron.......

Yes?

Course you do, nobody's that dumb. ;)

[1878EFC2008]

@hippotoast

Actually his ambition was to send you into such a rage you write an embarrassing rage filled post on youtube.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[1878EFC2008]

@hippotoast

Actually his ambition was to send you into such a rage you write an embarrassing rage filled post on youtube.

Alexander Armstrong 1

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[nicck]

@hippotoast Who says all teachers contribute something? They're always so self assured, but some are just moronic. I can safely say I learnt more in 3 years out of school than I did during 10 years at school. Not to say the education system is worthless, but the schools I went to were just shit. I once had an argument with one teacher over his belief that mosquitoes don't exist in the UK...just ridiculous.

[hippotoast]

@nicck That's not my point at all.

i agree that teachers are just a bunch of failed academics who couldn't ever hope to achieve anything worthwhile, but I'm saying that Armstrong and Miller are so remarkably shit at comedy they have little reason to joke about teachers being worthless when they haven't written or performed anything of value at all.

In other words, it's the pot calling the kettle black.

[bobotohough]

This is exactly why I'm becoming a teacher. 13 weeks holiday a year, yes please!

[hippotoast]

@bobotohough What an admirable individual you are.

[waaaters]

looks like quentin tarantino ^^

[NebulousSquirrel]

LMAO i think i just saw a vision of my own future lol

[nucularpoweredteapot]

it's a bit unfair to brand all teachers like that, i know some that went to cambridge university and stuff like that, some teachers though are like the one in the video

[deloford]

@nucularpoweredteapot wow you are really good with copy and paste. idiot, bet you are a teacher

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@nucularpoweredteapot No your wrong. Teachers are the failures of society. In the order of society, teahcerscome just below drug addicts.

[LJones766]

@EoLoLoIoOoT don't make such general statements if you have no facts or figures. No wonder the greatest profession is seen as a joke, it's not the teachers fault, it's our shambles of a government not using money efficiently in schools, not training trainee teachers properly, poking their noses in when white, middle class men who have no idea about education suddenly become qualified to decide what children should learn! there is no trust, parents are children themselves and generally no help!

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@LJones766 Yes but that doesnt change the fact that all teachers are people who have either failed elsewhere or just generally wasted their life.

[LJones766]

@EoLoLoIoOoT you chat utter shite.

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@LJones766 The only utter shite is the teachers life.

[smellincoffee]

@EoLoLoIoOoT *You're, *teachers

Looks like you should have paid "your teacher" more attention.

[EoLoLoIoOoT]

@smellincoffee No I shouldn't. My English teacher couldnt write as he was either too drunk or just depressed.

I have him to thank that I haven't ended up as some sad bastard who goes around on Youtube correcting people.

[craggsm]

hehe the way he looks...priceless!