yeah very funny what ever when he said and the winner has to fight michael jackson...): thats not even funny i love michael jackson hes hot and good singer
XDXDXDXDXDXD I love Achmed, he rules. When it got to the Catholic priest joke I just went 'ooohoohoo' ; the whole thing makes me laugh. I love the bit with the '72 virgins' 'there's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there... If this is paradise, I've been screwed.' 'Did they say it would only be female virgins?' 'Holy crap!!'
was that walter? he scarze the crap out of me...why.. HE HAS GAS...... sadam's master gas is nothing compared to a walter fart! :P:P hahah thats my favorite part!!!!!!:P:P:P
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I will post again, this is taking the mick out of Muslims, they suicide bomb because they believe in there religion just like the US believe in christianty (mostly).
This is not funny, its a disgrace to Youtube and i think should be banned, but of course im not in control. So just think about it, is this funny?
you're completely wrong, their religion doesn't support terroism, in fact it completely opposes it. Islam says that all life is sacred and that only Allah has the power to take life away. They say they do it for their religion...
of course it does.. who the heck said that all muslims are terrorist? i'm a muslim and i've never though about taking a persons life, perhaps you have so stop says stuff you have no idea about.. little prick!
LMFAO!!I love this guy..I watch this thing like a couple times a dayXD It's FUCKING HALARIUOS!!. Who ever thinks that this isn't funny!!!...wow u suck!!=P
FUCK all the religions. All the religions sucks.. Yhea god creates my ass in 7 days..
peoples are put in jail because attributed the name of mohamet to a teddy bear (and thats true) so... is it really serious, where are we going ? and when youre too religious you smell, and its real, i got friends really religious and sometimes i don't know how they cant breathe with that smell. I'm not blasting one religion,. but THE RELIGION
A bit too harsh, somewhat ignorant comment, but I agree, I hate religions, except for the fact that poor people wouldn't be able to live without it, somwhat good, less criminality, no ghettos... wtf, I hate religions even moar nao!
Hello I am Linsey Lohan lol it's so funny
hiphopgirlish 9 months ago 2
He is funny
gia
1 day ago
neyney0765 10 months ago
the endin LOOOOL
82Avenue 1 year ago
funny
cutennn2121 1 year ago
hahA this is so funny XD
GirlyGirlName 1 year ago
Terroist-Knock knock
Other Guy-Who's there
Terroist-Me I kill you
1204babygirl 1 year ago
i love this so funny
Tinatime81 1 year ago
doctor:sorry sir but we did all we can to u
terrorist:wth happend to my legs!!!
doctor:its the surgery u dumbass ur now handicapt!!! sorry for the mistake though...
terrorist:I KILL YOU!!!
nyc334 1 year ago
Amazing
A247pplecustard 1 year ago
2:58- 3:33 my favorate part XD
typicalxme 1 year ago
what is the show called?
softgunforever 1 year ago
Super cette vidéo :-)
1985deziel 1 year ago
good evening... Infidel muahaahahah
SkillzTheia 1 year ago
YOU RACIST BASTARD
TheBigxDaddy 1 year ago
@TheBigxDaddy ......YOU SAID " YOU RACIST BASTARD"
Islam is not a race...It's a religion with a totalitarian ideology that is opposed to G-d-given freedoms!
This guy (Jeff Dunham) and "Achmed" are funny. Amost as funny as the Mohammad bomb turban and dog!
BoudiccaBlanc 1 year ago
@BoudiccaBlanc he was quoting Achmed, genius.
BoardingNSnowing 1 year ago
@BoardingNSnowing ....I know :-)
But, I just had to get on my soapbox re: Islam
ISLAM = SHARIA LAW = GOOD-BYE FREEDOM!
Ooophs! I did it again! XD
BoudiccaBlanc 1 year ago
New Guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sHeVa96owns 2 years ago
are you kidding? I kill you for a klondike bar
jherr94 2 years ago
Archmed - knock knock
Jeff -who's there?
Archmed - me,i kill u
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO
PedroitalloxD 2 years ago
72 vergins?!?!?!
toppermanable 2 years ago
Oh holy crap. I think I broke my foot off lmfao!!!!
MasterJeev1 2 years ago
Achmed-r u scared?
Jeff-uhh no not really
Achmed-God damnit o wait...i mean ALA damnit
me-OMGLMFAO!!!!!!!
hiitsjustme5000 2 years ago
This is awesome
pooppooppoop7890 2 years ago
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awesome, is really funny.
zaudi 2 years ago
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this is fucking stupid and immature
kodo69 2 years ago
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yeah very funny what ever when he said and the winner has to fight michael jackson...): thats not even funny i love michael jackson hes hot and good singer
R.I.P michael jackson ILY♥
wollylover101 2 years ago
That's awesome... it must be difficult to control the character and remember all the speaks making a different voice...
kynigh 2 years ago 12
that is not a car that's a lunchbox LMFAO
Mommyof21g1b 2 years ago
your so right "rainbowbabyx" i also like the I KILL YOU!
sofiepigen08 2 years ago
I NEED LIGAMENTS xD
haha so funny
Ulsoro 2 years ago 4
Thats fresking good
MrOctobre 2 years ago 2
Hellooooo! Im Lindsay Lohaann!!!
myvoker 2 years ago 3
XDXDXDXDXDXD I love Achmed, he rules. When it got to the Catholic priest joke I just went 'ooohoohoo' ; the whole thing makes me laugh. I love the bit with the '72 virgins' 'there's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there... If this is paradise, I've been screwed.' 'Did they say it would only be female virgins?' 'Holy crap!!'
FinalFallenFantasy 2 years ago 2
6:00 what? u dont let juws in your bar? you rasist bastard xD
tubeyoukonto 2 years ago
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STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!
SorasTrueLove96 2 years ago
(: I KIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL YOU
phaneuf101112 2 years ago 2
hes good ......and funny
xxRuneAlexx 2 years ago 2
i think i popped a lung from laughing!!! so funny!!!!
bailsongking0071 2 years ago 2
I ♥ the I KILL U so dam funny!!
rainbowbabyx 2 years ago
I could watch this over and over again, and STILL laugh my ass off, every time over and over again!!!
nothinggo911 2 years ago
@ 2:15 is the best I kill you!
sowhat274 2 years ago
God damn ! Euh no i would say allah damn XD
mariijjuana 2 years ago
was that walter? he scarze the crap out of me...why.. HE HAS GAS...... sadam's master gas is nothing compared to a walter fart! :P:P hahah thats my favorite part!!!!!!:P:P:P
sackboyPanic 3 years ago
Well did they say there was only female vergins HOLY CRAP!!
crazybmxer876 3 years ago 2
its not archmed its achmed
skate3745 3 years ago 2
that was gReat..!
mekomi8 3 years ago 2
silence!! i kill youuuuuuuu
selvatgia 3 years ago 3
too funny!!!!! :P
coralvintage 3 years ago 2
ARE YOU MY VIRGINS???
I HOPE NOT!!!!
loveisnotlust 3 years ago 2
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punkbmxing123 3 years ago
funny ass shit
Drewicfer 3 years ago
the payment for the ticket in this stage here is absolutely worth it...
tarchee26 3 years ago
i love this video
i love bush, oh you mean the präsident?
JoTeufel 3 years ago
knock knock
who is it ?
me, i kill you
XDD
allwhatyoulike 3 years ago
scielance i kill u
dannyanddemishow 3 years ago
hahahhahhaha price less!!!!!!!!!!
TheBOOM64channel 3 years ago
hello, i am linsday lohan!!!!!!
fishthesurfer 3 years ago
holy crap! what did u do to my legs
LOL
fishthesurfer 3 years ago
Terroist are funny, their really flammable. Go on try it, flick a match at em.
oxfordcure 3 years ago
HAhahaha...
SILENCE!!! I Kill you!!!
Great!
acarvalho75 3 years ago
Bahaha!
"ELLO! I'm Lindsay Lohan"
neonwreck 3 years ago
thats funny crap hahahahaha
hbkfhkjk 3 years ago
wow...i love it
6Beautiful6Nothing6 3 years ago 3
funny
OriginalRum 3 years ago
this is the best video from jeff!!! hehe it's very funny!!!
"silence I kill you" uhsuhauhauha
phelixcidade 3 years ago
I Kill You.
Shut Up.
Infidel
BlacksSorrow 3 years ago 3
nono... you may spell it right dude... it's Arçhmed
lastcallrj 3 years ago
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dude this freaking SUCKS! its totally long, boring, and gay. how can you make a video out of this crap? oh sorry, I just barfed, i gotta go.
(its all because of your dumb video)
ruffianlover123 3 years ago
Your gay
AddALilIrish2UrGame 3 years ago
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SILENCE i kill you
hottie123gurl 3 years ago
yaya
awsome0az0ow 3 years ago
ACHMED! ACHMED! ACHMED! your the best achmed!!! achmed i love you!!! your funny!!! achmed i love you!!!
animekillerisajoke23 3 years ago
you spelled achmed wrong
squeekybob123 3 years ago
I saw this in tv a few weeks ago, very fuunny
Magaga89 3 years ago
LMAO here i LOVE this video it is HILIARIOUS!!!
XxXshauzXxX 3 years ago
SILENCE....i kill u!
brighteyedsally 3 years ago
lol lol lol I LOVE u achmed!
look on my ass it sez im made in china! ROFl
Wat the hell happened to my feet SON OF A BITCH! I KILL U
sxc5soldja 3 years ago
fuunnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
Darcyy717 3 years ago
Elloooo! I Am Lindsay Lohan!
hahahahahaha xD
Melowa 3 years ago
you rock!
i just wana fuck you!!
lolifanten 3 years ago
omg LOL
BriBri311 3 years ago
xDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDXDXDXDXD
Ultimagurl2 3 years ago
lol how do i download this onto my computer?
clipstone1 3 years ago
im suprised the gay muslums how ever u spell their religion aren't trying to stop this and ruin our fun.
shanehayman 3 years ago
brilliant. just brilliant!
YakyPeanut 3 years ago
So fucking funny !!!! XDXD <33
ToHoGirl1 3 years ago
this is extremelly funny!
madmadmaddii 3 years ago
its a flesh wound loL also elooooooooo i am lindsey lohan hahahahhahahlol -Tinkerbellfan109
tinkerbellfan109 3 years ago
OMG!! I love it...its soo funny....and yeah dude who called us all retards..u need to get a new sense of humour!!
By the way...other person that said he must be emo not to find that funny...im emo!! But thats hilarious!!
Mwahahhaaaa
Wosiewoo 3 years ago 3
its a flesh wound loL
YashaGreed69 3 years ago 3
funny as all hell lol
YashaGreed69 3 years ago 3
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I cant belive people find this funny its corny unfunny bull. Seriously are you all retarded??
111333364427 3 years ago
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Maybe your the one thats retarded! HAHAHAHAH in ur face
emmielulu 3 years ago
rasist bastard ... dude its funny ... you are probably one of those Emo ...
bobbychartier 3 years ago
dude some emo's have a sense of humour not many (i am not an emo!)
CUTTA30 3 years ago
They believe in a mix of Religions actually, and they fight eachother occasionally.
They are exetremeist though, they prefer to end there lives to get peace then make negiotigations etc.
thisispartytime 3 years ago
I will post again, this is taking the mick out of Muslims, they suicide bomb because they believe in there religion just like the US believe in christianty (mostly).
This is not funny, its a disgrace to Youtube and i think should be banned, but of course im not in control. So just think about it, is this funny?
thisispartytime 3 years ago
I agree its Very rasist! And demining
But i think it hilarious im,sorry
overall : 5 thumbs up for hilarty 5 thumbs down for rasisum
Danceerlove 3 years ago
Actually no, their religion bilieves are very similar to christianty billieves. the terrorists are extremist just like the crusades a long time ago
afrocop 3 years ago
you're completely wrong, their religion doesn't support terroism, in fact it completely opposes it. Islam says that all life is sacred and that only Allah has the power to take life away. They say they do it for their religion...
jackpossessed 3 years ago 10
you're completely right jackpossessed. 99.9% of Muslims probably reject the idea of terrorism, and in no way does Islam endorse terrorism.
HiGuysImChris 3 years ago
of course it does.. who the heck said that all muslims are terrorist? i'm a muslim and i've never though about taking a persons life, perhaps you have so stop says stuff you have no idea about.. little prick!
SuadTerry 3 years ago
@jackpossessed thank god for you sir a intelligente comment agianst the redkneck
billyriveraco 10 months ago
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SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!
macheebye 3 years ago 2
Fuckign hilarious! LMAO
marilynmansonDK 3 years ago
Whats the fuck is wrogn with my comment?! i just think this is funny!?
marilynmansonDK 3 years ago
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People find this shit funny?, what's wrong with the world, why cant we all be peacefull and get the pissed up actor off the TV. Fuck em' all!
thisispartytime 3 years ago
Laughed till it hurt!
crl1949mc 3 years ago 2
Hah Lol i love this part Silence.. I KILL YOU
Iownisouce 3 years ago
ohh my goodnss why is this justprobably the funniest thing everrr??
ahahaha.
i love it how his eyebrows go up. haha.
(Y)
shakyeahh 3 years ago
SILENCE..
I'LL KILL YOU
LMAO
simpleplanzz 3 years ago
knock-knock..who's there? Me..I kill you !!
haha..gd stuff.
kalvsuzi 3 years ago 2
brighteyedsally!! youth club!! woopwoop
SILENCE...I KILL YOU!!!!
MikeyWayxxoo 3 years ago
silence...i KILL you!!
funni shit
brighteyedsally 3 years ago 3
Amazing
angel04nikki 3 years ago 2
LOL So tut!!
jannwee123 3 years ago
ELLLOOOOO I'M LINDSEY LOHAN! lolololololololol
benofmusic 3 years ago
haha . hillarious !
H0LM3N 3 years ago
This is sooooo funny xD
Isabellb91 3 years ago 2
te droog SILLENCE I kill you
mandonl2 3 years ago
this is so lol it is so funny! potter puppet pals is lol too
bannanacream55 3 years ago 2
YOU RASIST BASTARD xD !!!!!!!
MUSMULEyo 3 years ago 3
YOU RASIST BASTARD xD !!!!!!!
MUSMULEyo 3 years ago 3
you idiot you dont have a ass
dannyboy265 3 years ago 4
It's the best movie ever....:P
rfossu 3 years ago 4
SILINCe I KILL YOU
saashuaush
FelicioxD 3 years ago 6
SILENCE !
I KILL YOU !
GOD DAMNED !
Oh ...
I MEAN
ALLAH DAMNED
xD
hellroaler 3 years ago
lmaooooo
r0ckst3ady 3 years ago 2
hahaha most funny video on youtube!!
vimmerbytoka 3 years ago
he as gas !!Silence IKILLYOUU
sedas99 4 years ago
So Fuckin Funny
laberdochkeinen1234 4 years ago
HOLY shit it's so godlike xD
lmao
silence
i kill you xD
Cyperxp 4 years ago 3
Ok..I will not move my ass.
You idiot you don't have an ass
lol xD
Nemesis1024 4 years ago 3
Silence... i kill u... clasic
microbubbles123 4 years ago 3
LOL .. funny shit ! i Kíll you ! lol
riotrio123 4 years ago
i keel you!!! LMAO!
080193kk 4 years ago
knock knock
Who's there??
Me, I Kill you!
LOL
planckit01 4 years ago
u don hvae an ass
rockmelon12 4 years ago
Hαhαhαhα !!!!
Sιlεиcε
I KILL YOU !!!
PerfectGurl11 4 years ago
silence i kill you
YWproductions 4 years ago
TOC TOC
who is it
I am, i kill you hahahaha
godoy96 4 years ago
sooooooooooo funny
ajstaff78 4 years ago
STOOOP TOUUCHING MEEE!
i kiiiiil yoooooooou!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Me.
I kill you.
Necro280 4 years ago
helloooo im linzie lohan ....
ok ok 2 jews walk into a bar what! u dont let jews in your bar!
fluffels1 4 years ago
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shitty
what the fuck you guys are? fucking kinds? what a crap...
marciodoliveira 4 years ago
HIGHlarious! I love it
twigy1989 4 years ago 3
silence!!!!!
i killyou!!
felphero 4 years ago
jævla homo
Timlord546 4 years ago
dont but me back in there......he has gaaass!
keeno28 4 years ago
i love it so funny
heman576 4 years ago
what a video xxxxx
kitten1265 4 years ago 4
lol..hilarious..two jews walk into a bar...HAHAHA
nodle10 4 years ago 4
Halarious!!!!!!!!!
PirateGirl129 4 years ago 5
LMFAO!!I love this guy..I watch this thing like a couple times a dayXD It's FUCKING HALARIUOS!!. Who ever thinks that this isn't funny!!!...wow u suck!!=P
polishgirll 4 years ago 3
Listen to yourself you hippocrits.. Ohh its ricist, ohh no...!!! Get down to earth - this comedy is so funny..!!! FANTASTIC...!!!
stelle7400 4 years ago 3
Hilarious, I might add.
HeniuriSaito 4 years ago 3
Knock Knock?
Who's there..
Me... I Kill you.....LOL
3078927 4 years ago 4
lol.. terroist.. XD
TheJetBlackCrow13 4 years ago 2
loved it!this guy is genious!so hilarious!
NeverWithoutYou 4 years ago 4
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FUCK all the religions. All the religions sucks.. Yhea god creates my ass in 7 days..
peoples are put in jail because attributed the name of mohamet to a teddy bear (and thats true) so... is it really serious, where are we going ? and when youre too religious you smell, and its real, i got friends really religious and sometimes i don't know how they cant breathe with that smell. I'm not blasting one religion,. but THE RELIGION
maxitonetele 4 years ago
A bit too harsh, somewhat ignorant comment, but I agree, I hate religions, except for the fact that poor people wouldn't be able to live without it, somwhat good, less criminality, no ghettos... wtf, I hate religions even moar nao!
HeniuriSaito 4 years ago
SILENCEE, I KILL YOU!
;)
raphaelcoelho123 4 years ago 3
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mother fucker u said u dont want raciest jokes in ur act, welll, ur whole act is a raciest joke fagg
killanorris 4 years ago
cry me a river!
newpas1 4 years ago
At times like this that we must remember people what heroes are...
Do you know what a hero is? Why don't you be one yourself?
steps:
1. Find loaded pistol;
2. Put it inside your mouth;
3. Pull the trigger;
4. Be a hero.
HeniuriSaito 4 years ago
awesome... loved that...
congratulations 4 da creation...
matheusgar 4 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
greenpigen 4 years ago
the guy is clever.
Silent... I kill you,,,, 555555555555555555555555555555
orarick 4 years ago
Silence ... I Kill You
Good Eving Archmed
No Its Archmed
Thats Was That I Say
No You Say Achmed
xD
Tozee14 4 years ago
hahahaha lol hilerious!!!!
silence.. I KILL U!! hehe
hunnibun86 4 years ago
awsome
23cmp23cmp23 4 years ago
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chalky712712 4 years ago
Silence I KILL U!! it pwns
Grobliner 4 years ago 2
jijij jaja
chorrocha19 4 years ago
wow that was funny!!!!
Rockets1010 4 years ago
muahhaha that so funny man! lol lol lol
sorenher 4 years ago
hahaha best movie ever!!1
kirnehumis 4 years ago
ilove it but the priest thing jst bad taste but i love it
shortman6262 4 years ago 3
I KILL YOU!
ridicoulslyawkward 4 years ago 2
well funny
dazzatube 4 years ago