Russian Rocket Boots 1 - TV News report

[ThatGuyInTheBasement]

Can nobody tell the difference between PISTONS and SPRINGS?

[CognitiveNetwork]

Half Life - Chapter 1

[jutkera]

this things are lame real cool is poweriser!

[PrmeHntr]

PORTAL BOOTS

[TheDM100G]

they're called bocks or something

[patrikthegreat]

look like the boots from the mario movie

[pavelmatiyek]

мы вас здлеаем пиндосы))

[sleepingeye]

quite useless

[typodaemon]

Finally! The boots from the Super Mario movie are real!

[whazzup3nine29]

YOUR STRANGE LANGUAGE CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!

[skaterfreak198]

its the things fro the girl in portal

[madmoneymillionair]

well i must be the dumbest mother fucker on earth because i thought rocket boots make you fly....for some wierd reason i really did but idk why..... O_o

[zombieX111222333]

slow down! it's like you're speaking a different language!

[LukeMorrowindmods]

ofcourse they are pouring vodka into the things XD!!!

[hitter1]

these are like a hydrolic version of powerizers, pretty cool none the less! peace!

[IndianaBones]

PUT NUTS HERE!

[rastamanluvsmj]

only if the soviet union were still around stalin would want a pair!!!!

[crkjrk56]

In soviet russia boot runs you

[backstabber97]

how did that get on the news?!

[vonmark12]

omg crimson dynamo is there.XD

[blindbraille]

These things are less practical and SLOWER then powerstriders which do not require fuel to run.

[MsCarl22]

i ander stantd not of russian

[timerider4]

Stompers from the Super Mario Bros. movie.

[9959323]

pogo stick

[saharapussycat]

guy has a nice jaket at the end

[20avenger07]

those really neat. i want a pair

[GerbilEssences]

In Russia, boots walk you.

[SPYDOC1]

smoking dope gives you the same effect.

[zer0gravity1234]

i wouldn't be surprised to see those in use for "moon walking." They'd work a lot better considering the lower gravity.

[p0801]

the americans invented a ballpen which was able to write in zero gravity. costs 1 million.

the russians used a pencil

[daveboy2000]

Lol...

USA fails at that.......

[BadBananaCorp]

We Will Use Boots To Send Cosmonaut To Red Planet Mars Before Us Goverment.

[WhoTubeProductions]

Check out Powerstriders.

[MRoSCONEZ]

the real question is can he walk up stairs lol

[pidarasimus83]

ha russians outsmart absolutley everyone with the cheepest way

[saharapussycat]

to right

[flamesholder]

I would also like to tell something about the device itself - it seems to be a pretty neat idea to me. Each time you hit the ground with your feet you loose energy. This think recuperates the energy by storing it for a while in the gas spring, thus making your motion more energy efficient. This means, that you can for example run longer distance.

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The implementation has to be perfected however, to feel more natural and make standing still easier.

[flamesholder]

How is that a novelty? I guess that powerizers are around for quite some it. This is just a different implementation of the same idea. It is worth noting however, that it happens that people in different place around the world invent the same thing independently. There is nothing wrong about that, but I think that they were simply short of news to fill the antenna time.

[bungkjlkjkljlkj]

because this was invented in the 1960s and not declassified until '94

[jackbanpk]

seems more like blade runners (pogo stilts) to me

[Josh42222]

they don't have tele-prompters?

[Luchalegend]

how is that news? oh yea russia.....haha they dont have many good things

[jas03000]

Great Russian craftsmanship. LOL.

[gameadict18]

not really a rocket boot, its like a spring boot

[stoopidgirl789987]

but its powered by gas, so its more than a spring boot, but still not quite a rocket boot

[fukinshyt]

yea but what happens when you run out of gas ?

[NewbeFeaster]

You buy jumping stilts and learn to run 25mph and jump over cars... haha

[goblinhk]

i like powerisers better

[darkneko06]

Thats mad!

[frescobe]

thats so ingenious

[blondemonkey1]

Lolz those arent Rocket anything their just little pogo sticks for your feet

[stewietk]

yes

[whazzup3nine29]

@blondemonkey1 lol

[JoeyWitrado]

That would be funny if it was just a pair of moon shoes at the very end and they are like "Zis is stolen from american military installation Codenamed wall-mart!" I'm stupid i know but that would be funny. MOON SHOES!

[ingo1308]

wtf? rocket boots my ass those were just some metal brackets screwed together with shocks on them

[zebell33]

lmao!!!GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST COMMENT LINE UP I SEEN TONIGHT...WELL DONE...YAYAY

[kjeksy]

whats the point

[MarinoAwesome]

fun duh.

[TylerorT93]

moon boots much?

[Werewolfs112]

*nods slowly* im gunna go jump off a cliff

[webdsl]

well the boots look like a toned down version of the ones that were in the Super Mario brothers movie lol, only these ones dont offer flight

[BugBammer]

Clearly they have more money than sense.

[LocustsOfSteel]

Useless...

How about something useful?

How about a biodiesel engine for a bike?

[Marth1993]

...Was that a failed attempt at humor?

[thecatonice]

was that a failed attempt at a comment replyal?

[Marth1993]

Was that a failed attempt at an insult?

[rickssj4]

FCUK TIHS SIHT

[150133]

he doesnt even get high on those things.

[fra84xxx]

Che merda di video!

[CUBuff10]

how was that "rocket"

at all???

[ChubbyCheckerChannel]

Russians should stick to making borscht.

[peanutL33T]

lol in eme djinf tjunrimdsui duimfsuimetr iturnmutnsrtuiom idfsumf petiru i uwdan reuqwbeyw q YQHU <--- russian

[hotdave86000]

IDIOCY

[stereo123]

cool, but spring heeled jack did this like a century ago.

[OneShotzNubz]

Rocket = Pogo in russian???????? :S

[EuSouTu]

One more thing to waste fuel, to increase the prices, to increase the poverty. And everyone can run away from guys using those boots, a little push will make them fall and with luck make them unable to get up. Useless imho.

[CMcCrevice]

I think I got one word that they were saying: Dumbass...

[vonstroble]

wow that was stupid no one flew they just hopped around in their gay boots....damn russians

[FacilePansy]

i know they suck...ever here of pogo russia?

[datzfast]

military needs these for urban warfare

[random1peter]

Subtitles Please

[frbe0101]

those piston boots, ever step compresses and fires a petrol power piston.

[gotyx1]

whats so special with these? ^.- just buy a pair of fly jumpers

[wantstobe]

did she say shit at 00:04?

[HackersSun]

dammit fly!

[sprinktwink]

russian. my friend speaks russian and it is so werid

[omfgcrissangel]

whats this language?

[upcycle]

Russian.

[Faust013]

Omg..

[Eireir1230]

nazi

[stinkee2]

@omfgcrissangel ROFL!

[MrToybotz]

@omfgcrissangel bro it says russian in the title???

[jefferey9]

you will snapp your fuckin legg if u fall holly shit

[upcycle]

jefferey9 wrote:

"you will snapp your fuckin legg if u fall holly shit"

It occurred to me that leg/knee braces, like worn by football players, could be worn by people jogging with these boots, as a kind of additional safety to protect the legs/knees when running at full speed or in case of hitting a pothole or soft spot that is not seen.

[melbournaut]

You and this Russian guy should combine your inventions and split the profits 50/50

[roceifin]

@upcycle if you still think you will snap your legg go check out somthing called "Power risers"

[Otacon237]

so, when will i be able to order a pair?

[lazarus280]

Придурок. :)

[ooogaboooga112233445]

i want those!!!!!

[radarlab]

Yeah, it's neat. I reckon you could get the same effect with a spring (carbon-fibre or similar). Fewer working parts.

Btw, what's all this debate? We're looking at a pair of rocket boots for goodness' sake. Some of the greatest minds on the planet have come from Eastern Europe. Great athletes too. Americans feeling brave enough to start a political or historical debate remember: you guys don't have much of either. I guess that's why you talk about it on an article about frickin' rocket boots!

[conotoxin]

Enjoying your computer? How about the internet? Widespread electricity?

Have a coke on me!

[fuse1921]

Computers werent invented in America you fool. The internet economy, and therefore its purpose, are fueled by the China and India. Electricity was invented by a British man. And drink your coke, you fatass.

[conotoxin]

fuse1921 - Depends on your definition of "computer." If you are speaking of an abacus, then you are correct. If you are speaking of a personal computer (which most people refer to as "a computer") then you are dead wrong.

Electicity was invented by a British man? Really? How did he build an electron? And what made up atoms before he invented them?

Also, look up "arpanet." Oh just in general, try getting that foot out of your mouth.

[StageOneFilms]

The computer was invented in Manchester, UK

The modern basic computer.

[conotoxin]

StageOneFilms - Bullshit. Sorry but there is just no gentle way of dealing with a liar. The first recognizeable & useful personal computer (keyboard, cpu, crt) was the IBM 5100 (Sept 1975). The first highly successful, the Apple II (April 77). Unless you want to count HP 65, the Xerox Alto, HP 9830, the Honeywell Kitchen Computer. No the FIRST PC was the Simon, 1950. But hardly recognizeable by modern standards (oh... and all the above designed and built in the US. But KEEP TRYING!).

[anyoneelsefortea]

You both have valid points- The first re-programable electronic computer was built in Manchester university (UK) in 1948. It was known as the "BABY." This was- in the strictest sense the first computer. BABY even had a basic CRT display and was later fitted with a keyboard- However it was not a personal computer by any stretch of the imagination. Their development was not possible untill transistors had been commercialised.

[conotoxin]

Actually he has no point whatsoever. I quite carefully stated "the first personal computer" and I am correct. His attempt to change the topic was just pathetic.

[kotchz]

Bull. Al Gore invented the computer here in the U.S.

[ChubbyCheckerChannel]

Electricity was discovered not invented.

[reddwarfski]

The original purpose of the internet was for academic institutions in the West to communicate with each other. It may be used commercially, but it was never set up as an 'economy'. Look, you've got a computer, use it to educate yourself: this means get the facts, don't decide what you want to believe and then look for the 'evidence'. By the way, most internet hits are porn-related, so you're saying India and China are the porn centres of the world.

[tinymiles]

lol porn

[RETARDIRANY]

lol dude u need a sex!

[carpetfactory]

neat... he's utilizing the compression of the downstroke to cause combustion and force the cylinder back up w/ power.

Realllly fascinating!!!

[kassdragon]

русские - сила=)

[benjeeqds]

thats fucking brilliant! sign me up, where do I get these wicked boots?

[GT1RR]

I got a set of those from Toys R Us....made in china of course.

[uelacrosse]

so why dont they just use a spring rather than bio diesel?

[Deathowl1990]

its just for the friction...

[edku1111]

Waste of time.Try them on healthy 350lb american woman.

[Dadenka]

смейтесь смейтесь, потом на таких ногах силовая дроня будет и всем врагах пипец!

[mihanich]

на них наебнуться как два пальца обосрать

[Sup4ik]

во бред

[syberrus]

Суп, Лех это ты?

[whiteychan]

English_

LOL Rocket boots my ass!!! Try getting a fat person on there!!

Russian_

Ракета LOL boots мой ишак!!! Попытайтесь получить тучную персону дальше там!!

[sticksquash]

wrong translation ( I'm russian ) >_>

[vodka43]

die politics DIE!!!

[magnetichaze]

hussein 34,

your an Idiot it's not like china and russia ever conquered another country (difference is the u.s.a. gives the country back to it's people)! Talk to me when the russians, china, or any other country lands on the moon (plus 38 years and counting) remember where MOST of your meds come from(usa)? Finally, I'll bet america is the only country with a immigration problem (that is people comming in not leaving).

[jaja187]

lol.... "the u.s.a. gives the country back to it's people"... I DON'T THINK SO.. just put there own ppl on top

[drusha15]

Ok, Philippines were let go "for free". Impressive. But same between Russia and Finland, or Baltic countries.

The moon story - the main coutry priority was to prevent nuclear holocost on it's soil. Soviet moon program was an under-funded joke compared to Apollo.

Don't you get most of your meds from Canada yourselves? The World gets new drugs from France, Germany, other EU countries to which you in US simply don't have access to because of FDA.

[drusha15]

Immigration-wise. Just talk to Germans, French, Russians, Australians, or Serbs (Kosovo) for that matter.

You guys conquered a great, vast country. So, when are you turning it back to Native Americans?

My advise - go travel around the world just a bit. You will find there is a life outside of US. You might actually like it there.

[klemaks]

Granma with this...heh

[Stanfromdublin]

Hochu hochu hochu!!!!!Botinki vsmysle :)

[carlohardy]

weeeeeeeeeee

[klemaks]

rd...

[ericeng91]

I WANT ONE!

[klemaks]

and my army too...

[hussein34]

the USA only uses money and force to conquer other people, china is using technologies + brain.. and that what works, well, sry to get off topic.... but that is my opinion thanks..

[klemaks]

realismus...best regards

[hussein34]

i think Russians are very smart, now that they just got on their foot after the cold war, there are always inventions, good industry and new ideas when there is money lets take japan for example, the USA is a country of immigrants, they buy tech with money

[weefout]

РИА Новости. Премьер-министр Украины Виктор Янукович и спикер украинского парламента Александр Мороз в воскресенье вечером выступят перед митингующими сторонниками коалиции национального единства, которые,

[nifigasibe]

ввв.jollyjumper.ру эт штука уже давно во всю продается)

[AnfisaMops]

ГДЕ ЭТО КУПИТЬ??????

[upcycle]

does this mean (Russian to English translation):

"Where it's order?"?

[jimday666]

well, in other countries they call that kind of contraption as poweriser, or powerizer, or powerskips, etc. but it uses an other method for jumping and runnin, no need for fueling, "just" a steel arc

[upcycle]

what you describe is more like an energy reclamation device. This device provides an external power source to add additional power to what the legs and gravity provide. Perhaps we may see a hybrid of these two technologies which may provide more efficiency, smaller, than either alone.

[Masteroftrancegirl]

When will they be available in america?! : )))

[lobzdik]

did u c the shithole that they came up with the boots in? imagine what russian would b capable of if industries like that had even a fraction of the funs that similar american industries have.

[brandnew0360]

they just look like springs tied to a boot

[DRandrey]

LOL kljeva!!!! ja bi hatel bi sebe odny pary

[TheOnlyRedJoker]

Russians, dam smart. hahaha they'd be pretty cool to have a try at.

[VadimG87]

i love how totaly unrelated topic goes to the same old shit that russians are pigs and need to die.... sad very sad =/

[stopkaRUS]

klass)

[johnknoefler]

Okay so maybe the woman I met was just a "bad apple" and I made a mistake. Still how can you tell a "good" russian woman? mine cost me over $30,000.00 in expenses. She stole everything I owned and a judge had to order her out of my home. I won't be done paying for this mistake for several years. See why I am angry?

[snakeater911pdq]

Did you buy her?

[johnknoefler]

No I did not buy her. But I have paid a heavy price all the same. Oh well. I am older and wiser and move on. I am still alive and the judge gave me my home back and booted her to the street.

[SailorBarsoom]

Yes, the newscaster chick is hot. Yes, she looks down at her paper. Yes, the boots seem cool. No, I can't think of any advantage over the spring kind. No, Americans aren't all pigs, but those Americans who are squeal a lot and make the rest of us look bad.

[sergeanthawk]

hmm i wonder if i can build those they look like theyed be usefull 4 basket ball if it accualy works

[sergeanthawk]

hay all americans arnt pigs just a few retards but most of us are ok

[moscowman120]

го русскя!!!

[Vladic89]

Look at the divorce rate in the states and compare it with russia... tells you which families are happier.

[timg455]

How much do they go for?

[Arauss]

Russian Pride !

[lalartu]

this was invented in the Ural mountains in the early 70s but never became a prominent invention and was pretty much hidden until two years ago. the reason was obvious - a lot of great inventions enver made it big in USSR because of terrible management.

they're trying to commercialize it for fun parks now.

[sanitarishe]

haaaaaaaa 4as yssys

[Redshift21]

These are not rocket boots they are diesel boots, mix air and oil then compress the fixture the oil ignites and fires the piston which in turn lifts the person off the ground...old tech used in a new way...kinda fun though.

[Vladic89]

Russian chicks are the hottest, no doubt about it.

[johnknoefler]

Russian women are whores. No doubt about it. Older and wiser.

[Vladic89]

Fuck you faggit ass, don't judge all russian women by a few that are trying to make it out of the country because they live in poor conditions. If you find a real russian woman and you 2 love each other. Your gonna have the happiest life. But then again you probably godda be russian for that, good thing I am.

[aktovegin]

If your stupid mind can produce only that about russian woman, i jast want to say that you are the real whore + you are more than 30 yrs ald. Americans is real stupid pigs. And that is pity for your stupid nation. moron.

[jtmichaels]

america is stupid pigs? what a lame comment. they are fat ass cash cows in EVERY country on this planet (except for perhaps China). LOL

let's get back on the subject of these shoes.

[espam2002]

Lame.  They could do the same with some kind of spring. And wait till you hear the list of injuries from this dumbass thing.

So, are all Russian chicks hot, or what?

[spineboy]

Pretty much true in Russia, Czech and Poland when they're young. Then lots of booze and smoking takes a horriffic toll on their faces and bodies resulting in those haggard fat old ladies.

[upcycle]

My understanding of this way these provide ability to go faster using less human energy is from use of concentrated energy stored in the diesel fule.

The spring type and the diesel boots have energy efficiency by allowing more airborn time, like a cheatah using spring action in it back. However the chetah burns massive amounts of energy still. The boots provide an external source of energy.

[JWFokker]

They were developed years ago, but the Russian government kept them classified because they were considering using them for their soldiers, preventing the inventor from marketing them. The Russian military never actually used them so the inventor got screwed out of a considerable amount of money.

[MacKTHeRIPper]

She needs a teleprompter to keep from looking down to read her script.

[EMkaEL7]

ok, where are the ROCKETS???

not impressed at all!

[BierBrille]

Ya loublou tozhe sovietskii soyouz!!!

[flicksdick]

she's kinda hot, she should do this newscast in bra and panties