Dave's Not Home

[RichardBlaikie]

Daves NOT here

[deathbot290]

LAWL this was fucking funny in up in smoke <<<<<:)

[growlinggrasstoad]

dude, how old are you you can't spell cough, you said coff.. rofl anyway nice vid :D

[jedijew]

cuz I wasnt trying to SAY cough!

[bazadata]

Surely this was on the big bamboo. I remember this. Unlike Bob, What is your name in lets make a dopedeal - what is your name Bob on this quiz show on TV?

[mikepiazza]

Two drooling fucking idiots with about 10 brain cells left between the both of the them!

[rpandya1212]

dude ur a fuckin idiot....these guys are genius with comedy....they arent trying to be all uptight smart bitches....its called comedy so shut the fuck up

Cheech and Chong Rock Now and Forever...peace

[Ipwnn00bs15]

Agreed. Up in Smoke is the SHIT! ROCK ON!!

[TT01Fanatic]

YEAH! these guys are coming out to the bay area ima see these bitches!

[bazadata]

I can't find the track, 'THIS IS THE POLICE!' Banging on his door, Dave flushes his stash and it turns out to be his mate playing a joke to make a dope deal - but... Well it went down the toilet you plank.

[Skatermaxd43]

its called "The Bust"

[Moonman1968]

I'm goin to see them in February

[jordanb002]

Nice! Never thought I'd ever be able to see them.

[jordanb002]

Just saw them live in Houston for Halloween. The greatest show I've seen!

[mrmanback]

i was there too...it was awesome

[jordanb002]

What time, the 8 or 10 show? Yea it was cool. I bought a Daves not here man shirt, lol.

[mrmanback]

8 o'clock...i got my mom 2 shirts..the black and green one w/ tour dates..and the "coca cola - cheech and chong" one..

[MistaFame07]

classic

[BennoYaKnow22]

lol funny shit

[chrisdel157]

lets make a new dope deal!!!!I can't find this cd anywhere

[BPhoenixProductions]

Try a bookstore. I've seen c&c cds in Barnes and Noble.

[lolgeed]

Look at Fry's Electronics, I was just there and saw a couple of the of their albums in the comedy section.

[pawel1818]

Who ? :D

[Zintendo]

hahahahhahhahhahahhahahaa chongs fricken retarded

[soundcircus]

This is so funny!

[sanjifa]

lol thts funny as fuck mate

[lifethejourney]

I dont smoke dope any more but we listened to this over and over again and laughed at it every time we heard it.Back in 1980.

[aj777vxz]

what movie does this come in

[TheDemonJester]

Its not in any of they're movies it was a part of they're stage act and they put it on one of they're albums.

Would have made for a good scene though.

[gsr97dude]

I am pretty sure they also did a short version in Up in Smoke.

[TheDemonJester]

Now that u mention it I think u'r right.

Its been awhile since I've seen any of the Cheech y Chong movies.

[fatguy13xxx13]

you cheech was in a movie that he deported and couldnt go back to america cuz he didnt have his greencard lol funny movie

[LeethalOne]

Born in East LA

[Berdwerd]

ahahah this shits classic

[bfduhghhgkaduysfgkas]

lol cheech and chong classic

[oinkysqueak]

When I was 14. We followed some guy into a block of flats he went to buy weed. Anyway we didn't know which flat number it was so we knocked at every door and asked if Dave was home? LOL We knocked at one and some hippy let us in. They had eveything. And a ounce of weed was $30 :)

[BTThrash]

fuck, i wish i hung out with you when i was 14.

[oinkysqueak]

Me and a friend when we were 16. Went to the local weed salesman's house. Knocked! Hello come in I got friends you might want to meet? We get pushed inside. In the lounge room there were 2 uniformed cops smoking weed. And in the kitchen there was 3 more smoking hash off the stove. LOL That guy if you said it looks small he would give you double LOL ;-)

Who knows where those lot of people are now?

[afa128]

good story man

[oinkysqueak]

LOL Well its True :) And me and a old friend went halves in some LSD when we were 15yrs old. It cost us 50 Cents So we thought the shit must be some sort of rip off seeing the size of this purple pyramid. Half each. Next day at School was fun hahahaha!! Oink :D 1974

[Brijomo1223]

DAVE! D-A-V-E, will you open up the gaddamn door!?

Gotta love it xD

[slave2tv]

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

histerical!!!!!!!!!

[elmargomt]

basketball jones,basketball jones....my basketball was like a basketball to me....

[floppydisk80]

jew!

[dkityy]

who is it?

[michellestmarie]

It's not Dave's Not Home, it's Dave's Not Here. We had a restaurant named Dave's Not Here. Right man, DAVE.

[fuckoffrandy]

GIGANTIC FUCKING ERECTION.

[Jon7195]

"Dave's not here, man."

[SC515]

Dave's Not hear! Man@!?.... Great!

[coyclown]

Im goin' downtown,

Gonna see my gal,

Gonna sing her a song,

Gonna show her my ding-dong.

[fuckoffrandy]

You are officially the most cocksuckery a human can get.

[coyclown]

Fuck off Randy!

[trooperballs]

DAVE !!!!!!

[JacqueTheCockGrande]

Who is it..

[Jerkwaad]

It's me DAVE!!! D-A-V-E!!!!

[jconley5]

does anyone know how to subscribe the vids on youtube?

[IHaveMyLifeAgain]

right man dave..now will u open up the door!\

DAVES NOT HERE

[kustomride]

A stoner's classic of all time.

[skeens05cprs]

classic

[FLDiamond04]

i had this album...my dad just about freaked out when he heard it...

[MetalHeadx666]

u have a gay dad then, m dad got me into this shit man..

[DiamondGirlFL]

i shouldnt even bother to respond to this rude comment, but i will anyway. that is a rude thing to say about someones' father. just because he didnt "get me into this shit, man", doesnt mean he wasnt an awesome guy, because he was. you try raising a child all on your own in your late 40s' after your wife dies. see how that works out and then say something a little more intelligent.

[MetalHeadx666]

dick.

[DiamondGirlFL]

yep...that is the kind of answer i expected. look, everyone has thier own opinion. grow up.

[shelbegirl92]

lol i lov ther movies ^_^

[skynatyc]

haha.. I'm listening to it again..

that shit is so funny. :)

[skynatyc]

I'm sittin' here laughin'

~still as funny as the first time I heard it.

waaaaay back in the day!

[13CWINDOM]

"Daves not here"

[mAJJORwOODY0134]

lol its me dave i got the stuff lol i have this is on my mp3 i got ther whole record

[hot318]

D! A! V! E!

[pingwingling]

It always makes clips better when people type out the contents for us here in the commentary section. We don't have to listen to that part because kind people like you type it for us. Thanks!

[flip9388]

haha exactly

it's a comment box, not a be-a-jerk-off-by-repeating-wha­t-you-just-heard box

[ClintDare]

The only thing my mom was pissed about was the Pope skit.

She gotta have a Beega Tits!

Too funny!

We all know the Pope likes little boys.

[EvilDOOER]

hahahhaha man these guys we're, and still are the illest!

[AbieticAcid]

my dad made me listen to this when i was like....9 rofl....i love it!

[contrarulez]

OH WOW!!!! Thanks for posting this up man brings back reefer memories!! nah im not that old though, i did see all cheech's movies tho

[fvrrljr]

met Tommy Chong at a club, told him my dad took away my record albums, He laughed.

[ReeferCity]

THIS IS CLASSIC CHEECH & CHONG! I remember my dad catching us listening to this in our teens. We thought, oh shit were busted. No so. He listened and laughed with us. Too cool!

[deetahx]

Finally the new Tommy Chong documentary dvd is now out at akatommychong dot com!

[flip9388]

haha this is so awesome

sounds best on vinyl

[eevilangelo]

this is epic stuff! got this shit on my walkman/mp3player/ipod for years!

[dsk333]

brings back old memories , thank you !!

[o75steve]

Excellent!

[DKnight147]

lmao..Dave?

[mitchman721]

this is soooooooooo hilarious LMFAO!!!!

[bladedsilence]

Most excellent. I absolutely love Cheech and Chong.

[danw834]

what movie is this off?

[EggFriedSpam]

It's off Cheech and Chong's debut album

[cassyychong246]

its not a movie man... they made albums before they made movies

[tuthmosislll]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[TonyStarkIndustries]

this is the short version at 40 cheech says " Hey no man I ! am DAve man now would you open up the dooor.

[flexreel]

a true c&c connoisseur!

[TonyStarkIndustries]

I got all their records, all first prints. i dont have the big paper tho. my brother came up on em and the zag was gone when he got em.

[iblazeweed]

MAN I LOVE WATCHING THE DVD OF THIS

[m123tzz]

Funny shit. The best.

[420hardcore]

good times and funny shit... dave,who the hell is he anyways?

[flexreel]

Dave was Tommy's original partner before cheech. An XM interview tells the story... They really did that just screwing around one hot day and they recorded it the following day.

[zeppelin48390]

Daves not here man,

[Gday543]

on pot

[KayD1010]

Actually, it was Big Bambu. Yeah and I owned one of the few copies that still has the paper intact. My damned ex swiped it when we split up.

[adrianbarratt]

crucifictions too good for her

[KayD1010]

HIM -- and yes, you are right!

[adrianbarratt]

oh god I got your sex wrong so sorry (the name Kay should have been a clue ) regards from Wales

[dragongunner91]

the name of the album was "Big Bamboo". It also came with a giant rolling paper!

[Guitarman5150]

I used to work with a guy named David and every time they were looking for him I did this. After a while they never asked me where he was!

[etuberalism]

i am sure glad you din't smoke any marijuana during the making of this, whew, i was at the end before i thought to check...;)

[3xtend]

lol the school teacher that says SHUUUUUUTTTT UUPPPPP really loud is the best, but i love this one, classic "dave's not here!"

[dave7733]

where is this clip from, anyone know?

[AF1369]

off of one of their earliest albums sometime in the late '60's I think. Can't remember what it was called. Might have been just 'Cheech & Chong'...

[brabon]

big bambu

[bongo2209]

great

[marijuana333lover]

i agree classic stonner humor, good thinking idislikethissomuch

[marijuana333lover]

lololololol

[ttopcamaro]

this is so so funny i could not stop laughing my dad showed it to me. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[ttopcamaro]

thats real nice

[ummerrm]

LOL ME TOO

[hotskel2546]

this bit is not that long why did you edit it?

[Nyxe69]

DAVE? yeah it's dave man open up. DAVE? DAVES NOT HERE!

[idislikethissomuch]

hahaha...classic stoner humour...

[Emin7]

timeless & priceless humour from this brilliant duo graet post ty

[cutwolf55]

lol

[flipass]

cheech martin and tommy chong are my all time hero's lol

[heartragedy]

except its marin

[Balkanz]

yeah lolll Marin not Martin

[carolyngwyn]

lol

[BleedinHearts33]

lmao

[MindFragments]

I crack up laughing every time I see this.

[panicattheaim]

the chong in the name is tommy chong, hes on that 70s show sumtimes, hes guy on the right in the picture

[Efrasnel]

He's so effin' brilliant as Leo...

[italiamom]

daves not here lmfao

[phoenix420weed]

WHO IS IT?

DAVE?

DAVES NOT HERE!!!

[dickerdeev]

Who is it?

[willkillya34]

daves not here !

[ben7191]

hahahaha "DAVES NOT HERE"

chong rules

[Bobashotmace]

Ya... I figured Dave had drugs and the guy at home was high as a kite.

[bjbjbjbjbj]

cool clip

thanks

funnier every time you hear it

[safeasaduck]

tiz here not home! fuckin luv cheech n chong! LEGENDS!

[joker52mlb]

its not a joke hes playin...hes just really fuckud up

[high8us]

my names dave,i heard this as a kid,...and i smoke pot...woe

[acdcRIPBon]

hilarious

[ResaChan]

omg that was funny!

[NinjaGosamaru]

Dave's not home!

[gmajorspresents]

I am sorry but I just did'nt get it.

[ewanewanewanewanewan]

basiccally its some guy who has stolen stuff 4 a guy he lives witha nd the guy who lives woith dave isnt letting him in as a cruwl joke

[Cypher0236]

You sir be a dumb ass or horrible at trying to make a sarcastic statement.

[ewanewanewanewanewan]

WTF??? what the fucking hell am i doing

[danielwuhsin]

its about pot

havent you ever heard of cheech and chong?

[youarthurhu]

Chong should have been Filmore the vw bus on cars, man. Asian american comic too.

[mision08]

greatness loved that tape.

[huaso97]

C L A S S I C ! ! !

[kaisertheking]

lol always get a laugh outta that one! check out my little take on that old routine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=SAQzVIjb5cU

[vickilaw]

Gotta love the classics!