Dylan's Couch - Episode Twelve - The Rash

[cheylann]

your a terrible actor.. Like, i can tell your reading.

[jalah4021]

That was realy funny.I'm a girl,but why would a girl want to stand up and pee?

[Firefullgirl1999]

Absoloutly disgusting, who does that, and worse who tells thier date about it. Gross! Ithat a true story??

[Pandaface19]

You're boring.

[MlyricsH]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING FROM ABOUT 3:20 TIL THE VERY END! HAHAHAHAHAHHA DEFINITLY MY FAVORITE EPISODE AND FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO EVERRRRR!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH i <3 U DYLANNNNNNNNNN

[CF1791ROLFMAO]

you speak really slow are you on dope

[gmoney456100]

this was soo funny!

[CoconutCum94]

What the fuck is this? Really!

[engeladam409]

Dylans Couch Yeah!!!!

Just Kidding. he's the kids a douchebag.

Ps. You'll never get Jessica.

PPS. If any of you down-rate this comment you suck.

PPPS. No wonder the the girl doesn't like you! You're bitching about her rash infront of the whole Fucking Planet. Thats a private issue you dick head.

PPPPS. FUCK!

[83shakiki]

lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[LilMusicMonkey]

in dylan's couch-episode-nineteen does he have glasses or something?

[Zonafia]

this series is one of the first things i ever watched on youtube. i was thinking of it a while ago, trying to remember what it was, and the next day i found it. THE END.

[livyscrib]

yh me 2 this was the first thing i watched and subbed

[lilpichu123]

eww thats sick. hahaha its still funny tho

[M43G101]

do u have bottom braces?!?!

[bubbles199612]

your hot

[DylansCouchHateClub]

10 bucks sais you put that shirt on before you filmed this.

Can't fool us dip shit.

[itsukasa1]

Ooh, okay. My bad, I didn't realize that it wasn't Jessica...

[PopTartHater]

It WAS Jessica !! Ahahahahaha

[itsukasa1]

Um, I think he was talking about Jessica?

[JKBerrys]

wth she sounds disgusting

[enriqueredskin]

what, speaking spanish please

[lyla951217]

eew lol

[room41kid]

hahahahahhaahahahah

[TheBrianEffect101]

do u play the drums if so yaaaay

[itsgnarrrr]

if he has a zildjian shirt ....

[conversedrummer]

some people wear them and not know what they mean....

[TwoGuysOneChannel]

this is exactly that sort of person.

[Chicnesses]

what a vanny LOL.

[sny625]

Your hair is truly fantastic this way Dylan many times guys just look cooler with long hair.

[HayleyBewt]

his teeth arnt grey,

your obv colour blind :/

I love your videos (Y)

[moses4611]

I Know Its Cause He Has Braces. Lol. He Doesn't Have Grey Teeth

[filthysock]

Lol...

[360TheaterOfPWN]

I like your vieos, but your teeth are like grey? I mean wtf??

[gbpdrum45]

you wear a lot of drum shirts...do you drum?

[brlaranjo]

are these stories true

[Zhengda10]

You look and sound like Michael Jackson.

[cheerchic86]

this is the funniest episode ever!!!! i love it def. my fav.!

[donthitmycar]

wow awkward date poor u

[jessicat96]

oh my gosh ur HILARIOUS hilarious. haha

[countryskyz]

ahhhhh hahahahaaaaaaaa

[gothinblue]

lol o_o That's just... wrong... Poor Dylan XD

[luvfrogs34]

eww

[Sambug16]

That girl seems like a priss. And I'm glad none of my friends are like that. Well at least most of the time.

[candylvr3030]

like any girl would say that to a guy.

[AItsASquirrelPro]

haha you are so much like my friend who's name is also dylan. i love your stories.

[souljapigeongirl]

nice. what state do u live in?

[rootbeer141]

aww poor guy

that date must have really sucked

[ruben00099]

wtf. lol

[YunaLIke]

What is with the girls you hang out with and going to the bathroom?  First Jessica, then this chick.

[whatwouldusaydmb4]

wow you are such a fucking homo i just want to punch you repeatedly in the face

[aleenalabeouf12]

eww this is the nastiest story i have ever heard

[kathTBH]

eeeeeeeeee. thats nasty.

[99willie99]

Aha.. Amazing Stuff.. This Is the First One I Seen And Wow.!!

[rockbandstop]

lol your soooo funny your great ;) :) :)

[shannie9]

scratchin her butt the whole way out.

[musiclover635]

nasty

[pixiedust7413]

ahaha

your soo cute

[angelplease777]

haha man its so fun to watch like every video in order

its like watching you grow up!

your crazy funny!! make more videos!!

[JCWlove]

What an awful date!!!!!! i would have stopped in once she started talking bout bathrooms. haha GROSS!

[RKexclusive275]

omg! love ur vids!

and i feel bad 4 u gettin braces :(

ur still hott though!

[panicroxmysox1795]

Thats gross!!!!

lol

[COURTTsaysLMAO]

uve changed alot in the past year haha

like facial wiseeee

[banfixisere]

and other parts lol

[omghaleyomg]

haha watch the first video and watch the most recent video...haha big difference

[omghaleyomg]

that was SOOOOOOOO funny...i almost peed mmyself...or better yet spit out that roll i was eating for dinner...just like that rainsonette you spit out...

[banfixisere]

and other parts lol

[omghaleyomg]

whats ur screen name?

[sugercandy23]

you suck

[XfactorfreakX12]

hey, i don't blame her for telling you about her having to go to the bathroom, but then when she went into the details that probably ruined the entire thing for you... ugh

[dudeitsmecolby99]

gay. i pwn n00bs cuz im awesome lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[RamdomMovies]

I PWN NOOBS TOO MAN!

[SaraCurran]

haha wow

you got braces.

that suckks.

[fuckingplastic]

flying toss?

[bellish99]

haha....GROSS!! lol

[coffinyursize]

lol i loved the eye ricocheting sound. lawl

[cali4life741]

ew that girl is really gross

your soooo cute!

[music0babe707]

o gosh dude i'm sorry.. that sux!

[1993sammid]

this is one of my favorites

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[videogamer3006]

Dylan, plase stay away from girls with gross rashes. They can be pretty sick.

btw: I was laughing so hard about the rasinuts ricoheting off of rash girls eye I woke my sister up.

[fraulinesienna2007]

creepy...

[kyleemaggie]

AWW!

Your soo sweet!

not many guys have the courage to

do something like that, and she totally

ignores it.

hah nice video!

[LiLeMoKiDd94]

That sounds  like' a pretty intense date.

haha you're so cute xD

[Sssaxy]

HOLY SHIT.

[LuckyPunkProductions]

lol i laughed the entire time

[lydiax3maureen]

oh my god, dylan i hope you left as soon as she said that

[morganwtk]

haha it rebounded off her eyeball..

that's hilarious..

[TotalJkMoment]

thatz kinda sick. lolz. ah ha.

[chyamaan]

ew.

[Book077]

Wow...I can't believe someone would say something like that.

But anyways Great Video!

[bellavardamir]

i can not believe that she would say somthing like that...i mean i have long nails to ...but i dont use them like that!!!

[theangelfromhell108]

ick ah y did she keep talkin about her rash thats the last thing i would say and i'm a dumb blonde girl (i'm not saying that blondes are dumb but i am so i use the blondeness as an excuse)

[treehuggersunit]

i just got braces on wensday...when i get them off Im gonna throw them in the parking lot and run them over..:D

[patdlover321]

lmao eww i really think she gave too much info

[frigpickells]

that is so sick and wrong

[dtagirl]

LOL!!!omg no she didint

[born2playsoftball]

lol that was halaraus tahts soo groses she san open person alright

[GaaraGirl10]

This is my fave 1! good job

[victor18101993]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaahahaa! its feels so much better now lol!

[ILoveAxel511]

hahahaha, nice.......but very disgusting

[KeyLayX]

Wat the hell

[deadline93]

wolfae777 your a fucking asshole you discuse me and you so fucking rong abutte evrything i know your having social problem butt fuck you ohhh and i hopp he dosent sue you.

[HiFudgeBunnies]

dude..im just hearing blah blah blah blah blah.....

[wolfae777]

ok idail maybe a stupid nigger but your a stupid cracker who thinks the world revolves around you because your stepdad likes to cum on your face at night when he's done smackin your drunk ass mother who just came home from playing bingo with the rest of her white trash friends and before you start calling names learn how to spell u dumb fuck.

o and dylan that was a funny episode lol

[seetheeoceen]

wow your really hott.

"idaii" is a stupid niger.

[aceconfetti]

uhhhhhhh o_o

[HeatSeekerproduction]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahah!!!!­! holy Sh*t dude thats funny dude!

[sexydisneybeast]

omg this one makes me LOL

[sexybitch322]

ah-dorable

[tln94]

omfg! ur sooooo hawt! and u NEED to start playing ur whole theme song again!!!! :-( but i think ur incredibly sexy!

[countrygirl401]

that was really retarted and gross!!!

[smoshnfobsetmefree13]

Haha.

Funny :]

and you're really cute <33

can't wait for the next video!

[YourAverageSceneKid]

wowow! dylan, your amazingly sexy, i wish i lived by you, your so funny !!!

woop woop

-summer

[iDaii]

Wow you're really ugly.

[nkowood]

i hate you you suck stop deleting my honest comments you prick

[patdlover321]

yea im sure hes sorry about deleting ur rude ass comments bitch

[Gimmemore2]

amazing eyes like urs?!

[thestarz]

someone needs a hug. lol

[hartseiker]

wow your amazing at comedy great job this was realy funny^^

[Gimmemore2]

hey at the end of the show nice laugh very cute laugh !

[Gimmemore2]

hit her right on the eye nice ha ha ha ha ha ! makes me pee ! it really was hilarious hilarious

hilarious ! That's the show OK?! OK Dylan!

[sessmantha]

oh um

she sounded lovely

lmao

:)

ur cute

and funny

now thats open

and not ass scratching nasty

lol

[samanttharose]

nasty!

i am an honest girl

but the most ill say

would be i have to pee!

but a rash?

now thats to far

i was in dylans predicament

i would tell her that is so unnecessary

and gross

[disckpotter]

kiss my ass dilan´s

[bbabe913]

wow that was hillarious

worst date ever maybe

oh yah ur so hot! =]

[Majjiic1]

Dylan your such a hottie!!!lol

add me please

[DigitalMasterDX]

lllllllllllll

[DigitalMasterDX]

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[leprechaun31]

braces???

[Chanchowlee]

how old are u

[jdumii94]

god..how do u cum up with these stories??lol

keep it up :)

[themysticgirls]

LOL

[NatWolffCrush]

you are cute dylan

[sparklydiamondring]

lol, so funny! you kinda look like aj from aj's act.

[lurve65]

Braces suck. I have them too. =/

[smoshnfobsetmefree13]

omg i just about peed my pants cuz i was laughing so hard!!!!

[Yarpenn]

pierdolnięty jesteś i to zdrowo...

[lyfumba]

his face at 2:19 screams "REGECTION!"

lmao

[ToDaLyJeNnA54]

u are sooooo HOT!

[ToDaLyJeNnA54]

wow... cant u get a girl any better than her?

[ToDaLyJeNnA54]

Again Sooo hot

ha ha this one is my favorit!!

[ToDaLyJeNnA54]

Dylan you are SO incredibly hot!!

[ilusavanna]

hahahha that would be reallly akward

[SlakeSays]

Dylan U rock my couch ^.^

[princess13dachshund]

are these real or made up?

[superchik311]

Hey Dylan! I love your videos! they are so true! i listened to your interview with MediaSnackers it was cool to listen to how you got the show started and what you liked about it. tell me when you get your blog up.

[lpm578]

Dylan You are such a loser!!! And your ugly too...

[megadookie]

so you play drums or somethin?

[MiistyUniicorn]

I LOVE YOU! and SUPERMAC18

[SambaDisaWinner]

hahaa this one was funny!

[blupunk95]

Hey Dylan sup? That was pretty funny in a disguisting kind of way lol

[brixpynn]

grossssssssssssss!haha.

[codemonkeys51]

dylan i love all of your episodes i like the field day episode lol!!!

[Singing4God456]

Wow that was Hilarious...Ur funny.

[badboi23456]

ur hair is awsome

[babydevilz2000]

Uughk

[Krizotube]

^_^

I love your stories =)

[VanessaANDStella4eva]

LOL, Hey I have braces to! :) I'm going to force my friend to watch these!