I think my TiVo's gay

[snapelicious]

In New York, we're now all for TiVO love

[hectorsxvideo]

@snapelicious hahahaha

[XxiHackuPlayxX]

Thank God! I thought my Tivo was the only one that downloads GAY FISTING PORN!

[sweet96635]

This is original.  Kudos!

[firebolt54321]

this is halarious but i need to know whats up witrh the bubbles there very distracting in the background...

[Maurbel]

Am i the only one that has serious load issues with youtube lately?

[Zand0rk]

Opps I am AlexSayScrewU i just like deleted it.

[AlexSaysScrewU]

I Think My Tivo's GAY!?!?

[NewtonKari]

OMG Dude, that was so funny...FTW!!!!

[druiz87]

i miss my tivo

[CeraTheSilent]

I still don't get it, is Tivo like a recording machine that store the data.....where, inside itself?

[thunderhayes]

TiVo is a DVR.

It records the show to storage that is inside the unit itself. Dish Network, DirecTV, and Comcast all have their own version, and you can build your own using a regular computer and tuner card.

[MississaugaKid]

Your GAY. An Anti - Nigger.

[Patrick200717]

Tivo is addicting!

[ashweirdo]

What I'm curious about is... why does Mark have a Teletubby doll?

Clearly his TiVo really was behaving, and he's just trying to cover.

[joemegson]

i have sky+. its great.

[thehopedealer]

WHOAH,GAY FISTING PORN?YIKES...

[11Tuxedo]

Umm, Just turn off the TiVo suggestions dude...

[Steve92183]

you know your tivo is gay when you come home and there are 124 episodes of will and grace recorded on there(no offence to will and grace's male fans)

[homersimpson1111]

i wish i had a tivo

[coondogtheman1234]

If I got a tivo id use it to record shows DUH lol but Id hack it so you could download the shows off it to a PC and convert it for ipod burn DVDs and archive shows. 2:24 I like the simpsons Mark

[TheDrooch]

@coondogtheman1234 Um... OR you could just download TiVo Desktop PLUS and NOT hack your box.

[GorilazRuleIcu888]

dude...i already have to many gay electronics....

[jahoo876]

if u have more than two gay electronics that means you are gay

[GorilazRuleIcu888]

noh raylee. ih onlee means thah you ave more than one gay electronicss

[jahoo876]

no it means your gay and learn how to spell dumbass

[GorilazRuleIcu888]

....jeez...your probably gay and defensive about this nerd

[jahoo876]

im not gay i have a gf and ur a fuckin nerd go back 2 kindergarden dumbass

[GorilazRuleIcu888]

yeh...ok sure whatevur yur probably 8 you friggin nerd

[jahoo876]

alright lets get thing straight u spell like your eight. i spell in english not dip shit and I'm 16 and your the one who is probably 7.

[GorilazRuleIcu888]

seven yeah...i can tell...your seven

[Verge061]

lol he lives in americA?

[Srk08]

What's all that stuff floating around? Sorry, I'm easily distracted. My tivo keeps recording little kid series, Lately Hanna Montana and Zabomafoo. I thumbs down it but the next day it records anyway so my tivo is an 8 year old! Funny vid!

[666MagicMan666]

whats DVR?

[suburbanninja01]

digital video recorder

[666MagicMan666]

weird, so similar

[Fenix90000]

digital video recorder (i think) its like tivo but dosent automatically record things.

[tehslowwabbit]

i love ur voice

[tehslowwabbit]

lol

[xXKariBananaXx]

I think TiVo is gay. It wears tights.

[afiMCRfanatic04]

my best friend's dvr is gay too... or at least, that's what she told me...

[GunnyPigs]

Is your TiVO gay? Or is it a girl?

[geekygirl1919]

I think my DVR is gay too...

[Skullstein]

Dude maybe ur TiVo's a chick...

[sophieye]

You rock. :3

[mohiriderman]

if i was your tivo i would think your gay.hell l'll even record gay porn for u

[dumane24]

Dumbass tivo is gay he is hilarious

[Skullstein]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ur fuckin hilarious dude!

[mohiriderman]

yea i know

[hairgarage]

I had a husband that looks just like you and he's gone and gay! You've got a lot of drama just like him!

[prattzila]

Jesus is waiting right next to you... LOL I see him, hes dressed in white.

[Zahnshujia]

This is a true thing that happens! If you give a child a Laptop and access to the Internet, He will automatically logon to Youtube and post chain messages!

Woah!!! For real!!!

[Horsegirl636]

lol!!!

[Horsegirl636]

I have to use that. show it around.

[TheQueenofMars]

xD I love you......

[scifigeek]

Haha.

[skittlesareyum48]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH i had the same problem my tivo recorded like sop opras WTF WTF IS THAT lol

[afidancer]

i meant so say love, not live.

i LOVE this

[xLadyxJueglerrx]

Real or not, the accent is friggin' hott. Plus, this is probably one of the best politcal parodies I have ever seen. =D

[afidancer]

i live this....

[burgandyblood]

OMG! I LUV U UR SOOOO FUNNY!

[willywilly1]

? it is obious that in fact you ARE gay.

[twinkspink1]

u have orbs!!!!

[dagon9977]

You should accept your TiVo's choices, which you seem to be doing. Just be sure to hide your credit cards. Possibly your whole computer as well.

And to Billybats: So people aren't allowed to have opinions anymore I see. If I think my TiVos gay, I could damn well say what I wanted. And I think mine is, to be honest.

[PrincessSugarBaby]

This video is AWESOME

[lonepiper47]

if he's fakin it, im fakin it lol

[izevm]

I love how it transitions into political commentary. I don't care if the accent's real or not, it friggin rules.

[Ritchiecooper]

Gay as a baby on a swing or a curly haired guy wearing short shorts with a bunch of fat woman.

[TaijutsuLee]

yea sounds like he's putting that accent... wonder what he erally sounds like >..<

[NesteaZen]

oh my gosh i think i became gay

shit

stpd moron

complete brainwashing

omg

[RandomCrapMan]

WTF yep u r gay!

[billybats1]

No originality. That TiVo gay thing came from the HBO show "The Mind of The Married Man. Get a life you bald headed asshole.

[bjorn02122322]

HAHA

[jonpaulsquarter]

I was following this guy at first but he blew it at the end. cut 1:42 seconds off and leave the first minute its funny as hell

[Thursdae]

I dont wanna know where you got that tellettubby

[brittanyisblonde]

thats f'n hilarious!

[KyoraMishiso]

Mark, you're a genius.

Awesome.

Gay Rights Activism AND Comedy.

[SigStreet]

I like his accent. I wonder if in Ireland they think our accents are just as weird. But nice.

[donnachadh1]

that's a scottish accent, not an irish one

[lodge77]

he's scottish not irish,

[billydog713]

I'm sorry, but you're just not very funny at all. 1/5

[HeartShapedArmadillo]

umm sorry but i saw a joke like this a few years ago on tv, and they pulled it off way better. Not bad though

[secondstickby]

good but the guys a freak, you can say hes original however much you like. but he IS a freak.

but its quite funny. He sounds scottish, not american!

[jtfles]

dont dis this guy hes original and somewhat bald but why not have more bald comedians

[coondogtheman1234]

hahahaha markdaycomedy 2 ipods marrying lmaoooo, i have the video ipod

[KadratisVelevere]

The best vlog on YT... ever.

[piemanfromscotland]

I hope to God this guy doesn't make you think Scots are all fucked up...

[Bloigen]

You really aren't funny. Please stop, if not for me, for me.

[petercsololo]

that shit is really similar with that gay shit and tivo from spence at a series named King Of Queens

[jsawiuk]

Not funny at all. Bad timing, no rhythm, annoying editing that further screws up the rhythm instead of improving it.

[IcyCool21]

Really funny towards the end. Great job man.

[EggYolk]

LOL

[skeletoncollecter]

Not to offend or anything,but...are you Scottish?

[coolgame]

You're me hero. Seriously. <3

[aido2002]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... You're good!

[andyee]

ROFL

[abanana83]

i luuuuv u!!!!

[EXSPLOSION41]

How bout instead, I come to your house, and rip your balls off. Asshole.

[Markalas]

*sigh* atleast I don't have a gay tvo... *stares at the female cablevison box masterbating to pokemon*

[harlequindollx]

LOL

[moffi12345]

You suck, thats Spence from KoQ

[ChugaTheMonkey]

true that

[missymissmist]

he sounds like shrek

[hallowed87]

how about instead, i'll come to YOUR house and kick you in the teeth. Why do people still send these stupid things!?? that was so four years ago.  PS this guy is pretty funny

[jmahnn]

cindy, you're retarded

[poolfiend]

There have been too many comedians/sitcoms that have made this same or a very similar joke. Lame.

[RYANBLAST814]

LMFAO

[jkicks91]

yeah this is definitely from king of wueens show on NBC u retarded Aussie or Scottie or Irish bastard

[laxitives]

PLMAO! YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!

[Xepp375]

2 people have picked up on you trying to copy ask a ninja, stop. Your material should be original.

[Xepp375]

Not funny.

[ohsnapxalana]

i heard this on a comedy show. by a different person.

[draco9000o]

are u shue that person dint steel it from him

[devil336]

i luv the vid! i'm adding it to my favs!

[ajuk1]

Fellow Americans?

[Cheesehall]

... BURP

[kaysea226]

haha.

[theironmonkey]

Excellent and funny rant mate. As well as the one about the morning after pill. Loved the part about pills made to piss off the conservative right.

I know you're going to hate me for this since you probably get this a lot, but your rants and voice reminds me of trainspotting. Which is a very good thing.

[rockhardboner]

Hahahaha...yes!!

[amberpacific18]

hahaha

[kkdakat]

m'kay  o.o

I'll never think of electronics the same way again.

[ajkpchee1]

who the hell is this?

[kingjellyfish]

i love the video, fuck everyone else. it was great!

[lololap]

lol.

[moofoo3]

Regardless, of others flaming, I thought it was quite amusing.

[herzeleid22]

Why the fuck do you have to say every fucking sentence with that ridiculously patronising tone? YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, GET THE FUCK OFF THE WEB YOU TREACHEROUS SCOT.

[onestepbellow]

i didnt no u cod get tivo in scotland coz we dont get it in england

[Stewie747]

They did come out in England, but nobody bought them. They Sky took the idea and made SkyPlus, which is exactly the same thing. Reading back through the comments, this guy is an american citizen, which is why he will have got TiVo

[ty9305]

In 1932 A Girl was Raped And She Said Hei Do Laki Before She DIed. IF You Dont Repost This In 5 Topics She Will Appear By Your Bed With Glowing Red Eyes And Stare At You Until YOu Fall ASleep

[cjnewbs]

Comments and/or emails like this really piss me off. Get a fucking life, and grow up.

On another note, I liked the video.

[jesusinagony]

She can stare all night while i fuckin jack off

[rave14]

i think my hd tv is gay

[z1590]

u havent realised from all my comments that u r a waste of 1TB on u tubes servers?

[adolfeinkman]

theres flies flying around in the background

[conf00zed]

i think that's dust floating around in the sun...lol.

[skatedrumjump]

haha this guy sounds like shrek:P

[SpiritMedium]

My TiVo isn't gay... it's posessed by the ghost of my great auntie Enid. It's true, Auntie always watched the static channels nothing else! And Tivo thinks it's funny to go to channel 503 to watch static... or 457 to watch a black screen. EVERYTIME I HIT THE GUIDE BUTTON!

[CLOELIXER]

thats really good

[misterbimmler]

This guy has a reall intresting voice

[bloodofadevil]

HAHA thats great... nice iPod thing... tee hee

and danadotcome, go suck something, please.

[KB24rules]

lol he talks like shrek

[isapigspussypork]

gayest shit i've ever seen

[XApartheidx]

danadotcom, you are a fucking idiot. If you do not enjoy the video then why the hell are you even posting? Stop watching his videos = problem solved. He never explicity stated that he finds himself humorous. And I completely agree with you -- 'truly humorous' people have there own little secret society instead. GTFO

[AmoebaCFM]

At first I thought "Amoebacfm (I call myself that, yes) don't watch this, it's gonna offend you if they say something insensitive about gay people."

But it didn't, and it was hilarious! I think I hacked up a good amount of phlegm, that's how funny it was.

[choronos]

gay people suck. there i ruined it for you!! AHAHAHAH

but no seriously, i was just being facetious.

[GpBabe10]

HAHA, I think my tivo thinks i'm gay. Haha. That was good.

[Lostfan2420]

he's funnier than you'll ever be danadotcom

[danadotcom]

This is not remotely funny, really. In fact, this is a gag from King Of Queens, so it's not even original. Love YouTube, but really annoyed with all the people who use it simply because they THINK they're funny. Damn you Dane Cook! Truly humorous individuals do not sit around recording themselves thinking how everyone else is going to find the so freaking hysterical.

[ardentoctopus]

Gee... I thought youtube was for the average person to try new things and get involved in the world of content delivery. I think you were a bit harsh but at least you are standing by your beliefs by not making a video.

[TRUEBLUE68]

what do u mean by damn you dane cook

[danadotcom]

Dane simply is not funny...that's what I mean. I've seen his stand up and it's 100% pointless. He has the posturings of a comedian, but none of the wit. He's tantamount to the guy who talks above everyone else just so they'll hear how funny he thinks he is.

[Aviask]

xD This is sheer damn brilliance.

[danielrocks94]

awesome video funny

[samwise04]

Lol good job. Go the scots :)

[clusterlizard1]

that was good

[CubicXL]

waste of 2 minutes

[ATMRlz]

LMFAO. That was hilarious dude.

[SousukePanic]

hey if shes hot i dont care what eyes she has :P

awesome video btw

[t3hn00berer]

It's called SCOTTISH, you know, like Shreck. lol

Scottish Pride!!

[KB24rules]

yah he does sound like shrek hehe

[afroman1289]

hilarious man

[cgurnea]

Lmao. I love how you say 'teletubbie.'

[hollywoodworthy]

He sounds like Shrek. lol

[factasamatterofrap]

everyones a hater...chill out it was a good video.

[xxaepxx]

Did the Tivo record any episodes of Mind Of Mencia? If so, then the Tivo might be correct about your gayness. If it's been recording that fake mexican's "comedy" show, then it knows you're unfunny and assumes you would like to watch unfunny programming.

[xXstrife666Xx]

He's not Mexican, he's Guatemalan.

[xxaepxx]

I know. I said fake mexican.

[tess091]

dude you are totally the funniest person ever =]

[spitter01]

''fuzzypickles08 (12 minutes ago)

Are you supposed to sound Irish? That's the fakest damn accent I've ever heard man.''

He's scottish, you obviously have no clue what you're talking about,

[fuzzypickles08]

Are you supposed to sound Irish? That's the fakest damn accent I've ever heard man.