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  • Israel news

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  • No wonder the US is the most hated country in the western world when you post shit like this. But fuck it , whers my Soldier slicer. I fancys to behead me a Merrycan Marine. Yalla , Yalla , blah , blah , blah!

  • I love this tune its very catchy. Well done. Great job. bravo x

  • and by the way dumbass their is no psycholigy behind the video they do much worse shit not on the camera regardless. so laghing and making fun doesn't do shit . it doesn't matter if they make the video or not they are still doing it . and the long paragraph's to make it seem like your smart is bullshit . granted thier are a few rite things in ntheir but it's all mostly bullshit . go fuck yourself you cunt !

  • if i could i would beat the shit out of you and the people in this video . thier are lines . and as you can see no one really finds it funny . this doesn't brake the ice or anything your a dumbass . and don't comment back i coudn't give a flying fuck what you think i'll erase it without reading it.

  • this is sicker than the real beheadings JESUS CHRIST what is wrong with people

  • @MyWerewulf

    JESUS CHRIST what is wrong with people who have no sense of humor?

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • I am trying to find the original video, Can someone PM with it?

  • lol

  • funny funny lol

  • I lol'ed so hard

  • This is fucking hilarious. Lol

  • @stefipopescu2004

    That kind of reaction is why we confuse islam with terrorism you fool.

  • fuck those guys

  • NICE SONG ! LOVE THE LYRICS !

  • @wobetu who said it wasnt serious?? but still its fuking funny shit funny

  • @9292Percival He wasn't beaten to death lol. Thats american propaganda. Pretty much the cause of the worlds problems since 1944

  • Here is something about carrots being bad for your eyes

  • fuck you shit? Come on cave man you can do better, poop pussy ejaculation cunt dickhead oh come on and be serious, cause it is.. the flu is deadly and serious like cancer and suffocating by your ex wife

  • Hee, hee, good stuff.

  • I enjoyed it. 5/5 The laugh was outstanding.

  • nice

  • Are you suprised that a staggering 44 million Americans are functionally illiterate...???????

    Lost in evolution? or is it

    Never made it through evolution?

  • catchy!

  • i like this so much!!!!!! hahahhaha very funny

  • HA HA HA!!!!!!! TWO THUMBS UP

  • Goddam this was funny.

    Whoever made this thing should have his own show on TV or something.

    This is far too good for just being on youtube.

  • One guy gets beheaded and you bitch about the one guy. People have got their heads and dicks chopped of for thousands of years.

  • roflmfao

  • Wait, is this a REAL beheading video just edited?

  • ALLAH FAG' BAR ULLAH

    Sodomize me in the pisslamic manner,

    I'm ANALbanian.

  • this was so funny great job

  • and an Indian or Pakistani voice.

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA some of them are wearing dresses ha ha ha ha

  • mahinshaallahrubellilakaljarar­dine

  • Really Funny!

  • lmfao....

  • MUY BUENO

  • have we ever taken guys that wear skirts seriously?

  • tragically funny. nice try.

  • alll american kaafirs are big bitch

    and go to hell except muslims

    you pig american kaafirs

  • Why do you call yourself "sunny"......you're not very bright !

  • Ummm... YAY.... Long live kaafirs.... thank God we are not muslims...

  • wtf is a kaafir?? stupid muslims cant speak english... lolololol obviously they cant but they are still stupid

  • interesting point raised ! those who cannot speak english are a kind of stupid? i would call those stupid who think others stupid. no offence

  • sorry for making it seem offensive to other countries, what i was trying to do is just aim that offence at terroristic/extremist groups. im not saying all muslims are terrorists but some are.

  • i had bacon for breakfast and had beer for dinner . it was so fun..how was you're bowl of feces

  • stop weazing the juice fag

  • The guy singing the song sounds like the India dothead what runs the 7-11 down the street - "Have a A Slurpie!" ROTFLMAO!

  • Islam speak for itself! Look at the fact that more Islamic men are homosexuals than any other group in the world, from North Africa to Singapore, they love to take it in the *ss, look at the way they pray, only men in mosques bowing down before the stinky *ss in front of them. Ever been in a mideastern mosque, they all smell like dirty *asses! face it Islam speaks for itself, no one shows their *sses more than Muslims. Honor Killings, Beheadings, Rapes, Mass graves, just a few examples!

  • War on Iraq has upto two million victims, it is the circumstances that make a human ruthless to other. Those women, men and children burnt by indiscriminate bombardment and hit by firing, all in vain. Never blame Islam for all that. Those who do such things are enraged relatives of the victims. These people are even increasing with increase in foreign troops in Afghanistan. How come there was no Al-Qaida before 9/11, all lie, all political games making people suffer.

  • Are you guys really this skull-fucked? I just watched a video of a Russian neonazi decapitating a young muslim migrant laborer in Russia...not a SINGLE comment about the "evil" and "satanist" Christianity that caused and inspired this act. Why is it that every time some depraved psychos commit a gruesome act, and are muslim, the entire religion of 2+ BILLION people is at fault? Do you sheep-fucked morons every think any of this through?..or look to the regional/ethnic/geopolitcal underpinnings?

  • zemels

  • Fuck moham[mad] fuck allah

  • you can heav it that the islam is real you stupid boy if i see you i give you one ride two hel with your plastic dol face

  • holy shit

  • stfu n00b

  • hey fag this guy is right. Don't be putting shit up like this you illiterate fuckers!

  • Hey this was a real beheading, and its just not funny is it. Go and get a fucking life you piece of shit.

  • yawnn

  • Inshallah u will go to hell

    Hell is A type of fire which is 70 percent more dangerous in front of Worlds fire

    Can u live only 10 minutes in the fire of this world

    think how will u live in hell after u r death

    did u say that you will never die?

    so what u think

    If u dont want to accept the religion Islam so dont

    but dont says bad things about Islam

    Its my strickt order and if u dont follows my instructions then you will be suspended from you tube

  • "Don't say bad things about Islam" No, we don't have to. Islam is bad whether we say bad things or not. In fact it is evil.

  • hooo fuck tats funny as hell!

  • hahahahahhaaaaaa

  • haha true that man.

  • yeah ibet your mother sucked his balls after he was hung too

  • fuck you, you twat, satan is the true ruler, all other gods are fake and scum, sepecialy the muslims

  • your a fool

  • stop smoking on the crack u excuse dooch bag u dump twat tit

  • moroccain4life wat the fuck even if it was planned by bush they still cut a mans head off

    RIP Nick berg

  • It's not a fucking laughing matter.

    This man was screaming for mercy as they gave him none and butchered him.

    I don't care if some bastards laugh at the french revolution, let the people of the future laugh at this, but this is going on right now.

    I pray that this man's family never see this sick and twisted piece of shit.

  • u muslims are fucked up, i hav no idea why u guys do that sort of shit, it fuckin pisses me off..

  • shania1101 ur fucken stupid.

  • insane genocidal and tyranical don't confuse balls with stupidity

  • Do Arabs have a sense of humor/ 10% do indeed.

  • halarious

  • hmm should have made one with the Americans killing your people that is even more funny.. nothing like seeing a dirty Iraqi running scared with one of there children in there arms!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck you endia stupid

  • did you ever hear that the war is a war for "blood for oil" (60,000 Iraqis died so far dumb@sses)

  • Dont you guys go loosing your heads over this comical version af a beheading.

  • I agree with all you guys urging others not to seek the actual videos. I stupidly watched one of them 3 years ago while a gang of us were drunk, and it instantly sobered me straight up. For WEEKS i cdnt blink or shut my eyes without seeing and hearing the utterly horrifying screams and gushing of blood. I cdnt sleep right for so long after it and i still get queasy when i see someone on their knees in an orange jumpsuit. gejunot below is spot-on with his comments, take note all. Peace to ya

  • That was aired on the news a while back, they threw him to the ground, blindfolded, and sawed his head off, I didn't see it but my mom said it was gruesome.

  • Right on!

    Love it, Fuck all the haters... go aquire a sense of humour.

  • This video is so cool. At first you think it is a real sandnigger video with a funny song to go with it. And then you realize wow what such good actors! Lol.

  • indian accent? hahaahaaa

  • what ?????????????

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    ┃ ━━━━━ ┃ ┏┳┫┣┳┓ this if this

    ┗━━┳━┳━━┛ ┃ ┃ asshole wasted

    ━━━┃ ┃━━━ ┗━┳┳━┛ your time,. enjoy yours you son of bitch

  • I surely agree that you sick people are provoking those insane muslim countries and rebels to continue the insanity way of killing other people without any good reason. We should do something to alarm those people to stop and not to make some funny senseless video like this,piece of shit..

  • What do you think?leave them alone they will go away?They are spreading like cancer.we need to make fun of them and kill them or your grand children will have to do it or be wearing a towel on there head. funny but scary true. 4 stars.

  • well if you turn on the news every once in a wile you'll know why they do it.

    and if any of you guys were smart enough you'd you know the people who commit these things aren't exactly loved by other Muslims.

    o and those beheadings were in Iraq and we all know what was happening there.

    when you see what is happening in Gaza right now, and how the US is applauding them and not doing anything to stop them. you'd think they'd love you for that !!!

  • What part of spreading like cancer did you not see on my comment.the jews are cleaning up and the new presadent elect hasent said shit about it.Cool!When they go out saying islam is the only way that ofends me and makes me angry then i will comment on videos and vote into office the guy that i think will bomb them the most.Mccain would have tried to break the W's record in killing them but the new monkey will see or speak no evil. LOL

  • who ever made this video is a sick bastard those people died in a horrible way and you should feel sorry for them this isnt a game and it shouldn't be treated that way. this was for real,i know for sure if u died like that you wouldn't want people to make a video about how funny something like that could be. you people make me sick

  • Would this not be a sign that these boys need a physiologist?

  • you guys are pedophile who like little girls to come over your house

  • WTH Of course there is humour in this, ArmedSecuity maybe you have no taste

  • Only you think it is funny and tasteful.Joking about beheading there is not humor in anyway shape of forum. We are in a middle of a war and people are truly being beheaded. Instead of supporting your troops, you making fun of the way many die. And that is what is do disturbing about this sick video. Do I have taste? I have taste enough not to find the cruel way to die funny, if that is not having taste,then I rather not have any if i have to dishonor the men that have lost their lives for us all

  • what the fuck!

  • chinguen a su puta madre con este video jijos de su putisima madre perros

  • HAHAHAHAHA XD

  • thats fucked up.

  • lol... dark humour

  • so funny

  • noobs:P HAHAHAH

  • i dont know why everybody said this sucked?......i def saw the humor in it......was brilliant.....lol.....for reAl....

  • u sucks!

  • Youd think comedy would make it better, but its simply escapism that enhances the problem. my brothers and i had to worry about capturing/beheading every day. what you laugh at on you tv will be REAL funny when it starts happening on your street. (which it wont, because the US military keeps it so)

  • Go cut your dicks!!

  • I was pretty pissed at first until I read the description. I see your logic and I won't argue with it, (even though I'm not particularly fond of the video.) I can see how it would offend many... or every American on the planet.

  • fuck u all and stop ur fuckin stupid mouth..

  • LOL

  • yup :)

  • lets go and bomb iran. kill em all and let allah sort em out.

  • Why the fuck would you want to bomb Iran? Iranians are nothing like Iraqis or Saudi Arabians, most young Iranians don't give a shit about Islam. It's the Iranian government that is the problem, not the Iranian people, and they're also a very very powerful opponent so if you fuck with Iran you can expect a response 300x more severe than in Iraq or Afghanistan.

  • Hey kid....defend Iran as you want, but don't say shit about Saudis or Iraqis as they are as innocent as anybody else....Iraqis were not involved in 911 and the Saudis who were involved were students of Bin Laden's school of terror....stereotyping is the biggest sign of ignorance....

  • don't worry people this days are dum and by 2012 retard rate would go 35% more..

  • Morons. Playground mentality.....

  • jajajajajajajajaja

  • dumb terrorists u'll never win

  • then im glade bombing fuck out ya is funny

  • Airsoft add

  • lmao nice vid

  • lmao lmao

    nice vid idk why theis ppl are saying this isnt funny when it is hahah nice one and Re3ferQueen420 it is a big joke armerican troops over there r lazy fuck armerican troop!! woo!!! the u.s.a. are the real terrorist

  • I'm glad, killing armerican Troops is a big joke.

  • thats the best lolol hey if you jump in a pool full of starving sharks coverd in steak you get what you get.....

  • YOU watch footage of Bertoldt Brecht being questioned by Senator McCarthy and see if you can figure out what THAT has to to with THIS.

    Hint: Brecht wrote Mack the Knife. If you look up the lyrics, you might experience something like dawn creeping into your brain. It's learning, not skull thinning, so don't be alarmed.

  • Nicely done, boys. You might need to post the lyrics of the original to help people along. Brecht was one of my favourite writers and I still like to read about how he handled himself through the senate hearings.

  • it kinda isnt cozz if u see even in the video blood sprays wen u behead a living being or animal n he didn't so hence he was already dead

    btw they shouldn't be there in others land for the wrong reasons

  • this aint funny what happen to those poor victims that were beheaded by muslims is real and an outcry why dont you make a video making fun of the people who thru themself out of the twin towers to escape the fire next with your sick sense of humor

  • this was a great idea, the best way to get a message across to these nut jobs is through humour.

    could have been done better though

  • awsome

  • If you don't get it, look at Wikapedia's entry for Mack the Knife.

    If you are in school and don't get it, ask your literature or drama teacher why you have not studied anything by Bertoldt Brecht.

  • Great song :D

  • This Sounds similar to the Mack Tonight song the terrorist version

  • 1:53 - 2:10, great dancing and sword work!

  • Lol, keep up the good work!

  • Quite funny, until you compare this to the real beheadings of Islamic Terrorists..

    BAN Islam!

  • hey, totallybarefoot...not too many women I know would let some sleazy,dirty, second citizen,

    rug knelling fool anywhere near their precious

    punanni...

    so I don`t understand your foolish statement...then again, I assume you worship that phony, baby killing faggot god of yours...stupid muslim, you`ve already lost this contest.

  • I've always thought, if you have to explain a joke, then your audience is stupid, drunk, or humorless.

  • To Nick Berg's family: this video is NOT a parody of Nick's death, but a political statement about the true nature of the CIA created propaganda spun modern anti-hero, the Muslim Terrorist.

    As Brecht wrote in the original lyrics: And some are in the darkness

     And the others in the light But you only see those in the light Those in the darkness you don't see But you only see those in the light Those in the darkness you don't see

  • Refrain  And some are in the darkness And the others in the light But you only see those in the light Those in the darkness you don't see But you only see those in the light Those in the darkness you don't see

  • Are they making fun of killing a man, or making fun of the popular image of the terrorist. I mean, "Mack the Knife"? That was Bertoldt Brecht's work, wasn't it? Humor is an appropriate device for talking about political buffoonery, like the CIA pretending to be Arab Terrorists, to scare us all. I thought the video was saying the whole terror scare is a choreographed song and dance routine. Like Richard Gere as the tapdancing lawyer in Chicago. Beheading was not the subject of humor. ???

  • You are right. Being beheaded is NOT funny. But no one was beheaded in this video. Two guys did a costume change, and one danced around a bit. The lyrics, the delivery, and the dance were pretty funny.

  • I had seen a REAL beheading on YouTube last year,but it turns out that they had to take off the video because of the graphics,and all the comments that were left out for the vid.(It was very shocking seeing it happen...i have never heard such a sqweil in my life..it sounded just like if you were in a Pig slaughter house! But the only thing is,its a human.)

  • youze lot really need to get a job, cos none of you really stick to comedy! plus your all cunts!!

  • come say it in my face and be grateful if you live tomorrow !!

  • think your a man talking behind your screen ifyour a man come say it in my face

  • hey guy´s you´re really creazy *gg*

  • we on ten Wednesday cule your son of a bitch you fuck up the death vive l'Islam

  • THIS IS QUIET FUNNY

  • This is sick and sad that people would resort to beheading people..

  • this isn't funny at all, why do asian/middle eastern people find killing funny?

  • well im middle eastern(palestinian) and muslim and if i had encountered a spy for isreal i would sloughter his throught. FOR REAL !!

  • cool , but that wasn't what I asked..

  • lol first off you cant spell for shit, and second how do we know you're really a sandnigger

  • well im not a sandnigger and if anyone abuses my religion or country he aint gonna like the outcome

    TRUST ME !!!

  • as long as u aren't a terroist, you're cool.

    Btw Atom bombs will always beat any amount of AK-47's yall got

  • we don't got sophisticated weapons like yours but our determination and will beats millions of atom bombs and soon you will all see how America is going to leave Iraq and we will be victorious eventually !!

  • lol hey i want them outta iraq, i dont even care if yall blow each other up, maybe the last two muslims will blow each other up and we'll finally have peace in the world.

  • Go Iran! Keep developing, and join the Nuclear Club! We will have a week long party for you when you achieve "balance of power. Mwah! We love you!

  • We have 1-5000lb JDAM bombs for people like you.

  • it's always easy to kidnap people, or fly airplanes into buildings, but i bet you wouldn't go up to the mafia and tell them anything disrespectful

  • dude i don't fear anyone except Allah !!