Twitter Outage

[wjameswright]

Caused by the massive exodus to Google+

[madonakuse]

Nice asian women #lushfmlk.info#

[EDUARAZOR]

Que coisa mais sem grasa!!

[PrinceJuniper]

You guys have this all wrong. The stream is going in the other direction. The guy in blues position is in exclamation of the great release of his seed. The fact that the woman on the table is pouring the drink in his mouth was merely coincidence. She had been dumping liquor all over the place that night.

[flabbyballsack]

nalts, you seem like a nice guy, but you are too family friendly. i bet your core audience is 12 year old girls and 70 year old grandmas who just learned how to use the internet.

-schploll the troll

[skaterspwn]

i am dying to go sit on a social network

[Holyshootbatman]

That's a lot of messages there. Haha.

[CaliforniaCollies]

What's twitter?

[TheWTFsauce]

im copeing fairly well

[xneondiamond]

fuck twitter and nalts.

[darkshynez]

Scissors in the nose? Ouch!!

[JackTvOnline]

I didn't enjoy it that much.preety much a waste of time....thanks nalts

[SecularAstronomer]

Kind of like the time wasted by everyone that reads your comment, huh, JackTvOnline?

Let me guess; he's culpable, but your not?

And isn't your comment a further waste of your own time?

[JackTvOnline]

well then if it was a waste of time then why did you waste your time by reading it, wich took 10 seconds and then replying wich took like a minute.

Your just wasting your time, and if your gunna complain about wasting time: dont reply, ok>.I GOT TIME BITCH!!

[SecularAstronomer]

"[Well] then if it was a waste of time then why did you waste your time by reading it, [which] took 10 seconds..."

Think, JackTvOnline; the only way to determine the quality of a message so short is to read it. How else do you propose this be accomplished?

[SecularAstronomer]

"...and then replying [which] took like a minute. Your [sic] just wasting your time..."

No, the determination of what constitutes a waste of time is largely subjective, and I don't consider exposing mindless reflexive statements, like yours, to be a waste of time.

[SecularAstronomer]

"...and if your gunna [sic] complain about wasting time: dont [sic] reply, ok>.I GOT TIME BITCH!!"

Don't back peddle, now, JackTvOnline. You already tipped your hand to your subjective perception of what constitutes a waste of time, in regards to this video, as well as your opinion on the culpability of those that induce such a perception in others. I, on the other hand, had not tipped mine (although now I have; and it's incompatible with your criticism).

[SecularAstronomer]

Also, my point seems to have escaped you; you were criticizing Nalts for displaying content that you perceived as wasteful, yet you did the same thing, yourself, in a way that is likely far more universally perceived as such. Are you going to concede hypocrisy, or pretend you can't read what I type?

[JackTvOnline]

oh no..are you the grammer police.Man, i can shorten the message if i wanted to, don't judge me for writing a sentence to long.

[SecularAstronomer]

"[Oh] no..are [sic] you the [grammar] police. [sic]"

No; I just prefer to quote people correctly.

"...don't judge me for writing a sentence to long."

I never did.

[JackTvOnline]

oh.ok,well i'm 12 and i bet your like 27?

and i didn't understand the sentence you gave me, but thanks for clarifying .

Mabey you should be a teacher or something like instead of wasting your time on the computer and "quoting people correctly" and do something elese

please?

[stuntin707]

fuck twitter its just another useless thing on the internet for kids/adults to wast there life's on. go buy a bike or something git out the house and quit worrying about internet updates for christ sake think about what you were doing 15 years ago instead of sitting on the comp try that agin fuck

[sukinini614]

lol

[xxzodiacxx01]

@stuntin707 well i read...

[Choloz22]

@stuntin707 ur sooooooooooooooooooo right

[Gvantza]

I get annoyed when twitter goes down xD I.. must... tweet.. *twichy eye*.... xD Funny video :D

[BlamblamWAM]

That;s what I do.

I sit at the computer, refreshing the page.

[Aprilmelanie123]

This Video doesnt work for me. i cant veiw it -_-

[Crossbowshootr]

Nice moustache :)

[blackdragon71611]

wow

[spamala3]

I thought those scissors were glowsticks at first

[AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAlan]

haha me too

[bunni3954]

Thirty five thousand emails????????

[DJPhiUp]

write the book

[BeauregardPictures]

35K+ emails in your inbox. Whoa!

[izzardfan]

This video doesn't work for me, I can't view it. WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH :'(

[Deanyd]

Too many tweets? What crap is this! The birds are lifting a freakin' whale!

[ninjaducky92]

haha I know!!

[awethum]

Write the book!

[renatadevin]

NO TWItTER?

[MarksMenShipTV]

be careful with siscors! O.O

[ltuomela]

you just plain have way to much time on your hands..take a walk er something..just get out..lol

[Sippyzebra]

Having never "twittered" I didn't realize it could reach this point. :-)

Too funny, Nalts! Now get back to that book! ;-)

[icanhasheadache]

unsubscribing, couldn't care less about your first world problems

[RelmzRanger]

And im sure nobody cares about you unsubbing, so unsub silently :)

[arby3333]

SEE YA BYEEEEEEE

[BlamblamWAM]

And we couldn't care less about you unsubscribing.

[SecularAstronomer]

You tell him, icanhasheadache! That will make him change his content more to your likening!

...now that you're unsubscribed.

You didn't think this through, did you?

[crshero05]

lmao icanHASaheadache now

[onlyoneannabanana]

hey dont worry about the book too much but just keep yourself extra aware for any inspiration for it and then when you have some, write all day until its done.

[xcoolymanx]

WTF?

[hentaikiller]

dude nalts go somewhere to get your creative juices flowing

[AlbertRavn]

The book! Write it!

[GeorgeSoucy]

ok how is this funny in anyway

[yujonez74]

lol

[deathrockmom]

I cant believe you put scissors up your nose. you are crazy hehe

[strpowner941]

lmao hilarious

[BizarreBaby]

Write the book Nalts!

[CJ4m]

this video belongs on fail blog.

[jburt1992]

Lets see you make a vid and get 15000 hits in 2 days...

[freshfishbowl]

WRITE NALTS...WRITE

[JVEproductions88]

nice thumbnail. Write the book!!!!

[InsideCenterDani]

Hey Nalts have you ever tried checking your inbox on gmail? How many messages do you have if you have that many unread? Wow. That is crazy!

[missusdumbell]

Omy ! Is that a scissors i see you putting into your nostrils ?

[cindyreddeer]

Add my 2 cents....write the book Nalts...you're running out of time!

[alliwearispink]

dude check your emails xD

[MilkMan2828]

Just wait until they get hacked by the Iranian Cyber Army again...

They will put us on the embargo list!

[GHOSTnst]

you spelled okeydokey wrong!

[DarkMoon191]

Facebook is better... i think XD

[ashleycole12345]

YEAH MON!

[MuggleSam]

Twitter was down? I missed it LOL

[HoldMyArrowsPlease]

WRITE THE GOD DAMN BOOK!

:)

[mydeardiaries]

he is kind of c****ish

[Phaustin]

WRITE YOUR BOOK!!!!

[JnAStudios]

write the book!

[videopostage]

write the book.

[sweetXcharades]

write the book nalts!!!

and i just hopped onto twitter... that place is... scary o.0

[sirnicholson]

come to my channel and say twitter.i will smack you so hard right now

[UncheckedIrony]

write the boook

[XxXRanmagalXxX]

I did that before o_e

[mcgyvr2009i]

Kids don't try sicking sissors up your nose at home. (Do not try this at home)

Sorry nalts. There was no warning so I put one there myself. For the wellfare of all childeren watching this. Ta! Ta!

[lovescrayons101]

HAHA!

[icklehammy]

So many emails...not enough kids to answer them all :D

I like to paste the twitter over capacity picture into paint and add funny comments that enough bird is saying. Like, have you ever noticed that they are all flying in different directions...no wonder it gets to much hard work for them.

[TheLittleShits]

35k unread emails....wdf.

[leesa2466]

LMAO! I just realized how many unread emails he had when you mentioned this... how ridiculous hahaha Better get on that nalts!

[TheLittleShits]

facebook has so many more users, but they can take it.

[janciepants]

OMG, do not close the scissors!!!! :) haha

[suzieq0008]

Like that advice!

[Amberwrista]

Write the book Nalts!

[luke1000123]

35261, wow so many emails

[Aarongrubbworm]

at least you're not running with scissors...in your NOSE!

does this video have a warning on it?

[cierrablue]

Nalts, Nalts, he summersaults... he's a funny guy. His name is Nalts! Yeah.

[princessofdarkness33]

WRITE THE BOOK, MAN!!!

[JoshDaGoodfella]

Google Chrome is the browser to you.

You need to get on their good side for when Google takes over the world.

[cocoman2121]

so true!!!

[BenBenBen46]

WRITE THE BOOK

[KHMadMan]

yeh that annoys me with twitter. you allways get that stupid whale when you dont want it

[britethorn]

Dads are never allowed to get bored. There's always something that needs doing.

[JSDominos]

like boring the children!

[rangeless]

lame boring ppl who hate good humour, unsub now!

[vjm1234]

follow me already! SmileyD

[windson7]

-_- this is a piece of shit video... IM SUBSCRIBING :)

[cierrablue]

@windson7 really? that's your contribution? your big threat?? I'm sure he'll lose lots of sleep over that one.

[livelifetalking]

yah im unsubscribing...

[BradySD1]

lols random

[IamLouder]

"write the book!"

[loman157]

nalts your getting really gay im unsubbing

[truegirl2anna]

lol

[AnneMarie96]

okeedokee

[killer2611]

DO IT!

[drunkanese]

your videos seem to get more an more lame.... why? i used to love you.

[MGB1000]

I cant believe you have the gall to even ask him that. Completely rude and inappropriate. This is the kind of language we would expect from a 6 year old.

[sofnsable]

I think theyre cool, maybe you should unsubscribe then? :)

[sLeighTkiLLa]

okay.

[pcgamerguy1234]

yer that happened to me yesterday

[evilek]

35261 unread mails... okeedokeee :P

[lukefishproductions]

lol great video :)

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

Go out and find somebody to kick you ass.......you know you deserve it.

[Tummyboxx]

u better have done it

[krazykizza]

crap how many emails?

[BlackCatOrange]

Nalts get those scissors out of your noes and go write the book!

You can do it!

[Gorvena]

This was sweet! Hows that book coming along??

[xxichilouchlyashaxx]

:((

[Neji1718]

Yayy for twitter not working.

[DaKrazyJokesta]

Make a gigantic paper airplane..

[Kimmiko]

stumbleupon is your friend :)

[donignacio2000]

I know what you could do.

YOU COULD WRITE THAT BOOK, YOU NOSE PICKING PROCRASTINATOR!!!!!!!!!

[steffiphill]

Hey Nalts,

Did you almost go into a catatonic state? My niece almost did!

[BuffaloWarrior7]

Write the book

[NutCheese]

Got to a yoga class

[brooksmc]

y u little...write the book!!!

[whitesoxfanatic]

Write your book

[kelleyfunnylady]

nice job!

[HeyItsSteve93]

Okeedokee.

[utpa08]

35261 INbox emails!!!!!!! what the hell!!

[UGKisback]

probably all from "youtube service" i only have 2,000subs and i get a couple hundred emails a day

[swstiglich]

WRITE THE F#$KIN BOOK NALTS. (not really being mean but you told us to tell u)

[ace77man]

I feel the same way when that happens :)

Peace, ace77man

[Woolfy]

write your book nalts.

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

what would your wife have said if you slipped and fell over when you were playing with those scissors and they banged on the side of your desk or floor, depending on where you landed, and snapped shut!?

[winstonlocke]

Okay, we know you made this solely to show off the 35k emails you have :P

[WorldofGN]

you can go through your email or you can pay me to do it...I work for twizzlers though...they must be at room temperature though

[czANTONIOcz]

you mean like my room tempeture, which is ummm... COLD AS HELL!

[seblue9999]

Holy shit, 35261 messages in your inbox ?!?

and twitter was out? i wouldnt know because i quit twitter... thats right im a qwitter deal with it... im a QWITTER

[maregee]

@seblue9999 *LOL* sorry...cracked me up, you qwitter! : )

[BajaBeans]

Of the last four Nalts vids..This was the first youtube allowed me to watch in its entirety..

.. For some reason it only happens to me with vids posted on this channel =\

Btdub, Write Your Book.

[6663000]

Holy shit, 35261 messages in your inbox ?!?

No wonder you never got my nudes...

[bobebobebob]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!

[boobtubious]

Twitter was out? I wouldn't know.. I quit twitter, yes I am a qwitter.

[yayitsezekiel]

lol thats clever

[hxcmthrfcka]

wooow! rofl are you proud of that one? ;]

[HannahRenee23]

GO WRITE YOUR BOOK

[Marcusthegladiator]

I Love Youtube.

[MrQ1989]

happy new year nalts.

[guitarheroghost]

i thogh itt said twitt outrage lol that would be sick titleer

[toddissofullysick]

GET TO THE BOOK

[crimsong19]

Christ, Kevin! Write that book! Write that damn book!

[HyperPyroNinja]

Jesus christ, answer some of those emails.

[TheVideowave]

lol

[colinchloe2229]

The fail whale is soooo mean. It tells me to get a life, and what if I don't want one? Huh?

Nice quickie, Nalts.

[MissyDra]

Gee, I'm glad I was napping on the couch when Twitter was acting up. I get all sorts of crazy when I can't get my tweet on.

[thejakemalloy]

What ever happened to all your prank videos that we're really given time and effort? I miss them, now it seems all you have is car blogs and random chatting. I'm considering unsubscribing, I miss the old nalts!

[cheeseofnalts]

Write that book nalts!

[easrth]

WRITE UR BOOK

[HappyCabbie]

When Twitter is down, how do we let people know? Good question.

[JimmerSD]

Ahh I remember when you dissed the mighty Tweet saying "What is this thing Twitter?". Now you are a Tweetaholic!

[cexploitation]

have fun lol

[4tado]

chrome for mac sucks

[2012FutureMarine]

Macs suck overall.

[illectrikSkope]

apple products just suck period.

[tnoonan2013]

you suck i thumbs downed you with my apple laptop so suck on it

[illectrikSkope]

you also paid twice as much for that laptop than i did on my PC. And my PC will kick your laptops as in any area except size. Also you could get a Sony Viao for half the price of your shitbook and get a better computer.

[robinjam304]

Until you have used a MacBook for yourself your opinion is null and void ^_^

Apple make kickass computers, end of story.

[illectrikSkope]

hey dumbass, guess what i have. they had them at my high school

[moodysoup]

@robinjam304

I know, I want one sooo bad! But I'd better save for college instead.

Damn priorities...

=D

[tnoonan2013]

notice no one who likes macs better responded to your comments.... because they are having 100000 more times with there mac then you can have with your pc so :-p

[MoagonyJunior]

Well.... you could spend the next six months catching up on that gmail account OR you could write the book.

[dymonddozen]

ur inbox is full

[gavmcguinness8024]

:( video wont work! I HATE YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW