Cooties

[MattHatter]

This is totally hilarious, I've watched this dozens of times ever since it was uploaded back in '07 (good grief, has that much time passed). But that little blond boy makes me want to cry every time. Poor little guy is so pitiful.

[quicksilvr59]

Ewww girls have cooties! Lmao jk!

[prettygirl9874]

the girl in orange with the glasses was me :) the 'why didnt u tell me baby??' girl was me lol

[LUBANGSALOT]

Cooties: The kid verison of an STD..

[octaviocurti922]

This video went viral on Suriname

[SuperBwilde]

0:31 COOTIES!!!

[ghostbustersrule1]

super funny those kids are going 2 be gr8 actors

[PopperGoesPOP]

"why didn't you tell me babe?" LMAO

[Alexis12456]

LOL

[lilOCgurl]

Too freaking hilarious

[JackJacklover33]

We watched this in Washington DC at the FAAN teen summit! Kenton made us do the cootie shot <3

[dangriffiths8]

LOL

[Delishadc1]

wtfruitbox... dis dnt make no since !!! just wrong, knowning dey dnt got no cooties...just stupid...

[shakeitlaylu999]

thiiss iss stupid makyn kids believe that cooties r real!

[motormaxis206]

@shakeitlaylu999 but they are. it is even heard that if teenagers get cooties it is more dangerous.

[shakeitlaylu999]

@motormaxis206 i stand with ma thosts n u wount change it! cooties r nt real its a made up sickness that kidz made up thats all

[1000Mosd]

wtf

[pinkluva4]

0:14 best part ever! :)

[cherrytrixie101]

I made a BIG mistake!!!!

[thisismeww]

This is so stupid !

[1Rosezy]

Lmao damn that was funny

[logical74]

GI JOE!!!!!!!!.........LMAO

[xxxCrazyBannanaZxxx]

My teacher showed my the whole class this today and I just had to watch this again!

[homemanager12]

Actually, I wish people would think of the old definition for cooties ... LICE ... when they see this vid. Lice is rampant around our area this year, and most kids are getting them at school. Parents need to take cooties seriously so other kids won't get infected.

[sethrice34]

Why are most of these kids black??....

[tobiosnmakky]

@sethrice34 why not

[princessOfblah]

Those kids were amazing. They totally nailed it.

[prettygirl9874]

the one in orange is me when i was younger :)



[DeathMetalStien]

tht blonde kid is the greatest lil kid ive ever known tht makes shit seriously

[Waluigi1222]

I didn't believe in cooties. That's how I got a date with a girl in 1st grade.

[Waluigi1222]

Replace every time they say cooties with aids. : |

[TranceCoreAddict]

I am to high to realize if this video is for good or not . :|

[rassemops]

what are cooties= iam from germany

[lum2ina]

@rassemops its a superstitious disease that only kids belief when they interact with the opposite sex. XD It's like telling them they're monsters under the bed...kids stuff (miss those days)

[QuidnunQ]

@rassemops Lice... this video is really over-dramatic -.-'

[xxSanadaxx]

@QuidnunQ

Cooties aren't lice. It's just something girls have if you're a boy, and something boys have if you're a girl, as children. It's an imaginary affliction.

When you get older, it quickly becomes STDs.

[VoteOrDie90]

A really poor world....

female 13-17 year

femal 18-24 year

MALE 45-54 year

[kittiesareawesum]

its soooo cute!!!

[mysonisamodel]

my son is the long curly hair kid. I love this video :-)

[migduh]

Garageband pianos!

[songbird3rmj]

477 people didn't get inoculated....

[elissashields87]

"All I did was trade lunchables."

[sambear0]

Absolutely brilliant!!

[LancerChuck13]

Remember the days when you could just eat Lunchables without fear of catching the cooties???

[altgeldrarities]

These kids are way too young to be wasting time on Youtube, they should be at the Nike plant working a 12 hour shift.

[kittiesareawesum]

@altgeldrarities thts just bad tht wasnt funny tht was just dark.

[SpringNoel10]

Haha, aweh. They are all so cute!

[guineapigsrule3]

Dredlord67 u r rasest

[chaloste]

LMFAO

[Cheergirl0697]

whos the girl in the blue with black little wrap around with buttons? at 0:27 ? i think i know her!!!

[Alahandrino]

@Cheergirl0697 I have all of her contact information in this file right here.

[Cheergirl0697]

@Alahandrino what?

[Dreadlord67]

"I just wanted to play tag, I never thought I'd be it!"

COURSE YOU DIDN'T YOU'RE BLACK! you're the fastest kid out there.

[heathersings444]

@Dreadlord67

shut up racist freak!!

[gibberish126]

I just wanted to play tag! I never though I'D be IT!

[BunnyzAreHot]

0:30

DAMN GURL.

[SariyahYsrayl]

Lol!

[DonnAfuni]

"I wish somebody told me." AAHHH, CUTE!

[Babygurl20336]

lmao... this is so sad and funny

[domz510]

Lil black Girl, "i made a big mistake" aha only mistake you made was letting someone do that to your hair

[riptothekingofpopluv]

i've never gotten tired of watching this video every once in awhile for the past 4 years. :D so cute

[Lotus201877]

cooties are germs on an unclean toilet >.> My friends and I were annoyed about 'those' types of 'cooties'

BUT this vid. is sooooo cute

[NiqueBrazy]

iRemember when iCaught the cooties... the memory is too painful to speak of:'(

[robotL0VE]

Just wait. When they're older they'll be talking about aids.

[xRaineDropsx]

Aww (: this kids are adorable.

[feelovesmangos]

this is a joke right? ......right?

[Mauricejonesdrew3213]

Lebron traveled.

[martinrkyle]

Apparently 477 people do not have a sense of humor.

[LewisJabberwocky]

lol



[ProRevo89]

cicle circle dot dot...

cooties shot = boobies

cooties must mean a lack of boobies

We must correct this issue immediately!

[9tdicrazy]

i saw this on Cartoon nextwork! lol

[amy2000cat]

cooties arnt real!!!!!!!



[TheDBST]

circle circle dot dot only protects the hand area. After receiving this vaccination, a secondary on is required: "circle circle, square square, not I have it everywhere"

[nyqtpie1134]

i just wanted to play tag

i never thought I'D be it...

[YoUvEgOt2BKiDdInMeh]

square square knife knife, now I have it all my life!

[justinbieber4848]

xD wtf

[phoenix7289]

wtf no one ever taught me the circle circle dot dot! D:

[HunterGhostRider]

XD!!!! Wait can u really get cooties?

O.o??? Them poor kids!? Im scared of shots XD!!!

[ForeverUsLaughing]

circle circle dot dot now you got the cootie shot :)

[MIWforlife]

listen up parents speak to your children about cooties before cooties speaks to them.:D hahahaha DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MIWforlife]

AND THE NUMBERS ARE GROWING

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Poor children

[MIWforlife]

all i did was trade lunchables..

why didnt you tell me babie???

COOTIES!!!!

ohhh emmm geee i might have cooties and not know it.D:

GASSSPPPP!!!????.......

[SpecialMayonaise]

0:30 Win.

[deathguy167]

circle circle dot dot now you've got the cootie shot. :)

What about for aids?

[abethel2]

lol thats cute

[Toussanovo]

We were in love, so I didn't think about it.. (:

[isaysmileplease]

The little blonde boy should be a professional actor. He's got the sadness down...it's almost like he really has cooties...

[Jorrellds]

@isaysmileplease

Because he really does have cooties. FUCK. this is serious...

[tonytiger666]

@isaysmileplease "I wish somebody told me..."

[CrazyAly246]

@isaysmileplease Hes also really adorable :) children can be so cute

[Hobknocker30]

How can you not say aww at the "All I did was trade lunchables" kid? Adorable!! :)

[noonmonster]

COOTIES!

[mrsnickjonas12]

476 people have cooties.

[Sunshinex96]

LOL.

[TheBlackLoVeR3]

......you no uve grown up when u stop caling them cooties and start calling them herpes stay inocent forever kids!!!!

[terrydribble]

Hahaahahahha

[zombadude]

This. Sucks. Ass.

[123456sophie654321]

wat a fucking stupid video!

[zKyl3z]

I was diagnosed with cooties D: i was just playing doctor );

[teetee1324]

lol i love the the black couple....they're so cute

[rubberwoman1991]

cooties are fake

[SpyinGirly]

That little blonde kid was sooo cute! Lol and I love the girl, "you may have cooties, and not even know it!!!" they should actually run this on tv...

[boys836]

its just too cute

[windrider96]

XD but the poor little kid at the end.......he just seems like hes given up =(

[SuperChic499]

xD i love this video!

[ImUrFanGirl]

@TheCorruuptz it's a made up diesease that kids think the opposite gender has. It just encourages young kids to only play with people of their own gender lol.

[idratherbeanonymous]

Last 18 seconds with the blond kid just perfect lol. It seems so genuine like he really thinks he'd sick. He should take up drama class in JH and HS.

[Soccercrazyigboman]

"I just wanted to play tag, I never thought I'd be it" LOL

[amauridavie]

The little blonde kid totally sold it.

[Yyyyzyyy]

@amauridavie i know right

[luljackson]

All I did was trade lunchables

[antnymo]

lol this is some hilarious stuff lol

[ninjaostrichclub]

Cooties=Aids for Kids

[buntaskunta]

"why didn't you tell me baby"

[AnimalExpert1000]

Dont let her touch you she cooties... Oh wait thats gonnorhea.

[MOLYBDENUM23]

We dont have "cooties " in the UK, Pardon my ignorance but what the hell is it??

[dollydorkface]

@MOLYBDENUM23 when children are very young they think the opposite sex is infected. (this is obviously before they're attracted by the opposite sex). i don't know where it came from but when i was little i thought boys had the cooties. basically it's this made up disease/childhood insult before kids become attracted to the opposite sex. it's with the girls rule boys drool phase.

[Jbaseball4life25]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA



[spursfan112]

OMG, is this for real?

I shat myself

Wanna trade lunchables xD

[meganthemaniac66]

the narrator sounds like Demetri Martin.... anyone?

[wikitiki44]

numbers are growing, 1,2,3,4,5

[candykisse1994]

COOTiES!! LOL THAT GIRL IS TOO FUNNY!! LMAO!!

[Bubblesgirl2]

I am SO showing this to my 6 year old sister and telling her it's a real, serious, government made commerical xDD

[aajg15]

soon they will be making an AIDS infomercial

[KOOTIES510]

AHAHA OH WOW

[ShelbyJulia12]

The blonde kid made me wanna cry Dx

[comeback233]

lol so cutie:)

[WoldyBlueStone]

i made a BIIGG mistake LOLLLLLLLLLLL

BTW SOUNDS LIKE KIDS AIDS O.o

[benboy551]

Circle circle dot dot now you've got your cooties shot

[cooleo0]

0:31 xD

[xxLittleBubblesxx]

lmaoo why didnt you tell me baby? lol i remember whatching this in health class.(:

[brianaderry94]

THiS iS TOO CUTEE!! LOL!!

[123xxSceneKidxx123]

OMG...this is so sad BUT ITS SO FREAKIN FUNNY! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SableGhoste]

My friend and I showed this to her little sister and made her think this was a real thing. It was hilarious until she cried. Then we had to tell her the truth.

[cheer4me1000]

dude cooties  is the best frigin video

[Woozler22]

I showed my friend this video and he asked me what is cooties....

[brianaderry94]

@Woozler22 REALLY?!?!?

[NarutorRasengan]

No longer will i play touch football with women again. My eyes hav seen the light!

[dehdesh]

I don't have cooties, I has penis

[drunkencovers]

00:23 "AIDS"

[PiratesInAirballoons]

COOTIES! Hahaha

[TheJessiebbz]

i have cooties :'(

[brianaderry94]

@TheJessiebbz GET THE COOTiE SHOTT AND BE CURED!!

[Chryans]

"circle circle dot dot, now you got the cootie shot" HAHAHAHA

[DavekingOfDemons]

I remeber the whole Cootie fransisco when I was little, I was about 10 when I finally told everyone that it's not real, such a dramatic day

[anniebananie753]

Blondie with the blue shirt is a beast actor

[xxladorna]

.. all i did is trade lunchables

[laughinstarburst]

Wat r cooties?

[eddycarlos1213]

dam the little kid at 0:16 is a pretty good actor!

[muplayerx]

BOOBIES

[colestwiistedvids199]

all i did was trade lunchables cute



[TECHXAMV4U]

Lil black girl : COOTIES

[colestwiistedvids199]

i like the lunchable kid lolz

[ummali03]

"I just wanted to play tag, I never thought I would be it" LOLOLOL

[makeasillyfacex3]

COOTIES!

[KAZZunchained]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 0:30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lilmisscullen07]

We we're in love...so i didn't think about it. HILARIOUS ;D

[civicstyle101]

Soo cute and funnnnnnyyy -3 love ittt hahaha

[2easy47]

ONLY GIRLS HAVE COOTIES

[megafunish]

CUTE:•}

[lorider93]

bahaaha i didnt want him to think i didnt trust him

[brebo52]

:o 469 people didn't get their cooty shots!!!!!!!!!!!

[gmonay32]

All I did was trade lunchables.... What do I do now?

[gmonay32]

HILARIOUS!

[594JLP]

what are cooties some one please tell me

[594JLP]

what are cooties

[nyprincess8475]

hahaha...i love this :)

[CaptainCrunch4Me]

I don't get it

[xXxCookiesxXxily]

Awe the one wiff the blonde haair and blue shirt izz sooooo cute i just wanna eat him up!!! yumyum^_^

[themillionsofpeople1]

these kids are good actors... I see a future.

[corwin11412]

Its not a joke people! I got cooties when I was 6 years old and I'll suffer with it for the rest of my life! *Cries* :'(

[SapphireCarbuncle009]

468 people didn't get vaccinated.

[bucsgrl22]

the best part is..

"i wish someone wouldve told me.."