Muse - Matt Bellamy attempting to speak German

[MusicMadArtist]

of course he doesn't want a bloody paper star

[blackspider0]

Would anyone with a better German than me correct me? I think it would be "Das ist mein Küche" or "meine Küche"... not pretty sure if Küche is feminin or maskulin...

[MuseADDICTION13]

Holy crap!!! "zis iz my kitchen" epic :D

[jmserbia]

The moment she says "on the chest", he starts staring at HER chest :D

[MiracleMira]

He licked it then stuck it to his chest ...If that fell off him while he's walking the red carpet I'd pick it up and treasure it forever LOL is that creepy ... cause I'm fine with it being creepy XD

[zarzarmusexx]

interviewer: how do you say this is my kitchen in german?

matt:haha what? zees iz my keetchen ive got no idea ive got no idea

lol

[XBlackAngelTearsX]

I wish I was that star, cuddling up against his chest :3

[theunknown33]

Anyone else click on the 5:19 in the caption to see what would happen?

[zarzarmusexx]

zees iz my keecheen!!!!! i dont think he did german 4 a level

[SceneAnn]

hes got Polish accent ♥

[mcfly824]

EPIC FAIL!! :-)

[Foggy0810]

Matt's laugh is epic xD

[DawnCaroleAnnHale]

im doing my homework right now... weird...

[Bazzoro]

@DawnCaroleAnnHale

I'm trying to but Muse is so distracting.

[CyberWallX]

reporterin erwartet engländer deutsch zu sprechen und verteilt davidsterne

seltsame zeiten...

[InvaderMuse]

Made my day. "Zees is mah keeetchen!"

[892leslie]

well.......if i need help with my french and spanish i know who to ask :P

[SyedFahmi93]

omg he looks like mr.bean :D

[TheLucyBellamy]

HAHAHAHA!!! Actually so funny!!! 'zees is my kitchen?' :P

[sammelina12]

'zees is my kitchen' haha!

[audveltadmuna]

i would have guessed something like "das ist mein vierhus"

[AngusYoungGboy]

Reminds me of Uncle Albert:-

VOT EEZ YOR NEM?!

[999Muse]

thumbs up if your doing your homework

[DeadstarDreams]

OMG IM CRYING, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H, what a legend!!!

[xxsophietJJ]

haha awesome!

[museicfan756]

On the chest...

[ProletenGefasel]

@bluuuuarrg

Actually he didn't. Get back in the kitchen means 'Geh zurück in die Küche' in german :D

[Ziquto]

he looks funny

[RealStunningStuff]

im german and loool.....it actually means " das ist meine küche " but from no on im going to say

THIIIZ IZ MAH KITCHEEHN instead.

ahahaha.come on,u just gotta love mr bellamy. he's awesome ♥

[bluuuuarrg]

Matt actually told her to get back to her kitchen in german

[maryjanesoares]

PAHAHAHAHAHAAA is face at 0:04

[thecitizenme]

@thecitizenme *absoluteradio

[funkieshortie]

I want to be that star...

[Jamsessionroom1337]

If i was a girl....

>:/

[themusearmy]

ZIZ IES MAI KITCHEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[mosesandthe7dwarves]

This sounded much more like Allo Allo xD

[misterBlechle]

Das ist meine Küche

[ArcherDoido]

Yea yea yea definitely

[dopejoel]

lol "Yeah, i'll hold on to it"

[Nico040194]

Das ist meine Küche ...

[maryjanesoares]

his kid HAS to have those cheekbones!

[IAmTheNoodleFish]

5 people need to get back zee keetchen!

[IAmTheNoodleFish]

German Matt: BACK TO ZEE KITCHEN, DOMMEH

[JordanJesse1997]

neuken in de keuken is dutch xd

[SSabina25]

lol)like his german XD

[blackhalodecat]

"ON THE CHEST!" *looks at woman's chest* hahahaha you dog.

[OdotowaAgatka]

although Mat looks like a rat everybody loves him <3

[charlotteT5278]

zis izz the most funniest 'german' i have ever heard!!!!! XD long live matt and muse!!!

[RealStunningStuff]

DAS IST MEINE KÜCHE ( this is my kitchen ) I love muse. HI FROM GERMANY :)

[jaylias]

neuken in de keuken? yes please

[LoveConnieAndTH]

He just says "This is my kitchen" with a French accent xD hahaha

[highhorde131]

that funny moment when he licked the star paper and tried to stick it to his clothes :D

[Silk7301]

I like how he never acts like a question is stupid he just answers it and winds up being freakin hilarious in the process

[Thompoux]

Netter Versuch.

[irenequeen93]

o.O

XD

[deathlyblaze]

... that was a french accent, if it were anyone else, that would be inexcusable, but its matt bellamy, so all is forgiven!!!

[AndrewGarciaStuff]

i wish i was that paper star....

[phedos]

@AndrewGarciaStuff ucking gay

[AndrewGarciaStuff]

@phedos no im just a big fan and i want to hug him

[jadeinmars]

@phedos stop being so...cheesey ignorant phedos! Play nice...or go away.

[13comic13]

Better than nothing. I think that It is quite similar with english.

[xXFR057Xx]

@Sanemuch which in english is -this is my cooch

[MuseGem]

"ziz ist my kitchen!" i said this in a german speaking exam and failed!

[Benman2785]

@MuseGem

maybe because there is just one german word in it? :)

[MuseGem]

@Benman2785 You could be right there or maybe because my german teacher has no sense of humour!

[MrN1NJA1]

lmao at 0:04 he gives her evils :D

Side note for anyone interested i think the interviewer is Vicki Lutas (shes not german)

[xXFR057Xx]

@MrN1NJA1 i would think shes not german by the english accent...herp derp.

[MrGowdey]

Why do Germans always want you to wear a star on your person?

[MrGeewiz1]

The reporter wasnt German was she though?

[BIGpav018]

@MrGowdey this comment won

[PinzquBall]

Thiz Iz My Kitzen. Good try!

[Emceetem]

lol matt is so cool.

[GibsonRocks12]

Obviously in Britian, on the chest means, STARE AT MY BOOBS!

[jimmyjamessk8s]

she literally can't get into his trousers quick enough!

[Silk7301]

Zees ees my Keetchen!!! HAHAHAHAHAH.

[nel542]

HAHAHAH



[kabooomist]

that interviewer must have been hot

[MsRissa13]

I want to be that star :D

[MzJollett]

Lmao

[EvilMuzz]

0:24 for chicken Matt.

[maryjanesoares]

@EvilMuzz

OHH MY GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[TheTatyana85]

я его обожаю!!!!!!

[Siny0Montero]

It sound like a french attempting to speak english, I think in France we have the same accent xD

[ShikonProductions]

his acent when he says "ziz iz mi kithzen" is so freaking scary, but at the same time really funny xD 

[estherdgr]

this is meinen kitchen haha adorable! and the little laugh he does is great!

[Misishaxi]

HIS CHEEKBONES HAVE THEIR OWN SHADOWS.

[IAmTheNoodleFish]

@Misishaxi HIS NOSE HAS ITS OWN MONUMENT

[MusicForever2016]

Classic. Absolutely classic.

[Wolfpaw7000]

0:24

What a priceless laugh c:

[KeTeVemCovers]

Zis is meine kiche lol

[jazzthered]

ZIZ EEZ MY KITCHEEN?

[OhPleaseLikeYouCare]

obviously, someone told him that before the gig. xD prob Kirky. :D

[FourRustedHorses]

he can speak german. in london 2000 he said "Der nächste Song ist Muscle Musem ..." ("The next song is muscle museum")

[kurthish]

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[recoa2k9]

ich liebe matt bellamy , and yes i am british :)

[malawihenk75]

Matt would have made an excellent Office Crabtree in Allo Allo

[bambibifi]

Isn't he sugar? Love this guy <33

[SheryP96]

ziz is my kitchen .wtf

[jillryy]

Ich liebe dich MATTHEW....werse dich immer lieben....

[poopetlilly]

matt is soo sexyy

[TheJerusal3m]

Sexy

[RThunder91]

Schade... ^^

[Kteeep]

ziz is mai kitchen! i´m german and love the `th` ^^

[pablosalaco]

That sounded like french

[roulia2008]

@pablosalaco lol not at all ! I'm french so I swear french doesn't sound like that xD

Matt is fucking adorable

[XxMizoreShirayukixXx]

he is right that we germans say the I like an eeeeee :D you know what i mean ^^.

[BassBaffoon]

Poor girl, could see Matt didn't want to wear it :/

[charlotteT5278]

"zees iss mai kitchien" omg, thats the funniest answer ever from an interview because 1. its so damn random, 2. it dont like any german accent at all!!!!! funny shit!!!

[DaMaLoJo]

interview: ...at this really rock n roll event...

matt: *narrows eyes*

haha, the NME awards are as rock n roll as they come. sure.

[MustLoveCookies]

Das ist meine Küchen. XD

[Cristilikn]

ohh he's so.... he just don't think the things, he do before made them

[Jt0tz]

I love his bewildered laugh after she asked the question :D

[XcitinglyStunning]

WTF, DUMBEST QUESTION EVER!!!!!!!

[mu51ta]

awww, i'd love to be that star

[problematiquexxmuser]

I should ask my homeroom teacher how to say "this is my kitchen" in german, she's a german teacher haha

[IloveMuseic68]

I asked my German teacher the same question. She's like 'why do you need to know that?' xD

[citizeno0oerased]

most retarded interview I've ever seen. LOL

[RenesmeeCullenxoxo]

lol "on the chest"

[SimplyChulia]

"This is my kitchen." = "Dies ist meine Küche".

But "Ziz iz mai kitshn" is a quite good attempt. ;)

[SPKasabian]

0:42 Matt's look is like "Please save me !"

[gigapoodle10]

Still makes me laugh.

[ubertomadachi]

This was uber funny but Matt is a perv, he looked at her boobs!

[MissPiggy206]

thats sooo funny!!!

Hey matt:  (this is my kitchen) "Das ist meine Küche"

:D

[MegaMuseFreak]

the luckiest paper in the universe.

[Eviligwig]

ZIZ IS MAI KITCHEN :D

[TheShredress]

hilarious =D

[showbiz7755]

did she just ask matt if he liked that piece of paper...

[jagarf]

DUDE.

[WhoStoleMyFlamingo]

zis iz mai kitchin x3

[oOZePirateOo]

matt can come and help me do my homework. yum.

[marta28793]

I can't help watching 0:24 over and over again, it's hilarious!

[MoeThaCrazyBartender]

Was is 'n so lustig daran?

[sdflkj234]

@MoeThaCrazyBartender

1. Matts Reaktion als Ganzes

2. Der Versuch "This is my kitchen" ins Deutsche zu übersetzen endet statt als "Das/Dies ist meine Küche" als "Dies ist mein Knast". Macht das Ganze irgendwie noch lustiger. Und war vermutlich die Absicht von Amy, von der die Frage stammte.

[MoeThaCrazyBartender]

@sdflkj234 Er spricht es einfach englisch aus und versucht dabei einen deutschen Akzent nachzuahmen. So heisst es also "Siss is my kitchen" und nicht "Dies ist mein Kittchen". Der Satz "Dies ist mein Kittchen" würde allerdings auch nicht gerade ne Menge Sinn machen...

[sdflkj234]

@MoeThaCrazyBartender Er versucht den Satz zu übersetzen, indem er ihn mit deutschem Akzent ausspricht. Bei "This is my" funktioniert das sogar "Dzis is maine" kommt deutsch als "Dies is' meine" rüber. Bei "kitchen" funktioniert das nicht, weil es ein deutsches Wort gibt, dass zwar fast genauso geschrieben und ausgesprochen wird, aber eine völlig andere Bedeutung hat. Wenn das Ergebnis deutsch sein soll, heißt es eben "Dies ist mein Kittchen" = umgangssprachlich für "Dies ist mein Gefängnis".

[MoeThaCrazyBartender]

@sdflkj234 Nö, es heisst dann "Kitschen". Und man kann behaupten, dass "kitchen" ebenso wie die anderen Wörter ja einigermassen ähnlich töne. Aber was streiten wir wegen solchen Details, ist doch egal! ;)

[sdflkj234]

lol, Kittchen is a colloquial german word for jailhouse! So he diden't really get it...

[TimeWolf26]

@EarlWalkinkle

Ah... Matt Bellamy ist meine kleine schwein!

And that, my friend, is the only German I know... why couldn't that guy I know who learnt German have taught me something cooler?

[KimRespectMatt]

Omg the person who send that question in is just amazing :D

But matt is still the best xD

Ziss is mai kitchen < Amazing.

You know I life in Holland next to Germany but I would awnser the same xD

[decodee05]

I love the little laugh before the "ziss is mai kitchen!" lol <3

[jessychickin]

zeez is mai kitcheen! <333

[SmileyFace6796]

This is really funny "ziss iss my kitchen" .. but what a weird question.... what sort of show is the 5:19 show ?

[charlotteT5278]

interviewer:"Amy would like to know how do you say 'this is my kitchen' in german?"

Matt: *wide eyed and wtf?! expression* "WHAT??" then attempts, "ziss iss my kitchen...."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! got me laughing really hard for a good 5 minutes!!!! it sounded more italian than german! seriously funny! cheers matt!!! XD

[mattbellamyfan1]

I luv Matt's reaction!

[MrsTaylorBerryman]

i Love Matt And Dom and and Chris!

[xBalloonPopx]

"on the chest"

-looks down to HER chest-

LOOOL

[TheMarizouille]

@xBalloonPopx  You're my hero !!

[vimtoluver5]

Wtf, It really funny its just Wtf To the person who sent tht in

[MRn3llyj]

take the kitchen, haha

[Aviendhaha]

zis is mii kiichen. i would say that lmao.

[yoman222222]

Das ist meine Küche.

[WashbearAlert]

@yoman222222 thats right :)

[alextalent94]

@yoman222222 Genau. :D

[gothiccitizen]

@yoman222222 he almost got it didnt he?? cos thats how you say it, and pronounce it

[bebeard17]

@yoman222222 DIESE ist meine Ku(e)che

[Jogi1112]

@bebeard17

das würde bedeuten *this one is my kitchen*

[molovesmusic567]

his face :D haha i dont know zis iz mai keechin!!! i have no idea!!

[Cletus575]

Das ist mein küche? I'm not sure, I'm Swedish, so XD

[TreeeCoool93]

rofl. ♥ Matt x'D