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  • KRATOS DOMINOS 

  • THERE IS TOO MUCH FUCKING FIRE IN THIS GAME!!!!

  • is it true that they lied

  • since central park was built on the ground five points was my guess is that those are all irish drunks

  • on the cover he looks so young but in the game he looks very old

  • best trailer

  • @thdedg45 And if I remember correctly, God created Satan, and God is omniscient, in which case, he knew Satan was going to be evil, and he knew we were going to fuck up, but he made everything that way anyway. So, where is your logic?

  • @thdedg45 That's false, and is a typical christian attitude. Maybe you should stop believing in fairytales now?

  • @thdedg45 Why? Whats wrong with Satan? There's nothing more wrong with Satan then there is with "God".

  • thats one strong liquor

  • where did u get this trailer from its cool

    and thanks man

  • fking hell when they make more games like power of prototype :/ other game ssuck i want super games

  • hail satan my lord and father.

  • @blashyrhkRAAA That wuss? I'll pass.

  • @TsunamiSilverDragon Black dicks all over your face.

  • @blashyrhkRAAA I was kind of expecting something more violent like death threats, dismemberment, miscellaneous and boring torture but... whatever...

    Anyway, he's a wuss because he's a coward. Can't respect someone like that.

  • @TsunamiSilverDragon Satan is God. Because by christian logic, God is everything, because he made everything exactly the way it is. This being said, he made himself as well as the universe. Christians shit on me telling me I don't know how god works, because I'm human. That's really fucking arrogant because they think they're better then me and they actually do know what "God" is like. Fucking arrogant.

  • @blashyrhkRAAA You're right in that that's arrogant but the truth is that NO ONE knows the truth. I don't follow religion as a "believer" but as an "observer". I research and try to understand each one before I make my own judgements about them. But since the material of each one is written by humans that makes them dubious at best. So, anyone is free to believe whatever they want.

    With that, I'll believe that he's a wuss and a coward.

  • love this trailer

  • New York Will Never Be The same Again

  • lmao

    "central park is for people"

    NOPE!!!

  • na das nene ich rechtzeitig :D

  • "im the fuckin universe!" lol, universe man kiks arse

  • they should make a cloverfield game

  • @giantmidget3 then how would you do anything if the camera is focusing on every single object at once?

  • @a4o31 i dunno im sure they would figure out a way to make it awesome. or really fuck it up lol.....

  • @giantmidget3 lol :D

  • central dark is a lie?

  • the end reminds me of the dead scar in silvermoon

    ...im such a nerd

  • hey chill, what they meant was that central park was not only for people. meaning, those "things" live there and not like everyone thought "only for people" when clearly, is not only people. now do you get it? or do i have to repeat myself? because since you didnt understand what the people meant about central park, do you get me?

  • when did it say its meant for people? it said most ppl run for their health, some run for their lives. it says they lied because theyre no longer running for their health

  • no, it says they lied because central park wasn't meant for the people

  • And it was meant for? Who was it meant for? The Devil?

  • It was meant to protect aa secret which was Lucifer, he is like a demon who possed people and turn them into slaves which will become his army and the guy you say shoot the bottle with flammable liquid (Edward Carnby) is the guy who was a slave because you can see in the game where all the guys had fissures (cracks) all over their body and you can see Carnby has a huge scar on his face meaning he use to be one of them but.....ahh no more spoilers or any of that crap....

  • It hides the altar which is going to be used to reincarnate Lucifer The Light Bringer. End of the game is funny because "His failure is also his reincarnation.", so Lucifer tries to prevent you from reincarnating him. And what happens after that? In either ending you save the world from the old Lucifer and bring in the new one! :)

  • @funnyfan12 yes o.O

  • But It Kept a Secret For all the People

  • also how could the guy in the new game be carnby he just looks too young

  • my guess is its his son or something but I swear to god if they bring up ancient mythical cults I'm 2 kick atari in the nuts

  • its the same Carnby man. They said that why he hasnt aged from 1923 till now will be explained, but it is indeed the original hero from all the other AITD game, Edward Carnby

  • this game looks fuckin sweet

    but anyone who is uninterested cause of the movie shouldnt be cause that had very little things actually from alone in the dark...in fact its hardly a movie at all. that terrible director uwe boll bassically just shit in a bucket and called it "alone in the dark"

  • not to forget Tara Reid's wonderful acting, and when she refered to the nation

    NEW-FOUND-LAND

    lol E! was making fun of her, and she fucked up WILD ON

  • Now thats 2008 graphics!

  • Wow! That looks spectacularly flaccid... I think ill give that one a miss. If I remember correctly Christian Slater played the role of Carnby in the movie, his performance was enough to keep me in my room for days, moaning like an injured fawn. Each to his own I suppose...

  • i didnt get that

  • i dont think you were supposed to.

    i think it was to make you go ooooooo that looks interesting, what did they lie about?

    lol

  • They said Central Park was for the people.

    They lied....

    It's for the trees.

  • Lol!

  • why for the trees? why not for grass? (lol)

  • No, I fear it was Uwe Boll, unfortunately a german and a shame for any german gamer...

    All his game movies completely suck, but in fact, this is all a big semi-legal tax fraud. If you invest money in german movies, you get subsidies from the state and tax relief, so even if the movie makes no money at all, the investors all make profit.

  • what contry is this made in rusia serbia

  • Wtf is that huge thing? Freaky branch of doom!

    Dam good vid

  • i cant believed those bastards lied to us

  • oh my god really? i had no idea!

  • the cake was a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yeah the cake thing is dead now not funny no more

  • lol its kinda funny when it plainly say "they lied".

  • lol that little bottle made a big boom!!

  • Is this something like the movie Constantine? A guy that like..protects us against escape souls of hell..? Something like that?

  • no, alone in the dark was one of the first survival-horror series. you play as a detective who investigates the paranormal; from aliens to monsters to zombie-cowboys.

  • Oh..cool.

  • nah wrong place wrong time sucks to be him

  • lame

  • He must be a damn good shot to be able to do that.

  • Notice how mine is on the very top when you click "comments" which means i truly am first

    To quote digitalph33r, MY LIFE!!! IT HASS MEEAANNINNGG!!!

  • actually, you are second. owned by sonnybrown!

  • i bet u were pushin f5 over and over again too huh? lol

  • Fir- aw fuck

  • 84 ass fairys

  • lol.

  • 101 DALMATIONS

  • 83 mofos

  • That guy has some nice aim :D lol but still coolio trailer

  • 82 bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 81 fuckerss!!!

  • Looks ok

  • looks like fun! but looks can be decieving

  • However the game turns out, that's a sick trailer :-D

  • Looks sick, when does it come out?

  • OMG ATARI PUBLISHING!!!!

  • Where the heck is RETALIATION!

  • i know! it said it was coming out today...

  • i wondered the same thing

  • People who say "First" or "First Comment" are losers who have no lives...I mean, seriously who started it?! And WHY? They can to a video and suddenly say "First! Yay! I actually did it! Im so freaking special!!"....

    Anyways this as a cool trailer and stuff. It seems like a enjoyable game.

  • YAY im announcing my retardation and need for attention over the internet!!!!!

    lmao, i wonder the same thing and who started the chain mail/letter thing lol

  • Thank you! Thats what I mean right? On the chain letters too! I mean, thats even worse than saying first. Cause you're scaring children who have a computer when you make one! I dont believe in chain letters nor will I ever.

  • lol "its a wonderful live: 2"

  • "But nobody cares you got first faggot"

  • i wasnt first on this vid.someone beat me to it

  • theres been over 200 views and over 70 comments...ur not the first man...

  • He just it so people can cuss him and stuff. Just let him have his fun. -_-

  • ok lol

  • Yeah and Gibax, it's really not funny and try not to immitate like in "It's A Wonderful Live 2". Do you actually think it's funny, if so, go get some therapy.

  • it was a movie dude. an awesome one at that

  • wat?

  • wasnt this a movie?

  • Yea the movie was based on one of the other alone in the dark games i think.

  • game 1st

    movie

    new game

  • Alone in the Dark

    Jack in the Dark

    Alone in the Dark 2

    Alone in the Dark 3

    Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare

    Alone in the Dark movie

    Alone in the Dark 5 (The new one)

  • this looks pretty gooood

  • it is for xbox 360 can anyone tellme

  • yes it is

  • we want retaliations guys!

  • ok your safe now whooa that was close

  • i want retaliation...

  • kool

  • what would happen if you run this game on the atari 2600?

  • Bad things.

  • you would create demon spawn that would enslave the human race.

  • gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • yes, you are.

  • yay no longer 666 videos

  • 7th

  • k, so wat is this game about, another deamon hunting game?

  • survival horror. kind of like Resident Evil.

  • reminds me of Eddie G (Werstling)

    "alright im sorry............ well you no when i said sorry?... I LIED!!!!"

    Also the 666th video? man it lives up to its name!

  • rofl if i saw that happpen i'd be like zomg, get a camera, this is so going on youtube

  • why do people care if they are first or not?

  • omg first

    haha

    fags

  • nope.

  • nope what?

  • not that it matters or anything but you are like #40

  • oh i know

    i was making fun of them

    why does it even matter?

  • he was making fun of them...

  • not even close.

  • wtf 666 video devil

  • *Slow, breathtaken inhalation*

    :0

  • come out you bitch

  • come out you bitch

  • lol they also did that type of thing in hellsing

  • whats the big deal of getting first comment anyway Alone in the dark looks like it could make a better movie than a game

  • They made a movie and it blowed cock.

  • yikes 666 videos

  • is it for wii

  • Said the retard who doesn't deserve hands.

  • Said the retard who doesn't deserve hands.

  • Yup with the controls :D

  • lol the 666th video. man it lives up to its title

  • there can only be twenty firsts before people start looking retarded

  • When they said they were first...

    well, they lied

    Sweet

  • lol

  • 21st! xD

  • SO EPIC. <3

  • What is this the new Alone in the Dark or a mock up?

  • 16th XD

  • you have 666 videos lol. 666!

  • first bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzz

  • hahahaha whos the bitch now

  • not first dumbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­!

  • Nerdgasm.

  • lol

  • This one time, I was with my friends watching Cloverfield, and when we saw the trailer for Star Trek one of them went "I just came."

    He was kidding of course, but that was our overall reaction. We are losers. :(

  • 3minutes and people already arguing

  • ';lkjha

  • sweet

    looks cool

  • use guys are all wrong lolz.

  • tenth

  • no one cares faggot