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  • It's okay, I blend in with clouds too lol

  • you look like John Lennon:)

  • sweet spectacles dude

  • i am from north carolina so every time i watch swifty my accent comes out alot!!!!

  • i live in alabama yeahh

  • i want to have sex with your eyes O_O

  • I looove your accent!!

  • Tree tree tree tee tree tree treeeeeee! Tree LOL

  • "What the ballsack?!"

    LMFAO! Totally saying that from now on

  • no matter what i always laugh when he says "and i cant see what the freaking ballsack."

  • I live in Alabama too! Finally I'm not the only totally pale southerner! XD

  • "Look how white I am! I am like a beautiful, white, peach-thing... Ahhhhhhhh..." BTW, I blend in with my wall. I'm also extremely white. T.T

  • "Look how white I am! I am like a beautiful, white, peach-thing... Ahhhhhhhh..."

  • Swifty come visit me in Georgia! :D.

  • yo i live in michigan and i love it

  • @abbsolutebeauty Whoa, same here! Cool...

  • 1:30 a giant anDaconda

  • THERE'S AN OUTSIDE?!!?!?!??!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? what is this fuckery?

  • SEXY

    

  • 2:47 you look so adorable with your eyes!!! :O

  • Cute eyebrows, br0.

  • i thought he was gonna say white pe...nis.

  • i luv u i live in Alabama too!

  • ur eyes are so beautifull :3 & im white as fuck too haha

    tree tree tree tree :D

  • do you really live in alabama? if so where? because i understand your pain of how crappy it is here :(

  • @feverfan420420 No, no no no no. No. Don't complain about Alabama once you've lived in MN for 15 years. You get -30 weather... MASSIVE snow drifts.. &not pretty ones; because they're all dirty. Possibly from all the construction here because of all the frost boils we get. lol exactly why we're moving to Tennessee. hoe yea!

  • @squeeky95 But I used to live in DC and I miss the snow and not being able to drive without skidding off the road. But I can understand where you come from, i think a lot of people get sick of their weather after a while and want to move to someplace completely opposite

  • do you really live in alabama? if so where?

  • 'Ohh, there's a lot of sunlight there.. mm' I freakin' laughed at the grunts

  • Man, outside is awesome. Soft shadows, super high resolution, you can see like hundreds of metres and the physics engine seems really realistic. The downside is that the AI is kinda dumb and it is cheating. I mean come on! It was just one hit and I am KO. I needed at least 10 hits to kill that old lady. And the vehicle behaviour is going on my nerves. You have to brake!! I'll wait till someone publishes a mod for this.

  • I MISS THIS SWIFTY!!!!!!!!!!1

  • gosh, id love to go to alabama or some country side one day, ive been livin in th city since i was born. nice to see a change of env.

  • his hair might be messed up.... but it still looks amazing!

  • Lol Aweee when he said "giant anaconda" he said it "andaconda" :D your freaking adorable swifty(:

  • you're so sexy outside xD

  • theres old brokendown cars in my yard too XD

  • I come from a teeny tiny little village, and it's right out in the countryside, it's got, apart from when you want to go shopping...It's great if your old though!

  • Lol at "Walking around makes my hair all messed up!" XD

  • hes so hot

  • that is the biggest fucking caterpillar i have ever seen

  • just walking outside cuz thats what cool people do

  • its so weird that you have brown hair and blue eyes :) and i live in the pine barrens in nj :D THATS the middle of no where

  • ya i live in West Virginia i grew up with trees and mountains and bugs and stuff and i love it :) im from the type of place where you learn hiking before you're potty trained :) who else is from WV?

  • I live in Texas! I'm more country than you! Jk. I live in a little town( size ) that has like 37,000 people. I'm not country lol

  • what i learned today is how hot u r in ur harry potter glasses!!!

  • WOW

  • my grama is from there..hahaha

  • I'm super white, too. Because I hate the sunlight.

    I'm sorry, I don't like the idea of an almighty ball of hot burning gas, frying my flesh, turning me orange and giving me cancer. Doesn't sound fun to me.

  • @TheSickHumanBeing Pussy, the sun is why you're godamn alive.

  • @zomgwtfbbqbagel When I say "I hate sunlight" I mean excessive sunlight so don't be such a dick about it.

  • Dont fell to bad....im white as a fucken ass.....a baby ass....a dead babby ass....like whiter then you......BY A LONG SHOT....iv been mistaken for an albino.....no fucken joke

  • hehe tree tree tree tree

  • thats one sexy eye xD

  • @ialuvayoua Haha emo hair joke.

  • lol I knew your were going to say a man peach, thats wierd O.O

  • Matt, your eyes are beautiful :)

  • Swifty u couldnt blend in with clouds! they would all leave you cuz theyd be jealous or ur flippin sweet hair!

  • OMG!!!! THATS WHAT A TREE LOOKS LIKE!!! lol jk i lived in W.A. for like 3 years thats all they have up their and water and snow......alot of snow during the winter.....cold cold snow. lol :3

  • your eyes really do stand oiut with ur white skin lol ♥

  • Computers... are my life. o.e NERDS = LOVE ;D

  • "So, what did we learn today? That Matt is white. *nods* I can blend in with a cloud," That's so me!

  • Outside outside lets go outside!!! The wonders of nature!!!

  • Trees.....are........SEXXXXIII­I!!!!!!!

  • you...true humper

  • thank you for enlightening me with your awesome tree nes

  • I live in the same kinda area.... And it sucks. Major hard penises....

  • YOU HAVE THE MOST SEXIET BLUE EYES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

  • have sexy eyes

  • LIAR you SO couldent blend in with a cloud...your hair isent light enough

  • I LUV TREES, I MAY SEEM LIKE A TREEHUGGER( I AM) BUT TREEES R KEWL. AND SO R UR EYES.

  • I live in Kentucky and I love it here!

  • "Let's do it caterpillar bug."

    I giggled so hard.

    P.S. It's not any better in Tennessee than it is in Alabama.

    You're lucky to be in California now.

  • thats an extremely large caterpillar.. wow

  • who the hell has never sseen a tree ?????

  • Whoops i meant neighbors

  • ALABAMA is friggin awesome! My gramma and I liv out in the country and it rocks! No loud meighbors and all that crap. Although it's kinda close to like a trailer park soo alot people are shot... Alot of drunks. Oh and.... ROLL TIDE ROLL!! Woohooooo go elephants

    p.s ur awesome!!!!!!!!! 

  • i live in bama row tyde

  • Your eyes are cool same color as mine! FREAKING AWSOME...kidding

  • pretty blue eyes! :)

  • Hey theres a car!

  • lol how old r u we live in georgia and mi sister (shes 19) she hott she wants to meet meh so mesage me if ur unteristed lol

  • I live out in the country too, only in in wisconsin...

  • ur eyes are like blueish grey and they're gourgeous :) also love the pale skin . ur amazing very funny very hott

  • U think Alabama is sucky? Visit RI one day! I would do ANYTHING to live anywhere BUT here in this crappy little state.

  • Those woods are really creepy. Lmfao.

    When you pointed the camera towards the woods... idk it was just kinda scary to me. :o

  • i love your eyes..

  • i love your eyes matt!

  • i used to have that same basketball goal

  • your eyes are beautiful <3

  • Haha it's cool that you are actually out of your usual room corner. Lmao

  • your all crazy man

  • blue eyes wow never noticed those before :D

  • i love alabama:)

    its nice here:)

  • I'm very pale and have blue eyes too. Cept I'm blonde... And not a transvestite. Just joshin ya :)

  • epic blue eyes <3

  • you remind me of harry potter i shall call you harry potter now...goodbye bbye harry potter...BTW love your eyes =)

  • If I could go outside without turning into a human-cicle, i would go outside too.. but alas.

  • lol I love staying inside but i admit it its good to take a walk outside even in kentucky haha yes i know ima redneck :p

  • i love nissan 240zxssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • awesome video! i live in louisiana!

  • oh 1000 rate :0 how weird x3 ''walk through a bush '' xD lols

  • yes, i can see your blue eyes, and they're gorgeous.(:

  • OMG you should move to Naperville... its in the suburbs of chicago.... i would totally be like, your best friend. :) teehee

    love

    sara

  • hazel

  • i love your blue eyes!!!!!!

  • that is a fricken freacky bug.....

  • its ok to be pale. I'm pale too and i dont care :D

  • lmfao alot of caterpillars lives around house

  • wow this video was posted on the day before my birthday

  • You are fail at life :P

  • :) tree of life :O x

  • your eyes are blue lol

  • i live in Mississippi...my backyard is like a jungle

  • u watched The Village (is that right,hmm) i watched that movie too, and yes ur white alright, hey that rhymes. most people cant spell the word rhyme yay know? im dumb

  • i live in alabama :o backyards are like. places to do stuff in (jasonrothfeld) like shoot basket ball :P play football. and stuff. and party! but yeah besides that its gay. and alabama is fun to explor woods. and idk why hes so white (nerd ilyy tho :O)

  • I live in NY city so I don't have a back yard

  • ur eyes look alot like this guy i randomly kissed today accept urs are sexyer:)

  • SWISH

  • I'm just gonna comment on your vids saying "things to do in a crowded elevator" till you make one... please?^^

  • 3:19 was my favourite bit!

  • OMG.. I love your EYES!!

  • Whoa that's your backyard? It's huge.

  • lmao, that is hilarious!!! xD

  • luv the glasses!!

  • wow, your eyes are pretty :)

  • U HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!!!!

  • Tha'ts not a catapilar

  • u should do more outdoor videos!!!

  • hey matt can you tell me what part of alabama you live in i live in north mobile alabama its preety boring here.

  • Haha its probably like the village out there. lmao..

  • You look like Harry Potter! <3

  • haha, sorry if that's weird.. just so you know, im a girl & i'm just about 19.

  • why does it suck to live in the country? i like sitting on the porch listening to chimes. lol but i live in semi-city.. so it's kind of a vaca for me to be able to go to the country. i still wanna hang with you.

  • i live in alabama too.

    && yes it most def. sucks.

  • i could make a video like this at my dads, cause i live on a concession road. :P my neighbour is like, forever away from my house and they have like a legit hillbilly house. :P

  • i wich i could go outside but its like -40 celcius outside :( -_-

  • ''I can blend in with a cloud'' Hahahaa. xD

  • lol

    anda conda

  • dont worry matt im just as pale as you mabby even paler

  • tree tree tree tree treee!!!! this dood rocks!

  • "The light! It BURNS!" Yep vampires and computer nerds, weez haveta hide in the dark! Or we die! (Possibly turning pink first!)

  • lol trying not to burst out laughing and wake mum up :P

  • your eyes are hypnotysing HHAAH

  • dude, you and my cousin marshall need to hook up! you act exactly the same, exept he's like, 6 years younger than you.

  • I have never seen a tree before!!!!!! lol

    joke ofc I have

  • ... i officially think you are the male version of me... except how we lost our home and had to move into town... however, being only 5 minutes from college is flipping sweet! (as opposed to 20 minutes where we were!)

  • ur eyes, are blue lyyk mynee*_*

    I luv u...(LL)

  • your eye turn from green to blue

  • "i cant see outta the right side of my eye right now!" hahahahaha it's cool man i'm from alabama too....i say wayyy awesome dumb shit!

  • omfg! ur eyes are sooooooooo pretty!!! :)

  • Wow your eyes are so beautiful!

  • tree tree tree tree treeee!

    honestly i think mat looks kinda pinkish at the end of the video

  • Your eyes r HOT!!

  • what state is more redneck alabama new hampshire or maine?

  • holy crap! that grass thing reminded me i have to cut my grass! AGAIN!!!!!

  • it looks like dude just bought a camera

  • BLUE EYES LYYK MEEE

    :D

    AND UR RLLY WHITE LIIKKEE MEEEE

    ANDD UU HAAVE BLACKK HAAIIR LIIIIKEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    were made 4 eachother *___*

  • ha, dude when you were singing that song i thought you were going to say virgin instead.. sorry not ot pick on you or anything

  • Oregon and Alabama look like the same pretty much

  • haha whos never seen a tree before!

  • do you need to wear glasses? coz sometimes you dont and sometimes you do... or are they just for reading and you like to wear them?

  • 2:47... look at those eyes. stunning. :)

  • we get that its a tree lmaoo

  • haha i love the end

  • i live in wisconsin!!! americas dairyland!!!

  • i wanna live in alabama,

    lol 'i could blend in with a cloud,'

  • i live in alabama YEAHHH!

  • Alabama looks like Oregon. :D

  • i live in louisanna to xd:

  • haha.

    i loved the part you talked about a bear XDD

    andd i never go outside,its boring.lol

    cuz there's nothing to do here[in Louisiana].rofl.

  • thats the glare from the sun, dipshit

  • "there's prolly like a giant andaconda in that!"

    haha lol

    nice