Male spiders play dead when they want to get laid

[sparkynight73]

If i played dead the misses would nick my wallet!!!

[BooshkiiBomb123]

but the question is will it blend????

[drainocleanser]

That spider pimp was like ''SURPRISE SEX'' !!

[yagami3242341]

BITCH STOLE MY SKITTLES

[yagami3242341]

Hmmm so if i play dead biting a bag of skittles i can get laid? ALLLLRRRIIIIIIGHTTTTT

[Ramsez]

EPIC!!!!!!! to all you haters wishing we could do that as well: we do, physically and psychologically. get some game, hater.

[Giratina4857]

AHAHAHAHA XD

[Shammyboi89]

the male spider only has seven legs.

he lost one when his wife walked in and saw him cheating on her.

winning.

[bigkierran]

RAPE!!!

[dslgunner1977]

Damn, even spiders have game - Just like humans, they figured out that being a player will get them laid.

[cozzey05]

8 legs but still can't masterbate...i would give up my life too

[laswap1]

quagmire could learn something from this video

[AngelaOpiniano]

omg why'd i watch this, now i feel like there are spiders all over me D:

[pewfeet]

spiders was doin 69 style

[scorpion50092]

hustlin spiders

[Azilythe]

Spiders are necrophiliac

[KileyMiley]

Stupid horny spiders. o_O Well i mean they are smart in a way, but you dont see humans going to a dead guy carring him around cuz he has a present o_O.

[LoRdBoOZ3]

if only humans could do that....

[DH2020]

Its no difference then human females, they can't wait to pounce on your possessions after you die

[mbap23]

I thought it was after they marry you......

[rememberingholly]

dayummmmm

[hitomekakera]

haha what if guys did that in real life? haha thatll be gay.. my friend tried that and i was like wtf?

[juliman777]

WOW SPIDERS ARE SMART XD

[SmiertSpionem]

What he doesn't know she will probably eat him afterwards regardless. Spiders are so gross it's just wrong...

[WhiVe87]

not all spiders eat each other ....

[GerbilEssences]

These Nursery web spiders do. The male sometimes offers her a fly before mating in the hope she will be too stuffed to eat him ;)

[WhiVe87]

oh ok, thx for the information :)

[zombiekid1234]

ruined my hard on D=

[2DNoodleRusselmurdoc]

hmmm i gonna try that * shuts down computer*

'OH HONEY I GOT A GIFT FOR YO......!!! AHHH MY HEART!

[slotboyyun]

some spiders are horny..

LMFAO!!!

[ElijahMobutu]

I like top play dead when making love.

[PowwowTime]

if it were only that easy .... lol

[aidandude3]

=0... OK

[KEVWARD63]

If he moves too much she will mistake him for the next meal and eat him!!

[benjiwinner]

i should try that tactic

[runescapepics4u]

haha!!! lol!

[killsrbills]

not much action there :\

[EmoJuan001]

Yup great tactic I use the same one all I do is play dead with my "Treat" in my hands and wait for them to come...and yes by playing dead you can make it last longer.

[stickers3456]

are they having sex

[noinlair]

Should I play dead with some jewelry in my hands? :P

[KMXXXsub]

Lol!!!!! You'd have any girl you want! Lol!!!

[dragonball316]

ironic he plays dead to repopulate but after he does his business the female kills the male spider anyway and the male dies no matter what he does one more thing i did not know about spiders

[KMXXXsub]

Best way to commit suicide!!!

[RoyalWaste]

i know so much more about the world now after seeing that video

[555zed]

cheeky buggers

[Khunter122]

lol U GONNA GET RAPED!

[fearthedreadlox]

gross i hate spiders.

[DarkSunflower16]

lol, did'nt expect to see the word "laid" and "sex" in there, "mating" is the scientific term

[dumbdums]

Haha. That's hilarious.

[tardesnegras]

that is funny usaully when I am having sex with my wife she is the "dead one"

[Crimsonlee2XX]

Hmm I wonder will that work for me??

1:Get a candy bar

2:Feign death holding candy bar

3:Female walks up and trys to take candy

4:Female drags candy bar with me in tow

5:I jump up "SUPRISE LETS HAVE SEX!"

6:ALRIGHT!! Giggly Giggly

[shyshygooby]

how about you drug candy bar so then female falls asleep. then sha bam you hit her with a book.

[Jmaru7]

LOL

[shyshygooby]

i was kidding GOSH, im a female too =d

[basjongbloed]

7: ?????

8: PROFIT!

[Iwillalwayzsubscribe]

yea i rly wanna watch spider sex

[Rocco540]

Wow I should try that LMFAO

[joemadly]

we should keep this plan undercover bro

[Otacrunk]

Funny cuz it was the female spider that wasnt moving, not the male.

[monypril]

wow seems like ill go and play dead with a ring in mouth at the street and ill get laid.

[AdrianZCX]

So apparently, all you gotta do to get laid these days is present a gift and play dead.

Gold-digging necrophiliacs! :p

[mara182427]

for humans it's play dead = lay for days undiscovered = eventualy starve and die

[D4682]

lolololloloololollllololololol­olololololololololoololoololol­olololol

[MishuTaste]

Play dead. Get laid.

[SmiertSpionem]

And you thought spiders couldn't get any more creepy...

[CuervoBlack06]

Note to self: play dead with diamond ring in mouth.

[Sassar]

For some reason, I think the diamond ring will play a crucial role, without it I don't think this idea will work...

[ConorC96]

ha ha ha!

[megamarsvin]

I'm so trying this next time I go out.

Put a diamond ring in my mouth, lie by the side of the road and wait for a female to drag me along.. Results can't be any worse than they have been so far :D

[LizzyAston]

Great. Now I have an erection.

[jennie71379]

oh my goooooooddddd they're gross

[Jake1722]

lol, pure ignorance,

[ryan20202]

that sux

[animetolife]

LMAO, maybe i should try it :D

[golo5000]

Did you know after mating the female spider eats the male spider...LOL its true

[WhitneyElmore]

thats not this kind of spider

the female black widow is the only one that does that

[golo5000]

Let me get this the black widow is the only one that lets you eat her after mating. Is this correct.

[dmhlam]

No, not only the black widow. There are other web weavers that do that, especially for the types that have females much larger than the males. And eating the male after mating is not 100%, sometimes the male gets away.

[WhitneyElmore]

thats what i learned

i'm not sure if thats the only one but she does do that

[golo5000]

He eats her after mating or she eats her after mating.

[yousuckyoufuck]

the male spiders r really no diffrent then us lol

[robomaniac7]

tch, I dont think that was any different than what we are. lol.

[squirrelywrath07]

well I guess the male spieces isn't that different from ours really lol

[Kenny1vs1Spenny]

Now I just need to play dead with jewelry in my hand.

[lisahannaford]

If only it was that easy to get a girl for HUMANS.

[aliencrap]

If you play dead too long they might bury you.

[Giraffepotamus]

he wasnt playing dead.. he was just chillin

[Reymon101]

ive done this, it works, especially when ur at the pool!

[mate2000]

Okay people now who wants to try this? Maybe it works with humans too!

[SAT9terminus]

Yes iut's junhuman nature to fake it! This is for all women out there who are mantraps out there who had to con a man into thinking cartain things. they couldn't be truthful and couldn't admit what they really were.

Hmm!

[YouFag123]

lol fucking awesome!! now if only it would work for people..

just play dead at a bar or club..and get laid.

[cabz0r]

sexual predators!! throw those spiders in jail!!

[4GranReyCero]

horny spiders

[Mariomaniac37]

maybe i should try that lol!!!!!!!!

[coolbombdaa]

wow wonder if that works...

[McCartnee]

Spidah's a playa!

[sniperwolf55]

i gotta try that to see if it works lol

[Dominus150]

LOL!!

[KIDh31r]

what a dumb name!

[khal007]

Being a spider sucks, obviously. Although playing dead is a human option too, especially in the morning.

[LETHLSS]

i'd hit it

[grisyboii]

lol

[drawded]

i've tried that and do you know wot i got? an ambulance and a emergency team.... hehehehehe!

[bennerkiller]

lol i dont think its gonna work trying that on your wife!!

[Osmin777]

lll try dat at the club jeje

[Bazanteria]

i'll try this on my wife

[hukney]

lol

[WhiteSheperdMan]

I bet theres at least 100 guys whose first instinct was to wonder if this would work for them.... Lol

[benjeeqds]

yup :)

[adarqui]

i does that shits

[80sKick]

That is some molest there, buddy.

[Plozen]

Basically the male spider is a raging 30 year old stalker.

[lostagenda1215]

so is this rape?

[Plozen]

Yes.

[32284350]

OH..will that work on human?

[HAJS5]

Maybe if they're fucked up in the head.

[Plozen]

Yeah, they're called petophiles.

[anonymous549]

hey thats not fair the female spider is a predator lol

[gl15col]

Sheesh, is they anything males won't do to get some! Although I'd hesitate to pick up any gift from a dead person, maybe it poisoned them and thats why they're dead...

[HAJS5]

Near all male spiders get killed after or even attempting to procreate with the female spider. she probably killed him afterwards, so he was only trying to keep his species from extinction, and many scientists believe it is excruciatingly painful for the male to procreate much more painful then human childbirth.

[dmhlam]

Not true. Most female spiders do not kill the males after mating.

[MidnightRayn]

lol first time? you sure about that?!?1

[rishigautam500]

lol, thats weird

[JaiOverLoad]

Typical female. Theyll always be attracted to gifts.

[ramiboy999]

PIMP spider !

[DemoraX]

hell, i know what i'm gonna do at the next party! *cry out in pain and play dead!*

[ramiboy999]

ur dat depserate huh? lol

[antmail97]

what a dirty slutty spider!

[humanhuman1]

i dont joke i would crap myself and start cry if i saw one of those in my house -.-

[Fezandsword]

Here's a method to keep from the scare of spiders- imagine millions of "daddy long legs" under your computer seat! You're welcome.

[HAJS5]

Daddy long legs to bite, however they it's like a tinny pinch and isn't poisonous at all. They did it on myth busters. so if that helps unfrighten you you're welcome.

[Fezandsword]

I know. Would you like 10,000 of them crawling on your body though? Nobody would, it's human nature, and it's scary as shit.

[HAJS5]

It's obviously is scary, but the kind of scary you get after you see a movie, you aren't in danger it's just you keep telling yourself that you are.

[NavySEAL8140]

hot

[222dogs222]

wow so thats how u do it...

j.k

thats wierd

[michatti89]

that gives me the willies...ughh eww

[bmcseal01]

Wish i was a fkn spida!

[limaq]

PR0N!!1

[BIGCAL50CAL]

lol!

[fireonelove]

love it. 3points for male spiders. But the question is, would it work on humans?

[HAJS5]

If you're fucked up in the head.

[DobermanKennels]

It is sorta a way of not being eaten....

for a little while at least....

[NTW64]

Necroacro! Sweet!

[girlyfriend1]

wow-zerz

[WARDOGG4L]

spider porn!

[britneyrocks]

f*cking spiders! rofl

[HPAndCryWolf]

lolololol

[juanandally]

LOL

[Langfordc]

i wonder if i played dead at a bar if I would get laid...hmmmm

[timothybowen5]

lol idk try it if it works tell me XD

[nerdelicious5]

LOL

[hayd1111]

Masive spider porn Lol funny

[jonpeleven]

Works for me EVERY time. Just being naked while playing dead is the key to success.

[JinnJigg]

I've been doing this for years.

[joescho93]

lmao jus luv the title of the video haha

[Gjallarhorn00]

This works on humans aswell, but only on necrophiliacs.

[paintballmd1]

hehe

[qwerty7546]

doesnt work so well with humans

[Erech01]

i didnt try it!!!!xD jk

[eldest1045]

O.o wtf......

[oldjammers]

"Hey babe! I've got a present for y... urk... i'm dying... gaasssp"

"What a lovely present! I'll just take it out of your... WOAH"

[pinkboy10]

hey its spider porn lol :)

[paintballmd1]

HAHAHAHA

[paintballmd1]

lol spider porn!!

[GoncasMan]

when everything is tryed and nothing seems to work ... play dead!!

lol...

[damienmetalwind]

I'm rocking the "playing Dead" manuever with a chick right now as a counter to the "hard to get" manuever. If that shit works, I'll have a video similar to this one....

[waemji423h]

this video turns me on

[NewYorker41696]

spiders r fascinating

=D

[timmypokemon]

Hes raping her lol...

[patsbird4eva]

JUST SQUASH EM!!!

[KaoriBlue]

This is the other way around with people.

[superfisto]

This doesn't work with my girlfriend.

[bsullivan2]

try dating a necrophiliac

[jerms88]

ZING!

[airforcesis1451]

try holding a gift in ur mouth...

[whirlpoolzend]

Well it helps to pass the time ;-)

[citizenkong]

I'll try it. . . I've tried everything else.

[whirlpoolzend]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[flydarling]

The first spider was moving such a lot he didn't seem to be playing dead, rather a passive gift bearer. Cheers, Lesley

[Magnulus]

Hot damn, I've got to try that next time my fiancée isn't "in the mood"! I've tried warning her that I'd die if we didn't get it on, but maybe that wasn't going far enough!

[Gicior]

This is very interesting, to see yet another trait for selection pressure in evolution of various species.

[ki6eki]

ROFL