Thief: Deadly Shadows - What the heck?

[Garrett1974]

strange......

[themaximusone]

yup just the right height might as well steal a bj lol

[xstohl]

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

[GogerSoIce]

Gaamal is stupid bitch)

[turkeyballs3]

The dead guy is being possessed by a rapist who likes humping the air tis hath been the work of thy trickster!

[ToBeFedVideos]

Thumbs up if you jacked off to this.

[Carajudo1]

your pc is slow as shit...

[atrax1000]

loved the parts where the moment the hag, a rock person or any other creature see you, you start running half way across the map

then you remembered you have the gloves ...LOL

[Flimpofloempieflomp]

Krush Groovin

[eat666shit]

garret stole my bike !

[turkeyballs3]

Dont worry, that dead guy is a midget so :D

[realityexplorations]

lol love it when games do this, thief is great

[MGGoblin]

That guy is possessed.

[here57]

i love the combat system in this game..

run towards the enemy and stab him

he attacks you back away and attack when he misses..

or shoot a arrow in his face =D

[thesamehighway]

what wil happen when a guard comes by? : aaaaaaaaaaaah posessed body!!!!!!!!!!

[CheatMaster24]

What didst I see?

[bloodyawakening]

@CheatMaster24 'tis the work of the trickster!

[celloLWF]

this happens in crysis so relax.

[DeViLiShDaYbReAk]

the dead guy is dancing...ha ha ha

[TAincorporated]

Pelvic thrusts.

[outsidepers]

What the hell was that in the background?

[Cnith]

@outsidepers It looked like Gamall, the bad boss creature.

[fuckkungenshoror]

hah what the spine?!

[videonfan]

0:00 hag :D

[MsCroesus]

i once killed a fishman and he was convulsing on the ground xD

i LOL'd at it :p

[SuperMEK93]

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax

[VocaloidDTM]

Who would not fuck a sword sometimes? xD

[nothke]

I LOOOOVE UNREAL (engine) PHYSICS!

[Swordseye]

Someones got a voodoo doll rofl

[mcquestion]

It's possessed!

[xistoxs]

I didnt find too much glitches in the game. But the ragdoll physics needed more development.

[dragontail2k6]

common ragdoll glitch even new games have this

[greenremixv2]

rave time

[zwerty007]

teabag time

[Assasins30Media]

its getting raped :l

[DeViLiShDaYbReAk]

@Assasins30Media agree with you lol

[Fallschirmjaeger963]

He's occupied o.O

[PLATOON72]

hahhahahhha

[thedarkriver1]

nice!

[isakilla1]

looks like a air ballon moving

[brieflycake]

lol that glitch happenes all the time

[CoraxBruce]

oh look, there's gamall =D

i luv the t3 glitches ^^

[Brady2k10]

got his shoelace stuck

[Brady2k10]

lol got stuck in the crack

[alldasingleladiess]

Is... that an ent... in the background?

[Goatmon]

@alldasingleladiess It's Gamall, a large and withered old hag.

[partition00]

"ITS A TWITCHER"

-dawn of the dead

[spcellforever]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[yerdone4]

dis annoying glitch happens were ur floating over the ground instead of walking but at least u make no moving noise:)

[sKaXz]

simple glich, nothing special ^^

[sicknwrong]

the reason the game has glitches was because it was a game that wa sone of the first to use not only real time physics for specular mapping and enhanced shadows. It was one of the first games to use what was to be the norm of everyday games todate., BTW the thief games are fornominal........thief 1 is still the best ;)....hanted cathedral still shits me up.

[uninvitedvagrant]

if you look closer, his sword is stabbed into his crotch

thief 3 was a good game just way to many glitches and wall texture glitches there's a problem when you can climb the back side of a wall then drop off the world

[ericktm]

LOL, that happened to me before. this usually happens when you shoot an arrow to their heads from the back.

How did you do it?

[Max0Inq]

Riverdancing townfolk.

[Anonymous738]

lol, reminds me of all the glitches from TES 4 Oblivion.

[torture4all]

´comon, you know that from movie Dawn of dead! It´s a zombie, you have to shoot him in the head before it wakes!

[partition00]

ITS A TWITCHER!

[GarretDejiko]

GET'S DOWN!!

[GreenGold33]

lolz favorited

[luthinen]

Death Cramp?

[Kovitlac]

Just earlier today I was playing, and a guard was attacking one of the walking stone statue. Except this one just stood there, silent, as the guard yelled and threw a fit, attacking and demanding that he stop that, right this minute...

It has its flaws, but DS is my favorite of the series :)

[drpavelko]

Aw man really? I mean I like all the thief games but I'd have to say that two was my favorite. Have you been playing since they came out or did you start with DS?

[NathanBForrest1776]

he just wanna fuck a little before he dies ...even if it is fucking the plank

[Xanatos712]

@NathanBForrest1776 Heh, he didn't want to die a virgin.

[Digitalwoodsman]

some one stole my thief game too! ironic , I was able to get it back

[Lithiumpoison]

mir si des acuhd a schon ma passiert xDD sieht so geil aus xDDD

[Alenthas]

Someone stole my Thief DVD, and I have no idea who took it :(

[SavageArms357]

Garrett stole it :D

[Digitalwoodsman]

hahaha good one

[wolttere]

@SavageArms357 why would he stole someones legs?

[SavageArms357]

@wolttere When I left that comment it was before Youtube had implemented the @Someone thing, I was replying to some guy who said his Thief 3 cd was missing.

[JTHMBirdGuy777]

I've had that happen before.

[InhumanGrotesque]

THE SAME FREAKING THING HAPPEND TO ME!!! AT THE SAME PLACE!! xDDDD

[ddaa12]

Yeahh!!

Me too, but not only in this place.

[nerothedemon001]

looks like he's raping the dock

[CaptainJeanLPicard]

I hope Thief 4 is more like Thief 1 and 2 in terms of level design/size. Thief 3 had some good ideas, but much of the game was poorly executed.

[johnlocke555]

Nope, the desing is excelent in thief3.

[Soundtrack1000]

Which is the best of these

[CaptainJeanLPicard]

Thief II is, by far, the best in terms of gameplay and design. Thief III has better graphics, of course.

[ThebanPhalanx]

Nah the graphics of Thief III were really annoying and crap. I prefer the original Thief I and II graphics. The physics and engine of Thief III is completely BROKEN.

[CaptainJeanLPicard]

You know, Thief I and II have nice art that held up quite well for the time, I completely agree with that. When I saw better graphics for Thief III I don't mean art/art direction, just stuff like polygon counts and shadow mapping.

[ThebanPhalanx]

Yeah,

Apart from the shadw and polygon count

The engine is literally BROKEN. The engine doesnt allow blocking, proper melee combat (without scripted attacks), backstabs at any angle, flexibility, fluency and smoothness, etc... The engine is crap..

[rayz3nthe0n3]

You're right The engine is broken I think i reinstalled it a thousand times and patched it a dozen times too but for nothing

[CaptainJeanLPicard]

*say, not saw

[Tadddius]

I Agree Thief 1 And 2 Were Great, Thief 3 Just Failed.

[IIIIcodeIIII]

nah its fail on my comp. i have a really shit comp :L

[CooLitU9009]

i like the first theif the best and lord baffords mannor was best level ever created

[BADassDANTE]

if he could talk he would say

AHHHHAHH I got a HUGE SPLINTER in my ANIS LOL

[ArchKeeper]

I was playing once, and a thug fell upon being knocked out and fell right on his sword. it didn't kill him but he balanced perfectly on the tip, till the blade went through him and he fell to the ground with it sticking out of his chest, it looked really cool but he was only KOed

[JackReaper8]

no pegged leg pirate guard! i have this happen all the time i also hate how the hag THROWS FIREBALLS!!!!scary!

[raymylover]

lol the hag is there?

[SumawTromuks]

it's a pagan underground creature.. XD

[clock0789]

i think thief 3 was awsome but it had alot of bug's

[raymylover]

yeah it really did

[MoonHoplite]

It had a crappy game engine, one which didn't allow proper sword fighting. You can't block or have good combat in this game engine, so they gave Garrett a dagger instead -.- ....

[1Deltaforce1]

nice cover up by them eh?

[TheYaamai]

Umm what the hell was taht big thing walking about ._. ..... Its scaier then seeing a walking satute and undeads walking around alot scarier i tell ya

[KalleAnkasPlanka]

Spasms :P

[ooopppoopp]

Always happens when im on that bridge. I also managed to make that last boss fall down in the water, then i saved and then the game crashed everytime i walked out of the Docks. I had to do the whole game over again;<

[spalicean]

funny

did you ever get scared by those zombies

[morerstor]

He looks like he is humping the floor...

Hard..

[TrollFredrik]

Drunkard..

[sleaba]

i had a thing that once i jumped and he was like flying! I had supernatural abilities!

[kappak88]

looooooool

[jollter]

its a sighn. it meens "Come here and this will happen to you!" xD

[fabiopinhao]

this is a common engine problem

[umuttt1986]

happens all the time its because of graphics!

[AluminumHaste]

Graphics have nothing to do with the physics engine. A collision box is partially stuck in another, so it keeps running collision detection on the body.

[SSJJamie]

this is close to the zombie ship where i freaked out!xD

[HerrJohannessohn]

looks scaringly real

[ipwinyou]

Sweet, Im going to have to try that!

[birdgirl69]

the man is possessed XD

[TheGrimSmile]

Gotta love the ragdoll physics! XD nice one!

I found a glitch where the AI will run into a wall and die O.o

[mandeep7540]

Its just a fault while making the game. there is some gap between the two wood models, and the man is stucked in between the two wood.

[IvancelGroaznic]

Philadelphia experiment? :))))

[wannabeastarrover]

nice comment , lol . thats cool

[SevScout]

hehe i liked this glitch in the game^^

[Nekr0n895]

Hahaha This dancing body comes for extra creepy with this ghost ship docked there.Scary ... :D

[MicLODsonKDYboxes]

lol!

[tracybrauer]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude what the F&*#*&# was that all about man????? that was hillaaarrriiouuusss!!! i cant get that outta my head!!! hahaha NICE GOING!!!

[Shnobster]

its like my dad dancing at a wedding

[tracybrauer]

hahahahahaha niceeee!!!!! hahaha realy good

[VLJD9]

havok glitching, halo 3 does it, saints row 2 and god knows how many other games. oh and oblivion too :D

[5055672439]

There are alot of WHAT THE HECK???S in this game! I r have on pc. For example you can kill gamoll the hag with a oil flask right were you are on the docks its tricky but if you make here slipp into the water u r never find here again in the game! MOOOOOOOOOOOOROFL!

[coffeeintheface]

Gotta love ragdoll physics.

[Hyaagu]

wheres Abysmal Gale?

[noobsmasher123]

omg that chapter scared the crap out of me and made me a bit sad. i was like "OMG you killed the city ima keel you!" gamall was REALLY SCARY!

[bloodyawakening]

hes wiggling his hips lol.

[hulkgamer]

k little suestion what is the moster on the back ground

[FirstLittleSomething]

Those monsters are running around near the end of the game, if you have problems with them, try Oilbottles ;-)

[bloodyawakening]

im stuck in the museum part, is it close to my chapter?

[FirstLittleSomething]

Yes, as far as i remember you have one chapter left after the Museum. If you have more questions better send me a message. I loved the Museum, you can steal everything :-)

[zythepsarian]

dude you fucked him up bad, hes all doin the rubber chicken death thing

[DRZOID5]

*adds maccaron music*

[2djd]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooool

[laserproof]

lmfao! he really is possesed

[ELFHUNTER50]

hes posesed !

[Lithiumpoison]

Des hat ausgeschaut als hätte er den Steg gerammelt xD

[Shadow8136]

Ah... this is cool

Theif seems like it was the like the first version of Oblivion Elder Scrolls.

[5imian]

um. wrong! bzzzzzt.

[SpearOfGoth]

Oh yeah and if you search of oblivion videos theres some really funny ones like this of where ppl close them up in doors and they flail around.

[SpearOfGoth]

Lol thats awesome , I had the no guards rich people glitch like Sven aswell. And one where after I knocked them out if they had a necklace on there would be a shiny spot in the air where they were.

[PLATOON72]

HAAHAHAHAHAHHH havok's bug >=DD

[Dael1991]

thats bug

[Pumpernickel006900]

1/5

[2niteimgonnarocku]

thats one of the funniest things i have erver seen

[Falkning]

that happens to me too

[fisherf5]

what cant a body dance XD?

[svenskliksom]

lol i got a weird glitch/bug where all the guards were gone and everyone was rich as hell, that was nice ^_^

[Sabre809]

Did you know that if you save it while holding a body and then loading it they stay in this possison like they have their hands behind there heads as if there relaxing and i use that to throw them on chairs so it looked like they fell asleep.

[MYNAMEZCHRIS]

thats not a very discretely hidden body... unless you tried to camoflage it as a living person...hmmm

[Eggs4Eva]

hahaha this happends really offten and its always funny :P if u put a body in a door frame and shut the door they jiggle like mad!

[8potta]

I have killed Gamall sevrel times!!! jsut drop an oilbottle on a stair or something like that and she passes out for ever ;p but when you start in another location she will be alive again (sorry for my english)

[warrior9081]

Thats a pagan but in he docks. wth

[inu388]

Umm it's a guard :/

[DRZOID5]

um.... no..... it's gammall

[ZemplinTemplar]

That guard must be a dancing enthusiast... :-P ;-)

[GrinderGuy]

Interprative dance, if I'm not mistaken...

[CreamyLover]

I killed a cat in the Widow's Manor while it was pacing.. It ran and ran halfway through the wall and all you saw were it's legs twitching.

[WhiteJewDevil]

i oil slicked a cat then set it on fire,was my moving lantern

[wannabeastarrover]

hehe i came across this physics glitch as well, hes dead but falling through a gap and bouncing ect , if u get it just right it never ends

[Zaychonuk]

Ya mama! ;)

[deadvodka]

Voodoo man! Voodoo!

[tommy1201998]

0:05 where did that thing come from??? I know its a pagan beast thing but I never saw it at the docks?

[Nnovata]

It's gamall after being discovered.

[oo7nikp]

who? and where do i find him

[filmsforyou]

"Her" if you pass the shalebridge cradle, you would know who it is.Its in the final step of thegame, gamall is trying to stop you from placing the artifacts and erasing the glyphs from the world.and she raly wants to live forever and all.

[madmoe1234]

Yh that happens alot in Thief 3 BTW Gamall is so fucking ugly

[keeperalissa]

Hey, look! Gammy's in the background! I friggen hate the psycho witch, I've had friggen NIGHTMARES about her.... *shudders*

[milestarserbia8]

the music is kind of creapy man.

[milestarserbia8]

dude, why are you playing in 3rd person?

its easier in 1st person!

[dahalonut]

nah, i prefer 3rd

[DRZOID5]

will u be doin another speedrun soon?

[silentshadownem]

Im trying to work on it, the seaside mansion is a lot harder then I thought it was going to be though o.O; I at the very least plan to show the first part of the mansion, which is pretty easy compared to the 2nd half but has a lot of intense moments non the less.