Halloween Sweets Special | Ashens

[cyberdroidhd2]

All e numbers in those crap sweet horrible

[Radicalrich34]

ever notice how candy for halloween that's cheap seems to have some fetish involving candy feet?

[ENGLAND1966sam]

wonder what hes washing that test tube up for???

[HedgehogGamers]

@ENGLAND1966sam Never post a comment ever again. EVER.

[flufmyhamster]

its not a nose its a cock lol

[medow174]

As soon as the goop started to fall into the little dish pan i felt sick 0.0

[djlau1]

@medow174 hahaha it looks disgusting xddddd

[IMAmyrose]

I now have a craving for cheap sweets...

[OriginalFaceless]

Lol room 69!!! Also the first sweets u reviewed I always used to get them at Halloween

[CrystalKabuto]

I'm going to guess the American version is better cause I loves those first gummies. xD

[DanteX3250]

I would have any candy. If it costed $1 or $100

[pueojit]

Redrum letom

[hughcri]

The nose looks like a dog paw :(

[DarkDemonWolf76]

i used to use M&M mini tubes for Quarters for the laundry mat

[Alternatevil]

"Almost completely tasteless" pretty much sums up this entire product line...

[sykotik04]

I think I may be the only one who actually ENJOYS cheap 99c Store gummies.

[aj863]

@sykotik04 Nah, I'm with you there.

[sonoskay]

3 consecutive ughs! in a row! it must be nasty

[jcrowley1985]

Room 101? How appropriate, considering the thing Ashens fears most is eating cheap crappy food from Poundland.

[Zytherman]

I've eaten those sweets before. I threw up after eating them

[estradaalfred62]

i had two of test tubes and they were awesome tasting

[jaykay546]

Some woman gave us these on haloween there were nasty

[TheOverlordPlayer]

that must be solient green in that tube

NOBODY WILL GET THE REFERENCE

[ThatEccentricguy]

@TheOverlordPlayer a few will, and you misspelled 'soylent'

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@ThatEccentricguy its been ages since ive seen the movie so cut some slack

[devilkirby164]

@TheOverlordPlayer Whats the reference?

I don't quite know

but i think it has something to do with a show called futurama

[TheOverlordPlayer]

@devilkirby164 it-has-fucking-NOTHING-to do with fucking futurama.

you might want to go ahead a put IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE in the fucking search bar

[MetroidFreak123]

@TheOverlordPlayer omg. poundland gummies is PEOPLE!

[SuperRetrodude]

@ProfessorDarkly same here.

[ProfessorDarkly]

That specimen tube made me want to barf.

[MrDukeecw]

this shhh made me look stupid in class

[MrDukeecw]

yes i seen hostel 1 and 2 good movie

[coboy39]

5.32 : you.ve pulled out vains and eaten them?!? WHAT

[MisterYass]

i was eating while watching this -.-

stopped eating when he got to the test tube thingy

and started trying to fight the food back down

[libraalbert91]

@MisterYass same here

[hank3rox]

I cannot believe he actually consumed that...that...THING in the tube.

[TheGasmaskmagician]

Oh god I rember geting one of those it was a finger in a gross sticky mess. I was sick after:(

[AkatsukiArrancar63]

dem last two tags

[JazzyCurtains]

Did anyone else think of scrubs when he said DR Acula

[libraalbert91]

@JazzyCurtains yes, first thing that popped in my head

[x3demonomega]

TANGY THE WORD IS TANGY!1

[mrgod114]

how much money do you spend in pound land your the only reason they haven't gone bankrupt

[justinss120]

the plastic tube should of had the sex puns on it... >.>

[MCRFOBa7x]

Dr. Acula. They've been watching Scrubs, I see.

[Darkfoxdragon101]

i got one of them i was sick after....

[IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII]

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[kyon813]

@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII ZALGO! HE COMES!

[ERR0R9O9]

@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlII Y U COME HERE! D:

[TheIRJFK]

9:08, Dr Ashens gagging.

[Kaian2011]

what does this smell of OH GOD!!! 7:23

[Kaian2011]

its annoying how many ppl think they cn rip us off at cheap shops

[HenusM]

Did it annoy anyone else when the test tube rolled in the syrup? (8:20)

[DoctorKandosii]

You just consumed more E numbers than a human should ever do in a lifetime. I salute you.

[numericdusk]

Tht was like watchin an episode of fear factor.yu are determined. I give yu props

[RolandTHX]

7:45 The miracle of birth

[TheAxySnaker]

intro: *tune plays* hurl,puke

Ashens the not so Gentle men

[Tungstenio80]

Wait, how can 8 grams of candy can have 26 grams of sugar and other things...? o.o

[mromariz]

@Tungstenio80 26 is the percentage of sugar according to the standard daily values, by dosage. :)

[sonoskay]

3 oughhs. in a row that cant be good

[Kirk00077]

Stuart, you're a stronger man than I for actually eating that ear thing.

[mApppel]

i just realized that you are a lot like my mom. she always keeps random containers of food items as well to use them later.

[NeoTStyle]

Room 69? Isn't this stuff for kids? lol

[iopkluj123]

@NeoTStyle Yeah because he said nothing about that at all

[NeoTStyle]

@iopkluj123

Well look who's in a bad mood today.

[Zeath163]

@NeoTStyle 69 LIKES FTW!! GUYS DONT CHANGE IT!!!

[lolzabubbles]

Have you seen hostel? xD

[GipTukeMan25]

you just had to eat candy from room 13 number 666 and room 69.

[GipTukeMan25]

you just had to eat candy from room 13 number 666

[BellaCullen35]

Room 69...why...

[247ReviewLiker100]

Whats the point of putting a Police Don't Cross line on the packaging because people ne to open the sweets, you broke the Police Don't Cross line!

[milkkart]

dip the vampire veins(/arteries) in the ear goop, sorted.

[Toontown348]

Vampire VEINS? Half of those are Arteries!

[Strattou]

I had a bag of those gummy body parts. The eyes were horrendous, because of the aftertaste. My dad uses dentures, and me and my mom made jokes about the gummy teeth. I did eat all of the gummies tho.

[CaptainSlow202]

Those nine dislikes are from the manufacturers.

[CAESARbonds]

If you eat to much of the chinese cheap sweets you will turn into a hugry zombie

[JustSpawnKilled]

Did they seriously take the name of JDs play from scrubs?

[NeoLightElectro]

you sir, are very brave.

by the way, the chewy gummy vein things look like wires to me, like wires you would see strapped to something electronic.

[BaffleBento]

Why, I did have a bloody great time XD

Your suffering was most amusing, thank you :D

Also, you're a hero. I wouldn't touch that junk with the spear of destiny.

[TheIceColdGamer]

Sugar doesn't decay.

[domd1127]

how does he know what play-doh tastes like

[MadnessIsRelative]

I felt sick watching this

[RingshadowCat]

Someone brought a load of the first ones into the breakroom at work and dumped them to the center table to feed the masses.

I looked at the brand and recognized it thanks to Ashens, and avoided all of it. Thank you for the warning kind sir!

[gDmHilly]

I had a bag of those gummy eyes. They were nice to be honest.

[lawden06]

I found some of the gummy sweets 18 days after Halloween for some reason. They are worse than I thought it was possible for any lump of sugar to be (especially the pupil which by the way is rock hard). Still, watching 2 other people suffer through it at the same time helped.

[DBPZ]

Oh my eyes! my innocent eyes!!!!

[Gold171]

4:58 lmfao 

[taylonrules]

im not gonna lie. that intro scared me...

[keiyakins]

Yes. Yes, it is funny to watch you suffer.

[Murrtalica]

They stole Dr. Acula from the show Scrubs.

[Bahamut2218]

I just watched 10 minutes of a grown man eating candy.

[SupaCakez]

@Bahamut2218 I don't think those things qualify as candy.

[LeetHydrtalisk]

@Bahamut2218 We all just watched 10 minutes of a grown man eating candy and we loved it.

[flippyfeet12]

@Bahamut2218 no 9 mins 59 secs :p

[JadeJupiterXD]

@Bahamut2218 Don't you mean 9 minutes and 59 seconds of a many eating candy!

[NihilistSlacker]

@Bahamut2218 At least it was a grown man eating candy and not a child...that'd be creepy, and knowing how Google likes to keep track of what people look at, it would probably land you on an unsavory list as well.

[Gasoline85]

@Bahamut2218 I know. If someone had told me 20 years ago, in the future I'd be watching a grown man eat candy and review fake game-systems, I'd have said they're crazy. Still, thank god for Ashens!

[satrestudios]

@Bahamut2218 Welcome to the internet.

[The909revolution]

What are you planning to do with a thick plastic tube O.o

[LETHERNECKS]

the horrifying sound of him munching and chewing away at these gummies made this worthwhile xD

[TechyBen]

I've seen the "fat free" sweets in the local Budgens too. I just froze there in the que, I was truly awestruck.

[DarkPuIse]

Ashens needs to create a yuck-ometer that goes by his face scale. Smiling, happy ashens for a candy that's actually awesome (which, owing to the nature of these videos, we'll never see), down to a horrified, fearful look of "Get it away from me now!" (Which, owing to the nature of these videos, will probably be 85% of the candy reviewed.)

Either that, or rank them in Sad Ashens. After all, Sad Onions are only good for the 0-3 crowd, while Sad Ashens are universal and apply to all ages.

[sonoskay]

@DarkPuIse i like the sad ashens idea

[nightmare1alphat07]

jizz

[564955charlie]

We have the same shit in the US, now 75% off due to it being off season yet still 100% disgusting.

[DrShaym]

Put a LEGO motor in the tube and make a dildo.

[Comptekhs]

What country is the candy made in I know at my dollar store a lot of it is made in china.

[wolffang489]

69 isn't USUALLY a holoween reference

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

Hostel is one of the most goriest movies ever made.

[DThorn619]

I cringed at the specimen tube, reminds me of an egg except bad.

[brocowsci]

what? no razors?

[DJjohnhanson]

Oh God. And I Thought Lunchables Where Bad. Yuck :(

[teel115]

Oh Gods. I had an English teacher in high school who gave those gummy parts away every Halloween. They were TERRIBLE.

[TheDumbassbuffet]

that fly at 8:25 is bugging the crap out of me

[CrazyStyxFan]

Ashens, you want disgusting, try the Bertie Bott's beans. Your stomach will turn after eating earwax, soap, vomit, grass, and booger flavored jelly beans

[anxaje]

@CrazyStyxFan Those are purposely nasty.



[SnakeTheBoss13]

Ashens sacrificed his stomach in this episode.

[roryos]

9:08 gag reflex me thinks

[idudealdunate]

Frank N Styne= Frankenstein

[ilikepie757]

@idudealdunate NAH, REALLY? :3

[digitalreview774]

how do u dislike this?

[serfox1]

I threw up a bit at around 7:50... Wow. Just...wow.

[Gimebooze19792]

Smelling that is like passing gas, you have to sniff it twice just to make sure it stinks.

[lockdown616]

wow, I just realised the irony in eating vampire veins

[LOLfilms100]

Lol room 69

[pedal2th3metal]

@LOLfilms100 Don't judge, She's simply "misunderstood" to the world ;)

[619thedance]

you know ashens is using that tube for pot.

[AgentOrange96]

Do they know what 69 means!?! Room 13 makes sense, but 69...

[MrMonkeyman98]

8:41 a fly came out of the tube

[MrMonkeyman98]

i like you ashens as you provide you provide us 2 videos per week

[Overhazard]

So apparently, Frank N. Styne is anorexic (as he's fat free) and has two noses.

[Dazanin1]

Just a fun fact to make them even more appallingly cheap, that "test tube" was a pre-blown 2 liter bottle. They transport them like that to bottling facilities, which then heat them up and stretch them out into the bottles you might buy drinks in, which thins the plastic out.

[Thatevilmidget]

Those test tubes are generally filled with a mixture of pure high fructose corn syrup and lemon flavoring extract. Tastes like a war crime honestly...

Even worse than those are the gummy hearts with the "strawberry" flavored syrup inside. Tastes like eating rubber dipped in Lava Lick (that old syrupy candy from way back when that was essentially pure melted sugar with food coloring in it)...

[abbadeen]

i brought a pack of those laces today and i must say, after a while, it tastes very sugerry and it builds up exstra flem in your mouth

[AlvarezAzel]

I think the test tube would be required for the stool sample you would have to take to the Doctors the next day.

Also my 7 year old daughter had some of those body parts sweets in her trick or treat bag. She asked me what the teeth looking thing was and my only thought was a labia as it seriously looked like one, It also tasted bloody awful.

[DylRicho]

"Do not want!" makes me chuckle every time xD

[Clay3613]

This is not all new! It's 5 days old!

[clemies2000]

Amazingly ASDA in Eastleigh is selling this stuff and has a massive variety. I almost bought some to see how bad they were ... then didn't.

[angelpichu1]

4:51 the veins look like deoxys's arms (deoxys is a pokemon)

[jason123456789210]

i thought the ear was a sperm and the nose a dick

[LOLfilms100]

They sold those first ones in woolworths

[Jarren202]

Sometimes being a vegetarian has unexpected benefits.

[TeknicolourMoo]

7:50 looks like a giraffe giving birth

[toomanyaccounts]

Hey I wonder if Ashens would like some candy next halloween from the American Party city chain? Their body parts candy was actually decent. Maybe the American stuff is better quality.

[hardrockalexxx]

im surprised that the taste test didn't end you in the hospital

[FranThe1]

Those sweets at the begining.. Yeah well i got a nose one when i was trick or treating... Ashen's isn't lying.. THEY ARE DISGUSTING, I WOULD HAVE RATHER GOT SOME TERRIBLE DISEASE THAN ATE THAT SWEET. ruined my night..

[hazelcrisp]

i found the monster hotel at asda and i had sherbert one and marshmallow guts and i found it the taste ok

[Kevster1993]

Dr. Acular? HOW DARE THEY! J.D would be furious.

[hyenalord]

I swear, when I saw the specimen tube, I first thought that it was a giant, deformed sperm cell.

[Cassuttus]

I almost feel bad for our buddy Stuart.....almost..

[Zikar]

Ah 7:47... what a charming image.

[cidguy99]

Tasteless room 69 because it's Miss Understood.

[FemJesse]

Mmmm nothing flavored.

[RayTehSun]

This is the same shit as "Sweet Cred." They fuckin' sell this at Tesco's for like a fiver. Y'all lucky to get it for a pound.

[Overhazard]

@RayTehSun They sell Sweet Cred here in the USA too. I tried a bag of some of their candy out of curiosity, and it tasted like a mess. The worst gummi candies I've ever had.

[Robertscr20021]

I actually feel sick just watching

[feckingbillgates]

The "fizziness" of the last item is the taste of it being off, I imagine.

[hellrazor117]

what does 3:36 remind you of  ???

[ceegnz]

I second farmanorl's idea. Stuart, any chance of setting up a second camera pointed at your face so we can get to watch you shuddering and wincing while you eat the inedible ?

[GeneStarwind09]

When the test tube was on the dish, it had an uncanny resemblance to a dildo, which made the fact that you said "it might be useful for something later" slightly disturbing.

[ReddoFreddo]

"fresh from room 16" that was a pretty funny joke actually. enough to scare the kids

[homicidalwolfair]

right when you poured that test tube with the ear in it to the saucer it looked so gross.

[KittiesKids]

Its probably just my dirty mind but did that 'nose' he ate look like a 'thing'? o.O

Ashens...you may have eaten something that makes you regret what you have done even more

[Gavin3214]

DR.ACULA ??? They Stole That From Scrubs!!!!!

[scottishotgarcia]

@Gavin3214 ALso a band! lol



[ShortFingeredShreder]

@Gavin3214 Scrubs stole DR.ACULA from Mitch Hedberg!

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

Room 69? What?

[wolfen26]

That specimen tube looks disgusting. Even that made me wince and I dont get grossed out that easily.

[Pehmokettu]

Drinking Tesco Gin to clean the mouth?

[farmanorl]

It would be brilliant to see you film your emotions as you devour this disease-ridden poundland crap.

Thumbs up if you want to see him film his gurning face.

[Johnnyafc2008]

Ive been to the toilet and it looks like whats in the test tube - i think i need medical attention

[Deadbeatloser22]

Sounds like the teeth taste like the stuff used for actually taking dental impressions.

[kakureru]

taste like farts?