@Paranoir87 Reita?! :o Sure?! >_< It sounds like Rukis high voice and computer mades voice at 1:47 you hear it.. Ruki always sings it's on the playbacks.
Great job.Haha"Let's see two gays,how do you take a shower",super funny.I think although we have to know what the real lyrics are,it is more important to know how Ruki sings it out.
don't show your face i don't want to die hahahahahhaahah is that face so deadly that when Ruki look at her/him can die?? XD hahahahahaha LOL good job done!! this is so damn funny XD lol oh shit eat too much weigh too much XD XD XD lol that makes sense too lol XD
i love this vid GAZETTE RULLLEEEE!!!!!!!! XD =) GAZETTE U RULE FOREVER!!! AND THANKS HINAKU FOR PUTTING THE LYRICS ON THE VID THANKS BYE !!!!!!!!!!XD =)
lolz at first i thought that this was the real lyrics b4 i read misheard lyrics in the description box at the end! lololol. i thought this was real n i was like whut? haha. u really got me hehe.
Hysterically funny, (i love misheard lyrics where it DOES actually sound like that) and made all the more better by the gem put in at 2:14. well done!
hahaha i i know this is awesome but now wheni listen to the real song I think they are saying "Dentist on my dog" haha i also love the "lets see 2 gays"
SHANK THE COMPUTER!
abrokenkokoro 5 days ago
Let's see two gays!! How do ya take a shower?!! (of course we take shower with Water)...-.-
12345678953922 3 weeks ago
Omg I'm laughing like a mad! ahahah
fedepunkrock1 1 month ago
omfg it's YAMAPI!!!! :3
BlackAvengerGirl 2 months ago
ruki:oh shit eat too much weigh to much?
me:well i am a lil fat but ty anyways :DDD
loveimmortal8 4 months ago
haha oh, my God!! waaay too funny!! xD loved it xD
GothPsicodelia 4 months ago
I hear: 'Let`s see two gays , this is a masturbation, why can`t u understand u can`t feel myself!~ o.o
LucifersPervertAngel 6 months ago
SHANK THE COMPUTER! LMAO
sasukecankillitachi 6 months ago
omg i died laughing! do you kno9w what hes actually saying? I thought he was saying 'Yo, fat boy' XD
lufuse 7 months ago 3
*dies* Oh my aushgblhahahahaahahahahaahaahahaaaa X°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
Noleise93 10 months ago
SHANK THE COMPUTER FTW!! xDD
xmultimixxz 10 months ago
ich kacke hier in mein shirt... das kann man auch verstehen!
thepigmypuffshow 11 months ago
@thepigmypuffshow hab ich mir auch gedacht xD
NarutoLegendOf 7 months ago
you know even if these were the lyrics...the song would be jammin' anywayz
This is GazettE :Pand I LOVE this song, nice parody
kekekuku 1 year ago
"There's a dentist on my dog." xD
FlamingoPaladin 1 year ago 5
2:14 I'd fuck it
TheCircusReject 1 year ago
Except it was Until You take a shower
CrazyRabixxx 1 year ago
OMFG! at 2:02 i heard the same thing the very first time i listened to em!
CrazyRabixxx 1 year ago
Let's see two gays XD
MadeInPoland182 1 year ago
LOL "don't show your face"
"i don't want to die"
LOL im going to use this as a comeback xD
happykawaiiday 1 year ago
on 1:57 i always here " I can not be your manager" :P Nice video
Jasppier 1 year ago
at the end i understand "cum to me you fucking sick " xD
01deathman 1 year ago
poor gazette, they can't speek englsh so well, and you are laughing and parodying them xD :D but I love when japan people speak english :D
WicKey101 1 year ago
haha i laughed really hard with your lyrics ^^
gakushiji 1 year ago
this is horrible too do a parody on this vidéo thats a crime !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ttdu2414 1 year ago
Io ti amo x°°°DD
TGPowa39 1 year ago
I really like gazettE but this is so damn funny :))
Louysa1 1 year ago
0:24 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!
XDJROCKER 1 year ago
I hear: "Cuz you too gay, this is the last explanation" and "dance scream insomnia, he's laid with Martin. yeah!" or " GAY, until u take a shower ".
Ruki you little pervert! xD
I love them! x3 [fan mode on]
UrukiRud3R 1 year ago
Haha. I love how at the beginning he's all like,"YOU." XD
(: Oh shit, don't come near me. Ain't that what the actual lyrics are?
Gawd. Ruki and his sexy little accent D:
NyappyWoot 1 year ago
@NyappyWoot
LOL
Reita sings this song , not Ruki ahahhahaahha xD
Paranoir87 1 year ago
@Paranoir87 Reita?! :o Sure?! >_< It sounds like Rukis high voice and computer mades voice at 1:47 you hear it.. Ruki always sings it's on the playbacks.
At lives the other 4 do some parts. :)
NurSieAlle 1 year ago
@Paranoir87 what!? really? O_O
happykawaiiday 1 year ago
LOL xD i was laughing to death!
sakurahime1325 1 year ago
SHANK THE COMPUTER lmfao XD
HarukoReijiFLCL13 1 year ago
Haha, awesome! <3
Who's that in the beginning, dj-ing his underpants(?)? XP
NekoArts 1 year ago
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ErrorOperatorx 1 year ago
@NekoArts actually, it's not miyavi, it's Yamapi, it's a clip from Nobuta wo Produce ^^
ErrorOperatorx 1 year ago
@ErrorOperatorx Who's Yamapi? I've never heard of him.. O_o
NekoArts 1 year ago
@NekoArts Yamashita Tomohisa, he's actually a pop singer and actor, part of the group NEWS. It's a bit random that it's used here to be honest
ErrorOperatorx 1 year ago
@ErrorOperatorx oh snap he kinda looked like miyavi
hinakun 1 year ago
@hinakun Yeah, it's kind of low quality, so it's difficult to tell. I just happen to love that drama x3
ErrorOperatorx 1 year ago
epic win the japan dj ;)
Btkoriginalaccaunt 1 year ago
that guy with the towel is epic
iamdattebayo 1 year ago
@AkumaKurohana thanks. lol XP
Cocoaba9 1 year ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha x10000
"How do you take a shower" =))
this lyrics are Veeeeerrrrrryyyyyy FFFFFunny
MisaLolitaDoll 1 year ago
This is the real lyrics and ruki is gay :D
aikoO48 1 year ago
jahjhaa XDDD
rousell18 1 year ago
where did you find that clip of him licking the mic? lol it wat smexy. lol
Cocoaba9 1 year ago
cool
09185705922 1 year ago
@tehpudderz Yes, it's him. That's from Nobuta wo Produce (Episode 4~)
nekishu 1 year ago
@tehpudderz Yamashita Tomohisa, a pop idol, leader of the band NEWS
nekishu 1 year ago
awesome
hum210000 1 year ago
ill se se sex him o-o and LMFAO gay! this is a masturbation! XDDDD
SapphireZukotu 1 year ago
Great job.Haha"Let's see two gays,how do you take a shower",super funny.I think although we have to know what the real lyrics are,it is more important to know how Ruki sings it out.
lovejg4 1 year ago
"SHANK THE COMPUTER!!!!!!" XD
PeinShikaTobi 1 year ago
when Ruki wass licking my mic i sceamed!!!
lovejg4 1 year ago
OMGGGGGGGGG
From 1:51 till 1:55 I always hear "Was U2 gay?? This is the last confession!!"
xxxmindblockxxx 1 year ago
love the mic action :)
hehe rukis accent is love...
he should try making
more songs in english!<3
xOxannachanxOx 2 years ago 12
hahahahahaha xD is funny 3:17 GAY !!! how do you shower ? lets sse two gay !!!
GAY !!! how do you take a shower ? don't touch me don't touch her 3:28
rukibyou 2 years ago 3
this was hilarious lol
xxx6hades6xxx 2 years ago
hi ruki lol
xxx6hades6xxx 2 years ago
lol ruki and his bad english just kills me but I love him any way! ;P
JrOcKfAn4LiFe2318 2 years ago 3
LMFAO this is the best shit everrrrr~ theres a dentist on my dog...GAY....eat too mch weight too much....omg tis was awesome
haydokami 2 years ago
o_O
sex
Maria483Aishiteru 2 years ago
"let's see two gays'
"it's a little martin yay!"
"how do you take a shower"
"there's a dentist on my dog"
i'm dying right now XDDDD
crackerz15 2 years ago 3
LET'S SEE TWO GAYS! xD
I hear that everytime too xD
nyappyvanu 2 years ago 61
"Oh shit, eat too much, weigh too much" HAAAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
piaka56 2 years ago
I will never think of this song the same way again ^_^" who is that random person sitting at the table?
saiyukiotaku 2 years ago
I watched this a long time ago and laughed about it for a loooong time..everytime I recalled this XD ..
but I didn't realize back then you made this Hinakun ~ okay so I love you even more >3
BlackcherryHeaven 2 years ago
hahaha
ruki is a fuckin' uke XDD
see how he likes his micro
nobody can say me that he's seme anymore XDD
ChiBloodangel 2 years ago 3
OH SHIAAAAAAAT DONT COME NEAR ME!< HAHA LOL OH SHAAAIT eat too much weight tooo much!! LOL I LOVE THERE ENGLISH!
PeachBlossomMist 2 years ago
LOl how can I answer those questions INDEED WTF XD
oishiininja 2 years ago
"Dance Queen Insomnia
There's a dentist on my Dog"
and "It's a little martin yeah!"
Will someone porn with me?
Lets see two gays!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD"
Oh My Fucking God!!! Sugoiiiii!!!
miaka1307 2 years ago
hurt lee+close that rock=rock lee from naruto xDDDDDD
2:01 !!!! everytime i listened to this song i hear`"gay" too xDDDDDD
Nyunyuuuuuuu 2 years ago
Hah :D
Th3PunkGirl 2 years ago
it should be oh shit eat too much dung too much XD
memoriesin 2 years ago
OMFG im dying of laughter right now XDDD these lyrics r easier for me to follow along than the real ones XDD
"I hate that dog, give me that dog" LOVE IT!!! LMAOOOO~
hydeobsession4794 2 years ago
Meh too!!!!!! LOL XD..I always thought that one shower part always sounded like shower!!! XDDDDD LMAO!!!!1
XxXGazeFanXxX 2 years ago
I can't listen to the original anymore without thinking of your lyrics! xD
Keep it up. :D <3
shiawasenikokoro 2 years ago
Good job! lol!
marden67 2 years ago
OMG AHAHAHAH
this just kill me XD
but at the end , i hear " use a tet twist" and not " You sex me" .. but this is ok too XD
(Sorry for my shity english)
CriticalTsuko 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!
"Don't show your face I don't want to die"
Beautifuuul *.*
Rin0aa 2 years ago
omg :3
Lol xD
CRAZYxMENSJEx 2 years ago
HAHAHHAH.. BEAUTIFUL~! xD
Pooobaihr23 2 years ago
This lyrics is awsome .
SHANjingVIV 2 years ago
I'm convinced he's saying "aunt jemima's got some rice" in the chorus.
MalahkAngel 2 years ago 3
LOLOL :3
MaiReflection 2 years ago
so funny!!!!! Gay... how do u take a shower???, let's see two gays.....I hate that dog
xDDD
I love the Gazette!!!!!
yesystrife 2 years ago 3
GAZETTE (l)
Thx for this xD It's really funny. I'm a great Gazette's fan....
GAZEROCK IS NOT DEAD !
(I love " how do you take ashower" xD )
fashiionxtiiff 2 years ago
wow that one is good
SHANK THE COMPUTER
that is awesome
sexynative19 2 years ago
oh my god this is fukin hilarious!!!! i love this song and it sounds perfect with these lyrics XDDDDD
i was cracking up so much i nearly fell off my chair :D
I LUV IT! *FAVORITED* GREAT JOB :D
GazeHime 2 years ago 4
:D much laughter was experienced :D
corinnajune 2 years ago
SHANK THE COMPUTER!!!
greenii 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA
maron92 2 years ago
歌詞違うし
OGIWARA091 2 years ago
parodyの意味分かってる?
kimbathekingda 2 years ago 3
hahahah there's a dentist on my dog!!!diggidi that dog lol
iamdattebayo 2 years ago 4
don't show your face i don't want to die hahahahahhaahah is that face so deadly that when Ruki look at her/him can die?? XD hahahahahaha LOL good job done!! this is so damn funny XD lol oh shit eat too much weigh too much XD XD XD lol that makes sense too lol XD
ChocolateAi13 2 years ago 3
Lmfao i love gazette && this is amazing [:
SoniaInsanity 2 years ago
hahaha^^
nice^^
XHYDEXRUKIX 2 years ago
a little to hiphop for me, but its a kinda good song :D
dragspelspaj 2 years ago 3
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haha trhis shit is funny it actually does sound like it might be the lyrics
jrockequalslife 2 years ago
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jrockequalslife 2 years ago
i love this vid GAZETTE RULLLEEEE!!!!!!!! XD =) GAZETTE U RULE FOREVER!!! AND THANKS HINAKU FOR PUTTING THE LYRICS ON THE VID THANKS BYE !!!!!!!!!!XD =)
nikiu123 2 years ago 3
Hahahahha xD So I'm not the only one that hears "gay" in this song?
xD When you hear something else, I hear "YOu can't keep imaginate yourself gay!" x )
This parody rocks xD Hahhaa, how do you take a shower xDDD Eh... You don't want to know LOLOLOLOLL
Mongoongen 2 years ago 4
omg this is fucking awesome
i luv the part when he "says" GAY
this is really awesome
ScheQa 2 years ago
XD that's all i have to say...."how do you take a shower" ROFL xD that was priceless XD LOL
101shonenjumpfreak 2 years ago
Its a little martin YAY! xDDDDD
NyappyIsLove 2 years ago
lets see two gays
xDDDDDDDDDD
that dog diggidi xDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahahhahaha lol
NotxCoolxPeople 2 years ago
SHANK THE COMPUTER... HAHAHA.
aghammer99 2 years ago
AHHAHA! I "ROFL"ed at the "eat too much weigh too much" part XD
pinkcloud22 2 years ago
ahaha
its a little martin YAY!
totallyunderover 3 years ago
hahahaha, so funny!
"Oh shit, eat too much weight too much"
and they're so slim... hahaha
rozenhinaichigo 3 years ago 3
"lets see two gays" hahaha so funny xD
musicjrock 3 years ago
It's a little Martin. YAY! XDDDD
Let's see two gays! XD
SHANK THE COMPUTER!! (please don't :O)
I died. Seriously. Especially after the mic licking. <3
You are awesome. XD
DrLeenNr17 3 years ago 2
I love this text :):):)
That dog diggi that dog :):)
ShiroiBouJmusicFan 3 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH YOU ARE THE FRIGGING GREATESt
hykue617 3 years ago
Hahaha...GAY! How can you take a shower?
As if being gay made it difficult to do so xD That's funny. Nice job.
And you were making me go crazy with the Ruki fanservice there... <3
ImadeThisNameForAFI 3 years ago
hahaha, so funny xD
NyappyIsLove 3 years ago
lolz at first i thought that this was the real lyrics b4 i read misheard lyrics in the description box at the end! lololol. i thought this was real n i was like whut? haha. u really got me hehe.
xxHarukarixx 3 years ago
The funny thing is, you read the text and it really sounds like they were singing that /D
Pretty awesome, I love it! <3
XxKatieBellxX 3 years ago
LMFAO. The Dj, 'GAY!', 'How do you take a shower?', 'Will someone porn with me?' & 'You can't get a fucking stick' made me ROFL.
Good job (Y) xD
kaymayyuli 3 years ago 3
buhahahahahaha XD
myślałam, że się posikam ze śmiechu XD
anne2662 3 years ago 2
aa! Polski fandom się ujawnia! :D xD
jrockluv666 3 years ago 2
you cant get a fuckin stick nice one
mrsnugglemuffinowns 3 years ago
Nice one , ok , you rock.
XxEldeRgoDxX 3 years ago
LOL
Gay! How do you take a shower!
will you porn with me? YES
XDDDDD awesome xD
wheinachtsmann 3 years ago
GAYYY
How do you take a Shower??
Lets SEe Two GaySS
OMG XDD !!!
FanLaruku 3 years ago
hahahaha!! awesome vid!! "gay how do you take shower?"
0Kazoumi0xrisan0 3 years ago
Hahahahahah! Best!
Zweet94 3 years ago
'YOU CANT GET A F(*()*()& STICK' LOL 'Gay!'
'SHANK THE COMPUTER'
OMGOMGOMOGMOG LOLOLOL
Bobbical 3 years ago
HAHAH! XD that was hilarious !!
QNBT 3 years ago
'"Will someone porn with me?" xD "Let's see two gays "XD "How do you take a shower?" hahahahaha I LOVE it and I'm really addicted to this xD
Uneneane 3 years ago
"Lets see to gays"ってトコ笑えた(・▽・;)
でもgazette好きだからなんかなぁ・・・
xArekkux 3 years ago
sorry I missed;;
"to"→"two"
xArekkux 3 years ago
"There's a dentist on my dog","It's a little martin yay","Will someone porn with me?","Let's see two gays"... I'm lovin' it !! xxD
Uneneane 3 years ago
WILL YOU PORN WITH ME???
LOL
loraluc 3 years ago
hahahaha! I was laughing so hard, I had to pause the video to cool down then continue playing it xD
That dog diggidi that dog
xD
miseinensha 3 years ago
"You sex me, me me me me..." The owner has to be a genious, ´cause the lyrics are so funny!!!
matsumoto1995 3 years ago
lol, so funny!
"Will someone porn with me?...He doesn't touch like me" lol.
I actually can imagine Ruki asking that.
Wow,this is too funny!!
CowInMyFace 3 years ago
oh shit eat too much weigh to much! LOL
Lahnas 3 years ago 2
omg ^^
awesome!
let's see two gays xD
H3len4 3 years ago
LOL! SHANK THE COMPUUUTAAA!
NarutoHime 3 years ago 2
shank the computer!
breathingair 3 years ago
for a second i acually thought he was saying that haha
nancysomeone 3 years ago
oh shit
eat too much
weigh too much
DON'T COME NEAR ME
(excellent) X
Halogen182 3 years ago 2
Hysterically funny, (i love misheard lyrics where it DOES actually sound like that) and made all the more better by the gem put in at 2:14. well done!
LetTherebeRaito 3 years ago
Awsome! xD
Couldn´t stop laughing for 10 minutes xDxD
Nice one xD
"GAY" xD
totalbeknacktetante 3 years ago
this is hilarious.
XD
But in the chorus I thought they were saying
"Gay, this is masturbation" or something.
o_O
But mostly everything else sounded like what I had thought they said. XD
inusan145 3 years ago
yes I also thought that it was "Gay, this is masturbation" when I didnt know the lyrics
" XDDDD
but still love that song and also like rukis japanese english some how its typical for him ^^
XDD
sarachan123 3 years ago
xD Hahahhaha, when you say it I also hear "Gay, this is masturbation" xDDDD LOLOLOLO Epic Win x ) : )
Mongoongen 2 years ago 28
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg I love it hahahah xD
PrincessDarkLove 3 years ago
hehe i love this!
Eragon3252 3 years ago
Ruki hates gay ppl? O.o
arkzlegend 3 years ago
"Will someone porn with me? He don't touch like me." xDDDDDDDDD
"How do U take a shower?"
LumiereLucy 3 years ago
2:20 very sexy
xMushroom 3 years ago
oh shit!
eat too much weigh to much
oh shit
open to me
~ xDD
this video is really funny!
so good ^^
TheCatRuki 3 years ago
There's a dentist on my dog XDXDXDXDXD
I love this so freaking much !!!
XxXNekoGirlXxX 3 years ago
hahaha i i know this is awesome but now wheni listen to the real song I think they are saying "Dentist on my dog" haha i also love the "lets see 2 gays"
Eragon3252 3 years ago
omg- i love this song and that really made me laugh!!
clarenceboo 3 years ago
off the wall
off the wall
PikmenCrazyToa 3 years ago
There´s a dentist on my dog- lmao
YuukiCamui 3 years ago
this is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen....O.O....*too stunned to speak further*.....
sakuejin666 3 years ago
OMG!Really Hilarious!
malangx 3 years ago
And can you hear my shout!
GAY!
*rofl*
excellent, made my day!!
NihonjinLove 3 years ago
oh my god this made me laugh so much
satoshi2b 3 years ago
Yaah.. xD, I misheard the most too.
cant stop laughing, oh dear..
shuiyanlei 3 years ago
*can't stop laughing*
I nearly lied on the floor after "GAY how do you take a shower?" xD
this is one of the best misheard lyrics video I was ever watching xD
better than 5 stars !!!!!!!!!!!!!
MikaChan86 3 years ago 2
ha hah ha ha *Soil*
GAY XDDD
yes Ruki's english is sooo....ok ok <3333
marcelaRock 3 years ago
GAwd... that was hilarious... XDDDDDD
Oh, dear...
taesan 4 years ago
your first set of "???" is definitely supposed to be "Whatchoo' tell me, salad bowl!?"
Kaorutenshi 4 years ago
haha u are so rite. thats friggin hilarious.
sirpimpalot1992 4 years ago
haha thats true lol
hinakun 4 years ago
I love you O.O -hugs-
XxCheeseroxxX 4 years ago