Is your microwave a dirty piece of shit, are you a lazy asshole, and you don't know what to do. Well, do I have an idea for you. In no time your soap bottle can be ejaculating cleaning fluid everywhere, and all you have to do is put hand soap in your microwave, turn it on, and have a complete lack of intelligance.
Warmer soap. Great idea, this way, maybe, but you'd have a little melted plastic in there too, which is not really the desired when you want to clean your hands.
every time he asks if it is a good idea i say no then i remember i have my earphones in and im in class..... Sorry Mrs. Smith!!!!!.....and Mr. Jones..... and..... the rest....
I'm eating roasted nuts right now! PEANUTS, OK! It's not the type they talk about THERE! It's the inedible one they're talking about. The body one. How come so many people say they're peanuts?! THOUSANDS of people like peanuts worldwide!
You know what should work? If you microwave soap in a better bottle that doesn't melt, you should be able to make soapgas. That would make it so much easier to clean the microwave!
...... im starting to get bored of the non humor that you put into the shows..... you gotta get more real? otherwise its your supervisors that arent letting you laugh?
1:45 - 1:58 THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! =D
D2000000 6 days ago in playlist Season 1 2
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D2000000 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
you really don`t want clean it
TheAlicrash 6 days ago in playlist Season 1
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Kiss ur hand 5 times
Say ur crushes name 15 times
Post this to 2 vids
FawDark 2 weeks ago
CRIMINAL!!!
MrRangersfan4ever 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from JPizzle1122
so what the hell is el bee??
dcogbermu98 1 month ago
is it a good idea to microwave a cup of blood?
jannagiles 1 month ago
Jory changed so much from the first episodes to the last one... I mean, he seemed to be so shy... and now, he's all awesome xD like if you agree
Smoothylanding 1 month ago
I think at 2:41 is a phone number. lol
SkIlLeTfReAk2 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Makarov the microwave
TheJoebassrat 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
It took them 3 episodes to clear off the ketchup packets...
Hamsterliciousness 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
it's also a good for cleaning the microwave without getting your hand colder
wofkwengel 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
It keeps shooting! That's what she said.
TheRetroNintendo 2 months ago
"Is this a really good idea to microwave?" Yes sure, go ahead and microwave that idea.
Lasergurka 3 months ago
It's Fan-tastic! No, that was a bad joke...
TBfanclub 3 months ago
ur voice pisses me off
andiebabyxxx 3 months ago
@andiebabyxxx Listen to Cody Simpson's iYiYi and that voice may p!ss you off more than theirs. /watch?v=ZAHDtzeC_AU&ob=av3e
bxjqz 2 months ago
I love how he said "Beats the hell out of toothpaste!"
ozzykingofpigs 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
125 dislikes try this and roasted their nuts :3
sickcunt1218 3 months ago
2:45 notice the phone number on his hand
apocalypticchickenz 3 months ago
Thanks guys, I need something for my science fair project. :P
P3arlJang 3 months ago
Was this made originally for YouTube or some other site?
FrondomeCast 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@FrondomeCast for youtube
rstarrules13 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Acting 101
Lili0000007 3 months ago
Lol in a college dorm
TheBrownieSundownHD 3 months ago
how much drugs does he does before he records
4EvarJC 4 months ago
UP NEXT WHAT EVERY MAN SHOULD USE CONDOMSSSSSSSSSSSSS
awats98 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
Has anyone tried to call that number on Jory's hand?
joemonroe666 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 27
@joemonroe666 i cant read the #. 410-421-icantreadtherest please tell me!!
StreetHampster 1 month ago
@joemonroe666 i did
PennoLovesAFL 1 month ago
The lisp just makes it lol
elmobabe979 4 months ago
its a good idea to microwave this after microwaving soy sauce
zombiekiller1130 5 months ago
did any one else pause it tosee what was written on his hand
emilyzinger 5 months ago
Yes i was hoping for that
TFreds2 5 months ago
Was anyone else hoping that the soap would explode and clean out the soy sauce?
Critiqu3 5 months ago
does he have a phone nr written on his hand?
TheGoatherdGod 5 months ago
Bad acting at it's funniest and finest
heroclixman1 5 months ago
Is your microwave a dirty piece of shit, are you a lazy asshole, and you don't know what to do. Well, do I have an idea for you. In no time your soap bottle can be ejaculating cleaning fluid everywhere, and all you have to do is put hand soap in your microwave, turn it on, and have a complete lack of intelligance.
PursuingDarkness 5 months ago 2
@PursuingDarkness That is the most win comment I've ever read.
xXMinecraftAddictXx 5 months ago
Warmer soap. Great idea, this way, maybe, but you'd have a little melted plastic in there too, which is not really the desired when you want to clean your hands.
DXMorpheus 5 months ago
microwave wash
xXDeathRoweXx 5 months ago
What's that, written on Jory's left hand? Anyone have a clue?
ilexgarodan 6 months ago
@ilexgarodan It's says "Roasted Nuts" I think
DwarfDaPluto 5 months ago
@ilexgarodan a #
MrHuss99 5 months ago
This is the song that was going through my head: /watch?v=RJqrQJr_vrc
LSkywalker1997 6 months ago
its self cleaning
devilofdeaths 6 months ago
This episode was soooo wrong is soo many levels..
IIlzxiixzlII 6 months ago
@IIlzxiixzlII Is the fact that the bottle looks like it's ejaculating one of those levels? XD
odinfromcentr2 5 months ago
At 2:45 what does he have on his hand?
kevingg98 6 months ago
first time roasted nuts was uttered without laughing, lol
thessbmaster 6 months ago 47
@thessbmaster or was it???
joshuasiu98 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
stop talking like that its very annoying so stop that and start talking normal idiot
fireball7771 6 months ago
@fireball7771 im sorry who was you refering to? >.>
stevean2 6 months ago
Will it blend?
xXmrllamaXx 6 months ago
anyone notice the numbers on his hand 2:40
TheMokinon 6 months ago
@TheMokinon I WANNA CALL IT!!! O3O
RemixerAbsol 6 months ago
this sooo retarded
smeshk 6 months ago
He sounds so dull, out of character, and looks angry lmao!!
CJtheDJ1996 6 months ago
1:47 thats what she said :P
frebangslask 6 months ago
If u do a bar of soap it wil smell terrible and wil expand
tacoglaze 6 months ago
in every epsiode press 4 to skipp to the action!
jowdin2882 6 months ago
try microwave a TNT or a grenade or something........ must be awesome
alcoholicblue 6 months ago
@alcoholicblue they did dynamite
semisecrettwihard 6 months ago
Sponsored by Softsoap.
sammosammy 7 months ago
why does he sound so dull
TheKillaman981 7 months ago
This microwave is in the hall of fame
PokeSkype 7 months ago 2
Heyyyy you can finally say "No one likes roasted nuts" without laughing!!! :D I'm proud of ya lol
CrazyEmoGinger13 7 months ago 2
i wonder if the people who used the dorm room after you were pissed that it stunk lol :)
TheIcemancometh13 7 months ago 2
what does it say that on your hand
SeriousGamer753 7 months ago
@garitina101 he said toothpaste not tuesdays
gagaface26 7 months ago
oh boy it smells like soap!
it sure beats the hell outta Tuesdays!
LOLOL
garitina101 7 months ago
@garitina101 They said Toothpaste not Tuesdays lol
CrazyEmoGinger13 7 months ago
@CrazyEmoGinger13
2 things
one:i REALLY dont care.. >_>
two:your mama :3
garitina101 6 months ago
@garitina101 YOUR SUCH A FAIL!!! HAHAHAHA JKJK :P
ChristinaLovesAAR 7 months ago
haha thats one way to get that nasty sharp clean!!
birthdaygirl1126 7 months ago
Who's phone number is written on your hand? Good thing the soap was squirting, cuz the microwave really needed it.
JasminePaygeBrooke 7 months ago 2
the lack of entusiasm kinda makes me wonder how you've been holding this up for ten seasons.... maybe that's just it O_O good show anyway XD
TindraSan 7 months ago
"oh oh!!! its shooting! i hope it keeps shooting. oh it just shot stuff at the window. oh it stopped shooting."
jjrox23239797 7 months ago
do hand sanitizer-it smells like garlic for some reason....and it might just be the foamy kind...
44Muffinz 7 months ago
it keeps swuirting. LOL thumbs up if u get it
duong003 7 months ago
no one likes roasted nuts. i love it when you say that. :)
lucariokiddo 7 months ago
i get it. the microwave is manufactured by sharp. so they call it a sharp.
tehnannerpuss 7 months ago
now that's proper ventilation
orgrimfawks 8 months ago
why do you sound so bored?
codster4488 8 months ago
its called warm water, not a microwave.
mistysimba29 8 months ago
this one is the closest one to the regular ones as far as jorys intro and roasted nuts line.
tnt303 8 months ago
92420 something something... I NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT HELP ME GUYS
supercollin1 8 months ago
no one likes roasted nuts... what about honey roasted?
illisakedy2 8 months ago
2:39 is that your answers for your exam?O.o
killsome49 8 months ago
that's what she said.
LuluMitchelle 8 months ago
He started off with microwaving lightbulbs and twinkies and goes into co2 canisters
MrUberpwnasaurus 8 months ago
is that a swiffer duct taped to a plastic bat? men. winning men.
iamaboarder 8 months ago
the arm he uses to turn on/off the microwave....wht does the end of it look like a dildo?? lol im just saying
soadslipknotlover 8 months ago
every time he asks if it is a good idea i say no then i remember i have my earphones in and im in class..... Sorry Mrs. Smith!!!!!.....and Mr. Jones..... and..... the rest....
jacquelyncc 8 months ago 2
It just shot stuff at the windows. O.o what stuff...
IGotAPagina 8 months ago
AMAZING ACTING!!!! I LOVE YOU!
Alalena234 9 months ago
What's that written on Jory's hand?
icewhipRox 9 months ago
I was waiting for it to blow up
622Selena 9 months ago
microwaving soap: now kill 99.99999999% of ALL bacteria
bobslayer1881 9 months ago
1:46 - 2:00 That's what she said :P
Shikarimaru 9 months ago 84
@Shikarimaru i laughed so hard about the window part
username48481 5 months ago
2:44 nice phone number on yur hands duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
TheKanyeInterrupts 9 months ago
@TheKanyeInterrupts at least he's getting laid...
laharl69cirno 9 months ago
@laharl69cirno by dudes
str8joker2 9 months ago
@str8joker2 no u
laharl69cirno 9 months ago
i dont know why im saying this on this video but.......... justin bieber is gay
TheKanyeInterrupts 9 months ago
120 persons tried this at home... xP
wow4dkgnom 9 months ago
The microwave is really clean now
nedac341 9 months ago
whats thye microwave name
Re4guy10134 9 months ago
look jory hand! 420 !! he is stoned
asdsadasdasdads 9 months ago
ugh, the whole microwave process is a huge "That's what she said".
xyzMitchellzyx 9 months ago
WOW....just WOW
xyrho322 9 months ago
whers the enthusiasm?
BelieberOfBieber1234 9 months ago
@BelieberOfBieber1234 Jory's acting.
MatheusBond 9 months ago
Watching the whole show from the beginning. Glad to see Jory finally managed to keep a straight face for the "roasted nuts" line.
gajopv1 9 months ago
It kind of sounded like pop corn.
BrittanyoMarie 9 months ago
"oh, oh... it's shooting! i hope it keeps shooting... it just shot stuff at the window!" XD
LaPetiteFleur1993 9 months ago
you're wasted...
Slipknot133skate 9 months ago
I'm eating roasted nuts right now! PEANUTS, OK! It's not the type they talk about THERE! It's the inedible one they're talking about. The body one. How come so many people say they're peanuts?! THOUSANDS of people like peanuts worldwide!
sunnyhoney1232 9 months ago
Dude your acting was so funny in these old episodes
ACE1JONB 9 months ago
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ShinyHappyPenguins1 9 months ago
118 people hate microwaving
ThePokemonlover111 9 months ago
shouldnt he be happy to do what he is doing he is all bored and stuff
xboxfreak971 9 months ago
why do you have a phone number on your hand?
Jesio11 9 months ago
yes... but will it blend??
rickbulldozzer 10 months ago
U guys should microwave water plain non bottled water jst pour it into the microwave and press start thumbs up if u agree :)
slsrox1298 10 months ago 4
i thought the bottle would burst
jaytrep55 10 months ago
but i like roasted nuts... o . o
reeniebear99 10 months ago 97
@reeniebear99 I like mine buttered, roasted, and salted >w>
KHLover1234 7 months ago
@reeniebear99 wall nuts on a open fire so they count as roasted nuts and they taste great :D
hayabusa117239 7 months ago
@reeniebear99 lol
s61095 4 months ago
1:52-2:01 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
TheSulfuric1 10 months ago 2
you sound so fake when your camera put down on your penis nobody wants to see that..
MrFunkyquack 10 months ago
douche bags
MrFunkyquack 10 months ago
lol u used the soap to jack off
TheSniperhotdog 10 months ago
the fired junk and roasted nuts jokes are kinda getting old ok.
rifleman10000 10 months ago
420 on his hand! thumbs up for green!
trickghost 10 months ago
Oh No!! It's shooting!!!! Classic.
nathanrwin 10 months ago
did anyone notice that the soy sauce is still in the microwave!?
mskidzstuff 10 months ago
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2:39 jory has a number written on his arm!!v
MegaJordyn10 10 months ago
2:39 jory has a number written on his arm!!
MegaJordyn10 10 months ago
i do like roasted nust
MrTommi9000 11 months ago
what the name of the song in the frist strike ad
jr540123 11 months ago
I know what you mean by Shooting
Banana04099 11 months ago
yeah, whats up with the voice
pkmnmaster760 11 months ago
i have that same soap XD
kimdarela 11 months ago
god u sound like a fing stoned robot at least try to make it sound exiting >_>
08fullmetalalchemist 11 months ago
@08fullmetalalchemist
lol, that's the best part.
freakinONION 11 months ago
"We have a tin foil shield, so that we don't roast our nuts. No one likes roasted nuts." Me: *is eating dry roasted peanuts* O3O
Goopycrunchi681 11 months ago
1:45 through 2:00 thats what she said
theultimatewin1 11 months ago
So the SoftSoap got softer? Like, ExtraSoftSoap? Hmmm.
therock557 1 year ago
@therock557 HOW DOES LIQUID SOAP BECOME SOFT ANYWAY
unknownodin 11 months ago
1:45-1:55 thats what she said
jihugy987654321 1 year ago
1;47-2:00 thats what she said
evoleechrules 1 year ago
DONT...SCRIPT...THE...SHOW!!!!! its so annoying just hav fun and say random shit its funnier and u get bttr ratings u should try it
123godimbored 1 year ago
@123godimbored It isn't scripted. Watch the FAQ video.
Goopycrunchi681 11 months ago
SARCASAM FOR ROASTED NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matthewdog7 1 year ago
i like roasted nuts
lilHippo 1 year ago
Needs more soul.
JerseyKac92 1 year ago
"It just shot stuff at the window"
That looks sooo wrong!
WhateverKehling 1 year ago
you have to name it: How to clean a microwave. xD
Rabenmeister 1 year ago
His voice is weird because it was his first episodes and he was shy. :3 like I am
march12314 1 year ago
oh no it smells like soap, at least its better than toothpaste
ddelz01 1 year ago
"No one likes roasted nuts"
allikategirlify 1 year ago
is he high?
UploadedL 1 year ago
no-one likesa fried junk... except on toast mmmmmmm tasty
1ronweasel 1 year ago
924201175
thats what it looked like to me but the 1175 might be off and its a doddle instead of numbers
Dante9377 1 year ago
You know what should work? If you microwave soap in a better bottle that doesn't melt, you should be able to make soapgas. That would make it so much easier to clean the microwave!
ScrubsRockGirl94 1 year ago
idc if his voice is a joke or not. im just glad he doesnt do it anymore bcuz its creepy. lol
freestylepurple 1 year ago
:D For Christmas, I'm gonna get you guys gas masks.
ArcherXgen 1 year ago
...... im starting to get bored of the non humor that you put into the shows..... you gotta get more real? otherwise its your supervisors that arent letting you laugh?
xevilneonx 1 year ago
They should microwave a microwave XD
Lawlify 1 year ago
@Lawlify
they already did it
wemustforget 1 year ago
@Lawlify thay did lolz
tyrone4747 1 year ago
Boy, is this warmer soap. Mmmmmm
1377master 1 year ago 74
it sounds like a good lubricant.....
bigfabe12 1 year ago
Holy snap! The videos are so different from the ones you guys do now lol
xxRawrbabyxx 1 year ago
166 people like roasted nuts.
WalmartTheDragon 1 year ago
SOME FIGURE OUT THT PHONE NUM ON HIS HAND
rwragarm06 1 year ago
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is it a good idea to microwave a lps
roottootbootscoot 1 year ago
What a faggot
MrP0enix 1 year ago
mmmm i hope it keeps shooting
Garrett8722 1 year ago
it sounds like he wants to like die,
superXpop123177 1 year ago
so enthusiastic hahaha
cheezegirl22 1 year ago