IDEK 9 1/2

[doubledollarsign1]

omg!!! i have watched this video like 18 times in the past 3 hours! your r so fucking funny! AND SO FUCKING HOT!!!

[last1dogdemon]

darn you i want a low fat yogurt but im scared to eat it because its from Walmart

[SkatengHobo]

Press 3 Its Helarious, And press 8 its LOL Also 1 is funny :D PRESS the Buttons in the video

[SeathrothAndKersaw]

Holy ficking shit Walmart is always creepy at the bank section it's always a Italian guy that's like ah a comea here

[anthonywhistler]

why hello there can i help you find something? HOYL FUCKING GOD "XDDD i replayed that like 15 times..

[cierrasheffield1]

dude u fukin awsome lol txt me? 850-242-8855 tell me who ya r tho so ur not like this freakin stalker txting me O.O

[smile98980]

Holy crap that was the FUNNIEST thing ever! I love you destery!:D

[Mmccarthya]

this video is NiggaCrazy

[blondiegoldfilms1]

hahaha

[briannajustiniano]

you're fuckin funny!!!!!....



[breakurlittleheart15]

If he was my boyfriend, I would be the happiest girl in the fucking world

[Trinitygoesrawrz]

:O Its a dude version of my friend amanda... ^.^

[pezgirl14]

omg sooo funny we have a glorious selection of lowfat yogut

[XtreameMetalScreamo]

@DesandNate

Des...you are one crazy dude....this relly made me pee my pants :D

[Chance16ify]

I quote this all the time and my friends think im crazy...lets admit it...we all are!! 143 Des!!!

[nikkie26ful]

Those 1,322 That dont like this vid are HATERZ!!! This Vid Is Awesome nd I Laugh Everytime ;D

[HardcoreBarbie666]

haha,, walmart at night is creepy .. saw a fat ass lady with a beard D:

[diamindvine22]

u r freaking awesome dude i was listening to knifes and pens then it took me here i love this video ur funny, cute, and freakin awesome

[Nattura2]

aww the train has your nose:,)

[Kailey338]

Uploaded on my bday;D

[mony1033]

i have memorized this entire thing

[BellaBubinia]

i think this and idek 9 1/2 part 2 are the two most hilarious videos i have ever seen

[TheIloveDestry]

Fuck I love you desdes :* thumbs up if walmart is the answer to life for you

[nikkie26ful]

Your hilarious <3

[i25horses]

we have gloreous selection low fat yogurt.....

[screamoliciousjunkie]

If I send my shoes to u will u and Nathan draw on them!? c:

[fattunicorns]

fo the longest time i thought they said we have a glorious selection of low-fat deodorants.no joke.

[TheSamfields]

"we have a delicious selection of low-fat yogurts"

[ThePoprocks32]

dude uf effin hot



[GiantFuzzyPenguin]

the music sounds like catch my disease by ben lee lol

[10booboobear]

This is still funy in 2012

[XxThisTimexX]

yes i get my jokes from you

[automaticworld6]

we went to walmart... as the weird people...

[samrileyisacoolcat]

Me and my friends reference this video just about everytime we see eachother.

[NinkerPink]

1:04 probably the best part :D

[RAWRZZ143]

Mollestache! :D

[78kenz]

I remember watching this video for the first time a couple of years ago(: I still laugh hysteriically every time I watch it(: (:

[SammiBoo1994]

Marry Me (;

[LillianRenalde]

"we have a glorious selection of lowfat yogurts." makes me laugh everytime

[JesseGottaCatchEmAll]

Destery no I am not jealous of your shoes cause I have hand drawn pikachu ones with rainbows and storm clouds! -3

[namesarejustastateme]

destry the world would be a terrible place without you!!! <3

[leolie33]

I love the random pig squeeling.

Hah hah I just plain out love ya :D

[sierracoxvevo]

ur sexy!

[amandahendershot1]

2:20 - 2:21 destrey looks so fucking hot...well hes looks hot either way! <3

[9livesundead11]

omg best video ive eva seen

[KIRSTEN2016]

Ugh I love this Guy!!!

[ideklollmfao]

hahahahahhaha love it lol

[xSabrinaxRoguex]

what 10cc love affair song was that???

[xxP3rf3ctAng3lxx]

wrinkly blanket 

[AlexAmyGilbert]

You are one of the few YouTubers that can actually make me laugh out loud!

[xAriTheGhostx]

How did I get from Knives and Pens to this?!?! But this is hilarious!!! XD

[samrileyisacoolcat]

@xAriTheGhostx Ill tell you how.... pure freaking jizzsauce. Thats how.

[bulltwatingshit]

@xAriTheGhostx how the fuck did i get from karnivool to this ridiculous shit?... 

[XxMORAGNSHAExX]

@xAriTheGhostx I DID TOO. xD

[resevil333]

My face hurts from laughing so much! XD

[BADA7710]

was at walmart tonight after midnight… so i came home just to watch this =D

[crimsonskillet101]

haha haven't laughed that hard in fuckin ages man! grassyass!

[birdievanity0]

LMFAO

Ok....well....i have never had to stop in the middle of a video just so i could burst out laughing freaken head off!

[leolie33]

HOLY CRAP MY SISTER USED TO SAY THAT ALL THE TIME ABOUT THE MAGICIAN AND I NEVER KNEW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT

YES YES YES I FOUND IT AFTER 5 YEARS I HAVE FOUND THE VIDEO WITH THE YOGURT HOLY CRAP MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Hah I love you so much XD

[thebeastof2012]

DES FRIEND:Did u just fart ? DES:dude i swear it was that spider! DES FRIEND: YEAH....... DES: ur a fucking asshole spider!

[joshbove13]

you're funny as fuck xD

[angelgirl123ify]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[BlackCaped]

When i say i love him, i want too hug him for at least 5 hours! Hes very cute - hot - sexy - awesomely cute hot and sexy!

[amandahendershot1]

he points at nothing...

[KatsuraNekoify]

i want dinosaurs on my shoes! X3

[icecreamfacelol]

my name is Cindy haha i feel like ive been mentioned

[diamindvine22]

you r a perfect combination of weird cute and freaking awesomeness :D

[xigbarthefailure]

y havnt i seen this twilight spoof

[amandahendershot1]

i want your number so badly....

[ImSexyyAnddIKnowItt]

i fucking love your ass. id tap that. hell yess. c:

[HowILovedYou]

I think I love you..... :3

[AvagantamosThe2nd]

Had the biggest man crush on you XD

[twinkleprincess1000]

Is it just me or does he look extremely tanned:3

[MsZackyV6661]

damn hes hot:)

[SCREAMIMGNYANKAT]

mahahahahah ily!



[stephey430]

I love his videos sooo much! Des is very talented and hot lol

[Hatersgonnahatedis]

Love love love this one I do all the actions with my boyfriend all the time

[screamingshadows19]

lmao this made my day lmao

[TheButthead303]

Freaking hilarious

[4everSushi]

I'v always "hated" you because I know all the girls in these comments are just ALLUPONYOURJOCK....And I don't want to be a simple addition to the large intimidating flock,,

BUT I just watched your vid right now..

and honestly...I kinda really love you. And want to have your children.

That is all.

IF YOU COMMENTED BACK AT THIS, I MIGHT POOT MYSELF.

[Hellzfire22]

I <3 yer hair! :D



[LillyanBug]

I remember seeing this when they first made it. Still funny almost 4 years later..

[AnimeHigurashi1]

Why do I love this so much? "You're a fuckin' asshole, spider." XDD

[TheCatMuncher]

I wish my town had a 24 hour Wal-Mart.........

[TheStarting21]

I want to sit upon a bubble while watching this. it's that hilarious. (an unpopable bubble, fyi) :3

[InvanderMaximum]

"We've got a glorious selection of low fat yogurts!"

[nikowe123]

whats the background song? D:

[angle24ist]

i love u ur awesome

[ChemicalKid1666]

Can someone please tell me what the hell that red dot is on the left shoe? I'm trying to make em but Idek what its supposed to be. D:

[coolchick902]

dont hate on lion king

[jennapenna5558]

He is so hawttt -3

[LECoDvideos]

this is the 1st vid i watched of him like 3yrs ago

[Kittyof1995]

He's Soooo Stupid!! xDD

[EternalHemingway]

@tryfe10 haha, thats why TONS of girls around the world would fuck his brains out right ? Gtfo.

[tryfe10]

Your a fucking faggot dude!!

[LetsRapeCow]

@tryfe10 If you don't like his videos why watch them? I know why, because saying shit about someone else makes you feel just a little less shit of a person and makes you feel superior.

[Kittyof1995]

Agreed! :o I didn't even get the point in this -_-

[SeaStegosaurus]

@Kittyof1995

I like how you replyed to ur own comment.....

[Foreverrain75]

DesandNate solve all my weird emotional break downs :)

[cyreneisamazing]

my walmart closes at 10:(

[em9v3]

the funny part it, this was in the sidebar for knives and pens by bvb...<3333

[IvyBagans12]

omg ur cute and funny! ;D

[CoSplayGeekS1]

you are so cute



[AskingAlexandriaYTF]

i was watching knives and pens BVB then i saw this video i kept repeating the video and this video kept apearing then i clicked on it because i though he was going to do a cover for this and he is pretty hot now i love them that was like 2 weeks ago

[MrTucknohander]

Do u listen to screamo and if so what is your favorite band?

[EmoMusik12]

These videos are awesome and funny

[wlfgrl9980]

Every time I go in there guys stare at me, it's sketchy :(

[xXlovergirlXx100]

i love this video soooooooooo much i wish i can see you guys for real you guys rock the world

<3 xXlovergirlXx100

[Icey2946]

this has to be the funniest thing ive seen all day XD

[funspot01]

Love this videoo.<333

[botdf40]

Hahahaha I love this video

[lishyk1234]

Hahaha! Fucking love this video XD

[cherrycoke873]

Is it bad that I know every word to this video? :)

[Foreverbluesbaby]

@cherrycoke873 45,573 other people do too :)

[Sixteenandsecksy]

@cherrycoke873 Just makes you cool.

[Lestat52vampire]

@cherrycoke873 lol so do i!!!!!!!

[itskayleighbaby69]

i would like to know where there is a walmart that gives out free lollipops >,<

[ShadowgirlJynnxe]

WALMART XD hahaha this video made me laugh so hard!!!!

[fozgoth]

0:45 FFX Battle music :) <3

[Duec123]

I love watching Destery,I have been subscrubed for six months now..But..Why was this linked right the top to Black Veil BrideS?LOL

[HamLovaMmmm]

destery is gonna make me go kill a magician and wear him as an outfit to go traveling to hawaii. he made me do this because he never made the twilight spoof. D: ;)

[xxConverseChickxx120]

"oh.. FUCK YES!" xDD LOL

[NatashaCatastrophe]

Lol we have a glorious selection of low fat yogurt

[CamIAm13]

Hey Des, my Best Friend is this huge fan of yours (Im not even joking, she has a poster of you on her wall) and she told me how crazy it would be if she got mectioned. (<Spelling sucks) and I was wondering if you could set aside May 7th for her? She's super siked about 13 (Youngster!) and this would just blow her mind! Her name is Haley. If you can, that AMAZING!!!!!!! oh, and the low fat yogurt tongue thing. she's still laughing about that...

[GeradGerard]

this has so many more views than all the other vids. xD

[98feelthepain]

oh my gosh i died because of this video!!!:)

[FoREVerLuvDesandNate]

DesandNate is the answer to life:

I feel sad- DesandNate

I feel great!-DesandNate

I want to laugh- DesandNate

And everything else- DesandNate

[ranmalover1221]

where can i find u in Walmart!?!?

[Maka0Soul]

Low fat yogurts <3

[lizette1623]

Lol, can you be my boyfriend please?

[heyimawesome123]

"Did you just fart?!" "No, it was that spider."

Oh my god i laughed so hard.

[zebraqueencmonca]

You have the best creeper face!

[thatsthecrazyone]

This is my first video watching you. o__O you're funny:)

[ali2hip]

@thatsthecrazyone Watch all of them theyre amazing:)

[98feelthepain]

@thatsthecrazyone oh my god!!! ikr it was my first video too no even the first one made

[sexytimewithhannah]

needs some tums? need a back rub?



[ScreamoPenguin4]

walmart... O.o

[MsKayla5556]

you are my favorite person! u r abso-freakin-lutely hilarious! I'm a recent follower of you on Twitter, soccerfreak0003 even tough I don't even play soccer!!

[RetteNikki]

omg this is the best video ever!

[XxTheJonesxX]

lmfaooooo.

[gcking321]

My Walmart hookers are in the diary section

[JJaiiimee]

ive watched this like 10 times.

[xsmileygingerx]

I miss Destery.

[Emily2Rowland]

Oh my god man, 1. I love the shoes 2 you're fucking funny as hell!

[HailpieXSleetfur]

is in a trance. My replay button better not break.

[loonietoon45]

ur so sexy im in love with you

[Ironhide97]

I'm starting to lose my patients ...

[themadhatter10771]

damnit my computer is fucked up so all i see is a green screen!!!

[RAWRsaystheJOJOSAUR]

The cupcake aisle at Walmart sells hookers?

I NEED TO GO TO HIS WALMART!!

[lolsmilez20]

lolz funny 

[missadoors]

This is back when destery took girls into the art room. :O

[HannahLeeMcLaughlin]

Omg (: i <3 u Des!

[EmmaBaumanLovesU]

its thomas the TANK engin idiot!!!!

[SmileyFace30123]

We Have A Glorious Selection Of Low-Fat Yogurts (:

[MegaCodesters]

dude i want you shoes :)

[guitarkid413]

0:41 Final Fantasy XD

[love43231]

we have a glouriouse selection!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rachel00Music]

Still hilarious in 2012.

[errbear6789]

Dude your so fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!-3

[NaturalRaidenGirl]

tortured eagle penis

[fluffyhaley8]

Can I Have Your Shoes Please??? xxx

[symaira13]

Walmart is the best place to be kidnappd or almost kidnapped

[charminstud1]

THNK GOODNESS i waz so confused with the lion king movies...i waz like wat...the fuck..-_-

[Cydnifer]

Hahaha his shirt is awesome xDD

[Cagalli0628]

OMFG your so strangly weird and funny at the same time.

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

I used to have your hair but I cut it off because it got hot as fuck in the summer lol people still call me Destry :P

[MrsJamesMaslow01]

Your sexyyyyyyyyyy (;

[xXteamx9Xx]

you should make a shirt from  those shoes :3

[soopahsexychicka2]

killed a roman!

[MemberOfTheBVBArmy]

omg i <3 ur shoesssss!!!



[mrparamoregirl]

And this video is so very funny really a glorious set of low fat yogurt that is funny!

[mrparamoregirl]

Ur hot destery I love u

[musicbabe717]

HAHAHA. Hi-larious dude.

[TwilightFreak11295]

2009: Twilight Spoof is coming soon.

2012: Still no dang Twilight spoof.

C'mon man i wanna see this video!

[TheRikuKHII]

@TwilightFreak11295 Dude ive been waiting for the video since my 10th birthday

[NaomyNTeddi]

@TwilightFreak11295

[kourielovesyou]

I couldn't stop laughing!!

[wolflover654]

he is damn hot

[LolWutCapndesdes]

I Fucking Love Destery.

[keithhopkin]

Judging other people for their appearances. Guilty.

he promised that the twilight spoof would be coming soon...... this video was posted TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!! o.0