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  • TBH I like XIII more than this game.

  • You don't got Magic because your a fucking NOOB!

  • Final Fantasy VII is a ofense to the series!They look like legos!

    Seriously,i don't see Cloud as a good character.

    OOOhhh he have a giant sword!Now i like him! ¬¬

  • @greatpowered While I'm no fan of FF7 either, it's a PS1 game. Other than the FMV ctscenes any game from that era could only muster games that had blocky, pixel-textures models. That's like saying final fantasy 6 and prior are an offense to the series because their people are sprites.-at least the game was in 3D for the first time (if I'm not mistaken)which, presentation wise was a step up. Other than that, the story was somewhat lackluster but otherwise okay (meh) for an RPG.

  • @SageofTalos FF7 is a offense to the series because Square did a lazy job with the characters.

    FF6 isn't a offense because,although the graphics aren't 3D,it was good for the SNES.

    I just think square can do a greater job.Not saying by graphics for PS3 or Xbox,but it could had been better.

  • i love how ppl are still hating on 7 when it sold more copies than any ff game ever made=D

  • @NMC2006 FF7 was great back then, it's not great now. It has not sold a single thing since 2000. Meaning... you get it. C: And BTW, because a game hamster more money does not mean that it's the greatest.

  • dis nigga aint got no materia...yu suck donkey dick...put the gamme down son and go play mw3 lmao

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  • This is brilliant.

    No one is more fun to troll than FFVII fanboy faggots.

  • for me ff7 suck only char i liked in the was vincent and red XIII the rest suck lol

  • I thought the part where you said Clouds hairs was "anti gravity" was funny. :-) And i give you a passed on the nerdyness. But i have to say, if you hadin't said to look in the discription, "id" be all like, "u mad bra" lol.

  • man i hate when people do this. its just a crap way to get views and irritate people. too much time on your hands. if you are going to play a joke just go back to wooppee cushion its more fun.

  • @TheMustik92 Alright, will do! Do call when you land some vagina okay? No hard feelings? P.S. This one will be left, just to scold you. :)

  • YOU GUYS ARE AWARE THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS VIDEO RIGHT? ITS NOT REAL THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.

  • @TheMustik92 You upset, bra? Also to your first comment, "a view whore". I think that's why youtube is in existence, for people to, you know, get views on videos. I personally don't see the point in making a video that no one will see. Nice try in trolling, you need a role model. If you'd like I am taking applications for an apprentice, with you by my side we can rule the entire galaxy, one obvious joke video at a time!

  • I was able to handle materia when I was 8 years old, with english game and i'm even italian...I think you're the lowest form of life on earth. Cheers!

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  • lol you all totlayy stupid?your brain use for suck cock only!

  • YOU EVEN CLICKED THE POTION TO THE ENEMY...WTF..READ THE TUTORIAL ASSHOLE..THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO A FUCKING PEA BRAIN WHO TRIED TO PLAY FF7. I BET U CAN'T EVEN SOLVE A SIMPLE FRACTION POBLEM..

  • FUCK U ASSHOLE..U HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH BECUZ UR NOT EVEN USING UR BRAIN.TRY TO NOTICE THE PEOPLE PLAYING THIS GAME.THEY R ALL SMART..U SHOULD BE BETTER PLAYING SOME BORING GAMES LIKE CALL OF DUTY.. AND CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE..WHAT A LOSER.U GOT BEATEN BY WEAK MONSTERS BECUZ UR NOT USING TACTICS TO KILL THEM.. WHAT A RETARD. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE TO GO..

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  • As this was the most disrespectful video towards FF7 and all FF7 fans, it doesn't deserve more than the same, my highest disrespect.

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  • @TrentTheHedgie The true fail is those who don't bother to read anything. :P

  • @Sagemaster15 You know, I literally noticed that like 5 seconds after I commented. Youtube wouldn't let me delete the comment I put, cause I found it VERY HARD to believe that anyone would be that dumb when it comes to FF. Good one

  • FF7 Fan boys please shut the hell up, I recently beat this game because I got tired of hearing "its the best" its sub par at best, it was fun but its not the best of the series, that is PERSONAL OPINION, Just because a lot of you think the same doesn't mean you get to declare such things.

  • 1)your voice is annoying 2)very bad joke(i have never even played this game) 3)not very creative 4)"u mad bra?" is annoying. 5)step back from the mic(i dont want to hear you breathing) 6)have fun with your crappy april fools joke as you clearly have no idea what "comedy" is.

  • @syswhocares 1) That's the point. I was trying to make it sound as nerdy as possible. 2) lol 3) Awww, I'm crushed 4) You mad bra? 5) Again, part of the act. 6) Okay! Thanks!

  • @Sagemaster15 YOU SUCK ASS!!

    You have no MATERIA!! because you are the dumbest asshole that Final Fantasy 7 hass ever graced.

  • @bobsternolan Nope. I'm actually quite awesome! Thanks!

  • @syswhocares 1) u mad bra? 2) u mad bra? 3) u mad bra? 4) u mad bra? 5) u mad bra? 6) u mad bra?

  • @syswhocares Wow dont be so mad, have some sense of humor G what is the matter with you people...

  • this video sucks

  • FF7 fanboys can't read apparently

  • Um, another idiot who doesn't pay attention to the story is playing Final Fantasy? Fail!

  • you get magic from materia and you just have to stick to the story line i love ff7 but its not the best gameplay type game i just like the storyline a remake would really help this games gameplay and battle system

  • Tihs vid is teh greatest Troll EVAR!

  • Good example of "LOL LOOK AT ME I'M SO RETARDED LOL JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING"

  • haha that voice oh my god that poindexter voice aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! take me to your leader...

  • If you go through the tutorials in the beginning of the game, you wouldn't have those problems.

  • @MrKeyblademaster1992 Read. The. Description. Dumbass.

  • @Metaknightkirby2 Oh, I read the description, but it really didn't clear things up, especially when I was listening to him do nothing but complain.

  • @MrKeyblademaster1992 It was an april fools joke, it's NOT serious, is that so hard to understand?

  • @Metaknightkirby2 I'm not going to turn this into an argument. I don't remember reading anything about April Fools, so that was my bad. Are you happy now?

  • I was fooled at first when i saw the title.

    But to be honest FFVII i have ONE MAJOR ISSUE with FFVII, the fact that people keep whining about how they want to see Cloud and/or Sephiroth(along with others) in games like super smash bros. note: i have seen some custom characters in brawl,one being Sephiroth with new moves and final smash.Plus,he was very much Over Powered.

  • the virginity is strong in this boys voice. very... sadly, and again... very. strong.

  • @Orgysauce Actually you said that because you took it as a offense mr fanboy.

  • Lol, funny!!

  • FF VII is great, you just need to get around the looks and (optional) DUMB AMERICAN LIFEVIEW. really, stop being ignorant, game is from 1996, back then this was like a blowjob from KK -.-

    keep playing it, you'll get hooked as it proceeds. this is how every FF game work! :)

  • well i really think this game suck it the worst final fantasy ever

  • even as an april fools joke, this is not funny and neither are you.

  • @leadbones daww u mad bro

  • @Sagemaster15 LEARN TO USE THE FUCKING BUTTONS!!

    ff7 is the greatest ff ever

  • FF7 is an ok game but its over-rated.

  • final fantasy 6 is so much better!

  • @dandanwii

    honestly, i really hate you! but its your opinion anyway. i cant do a thing to you.

    7 rules! seriously. or final fantasy wont be as big as today is.

    oh and to ff7's haters! Fuck you.

    ff6 is lovable but it lacks of sidequest or levelling

  • @taylorfantasy At least it didn't get over-hyped by its own fanbase. FF7 is good, but people who keep saying it is the pinnacle of RPG greatness need to shut up for once. Some people who hate FF7 only do so because it isn't what they were led to believe it to be. Fans overhype it and then when someone goes in to play it-it is dissapointing. The story is far from really "epic" or the "best ever made" by a long shot.

  • I tried playing this lame port on my PC and it ran like dog.

  • Ok people? READ THE DESCRIPTION! HE MADE IT AS A 2009 APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!!

  • Is this guy serious? He's shit obviously arrogant because he didn't take the time to even listen to the tutorial that showed you how to equip materia aka magic and is going off about the graphics on a 14 year old game

  • welp...as long as he said he was just kidding I'll go take my rage elsewhere

  • You need a better mic. Just saying.

  • Why does everyone rage all the time before eaven reading description

  • Omg all the senseless rage here XD

    April Fools ftw!

  • Attention: Never, ever, ever, EVER, take ANYTHING seriously if it was posted on the first of April.

  • if you want to find materia first you go ti the local pharmancy ask for something called viagra and it well help you go fuck yourself

  • lol @ "I go to magic, NOTHINGS THERE WTF! I will need some magic... wtf is this materia-eeeeeh who cares, I don't care"

  • awesome joke :D

  • dude this guy is so funny his dislike bar looks like a light saber .

    he just dont know how to play the game he is so nub anyways

  • @Crazydot09 Read the description; this is a joke, lol

  • This game sucks because the user admits he is an idiot.

    Nothing to see here folks.

    Case closed.

  • @Knightimex lol u mad bra?

  • @Sagemaster15 Ok dude idk what you are trying to say with "u mad bra".... but dude thats a fucking meme not a troll thing, go bring your bullshit somwhere else, and btw you get magic by materia....dumbass.

  • @Sagemaster15 Tihs vid is teh greatest Troll evar!

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  • vai toma no teu cu seu filho da puta!!!! se vc acha ff7 um lixo faz melhor seu cuzao!!! aposto q vc e um viadinho morto de fome!! q gosta de comentar com esse pczinho de merda deve ter 2gb de HD!!! seu merda filho da puta bucetudo!!!! vai toma no teu cú!!!

  • ....Too.... f'in.. funny..

    You know, I'm kinda glad for people born after 1990, cuz they don't realize that we used to do this to games back in the 80s, and we would be entirely justified. Anybody who thinks FF7 or higher is hard... go play the first Final Fantasy.. and not a remake.

  • wow. some people really don't understand what a joke is...lol

  • what the fuck is this GIMPs problem if you hate FF7 that much what the fuck are you playing it for but then again if i played the way you played id be frustrated too FF7 was the first final fantasy i ever played and is was got me into the series honestly mate you should be barred from owning any type of games console!!!!!

  • @dambers100 Yo bro, check the description. U mad bra?

  • @Sagemaster15

    apologizes mate i never looked you are now aloud to own a games console soz bud haha :)

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  • @flarekary

    haha little bit of a red head ohh well easyly rectified

  • THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME,

  • I want too kill you so bad right now.... go die

  • @Dragonlord42069 read the description

  • Square needs to bring back the OVERWORLDs to restore openworld exploration and get rid of the Bubble gum gay ass teenie pop characters.

  • @Dj7baylum I think XI was the last real Final Fantasy originated by Hironobu Sakaguchi. Even though he departed before it was released. It and IX really captured storytelling for the most part. I'm amazed XI is still running though for an MMO. XD

  • @Sagemaster15 Im thinkin of gettting back on 11, I loved it, If they kept my account. There down to 6 servers now. It may be around in some form or another for a long time. I have actually arrived at Mysidia Tower of FFII for PSP. I finished Skyrim (73Hrs) and well be breaking from that for awhile. I want to stomach XIII and finish that. I WILL NOT BE BUYING FF's on DAY ONE from now on until they get there shit 2gether.

  • Oh sure, Only the Greatest Fuckin' Game of All time Asshole, Hey your lucky I read your description. Nah but I'd Like to give a BIG FUCK YOU to Square Enix for releasing fuckin FFX on PS3 (like we need it) and a sequel to 13. Come on Move on to FF15 already and take a long hard look at 1-9, especially 6-9 cuz they were Legendary !.!.!

  • Cloud uses a lot of anti-gravity hair gel.

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  • It's funny to see how the most stupid fucks call others stupied fucks for:

    1. disagreeing in their opinion.

    2. making a video from which the others are not able to recognize if true or troll.

    3.behaving as stupuid as those who will insult them.

    After one minute it was plain as sky he was trolling, and I am still laughing my ass off. FFVII has it's weaknesses, but if you know how to you can turn it into a rather decent game, even for the current decade.

  • @GSlartibartfast Not sure if srs.

  • I shit my diaper when I saw this video title and just had to click on it TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND!

  • lol and another thing kids, eberyone is entitled to there opinions! callin him an asshole probably wont change that!

  • LOL "hey cloud! your penis arived! you don't need that sword anymore...sigh...read the description people, he's joking!

  • this just further proves my point that fanboys can't read 

  • You. Guys. Are. Amazing. *bows in reverence*

  • Its funny how no-one ever read the description! XD

  • Ok, I agree that this game sucks, but you didn't give very many good reasons, I mean I agree, don't get me wrong, but you gotta be more specific. Like Graphics, all the characters look like popey the sailor man...

  • @CthulhuDarkLord Or maybe it's a joke and therefore doesn't need a reason. Try reading the description you moron.

  • @CthulhuDarkLord the game was made in 1997. For its time it had pretty good graphics. if you are going to complain about a games graphics compare it to other games from its time.

  • i laughed my fuckin ass off, and I'm a fanboy :D

  • lol i thought u were an asshole then i saw the description

  • 1:57 is how you get magic and clearly you "don't care" so you make this game suck for you. well done :)

  • Hahaha jus about to comment till i read the description

    APRIL FOOLS LOLOLZ

  • lets get this through your head, just because you cant figure out what to do dos NOT make it a bad game. got it?

  • @sreynoldsbros2 Dude, first read the descriptions on both videos. Second, actually I can. It's called an opinion! However, I (and Kish) don't actually think Contra nor VII are bad. 

  • @Sagemaster15 oh sorry lol

  • Final Fantasy VII is completely overrated. Kefka is more evil than Spehiroth. Kuja is also a thousand times more evil. Everything about FFVII is overrated.

  • take the pacifier from your mouth to talk

  • @MisterDontGiveAFuck Try reading the description. Then maybe you'll see it was all an act.

  • HAHA this is pretty funny the im a FFVII fan but its just an april fools joke read the description

  • @WadesWorld1980 Like this? Such a faggy FFVII bitch.

  • Ugh I agree final fantasy 7 is overrated but its still an awesome game if you stop whining like a bitch and actually read a tutorial

  • @klemintine7 Or you could stop whining like a bitch and read the description or turn on annotations. :D

  • @Sagemaster15 OMG! IM SOOOO SORRY!! I was watching this on my phone when i made this comment and sometimes the descriptions dont show up i had no idea this was joke SORRY!

  • you fuking get it later in the game

  • Dude.........READ THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION

  • And why r u saying this game sucks if ur not even smart enough to heal your own character n not the enemy...

  • This is a ps1 game - wat do u expect?!

  • This is well funny!! I love how all the FF7 fan boys get so pissed and defensive!! lol. This videos well funny!!

  • Someone tell me. Please. Please. Please?

  • trololololol..fucking LEWL

  • this game does suck, seriously characters suck, story sucks, music is alright, everything else just plain sucks

  • lmfao that was the funniest video ever !!! :) thank you for making my day

  • @finalfatasyfreak49 Too bad that was part of the act. :P Nice try though.

  • This is a pretty good joke. I like it!

  • even as a joke, it's still not funny. it wasn't funny when i watched it 2 years ago, and i'm still not laughing. if this is what you people call a cheap laugh, then you need to spend more time outside, in the sun, on a beach, get laid and cheer up a bit.

  • LOL AHHHH HAH good trolling man..got me.. well kind of..

  • @Zz0MB13 You do realize the lisp is part of the bit right?

  • also if your not trolling your just an idiot, you have to use your brain a little for this game...obviously you have no idea wtf your doing throwing potions at the enemy and being so impatient lol

  • and your voice is extremely annoying and lispy

  • lol shitty troll, if you really thought the game was so shitty you wouldn't be that far.. also you couldn't get that far without magic unless maybe you walked around for HOURS apon HOURS of killing shit.

  • Noes! You have no idea what you made!

    That's like a bait for FF7 fanboys xD

  • FF7 is overhated.

  • After hearing lot of bullshit about this game, I decided to play it. I was like "Yeah, let's play this fucking masterpiece!"

    But it turned out to be a pile of FUCKING BULLCRAP! Worst RPG ever.

  • you are the gayest gamer i have ever known, this game is one of a kind dude....

    so okay what games do you think thats good... i WANNA FUCKING HEAR THIS

  • @CAZPERsayz Maybe you should read the description or pay attention to the obvious.

  • @CAZPERsayz lol. This game is no big deal

  • @CAZPERsayz ...it was an April fools joke?

  • FF7 is overrated, you're just an annoying worthless pile of shit.

  • @Shadar22 That's a new one. :D

  • @Shadar22 P.S. Your game is overrated. :)

  • Oh man, awesome. Well played sir, well played.

  • ff7 IS overated

  • fuck you fur fag fuck materia magic fuck

  • WHY sephiroth don't killed this guy instead of aeris WHY?!?!?!?

  • hahaha lol if that was real it would be piss funny that someone cud get that far and not kno how to use materia...

  • the thing is, is that even though it's a joke and I understand that, THE MAIN POINT HERE is why don't you just delete the video from your account if everyone doesn't like it.......delete it..........hello....wake up. And yes you can delete a video from your account.

  • LOL! this is funny.

  • someone needsta go back to sector 7 and get schooled haha

  • Ok, i love Final Fantasy 7, Favorite game, but i do believe this is a parody.

    Nobody can be this stupid.

    Love this vid haha, great review parody :D

  • thanks for the accurate game review i'll make sure not to buy this shit

  • I acctually heard this game is pretty damb good...

  • ...........Someone please stab everyone who posted a hate comment on this video.

  • Thumbs up if you noticed it's an April fools joke!

  • APRIL FOOLS YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS

  • this video is hilarious but i love ff7