jay and silent bob - mother-mother fuck (now with lyrics)

[DanTheMann54]

15 Bucks for a Nickel Bag?

[partieboi37]

@DanTheMann54 it's chrontastic chron

[achrissyj4]

thumbs up if you watch this movie high

[autobotsrolloutttt]

18 people aren't smoking the blunts

[cakeplox]

@autobotsrolloutttt 386,859 people are bored with 'x amount of dislikers are [insert here] jokes.

[autobotsrolloutttt]

@cakeplox touché, OP.....touché

[CrimsonEagleSG1]

@cakeplox 97% of facebook doesn't care.

[Arabsinc]

@autobotsrolloutttt 19 now 4 sum reason :)

[chillaxer1993]

mad notes

[DeadMouse3419]

LOL LOVE IT

[kuningaskosmos]

LOOK AT THERE FACES

[christusunserretter]

repeat

[kortkool]

how long was she in there about 25 years?

[benhang1]

mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, noise noise noise,1.2.1.2.3.4,noish noish noish, smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers drinking beers beers beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts who smoke the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rollin blunts and sm- let me get a nickelbag- 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe, my jungle love, oioio, i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah what?

[onyx956]

haha funny as fuck drinking beer sniffing coke smokeing weed :DD DAILY THING

[hotelmario510]

Who the hell asks to hear Nickelback from a rapper? That's like asking Justin Bieber to give a rendtion of "Fuck tha Police".

[bluediamondxo]

@hotelmario510 i signed in just to reply to this lol the kid asked him for a nickel bag of pot

which i 5 bucks

not for them to sing nickelback

[hotelmario510]

@bluediamondxo Ah, well that makes more sense.

[randy927821]

@bluediamondxo That would be "15" bucks lol

[randy927821]

@bluediamondxo That would be "15" bucks lol

[bluediamondxo]

@randy927821

for those kids yes lol

get what you can get man hell yea

[MrCrager47]

i work at the cafateria in my school and im like 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

[nugget3913]

love it!:D hahaa

[themusicmastress]

17 people do not having fifteen bucks.

[Ow3HitPker]

bout to smoke a blunt with my cousin :D

[BabiSauce]

my new favorite song

[SerialVelocity513]

17 people don't smoke the blunts

[0pteryx]

"Distilled water colon cancer"

[C35678]

Fuck

[mutley2209]

Kevin Smith said in a recent interview he's not making any more films after his next release, instead he'll focus more on other projects like internet blogging & web series's, occasional music video, perhaps even something in TV but no more directing or acting as far as i know. He's done it for twenty years so you can understand why he would like something new for the next twenty plus years, i'm still holding out for another Jay & Silent Bob return in some form, TV or Web series would kick ass!

[cakeplox]

@mutley2209 werent they in the clerks online series? and i hope to see more jay and silent bob too, maybe as part of a clerks 3 or something, that'd be cool, it'll still be sad to know there wont be any more movies but you're right, 20 years is a long time, and he's made alot of great movies in that time.

[TableKMusicVideos]

@mutley2209

He said he wanted to hold off on his more serious movies, like Red State till after his 10th or so movie and he would take a slow on his comedies, which is what the release of Red State the other month was.

[CookieTheSniper]

LMAO try turning Audio Translate on xD

[CrazieSammie]

@CookieTheSniper HAHAH I did that shit.. what in the FUCK! lol hilarious.

[christinaaabach]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe :D

[arnorable1]

awesome !!!!!!

[FriendofTerror]

press 8 to abuse childern

[PassItJay]

broimblazed (dot) tumblr (dot) com

[hippiekyd416]

How is Chocolate Rain the related videos?

[cakeplox]

@hippiekyd416 Because i fucking said so! Kadooosh.

[hollyrose85]

Little man:ah let me get a nickelbag

Jay: 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

Me:I love this rap

[froakentoken2]

fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise one two one two three four noish noish noish smokin weed smokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatty smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smok- uhh lemme get a nickle bag 15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show than you owe me owe me owe my jungle love yeah what oeoeo i think i wanna know ya know ya

[nathan64ish]

one day all of the the stoners from the 90s will be dead ): now who will make me laugh

[leolamusic]

spanish: coño coño coño coño que mamo coño que mamonas mierda mierda va por el ojete 1 2 2 3 4 nois nois nois hierva guay hierva guay pilla coca pilla birra pilla birra birra birra lia trompas fuma mais quien fuma mais? yo fumo mais lio mais y fumo- e una bolsa de un talego. 15 pavos chavalin pon la pasta justo aqui si la pasta no aparece me la dbes debes debes my jungle loove oioioi i think i wanna know you know you

[jakeyboy972]

make sure you meet me there

[MyTwoPointSlow]

Jacob go to walmart already ya dill

[liddieeboo1]

hahahaha i had this as my rinqtone lol and i went on in klass hahaha teacher sanqq alonqq to it lmao xD

[Fatality65]

16 people said shit about the motha fuckin times.

[jackiNbrittanyRbeast]

WERNT THSES GUYS ON DEGRASSI???

AND IN THE VECAUSE I GOT HIGH VID?

[whittierstoner]

awesome!



[BOKMINKProductions]

awesome fucking song weed and duo

[stickyskateteam]

lololol "lemme get a nickle bag" "15 bucks little man"

[MrMrztierney]

15 ppl have no sence of humer

[shaneabd]

i like dihs shit

[abdullahal561]

loollzz....that;s funny ha ha !!!

[MoBoRoS]

On 0:57 you can hear Silent Bobs thoughts out loud. W T F!!!!

His mouth isn't even moving! XD

[lagging199527]

@MoBoRoS He's a jedi.

[staouen]

@MoBoRoS I think it's the kid saying "yeah, Purple Rain", not Jay. :)

[MindyMinderson]

keep pressing 6.... hash hash hash

[TruthinWWE]

the first words from Silent Bob's mouth 'Yea Purple Rain' its funny how people miss that and think he only talks about the sign on the truck

[bucktoothjackass]

@TruthinWWE No, it was the punk in the leather jacket. You'll notice Silent Bob points and nods, but he doesn't open his mouth. And Kevin Smith doesn't have that kind of voice.

[cakeplox]

@bucktoothjackass Yeah i thought it was silent bob talking for the first time as well until i watched it for a second time.

[joeblohhh]

@bucktoothjackass it wasn't the punk in the leather jacket that says purple rain. He's the one who ASKS who sings the song.

Silent bob is the one who says it. Look at his mouth when he points. It's a man's voice, not a kid.

And Silent bob speaks a few times in the movie.

[cakeplox]

@joeblohhh If you read the actual movie script you'll see its 'teen 2' who says it, not silent bob.

[joeblohhh]

@cakeplox Maybe so.... but if you listen to teen #2's voice... it's a KID'S voice.

And whoever it was that said "Purple Rain", was a MAN'S voice.

All this stuff is added later in the studio anyway. So all that stuff about Silent Bob's mouth barely

moving doesn't matter.

[bucktoothjackass]

@joeblohhh His mouth is slightly agap at best, not moving. And that's definitely not Kevin Smith's voice.

[joeblohhh]

@bucktoothjackass All this stuff is added later in the studio anyway. So all that stuff about Silent Bob's mouth barely

moving doesn't matter.

[bucktoothjackass]

@joeblohhh Audio? Negative, audio is recorded during shoot. It MAY be redubbed under extreme circumstances, but for the most part modern audio equipment is sufficient to catch it during the takes. Let's not forget that each take, including the ones not shown in the final product, all have different audio.

[kaila61374]

its not noise noise noise, its noinch noinch noinch

[94addie94]

the baby playin silent bob is in real life silent bobs daughter and one of the chicks that go robbing bare shit is silent bobs wife

[TheLilwaynesbrother]

love <3

[tiagandremo]

fuck, fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck mother fuck, noish noish noish

1,2..1,2,3,4 noish noish noish

[ManNYonT0P]

15 BUCKS FOR A NICKEL BAG??? lil nigga got ripped off

[emoturbin]

@ManNYonT0P A nickel bag is 1.5, standard where I live. deeerp.

[HECTORTACOZZ]

@ManNYonT0P there white bro

[ManNYonT0P]

@HECTORTACOZZ true true

[TeamExtremerules619]

mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, mother fuck, mother fuck, noise noise noise,1.2.1.2.3.4,noish noish noish, smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers drinking beers beers beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts who smoke the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rollin blunts and sm-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

[TheUnwillingDonor]

i like how he says god "herself" because he knows god is female from dogma :)

[cakeplox]

@TheUnwillingDonor i never noticed that, good point.

[vegito4690]

@TheUnwillingDonor Woah, never noticed that

[brooklynstudio]

@TheUnwillingDonor lmao Alanis Morisette haha

[brooklynstudio]

@TheUnwillingDonor lmao Alanis Morisette ha

[princesskathryn28]

@TheUnwillingDonor let's not forget that god is alanis mutha fucking morisette lol

[214325326457]

13 people are gonna get jumped by jay and bob

[cakeplox]

@214325326457 All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches

[HECTORTACOZZ]

@214325326457 595 are gonna fuck up the 13 bitches

[gabbyandkatie96]

@HECTORTACOZZ make that 566

[gabbyandkatie96]

@gabbyandkatie96 i meant 596

[Milhail]

@214325326457 that would be epic. it would be even more epic is if it was Jay with the bong-saber

[alexaandfriends1]

wats the orange crap all over the babys face?? n i love how his hair longer then mine

[alylafau]

lmao @ the end <3

[fentonyoung]

that shit was SOOOOO GAY! 80s style...

[zeddmores]

i account for probably 80 views on this video, lmfao

[AcidCrashedOveride]

@cakeplox Now it's 13 how fail

[TheWeskerman]

12 ppl dont like my jungle love

[UrbanBlazelord]

13 ppl Fail at life :)

[Cutiebearism]

It's Fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck. Noise noise noise 121234 noise noise noise shmokin weed shmokin weed doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers, rollin fatties smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin em. Oh, let me get a nickel back....... 15 bucks little man! Put dat shit in mah hand. If dat money doesn't show you owe me owe me ow! My jungle loveeee owe e owe e owe. and im runnin outa characters..

[GermanJimmy63]

"Tubby here is my black man survant" 1:14

[franknilop]

15 bucks for a nick??? stupid white people

[Cutiebearism]

@franknilop Thanks for being racist

[franknilop]

@Cutiebearism white people are not a race, they are term for a type of people, such as the "white" weatherman who is Black. or the cool anglo saxon who knows how much to spend on a sack of weed. so ha

[Martinryan74]

@franknilop dude not all weed costs the same, you dont know what quality or type it is. Stfu

[brogdon12345]

@franknilop

the point was that he was ripping him off, jackass.

[Rentner22]

Jay und silent Bob sin sau geil die flme sin echt der hammer

[MrSoHeavySPL]

0:23 its cracks me up how silent bob does that shit "who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts"

[lizerdman123]

this is my ring tone!!!!!!

[ImmaAimee]

... xDD

[crackerplease1]

shit i cant figure out the song please tell me what the song is! help

[graffixxgirl]

the window in the back disssapperaed

[RBDrummer5]

THEN YOU OWE ME OWE ME OHHH

[SGTSHOOTnMISS]

i think silent bob had one of the hardest roles in the movie, portraying an entire main character with only the extremely rare dialog is pretty hard to do, especially without laughing

[SuperFairguy]

@cakeplox homophobia is immature

[SuperFairguy]

You missed out an 'owe me' in the lyrics

[bigpimpen619]

@cakeplox Ya one of my favorit parts

[bluefox164]

he says noiche cause noiche are matches that you light that get you high according to google.

[yoursuchanonlychild]

is this from clerks 2 ?

[cakeplox]

@yoursuchanonlychild no its from jay and silent bob strike back.

[rainingblood92]

@yoursuchanonlychild GET THE FUCK OUT FAGGOT 15 YEAR OLD BITCH

[slacker1717crazylegs]

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

lol

[forttrres]

haha love silent bob;s angry face

[LittleDrummerBoy239]

These lyrics are wrong

[derWahreSirRichfield]

Kevin Smith is so damn great!!!

[anthonynguyen97222]

i recorded this as my ringtone

[Madaolteanca]

@anthonynguyen97222 me too =)))) :D

[liljamesisdashit]

@anthonynguyen97222 i did too lolz

[SMIGELS101]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY I LOVE EM'....=)

[YairNava100]

@cakeplox Damn Striaght

[jonboy1745]

One of the best scenes in a movie ever.

[saroo911]

LMAO XD

[147roxy]

this is HI-lirous!! lol idkk if i even spelled tha rite bahha..!

[Headphoneguy92]

i wish i could do this to the spoiled and ignorant generation i live amongst

dont diss the 80's, fuckers! :D

[blarghhboy]

@Headphoneguy92 HELL YEAH! Even though I'm only 16...

[Headphoneguy92]

@blarghhboy im 18, but a bit short in height

no problem, ill just stand on your sholders and we are good to go ;)

[Headphoneguy92]

@blarghhboy no problem dude, im 19

[MrSuperSpyguy]

BEAST!!!!!

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

"Don't you NEVER say an unkind word about the Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fuckin' lives around Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a SMOOTH pimp who LOOOOOOOOVES the pussy, and Tubby, here, is my black manservant! What?!"

[BraianLucasCobra]

nice!1 (:

[HaltDeine]

fiteen bugs little man

put that shit in my hand!

[Unaaa9]

@HaltDeine BUCKS*

[HaltDeine]

OMG!!! OMG!! NOOOOO! Really important :)

[iruleallpeepz]

Fifteen* Bucks*

[HaltDeine]

@iruleallpeepz wow

[magmadude35]

man i wish the scene started 10 seconds sooner where it shows him why hes saying fuck with his mom going into the store, still 4/5

[xXenemyxlinesXx]

who smokes the blunts?

[blm2295]

I smoke the blunts :)

[LisAxCAtAstr0phe]

fuck again fuck again. just sayin

[alylafau]

motha fuk motha motha fuk fuk

[tigimitichinator]

what is the real song name...i want it on ipod

[spnkypunky]

what is this from?

[CincoCeroSiete]

jay and silent bob strikes back.

[benopolly]

smoke some weed, it will magically come to your head. trust me. stoners know

[xXenemyxlinesXx]

hell yes

[xlxMaSoNxlx]

@jakewars a nickelbag is 5$ worth of weed. Even though Jay said 15$. Cause Jay is a HUSTLA BABY i just want you to know!

[jakewars]

nickelbag?

[Deathound]

pot....

[snksaudi]

This is song is really great !

thanks ^_^

[starstrukk1234]

this shit is da bomb :D

[Kimbelle10]

This is so hilarious!

[ayvuhhflavv]

THE MOTHAFUCKIN' TIME!

[zammylot]

you cut out the best part "for the record the time sucked ass"

[coooffe]

fuck i love this

[crayolacutie1]

I FREAKIN LOVE THIS SHIT LOL

[Sp1kfreak]

at the part where jay says "who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts" silent bobs face is priceless, looking up with that face xDD

[Doritoz0rz]

Those two are legends

[16Ezalb]

the correct lyrics are mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 12 1234 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin wiz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fatties smokin blunts who smoke the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin em... uh lemme get a nickelbag 15bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money doesnt show then you owe me owe me owe my jungle love oweeoweeoh i think i wanna know ya know ya yeah what!!

[feliks000]

bwahahahaaaa

[coodoo17]

I love how Silent Bob is such an awesome character even though he doesn't say anything.

And Jay is a lot better than he was in Clerks. He was kind of annoying back then.

[himmelsteufel12]

am besten is silent bob ^^ er sagt imma so sinn volle sätze^^