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  • You're forgetting Bartz from V (or at least how he looks in Dissidia, sheesh)

  • Zidane and kuja are probs laughing their asses off right now

  • K no kuja no Faris this is shit!

  • YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

  • @trevents I so agree what she said.=3

  • Kuja deserves to win this =/

  • Dude, this list sucksXD

  • I saw Gackt. O.O GACKT IS NO FEMALE!!! D:

  • Gackt is a guy....tho

  • lol gackt is a man!!

  • Kuja is on some desolate Island laughing his ass off right now.

  • Where is Kefka? Oh yeah, he is a transvestite.

  • 01:31 Mike Tyson?

  • The people who compiled this just CANNOT have played through any of the games!

    Kuja from 9 looks like a chick!

    Seymour from 10 looks like a chick!

    Hope from 13 looks like a tiny chick!

    Quina from 9 is LITERALLY referred to as 'he/she'

    Vivi actually takes a standing man piss NEXT to Zidane in Madain Sari!

    For shame.

  • Vivi is like ten years old! Of course he can't be manly!

  • Decent list but....they put Vivi.....and no sign of Kuja. Really?

  • why is vivi androgynous? I don't see any female features in his face. In fact, no one can see his face xD

  • Squall is sooooo gonna destroy machinima for humiliating him in Real Men and this video. (though the former is really funny)

  • this video was so randomly awsome

  • Lmfao, the Vaan = Gackt* comparison at the very end. Gackt is a guy.

  • this list is terrible

  • haha, anyone notice gackt at the end

  • firion? more androgynous than SEPHIROTH? REALLY? and no faris and no kuja? REALLY?

    Dude, you guys need to play a little more of final fantasy. Sure thing.

  • So most of the list is BS,(Wheres Kuja and what not) but seriously Vaan is hands down the MOST androgynous character ever.

  • @Hiddenkaos really? i dont see that,

  • @Hiddenkaos oh wait now i see it

  • Vincent an vivi da best ff characters

  • Steve and larson are better than these guys

  • Eh take vincent off that list otherwise ur actualy quite golden

  • WTF?Sephiroth?Squall?Why the hell are they in the list if they are the most manly characters from the franchise!

  • @UnivingIshiro WHat?! What about Cid, Auron, Tidus, Barret or was it Garret?

    Though Squall is cool the best main male character yet!

  • @anagron63 Those before Valentine(Not Auron,he's one of the best ones I've ever seen),though there's a ton of characters I mention the most popular ones(ff 7 & 8).Don't count Cid 'cuz there's a ton of Cids in the franchise like ff7 Cid(same of KH series) and ff4 Cid and they are way to different looking so no Cids for now and Tidus cries a lot which makes him well...

  • @UnivingIshiro Okay then to be precise every Cid in the games KH too are as fuckin' manly as you can get. Sephirot can rot 'cause hes not that memorable, he's too all over the place.

  • @anagron63 Yes on the Cid even KH Cid is manly,and I agree with the Sephiroth and Cloud business.My personal fav ff char is Squall,he's the only one that can Junction,Sephiroth and Cloud are way too overused that's not even the make-my-pants-shit icon,he's just not a threat anymore thanks to the overuse!

  • @UnivingIshiro My thoughts exactly.

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  • Paine was like the female version of squall

  • @MrSlayer238 you right on that they should have taken vivi out and put kuja in

  • Androgyne

    an-druh-jahyn

    a being of ambiguous sexual identity; one that combines major aspects of both the male and the female.

  • @RebbelReb basicly translated,a chick whit no tits and a big dificulty to fully close is legs:)

  • where the fuck is steve and larson

  • i started cracking up when i got to number 1 and saw a gay picure of vaan, and heard the guy say, "and lastly, we have the most effeminate character in the final fantasy series..."

  • This list is 100% fail if only because WHERE THE FUCK IS KUJA. HE WEARS MAKEUP AND A JOCKSTRAP

  • @angelspit an what about sorcerer adel from ff8, she was a woman yet she has a male torso//

  • @angelspit Not to mention Quina who is referred to as 'he/she' because not even the characters in the game know her gender.

  • steve, larson, nooooooo!! where are you?

  • heres a list: ALL OF THEM

  • dumb list. Could have scrapped Vivi and Paine and added Kuja and Tidus

  • Liked, for the Adam Lambert mention.

  • Tidus should be #1

  • @DjFobse95 FFX is a good game retard

  • @omar82449 I never said that FFX was a bad game (which it is). Tidus is a stupid butt-whistler with no redeeming qualities. The worst part is that the game keeps convincing you that he's the hero of the story. What about Auron, or Yuna, unlike Tidus they have motives, and goals that a real protagonist should have. The only thing Tidus does is bitch and moan about his dad. I think Jecht had a good reason to give his kid constant emotional and physical abuse, trust me Tidus deserved it.

  • I think your "FTW" is backwards because this list made me go "WTF".

  • Okay, to me (and apparently Square, too), Zell was like an Anime hero, what with the overt reactions, somewhat notorious stupidity, rowdy disposition, and redeeming qualities. Femininity was one of the furthest thing from my mind when trying to compile adjectives describing Zell. I will say this: I am so glad I played Dissidia before IX, because I could've been one of those people who thought Kuja was cute until the big "WTF!?!" on Disc 2 when you find out.

  • Where the hell is Quina?

  • I'm sorry, but the only ones that look actually androgynous to me are 4 and 2. 1, he would be, but he's basically a little boy...and if you put a little boy and little girl in unisex clothing, you wouldn't be able to tell either of their genders.

  • @MrSlayer238 I knowwwwww!!!!!!!!! Why, Kuja may be even girlier than Sephiroth!

  • i love paine

  • Larsa? Where's Larsa (FFXII) The first time i saw him I was like: uh... sooo.... you are a.... guy?

  • Vivi's name does not mean Six Six. His name is latin for Life or Alive.

  • horrible list

  • Seriously! Vincent & Vivi are not even *Androgynous* Where's Kiros & Kuja at?

  • Bartz in dissidia should be in this, he is very androgynous, although you cant really tell in ff5 itself

  • You are way to stupid

  • where the fuck is kuja he should be number one the fag wears a fucking thong and even looks and sounds like a bitch

  • @MrSlayer238 I KNOWWWW!!!!! He's even girlier than Sephiroth!

  • @MrSlayer238 you can tell that hes a guy....although he does wear..feminine clothing

  • 3:44 Gackt*

  • I thought that Vivi was a Heartless O.O

  • @227ujo that's beause you don't know shit about Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy IX was made before the Kingdom Hearts series, why would he be a heartless?

  • @Chernobog2 i was kidding jackass, FFIX is my favorite final fantasy game and I know that it was before Kingdom Hearts. 

  • Is it me or do Japanese games have some of the worst and most fucked up character designs ever?

  • @ZetaSimsoy No it's just your homofobic attitude towards them that actually makes them bit frigthening to little boy like yourself.

  • @xDafac He's kinda right I mean it's not like saying characters means people so nothing is homophobic about his comment besides what you perceived from the relationship between his comment and the video. He could mean any number of Japanese character designs like that giant anthropomorphic dog thing from that one commercial about what was it...Oh yeah chips.

  • I'm surprised Kuja isn't on the list. O_o

  • I hate when it's not Steve and Larson :(

  • I'm pretty sure all Angels in the three main monotheistic religions are considered androgynous.

  • wow you are all females or homo

  • wow all of you are females or are homo

  • wow all of you are females or are homo

  • I think Larsa is even worse than Vaan lol

  • im guessing this is just to piss people off...

  • I fail to see how Vivi is androgynous, considering it can barely even be described as anything other than an "it"

  • @GSSAGE7 That's exactly WHY Vivi is androgynous..... you moron. Look up the definition before you think you know what you're talking about.

  • @landerson719 It's a term referring to a combination or male or female characteristics. Vivi doesn't have either.

  • @GSSAGE7 LOL! It can also mean, "of indeterminate sex." Didn't I just tell you to look up the definition? I guess, I should have just typed it out for you to begin with. Vivi is a perfect example.

  • @GSSAGE7 Loook....................... up...................... the......................... definition! Guess what? Some words have more than one definition. I know.... crazy....

    AN·DROG·Y·NOUS: Adjective

    1. Partly male and partly female in appearance; OF INDETERMINATE SEX.

    2. Having the physical characteristics of both sexes; hermaphrodite.

    You can't determine Vivi's sex, so therefore he's an example of the SECOND PART of the definition of the word androgynous.

  • @landerson719 We can't determine the sex for the exact opposite reason! Androgynous means it has some of both. Vivi has none of either. It's like calling C-3PO androgynous.

  • @GSSAGE7 You obviously just think you're right no matter what. If you want to be less ignorant on the subject and actually know what you're talking about I suggest you do more research. On a site explaining ambiguous gendered characters found in media it states that being genderless makes one androgynous: "Quina (and by extension, most of the Qus) from Final Fantasy IX. They're essentially a Genderless Race."

  • Oh.... and C3PO is androgynous. Another quote: "C3PO does not appear to have traditional man/woman parts, unlike Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation who was "fully functional." It seems likely that if C3PO is anything, it is probably androgynous."

  • Kuja n1 but Vaan is n2

  • lmao gackt is a man you know

  • Kuja Always Equals #1

  • In the japanese version, Kuja is female.

  • @VitriolicGamer No WAY! Seriously?!

  • Is Quina included???

  • Bull***t. This doesn't make any sense. And a good question: where's Kuja? Lol, embarassing. Never seen something that stupid.

  • lightning

  • wheres cloud

  • @benjamyn10 clouds kick ass

  • Where's KUJA??? How can vivi be on this list with no kuja!?

  • @theSneakySasquatch kuja is the biggest gay faggat, i thought at first she was an ungly woman

  • SQUALL?! NOOOOOOOO WAAAAAY!

  • What is Squall doing in this top ten when there's no Kuja or Seymour?

  • where is tidus?

  • Are you guys insane? WHERE THE HECK IS KUJA??? HE'S A STINKIN' CROSSDRESSER!!!

  • gackt?! xD

  • i'll beat the shit out of you. dont say anything about vivi being feminine. hes the best char in FF. all of the other male chars are feminine cuz the games are in the hands of japenese ppl and only try to make them as feminine as possible but you were defintely mistaken of choosing vivi, but i agree with the other chars. :)

  • @psyonicking I don't think you understand what androgynous means..........

  • Dude with white hair, never good, only with grey hair.

    Squall is way better.

  • squall actually looks pretty bad ass so...

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  • this video is stupid, the only one that made sense was number 6: vivi.

    @uzay2000 your wrong, it means they do not clearly look female or male, or having female and male qualities to where its hard to tell the gender. none of these displayed anything close to this besides vivi.

  • what the hell happened to kuja?

  • What about Kuja?

  • that was really offensive to me. they were being ridiculed for their femininity or masculinity and most were not androgynous.

  • LMFAO from start to finish. That last comparison of Vaan to Gackt was f*****g hysterical. Personally, I think Kuja and Bartz should've replaced Vincent and Squall, but whatever. Besides, Bartz and Kuja get plenty of well deserved criticism, so they might as well send some insults in a less common direction.

  • V is actually the roman numeral for 5.

  • @Richaadokiichigo add the i and it's 6 :P

  • paine's a chick

  • If androgynous means feminine man, then why is Paine on the list? Paine is a woman. 

  • @godlessandlovingit

    androgynous - adj -

    1) being both male and female; hermaphroditic.

    2) having both masculine and feminine characteristics.

    3) having an ambiguous sexual identity.

    4) neither clearly masculine nor clearly feminine in appearance

    The term applies to both men that look like women, and women that look like men, it's not actually gender specific.

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  • oh n Sephiroth's fkn hot!!!! @_@

  • U imply that androgynous men is a bad thing...... LMFAO Much rather NATURAL heterosexual (im a girl!!) adrogynous men anyday than those tragic cocky roid-injecting gym junkies

  • Man they r so wrong on so many levels D:

  • Most of it was Bogus List but Vaan really is the worst.

  • What, Squall? What about Kuja for crying out loud

  • How the fuck is Kuja not number 1 on this list?

  • Squall n Cloud still the manliest characters hehe :-D

  • C'mon, you haven't done your homework... what about Kuja from FFIX and Seymour from FFX?

  • Do these guys even know what androgynous means?

  • im sure Kuja is lauging his ass off somewheres right now.......f*ckingg narcissist

  • Without Kuja, this looks like a stupid joke.

  • @kryskiller666 I was thinking the exact same fucking thing

  • @kryskiller666 and Edward.

  • O.o I was playing as Vaan when they said his name as number 1...

  • Why isn't Kuja on the list?

  • no Kuja... teh guy that wore a thong (or whatever that was) really? not even a mention?

    Have these guys actually played these games and you know, not just gone on google and looked up final fantasy.

    Made of Fail!

  • @Nightsinger and he has boobs when he is in trance lol

  • Bring Steve and Larson pls

  • Final Fantasy sucks imo

  • Where's KEFKA???

    

  • @sentidocomunve kefka doesnt look as feminine, he just looks like a clown really, and it suits his character because he is utterly insane

  • um sorry to break this to you guys but gackt is a dude

  • Faris? Quina?? Larsa?????? Fail.

  • WoW! I would luv 2 C all the h8 mail U got 4 this. I think U guys nailed this list perfectly!

  • Gackt at the end of #1 made me lol. I assume he falls under the "and what have you?"?

  • howdAREYOU INSULT VAAN!

  • Paine: She's a female Squall on all levels. Squall is emo, Paine is goth. Squall and Paine are both androgynous. It's a match made in heaven!

  • Vivi is an androgynous furry.

  • No tidus?

  • Agreed Kuja should have been on the list.

    But damn it, people, drop Larsa. He's fucking twelve, are you excepting a tall manly beast with a hairy chest a beard ? :|

  • Zell? Squall? VIVI? SERIOUSLY, VIVI?! And Paine is a fuckin woman, the fuck is wrong with this list? D:

  • @TidusAbes -.- they are like somewhat retards, Squall?, nah, i mean in that game something was cool, no girly heroes, unlike in ff9's kuja, who at first i thought it was a woman, then i realized it was a man wearing thong, and also, sephiroth?, vivi?, u are nabs

  • @TidusAbes Actually, you don't know what the word androgynous means.... before you freak out.... look up the definition.

  • Y U TOTALLY LEAVE OUT FARIS!?!?!?

  • uhhhmmmm........ Kuja...........

  • Gackt Camui (Genesis Rhapsodos' voice) looked like Vaan? O.o

  • wow... Kuja was not even mentioned...

  • Androgynous means feminine men.

  • @uzay2000

    It means their gender isn't able to be confirmed.

  • @uzay2000 Thanks, you saved me a trip to google.

  • @uzay2000 oooh,tnx for explaining.and I went berserk seeing Squall and Sephiroth as nr.10 & 9 x]]

  • @uzay2000

    Actually it refers to women as well. It basically means that their gender is indistinguishable. Look up Chrona from Soul Eater. He/She has never been shown to have a gender one way or the other so far as I know. I might have missed something but Chrona just doesn't do anything notable gender specific and becomes really head scratching at points xD

  • @Bushflare There are some indications to Chrona's gender, where Medusa calls him her son. :P Well, she does in the Japanese version, I'm not sure about the english dub.

  • @KankuChan

    I watched it and didn't notice it tbh. Perhaps a mistranslation. Either way, Chrona's gender is the most ambiguous of anyone I've ever met.

  • @uzay2000

    Androgynous - adj - 1. being both male and female; hermaphroditic.

    2. having both masculine and feminine characteristics.

    3. having an ambiguous sexual identity.

    4. neither clearly masculine nor clearly feminine in appearance

  • @AngeliqueDaemon SUCK MY PINGAS!

  • @uzay2000 no it doesn't. it means a person has a balance of masculine and feminine trraits

  • @KemonoAkiah Sometimes words have TWO definitions..... LOOK IT UP PEOPLE! You are both right.