BEAUTY PAGEANT QUEEN!! - Jamie Lynn

[bill739]

this is really funny and that plant bit is sooo funny .

[SharpieGirl126]

oh my god.....thats the most beautiful mariju plant iv'e ever seen <3

[OneBlackGuy1]

HAHA SO FUNNY!

[lundonbby]

your so damn funny!!!

[Brough1111]

You got to much time on your hands

[sexybiatch70]

its not funnt to make fun of ppl that shits mean as hell! get a life! dont you have anythingelse better to do?

[lecagot2]

Is that a marijuana plant on her left?

[FabulousStar23]

LOL.

[urbanjunglebp]

hell no look at the base stock

[xXshevaunxsuicideXx]

lol I think so :O

[lecagot2]

With that wind whipping, are you sure you are not in Oklahoma?

[mirandaDOTcom]

Whats wrong with Oklahoma?

Oh yeah..

EVERYTHING!

[anikakarin]

This video made me laugh out loud.

[htmlninja]

hahaha my name is melissa

[lisbaybii]

so is mine haha

[THAThoboTRIPPEDme]

omg, is this like miss melissa lingafelt? north carolina, drake bell, hoe, melissa, beauty pageant?!?!

if so...I LOVE U STEVIE RYAN!! haha

thats hilarious

but if not...it was still pretty funny, lol

[OriginalGuest]

OMG, Jabba The Hutt's son has been kidnapped!

[MrsChristensen88]

Melissa Linafelt?

Drakes girlfriend. Cause I saw this vid. on her page.

so um

WTF?

[Writer954]

It's not Melissa Linafelt, it's Stevie Ryan playing her Youtube character Jamie Lynn.

[happyharry900]

Well-I loved the vid!!! Well done!!! You trashed the beauty pageant industry!!!! Well done. 5 stars!

[garciacantarero]

she is 2 young 4 a pregnantse right know!!!!! I hope she can deal with it not as her sister! best wishes!!!!

[mini7donkey]

Im From NC living in Japon now. You need to be getting drunk with your big pepsi CUps!

[brelorcra]

There are people out there who are really like that and you portray them so well it's scary. Thanks for another great video.

[freefromfolsom]

i love jamie lynn and i love you stevie ryan! you are so talented! youre the best on the whole of youtube! LOVE YOU!

[xyzxwv]

YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO REHAB

[molsonC]

shes obviosly fucking famous if shes in the news fucking god!

[xbangpowchikawowx]

she could be on MAD tv she is so great at portraying many ppls

[focusfitnessonline]

she is littleloca she does a great job on youtube but cant get any real acting jobs. it's a shame

[DailyCa]

is it sad to say that I know the roommate of the real miss North Carolina?? I really do... lol.

you're fabulous and I love being from NC

[ANDREAWALLC]

hey you are so cool Stevie, i really like your work! No doubt that Catalyst and you are the best... but a have a little question, is that a parody bout Melissa from Carolina? jajaja... if it is then really fun young lady... keep going with your work, really love your videos, very original!!!

[cfeezy211]

LOL Your Nu Meeiss North Caro LAH NUH!! THATS RAHT YALL!!

[blackpimp4u]

BTW, I can't imagine that this is actually Stevie. If it is, she's a HECK of an actress!

[sirjulez2004]

did noone even SEE THE POT PLANT IN FRONT OF THE ATC ?

[blackpimp4u]

Well, the plant is still in the vegetative stage, anyway. Anyhow, this girl is hilarious! I love me some Stevie Ryan!

[outtacheetos]

are we sure that's a tater plant?? LOL

[qpzy]

shes bangin !!! BABY GIVE ME YA # I BET YOURE DOWN FOR SOME FREAKY SHIT ha ha ha

[Jonnymule]

I want that six minutes of my life back....and your fat!

[HayleanneD]

she's fat? HOW fucking thin do you want her to be?

[christainle]

this is hella funny

[PrincessMe1993]

lmao XD

u crack me up

[rockagurl45]

he he he

[travis122imdb]

haha love the celery drink at the end but this isnt classic jamie lynn.. stevie's best jamie lynn videos are like blog#4... speaking of rehab, stevie please spoof mtv's overrated amy whinehouse. make a new character based on her that would be big.

[jakespeed23]

more Jamie Lynn!

[joshicun]

wow thats wow ur little loca

[poopslingingmonkey]

:o) Came back to love this video all over again.

[ShutUpAlreadyPlease]

This is a claSSic!!

[katalina2007]

Yeah, Jamie Lynn is crazy--fresh outta rehab or NO!

[HodgsonMoffat]

she is one of my favs DO HER ALL THE TIME! your awesome Stevie :-)

[DarkKard4]

Jamie Lynn is my least favorite character. Dont do her again.:d

[PawnShopDude]

rehab? for drinking too much wine-in-a-box?

[brownj2]

"don't be afraid to use your guns" lol

Jamie Lynn, you are so wise, glad to see you again. Thanks for sharing about the throwing up thing. You will represent SC well

[dertieone]

131 + 1

[gummodude]

Cute baby.

[piutejack]

You are the greatest talent out there Stevie!!!

[Michelle5451]

You time traveled into rehab? You silly girl, we could have called you a taxi.

[weathergoddess]

OMG! LMAO "Slipped and broke her ass" Ooooo my side! can't breathe.

[poopslingingmonkey]

Looks like I can rate this video every day. I think I will!

[maxi28]

I think you need to do more Jamie Lynn, more than any other character. Do you think that's possible? I do. hahahahhahahahaaa!

[mitxel]

ilu jamielynn.

[wutang444]

I'd hit it;

[TiaLinda]

I don't think potato plants like the wind.

[EUMP]

God americans are annoying, Y'ALLL.

[xcherryjonesx]

for those who don't know, stevie ryan's ex boyfriend drake bell from the drake and josh show is now dating miss teen north carolina. i think he was a judge on the contest too? not sure...

[deadpuppet69]

xcherryjonesx I'm in a band out here in L.A and there are rumors all over the place about Drake Bell using that teen queen as a cover. They say he has a taste for older men. Yuck!

[TiaLinda]

Deadpuppet. I heard that rumor about Drake Bell too. That he swings both ways and likes the "daddy" types. That's just sick!

[blackpimp4u]

I am a paparazzo, and I could show you things...

[trooperlovesgeorge]

hahahaha verry funny!!!!!!

[MillerTan]

this is so bad..

[thatnickguy]

Good grief! "Ever seen that movie? / Think that's possible? / I think some people are ahead of us!" Kill it. The joke's dead. It was barely funny when it was a line originally from a Britney Chaotic DVD scene.

[78870000]

are you charlie brown or something?

[studio2014]

AHHAHAH! Oh god, you're acting is amazing. seriously. keep it up; don't listen to the haters, we love you!@

[daveTmkio]

Arrrrggghhh! That wind ruined it! Redo it again and find a wind sock for the mic please.

[Abbey7]

That was so funny. You did a very nice job of being subtly tipsy without being over the top - unless you were actually tipsy in which case you did a nice job of not falling down. I actually researched this business of Miss Teen N.C. and man did you get her! That was some serious pawnage! You can be a biotch if u need to be! LOL This Real Paris account really gives you the liberty to show all aspects of you creativity! I like it.

[swilson1968]

,<b>they tried to make me go to rehab and I said no, no, no!<b>

[MaliciousKid18]

Marry me Jamie Lynn.

[TiaLinda]

,<b> yes!!!!!!!!!!

[TiaLinda]

,<b> is it working?

[karmapolice07]

RIGHT IN BOLD , < b > take spaces out and don't forget the comma or it won't work

[karmapolice07]

,<b> JAMIELYN FOR PRESIDENT 2008

[karmapolice07]

shit why stop at MNC go for president

[TiaLinda]

We love you Jamie Lynn.

[rashb]

Oh man, that walk, haha. I'm not so sure if the judges will be feeling that.

[stellarsky1]

that doll looks so creepy

[minniesota54]

Dang wind..

[DarthPuppet]

She's still hot though!

[DarthPuppet]

I think Jamie is a Pregnant queen! Be carful smokin those taters!

[ffranzos]

Nice to see you bring back JL. And as always, love the way your characters trash each other. Never fails to make me smile. I thought this was going to be kind of straight at first, but then the JL we all know and love came through. Love that last line about the guns. Thanks, Stevie.

[liftdoctor]

you look fat in this vid !

[deadpuppet69]

Get that potato tree out of the wind!

[megamandapop]

hahaa :)

[hotchinadoll]

So good to see you back Jamie Lynn. You are much prettier than the real NC miss teen.

btw....that is not a potato plant. It's an "herb" plant.

[RosieODonneII]

That is a pot plant!!

[DLOVE99]

Looks like a nice healthy pot plant next to you.

Always 5 stars.

[puffalo]

haha you need to get with red state update and do a collaboration video.

[Laemmerhirt]

I think Jamie Lynn is ahead of us!

[deus555]

You're an amazing funnywoman. Good to have Jamie back :)

'...that's what that Miss USA, Teen ah, Universe needs to know..' lol

[DeutschlandDebbie]

:-  )

[TheRealKurtJames]

I thinks something's up. This video just disappeared from my subscription list! Did this happen to anybody else?

[KateyTitsOnAStick]

Yeah it did it for me as well =\

[minus400]

i think they disappear after you watch 'em

[KateyTitsOnAStick]

It wasn't 'cause I'd watched it. But it's back now so ah well.

[DawnVita]

Talking Tina on the Twilight Zone killed....

[69roadrunr383]

Jamie Lynn you frickin crack me up

[TheRealKurtJames]

Jamie Lynn is a Frickin' Genius!

[indigosky7]

It's good to see you back, Jamie Lynn! LOL!

[toficus]

THANK YOU! I sent a message asking for another Jamie Lynn video a week or so ago and we get one! Woot.

I love it. Thanks Stevie! You are a creative genius.

[JoeyUstler]

dude id sex Jamie Lynn

[louderbitch]

so good to see jamielynn back on youtube! take good care of that little one.

[99redballons4u]

if your talking about drakes girlfriend she has another thing coming. hes cheating on her with one of my friends. :(

[78870000]

i heard hes gay

[ShutUpAlreadyPlease]

Its obvious hes a homo.

[ShutUpAlreadyPlease]

'little critters dying in Iraq...'

Thats the best!

[jimihendrix187]

oh this was hilarious thanks for the laughs

[ShutUpAlreadyPlease]

I started cracking up when I saw the still shot of this video. Amazingly brilliant.

[stevexcraig]

I bet you have theatrical stitches between your toes.

[musicfan81]

Rehab?! You sound drunk and drugged already! Was that a mixed drink? haha, where'd you get that lovely 80s dress.

[bartolemeo]

You continue to crack me up :) well done, m'lady. As a NC resident, I'm scared just watching it.

[R4GENYC]

that walk is hot yall

[ghdz1984]

'Red' koolaid and celery?

[proffmongo]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaah!!!!­! gosh miss Jamie Lynn you're sooo gosh darn puuuurrrrrrrrdy! you make my gritts fry!!! you make my corn cobb pop!!! I sure do love yyyoouuuu!!! would you be my waff??? I'll give you a cadilac hub cap for your wedding present!!! we'll honeymoon on the bayou and I'll noodle catfish for ya everyday!!! hugs n kisses Beaureguard

[iMaggie]

Jamie, I love your perspective on death. Very enlightening. Wahah. Congrats Stevie on the cover of the Sun :)

[boisfrancs]

You're a boiled peanut eatin, choc'late soppin, bacca growin, moonshine runnin Tarheel, Yea!

[dw988]

the little one looks just like you, but somehow lifeless. glad to hear you know your limits.

[starvingmusician21]

Jamie Lynn for Ms. Universe.

[deadpuppet69]

oh and don't be afraid to use it

[deadpuppet69]

dolls do kill people just keep your gun handy

[popeyecaan]

You know,I've seen alot of things in my time,but a Franzia bloodymary?...that..uh that's just special.Peace

[78870000]

You are the prefect woman! I love you jamielynn

[koalman]

You remain the queen of YouTube Stevie, at least in my eyes. You are so funny and wildly talented.

[cyberspacer]

Bravo! I really enjoyed this video!

[MagieMay23]

couldn't stop laughing, you're skits are always vair vair vair clever!

[sweetluvin]

By the way Stevie, I think youre way too smart to even pretend to be a pageant girl.

[sweetluvin]

LOL! Stevie, you are one silly girl. I love this character and retarded beauty queens would fit in perfect with Jamie Lynn.

[sheetshaker]

Fuckn Soo RADD!!!!!!

[natuman]

good to see you're not time travilin no more

[Phylmyc]

Yeah!

[Fuwuttevas]

yer look so fine and fancy, Jamie Lynn

[CameltoeLove]

Damn you fine! Where did you get that sexy outfit? from your great-gran?

[desertshore]

killa dollz DO exist i SEEN em *o*

[musicnvrdies]

Wow, I'm from NC...and haven't seen anything like this Jamie Lynn woman. hahha

But you're hilarious.

[akemietc]

nice tree.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

Jamie Lynn is one of my favorites,

[rhythm7a]

Lol, love the outfits. I'm guessing you love doing this character, you do a great job of getting in to it. Some toys are definitely ahead of us.

[kimiaa]

jamies just a kid... seriously stevie.

[abahkins]

haha i love you

[KHFan]

LMAO! I cracked up with you said North Carolina

Represent NC!

[plumpspork]

haha

[kristineHOE]

thankyou for bringing her back haha

[penguin555]

haha so ridiculous. nuke everything I say.

[MelvinStar23]

That don't look like no TATER plant!

[koalman]

pot ato plant

[deadpuppet69]

hahaha I didn't get it tell now

[howlinfish]

Praise God, she's back !!!

[TiaLinda]

awesome video jamielynn

[TheresNOfuckingNames]

Wait... DO YOU AND THE DOLL HAVE MATCHING OUTFITS ON??? OMG!!

[TheresNOfuckingNames]

The Real miss North Carolina tries to copy stevie in real life. I think Drake dates her or something, but its obvious she wishes she was Stevie. This is a real slap in the face to that bitch!! PWND!

[bowiechick]

:) I was proud of myself for actually catching on to that in the video... normally I don't catch onto stuff like that.

[locadefender]

I'm not afraid to use my gun

[elora4435]

hahah the doll thinks like you?

[3101010]

outta rehab lol Love yah

[tilltonightdouspart]

HAHA! Don't be afraid to use my gun. Check.

[BossMackTopSoil]

This shit is stupid.

[1LoudBass]

glad you back! you look wonderful

[TheresNOfuckingNames]

"It takes a certain type of function in your brain to be in a beauty pageant" HAAAAHAA!!

[99redballons4u]

you better not drink and drive that thing you'll end up in jail and then what would the little one do?

[TheresNOfuckingNames]

Congrats Jamie! I knew you was a true life beauty!

[TheresNOfuckingNames]

Is that a weed plant?

[bellinghamster]

I *heart* Jamie Lynn!

[hollisterguy224]

hehe :] nicee

[dmurawski]

I KNEW that was a hullinogen experience! lol

[zwfwrestling]

YES! She's baaaack. LOLOL i've been waiting soooo long for jamie lynn to return.

[poopslingingmonkey]

Yeah!! Jamie Lynn, glad you're back from rehab, glad you won!!! How's the foot?

[fattyboiii89]

never mind it was number 6

[fattyboiii89]

OoOoOo SNAPS!!! i got number 5. I WUVE YOU STEVIE, have my child pweez?

[droopysd]

HOT!

[danger00000000000000]

Love it! HAHA

[DarkKard4]

Third Comment!

[lastnightsucked]

rehab for too much franzia. ilu.