Valentine's Day Gift Buying

[iWATCHITT]

4/5 people are crushed by giant diamonds daily.

ORLY?

[TheTeeVids]

Anyone else sees the Turret at 1:25 ?

[iamEPIXman117]

That huge bee gives me the willies

[TheHaxDyj]

I love valve short portal 2 videos!

[Slipdax]

meanwhile at valve... nobody's working

[gearfusion]

Oh its 2012 this year not 2011 DERP

[gearfusion]

Isnt portal 2 already out?

[LtUnrealistic]

Seems legit ...

[ShakenFoe]

1:13 That guy is spinning in the chair with the diamond.

[sonicdsfan1]

I can't believe this is now a year old.....

[scriminamp]

lol

[EagleKammback]

I never noticed the Turret at the computer in the back until just now

[pet1996]

Fact 1: You watch this video on Valentine's day

Fact 2: I state the obvious

Fact 3: You like Portal 2

Fact 4: Aperture Science has a trailer for every possible day

[thExRADiCALS]

thumbs up if you're watching this on valentine's day.

[HardporeCorn66]

Thumbs up if you are watching this February 13th 2012!

[koalalord145]

1 year ago, this video was uploaded! :D

[Pjeteh]

Imagine the Kamasutra using portal gun, damn that would be wicked :D

[sjl0523]

@Pjeteh Autofellatio will be way much easier!

[Pjeteh]

@sjl0523

lol probably xD

[J2DAQ321]

i know what im getting my girlfriend this valentines day

[girgirl09]

THIS. PROVES. CHELLEY.

[VivaSaysHi]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

[ben58224]

this video is hularius



[ThatOneGuy33333]

So, for Valentine's day, buy your special someone what they really want. A Quantum Space-Hole Gun.

[oreosmooshy]

The person spinning with the diamond at the end made me laugh so hard xD

[crazychri1]

4 out of 5

whats up with the 5th

[alexo10101]

turret in the top right at 1:25

[XiongMMA]

Haha. I've played Portal 2 only once. And shit... That was pretty good.

[TehScreamingWeirdo]

Who's watchin this 1 year later?

[butters1800]

aw! so cute~

[SageNTitled]

The turret is surfing on the internet.

[krusty407]

Give that chick a portal gun, chicks love portal guns

[et1000et1000]

Valve's trailers are so awesome ! With which software is it made?

[2000Tobbe]

thanks for the tips, but were can i buy a portal gun?

[Sonetodecirene]

@2000Tobbe

At any Aperture Store near you!

[Relatharr]

@Sonetodecirene I would, but any time I try to enter the store, I find myself outside again. How does THAT happen?

[HobovitchGaming]

Can't they just sum this up easily - Why bother with woman? Theyre a waste of time,all they do is break your heart, ruin your life and leave you in the gutter.

[ShamangoUno]

I bet that the guy slamming the keyboard is delaying HL3.

[Likeomgwtfbbq22]

@FinlandBMX Silly, everyone knows Valve can't count to 3.

[blindconceit]

cute vid. as for actual gifts, i can help.

amourpropre. fscstore. com

[Brandonloveslegos]

Did anyone see a sentry turrent at 1:13??

[iamlegndrylysv]

@Brandonloveslegos

the turret is there the whole video

[minstrelgreetings]

Cool video but not really a valentines day gift though. visit my channel for a really special valentines gift

[destruccionH]

who else notice the turret behind the midle desk in the bottom?

[Zamweenie]

Being allergic to cocoa is very very rare. doubt 54% are XD

[EpicVideoViewer]

FACT: Portal guns are most used (whenever exposed to society) to mainly dick about.

[Anthony74561]

It's Official, Valve makes the best trailers in the industry.

[OutcastAngelV]

@Anthony74561 Valve makes the best EVERYTHING

[engelskab]

hehe Smart marketing.

[ThatsTheTicket21]

Guy in top left corner: Likes to spin his chair for no reason.

Guy in bottom left corner: Guy who smacks his keyboard all day.

2nd guy on bottom row: Guy who just sits there.

4th guy on bottom row: Spins in a circle.

2nd guy on top row: He's different.

[JxSparrow]

Now that I think about it, sex with a portal gun would be really interesting.

[01Lagger]

Is this the valve company?

[RawFireGaming]

@01Lagger nnnnnnooooo sssshhhhhhiiiiiitttttttt

[kiwininja100]

first guy on the computre is delaying ep3

[DaveThePuppetGuy]

@kiwininja100 Fact: GLaDOS is purposely delaying episode 3 to test the mental stress levels of halflife gamers.

[kiwininja100]

@DaveThePuppetGuy gud thing im ntoa HL gammer :/

[OfficialJerla]

@kiwininja100 No can't find the number 3 on the keyboard that's why its taking Valve to make Half-Life 3 or if you never realize Valve has to come up ways releasing their third new games without using the number three.

It won't be release as HL3 by the way it would be something this.

Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Season 1 of 2 by the time they found 3 its the end of the world.

[mcclanehard]

Well, the facts never lie...

[rdaitan]

I just love the physics in this video.

[GreysPrincess]

Fact: somebody has been listening to a certain corrupt personality core.

[BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr]

a lot more people are killed by giant diamonds than i thought

[MultiJade]

0:05 guy smashing keyboard 0:13 turret and guy spinning

[SuperSonicBreadman09]

why not get her a Companion cube :D

[Milomia9]

lol, guy typing with one hand, guy spinning in chair, turret at desk.

[AlterEgox5]

That is EXACTLY why we love diamonds. How come no one figured this out until Aperture came along?

[ANmrpopo]

Does it bother anyone else that the dude spinning in the chair is flipping his arm the wrong way to be spinning that direction?

[ImNotCool69]

Facts provided by: Fact Core

[IDKandOMG]

1:10 the guy on the right still has the diamond! XD

[siebersboy]

0:13 theres a turrent in the background

[raulAuttux]

Funny :D

[spuddsstudios]

150 people got stung by bees

[jabbernaut52733]

0:08 look a random ball spawns from that guy on the chair

[brianjamespayne]

the guy who stole the dimond and spinning in his seat is the guy who is working on half life 3. :P

[TheWellMindedMe]

Fact - Bringing a Gravity Gun from Black Mesa is the most horrible thing to do. She would want you gone...Good Luck your still alive

[KittyhawkFox]

Oh, Fact Core, you know it was only three out of five people getting crushed by diamonds each day... The fourth is always crushed by a pile of them.

[EchoOddity]

I'm so buying a girl portal 2 for valentines day, co-operative testing makes the heart grow fonder.

[MakubekuUrashima]

Offfice turret FTW

[yinge101]

Opening tune is epic xD

[MrGward66]

my dimomond he stole my dymond!

[STRiPESandShades]

I think Fact Sphere wrote this...

[robloxfan459]

1:02 random dude steals dimond XD

[imnotfat77]

ill wold give my girl friend a turret lol

[bob49459]

But the companion cube loves me for who I am...

[TheMarceee]

So thats what you are doing in Valve. Flipping around in an armchair. Sure thing.

[ramprire]

No one catch the sentry turret at a desk in the background? no body??!

[Csp499]

That guy at the front desk is going to town with that keyboard.

Go keyboard guy, go!

[jkh2004]

@Csp499 He seems to be repeatedly pressing ctrl.

[megalogo3000]

try with spiderman pictures

[redbullwings11]

should have got her cake

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 he cant the cake is a lie

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 you just killed the joke

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 or did i make the joke more enjoyable

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 i thinked u killed it

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 im pretty sure their was no joke to start with



[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 i think there was u just killed it

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 wasnt much of a joke if it go no thumbs up

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 yeah there was a juke you just killed the hell out of it :(

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 juke?



[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 are you still trying to get your point across jealous XD

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 jealous of what a joke, and if u count how many times ive replied its less than yours, and what point is it, is it their was no joke at all and your trying, and im pretty sure, no-one in the world would be jealous becuase of a bad joke,

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 are you trying to get the top comment (somebodys jealous) lol get a life 

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 trololol, u mad bro?

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 well at least im not stealing peoples jokes TROLOLOLOL

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 seriously give it a rest, i just dont care anymore, so stop answering back, must be the only thing you do.

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 do you ever stop killing peoples jokes lol is it because you cant make up your own jokes lol

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 thanks for proving my point, this is the only thing you do, so stop answering and mabye,i dont know move,on lol, lol, lol, herp derp

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 hey you ruined the joke first lol fail.

[danzo229]

@redbullwings11 seriously grow a pair and stop answering, man

[redbullwings11]

@danzo229 <==== (jealous person because i had better joke) ok you stop commenting now!

[MisakiYuuna]

I wish my boyfriend will give me a Portal gun for Valentine's day! :D

[Shaosprojects]

Fact: The portal device ensures eternal love.

Fact: We have run into a reproducible human error problem...

[megaloco33]

Epic

[MuggleSnuggles]

I like the song here.

[sailorpeach45]

Lol i wish my boyfriend just walk into the office door and do that to me XD

[AydenMize]

Roses are red.

Portals are Orange and Blue.

So for Valentines Day.

I got you Portal 2.

[misterrandompancake]

1:13 The guy spinning in the chair with the diamond represents minecraft in a nutshell

[drbelli]

the walking sticker guy is the delivery dude...

No boyfriend goes to the office to give flowers, only already married (but unaware off it..)

[metroliner89]

xD WTF is up with the elevator



[misterrandompancake]

@metroliner89 no that was the girls head popping

[metroliner89]

@misterrandompancake Oh I thought the elevator hit the top floor really hard! XDDDD

[2grdesigngraphic]

Hola, un vídeo muy buenos, enhorabuena.

[Joeybob217]

great gift man great gift

[er296]

The only thing missing is Cave Johnson's voice.

[BrightScaleFire]

Spin! Spin with the diamond!

[weresmygun]

before they were aperture labs they were ryan industries thumbs up if you get it

[darkforestwarriors]

o-o that guy in the next seat stole that lady's diamond...... and there is a turret..... I WILL DEFINATLEY WANT MY VALINTINES GIFT TO BE A PORAL GUN!!!! <3 83 <3

[USN755]

I gave that bitch a portal gun. Bitches love portal guns.

[zmanfilms]

00:14 I'm spinning in a chair :)P

00:31 I'm still spinning in a chair :)p

00:48 Spinning is fun :)p

1:13 I'm spinning in a chair with a huge ass diamond :)p

[bobert551]

wait... wouldn't that 54% of women allergic to chocolate know they're allergic, and not eat the chocolate... LOGIC.... use it

[GiratinaofFury]

Just a typical day at the office, one person just hitting a keyboard randomly, one person sleeping on the job, one couple showing their affection, one person spinning in their chair and a turret running accounts.

[Shiftication]

Worker Row 1 Column 4 is supposed to be working on Episode 3

[MakaTheSoulKid]

Fact: Four out of five people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day.

[TheMediaCore]

HEY, he stole the diamond

[megaloco33]

@TheMediaCore he is the enderman

[ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn]

@TheMediaCore is it a coincidence that he stole it, and he is black?

[YagoTheFrood]

The guy near the elevator at 1:09 Forever Alone.

[swe3rset]

The guy bashing his keyboard, the guy spinning in the chair, the turret, and the guy sleeping on the job are the only ones working on Half Life 2: Episode 3

[LareBearProductions]

I wonder how many Valentine's Day cards the guys and girls got that said this:

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come over to my place babe,

And we'll play some Portal 2".

[MrBellesk]

0:15 DELICIOUS OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...oh shit

0:30 Mr.Turret

[MrBellesk]

0:15 DELICIOUS OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...oh shit

[sayrith]

Anyone notice the turret at its desk?

[djangosp2]

thumbs up if u bought ur girlfriend portal 2 : D

[Aeronnax]

Valve's amazingly creative.

I just wonder how creative they can get with the number 3.

[KIUBIX3]

@Aeronnax They can count to 3. Portal 2 OST volume 3. Gabe is learning :D

[Aeronnax]

@KIUBIX3 Hurray! Haha yeah I'm excited for their sequels to the 2's.

[WWEFAN89937]

I'm Different.

[DragonBallZKai5]

This Is My 500th Fav.! :D

[MartinMikjaer]

Did anyone notice the Tf2 spy at 0:32 ?

[HamburgerSaga]

@MartinMikjaer where

[CheckPleez480]

@MartinMikjaer where? ive been looking for it for about five minutes and i still cant see it

[MartinMikjaer]

@CheckPleez480 It's not there.. XD



[CheckPleez480]

@MartinMikjaer 0_0 so thats why i got so confused....

[DeMoN5377]

um.. that was a weird trailer thingy?

[AKittyKatProduction]

0:20 *Looks at the fact" Wut? D:

[eperger]

apparently valve dropped out of school early because they can't count to 3 portal 2 hl ep2 tf2 yea.....

[JamesR3d]

Who else has seen the turret at 0:30?

that´s not a diamon,

its a giant diamon,

we sell those too