SMBC Physics: Why are stones round? feat. Zach Weiner

[yatdal]

Are you trying to say that the rock is touched on the penis?

[rhynoboy2009]

SMBC "Suck My Big Cock"

[DModernGhost]

Geology isn't real science...

-Sheldon...

[hotbananapants]

Saw SMBC character. Had to click.

[gabgirl210]

DEAR GOD HE IS A LEFTY!!!



[foxman105]

@gabgirl210 Yay lefties!

[DakotALoopeR]

Wait why is this one drawn with the left hand?

[collingame]

SUBSCRIBED

[mrtoastystudio]

"In zero G, you dont need pants!"

"Yes you do!"

[alexhuje]

In zero G, you don't need pants.

Sounds logical to me.

[OnlyWayIsMetal]

I honestly watch these video's for the illustrations, like 25% of the physics sinks in...

Still brilliant though.

[CydoniaKnight1]

SMBC \m/

[TheWolfprodigy]

That guy needs to cut his nails

[bradleybooth95]

woah woah woah! Thats not a biscuit.

[MsDoodles2]

VIHART!

[whupdup]

Why is weird al doing science

[YesItsHetalia187]

Person in a blob: In Zero G, you DON'T NEED PANTS!!

Other Person in same blob: YES, YOU DO!!!

Me: LAWWWLLL!!!

[Fruitwhistler]

39 people are right handed

[Imabadspeller]

Just kidding c: good ol' Zack

[Imabadspeller]

who drew this one?

[pnpoomers]

:P



[devileye90]

I'd like living in blobs!

[magicalkiwibird]

sooooooooooooooooo.... is that guy you're drawing what you really look like?

[katnissevergreen101]

foodwise

[NinjaPoptartX]

Geology Rocks... oh yea!

[katnissevergreen101]

difference between dumpling and a biscuit; one's asian, the other american.

[FlabbyWabby2011]

39 people watched this with no sound! :D

[porchemasi]

nugget in a biscuit?

[PossumCuber]

@porchemasi MMMMMMMMMM!

[tmzilla]

In ZeroG, you don't need pants. Or legs.

[jikodown]

suck my big cock physics

[liztino1]

omg!! SMBC AND MINUTE PHYSICS!! Two of my favorite things! <3

[theblueisyou]

Is this video for retards?

[mayben0tamuggle]

i feel like these cartoon people are a new edition to minutephysics

[piecharthosen]

in zero g if you lived for too long your bones would weaken (iirc).  So there needs to be some sort of external force to push you against a direction. And thus using that as a frame of reference you get an 'up'

yay!

[NinjaPoptartX]

Geology Rocks!

[mariofan922]

@NinjaPoptartX What you did there. I SEE IT.

[TheEscapeGuy]

@NinjaPoptartX "Geology isn't a real science"-Captain Sheldon Cooper

[NinjaPoptartX]

@TheEscapeGuy What did the sand stone say to the conglomerate? "Sort yourself out mate"

What did one plate margin say to the other after an earthquake occurred? Hey... its not my fault.

Where do Geologists sleep? Pillow Lava's.

What do you call a bad Geologist? A Geyser.

[MrDeyzel]

Anyone else notice Zach Weiner is left-handed?

[TheAdventMaster]

Her: All right baby, which way do you want to do it?

Me: Any which way you want, baby. I don't have a preferred orientation.

[NSoJa]

Leftie! 

[theCaptinofMorgan]

*new

[theCaptinofMorgan]

Ghosts a new drawer

[HeavensBurn]

So..... when are you going to make HourPhysics :D

[xTheCold]

1:15 = Y U No

[Nocosix]

How do people choosing to watch a physics video not get the concept of a guest illustrator?

[scout1097]

@Nocosix its a good question isnt it?

[GoSkateTV]

What happened to the stick figures?

[RaymondGPapiJoe]

i came to this video cuz i misread the title to Why are we stoned? -____-

[koolaidluvr]

This stuff is confusing.. but I like watching these videos anyway!

[MrVaddiReddy]

@koolaidluvr Dude this one should be like the easiest one to understand...

[koolaidluvr]

@MrVaddiReddy I was saying all the videos in general were confusing

[SuperJediPanda]

I want ur old stick drawing and pls cut ur nails, u have hands like a girl!

[mantisolivares]

Is Zack Weiner the one who drew this chapter? If so, is she a girl? long nails are long

[SpoonerSpecter]

when i start physics next year i will demand my teacher knows of you O_O

[senorjiveturkee]

Suck My Big Cock physics? how dare you.

[GRDiver94]

Who else watched the ad of the hot girls in leather fighting people? ;)

[phantomrider115]

@GRDiver94 whats it called?

[Fomelogo]

1:27 i love the message you have a great sense of humor

[pedrocapo7]

this guy must meet sheldon :D

[edd93041]

it looks like your drawing are improving



[MrTalibanNinja]

Mind = Blasted

[AnonymousAutumn]

BIGGEST ROCK IS BEST ROCK!

[devilsadvocate22289]

@AnonymousAutumn BAHAHAHA

[theA2211]

i don't get it.... -.-

[JPettsProductions]

i wish i was u 

[prateek523]

why am i watching minutephysics instead of doing my actual physics?!?

[cadia95]

@prateek523 I'm watching minutephysics instead of chem... go figure.

[PyroSpartanM98]

@prateek523 Because this is better.

[pikachu777FTW]

@prateek523 Because minutephysics is probably 10x funner.

[notexactlyIO]

Why's your cooking pot in the shape of half of a cylinder?

[PitifulElves]

Well... interesting ad, a whole music video, gansta looking dude goes into resturant, waitress trips on him, he fantasizes her shaking her ass and all (in a coma) and wants to have sex.... OK.

[MadeInQorea]

nonono in the last picture, you should have made us fatter... WAYYY fatter... like blobs...HIRE ME

[frogambassador]

Porn videos must take place in zero gravity.

1:25

[TheTrollsrback]

mom: why arent you wearing any pants

me: sorry, i thought i was in 0 G.

[3P1Cninja]

"In zero G, you don't need pants!" "Yes you do!"

[whitepawwa12]

I want cookies now

[StuartScottWilliams]

Thank you SMBC for introducing me to minute physics... these videos are so awesome

[Pazma1]

So, common sense, basically.

[WwllxX16]

i preffer stick figures thanks.

[WwllxX16]

i preffer stick figures thanks.

[wilifili1]

IN ZERO G, YOU DONT NEED PANTS

[Theotherone12321]

@wilifili1 YES YOU DO!

[ATreeIHit]

@wilifili1 yes you do.



[GroundPhobia]

@wilifili1 Yes you do!

[CCV334]

@wilifili1 YES YOU DO!

[Frostbiyt]

@wilifili1 who says i wear pants anyways

[MMPPkiocks]

FUUUUUCK SOPA AND PIPA BETTER NOT REMOVE YOTUBE OR MINUTE PHYSICS WILL BE GON NOW WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!

[GamerEnterprise]

@MMPPkiocks not me. I have shit load of money. If you wasnt idiot you would allso have shit loads of many, like I do. Since you are idiot who cant even earb one tenth of what I earn, which prooves u are dumb, therefore I believe u even dont get to express ur opinion.

[xGewiz1]

@GamerEnterprise Well, obviously, you are not as intelligent as you believe yourself to be, as SOPA and PIPA censoring has nothing to do with how much money you make. Also, how much money you make has nothing to do with intelligence; look at any professional athlete. You might want to look into using Google Chrome as a browser; it has a built in spell checker, to prevent you from sounding like an idiot when you write something like "If you wasnt idiot," although, it's a little late for that now.

[lukedavidhopkins]

Love the prediction :) probably just live in blobs...

[LoneGallade]

WHERE ARE THE STICK PEOPLE!?

[forgottenchao]

Your drawing style now reminds me of Fallout.

[vespassio]

I love love love smbc :) and this was informative too!

[warrantyvoid]

Nicely done, but not as informative as I'd have hoped.

[SUPERVERYRANDOMMAN]

SOPA please don't shut down youtube.

Its were i go to to not do my homework!

[Jacobn6171]

Now Explain How Magnets Work.

[Timbubu]

@Jacobn6171

Fuckin miracles.

[xAmpersand]

@Jacobn6171 Fuckin' magnets.

[SmashBrosFan19]

@Jacobn6171 Magnets are easy dumbass. Electricity creates Magnets and magnets strengthen electricity. It's all because of the Earth's Magnetic Field in the core, which exists because of molten iron, which is an electrical conductor that is put in rotation by the Earth.

[DiLeMaFabrications]

in zero G you don't need pants!

yes you do!

[iToasterman]

I love the music...

[EmperorOfMars]

Turtles are the cause of all disease, famine, and war.

[TnEEn]

Your sketches are getting better ;)

[lululaplap]

Why are galaxies flat then?

[Waltham1892]

@lululaplap

God ironed them?

[lululaplap]

@Waltham1892 ahah

[Waltham1892]

@lululaplap

What can I say, the old boy likes things neat.

You want starch on your galaxy?

[o763]

you should stay with the stickmen

[172Badkiller]

if i have science homework i just put these videos on a usb and im done

[lonebannana]

you don't need pants in FULL gravity!

[PickApo007]

bring back the sheeps

[kanine5]

I wonder what else the weiner bakery makes apart from dumplings and biscuits.

[murmol444]

lefthanded people are soo strange

[JasonInnumerableTHE]

Thumbs up if u paused at 1:26 to read what they were saying

[MrUsernamezzzz]

girl: in zero gravity you dont need pants!

mom: yes you do!

LOL!

[jkid2wild]

i miss the sheep

[wolgercon]

I don't need pants at any level of G's. My goods already defy gravity. ;)

[MrPartyZombie]

@wolgercon I think you should see a doctor...

[thelegend255]

OH MY GOD , no SHEEP? :D

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

those crazy drawings were too overkill. the stickmen do the job much better. don't get me wrong Zach Weiner is a good drawer. however, when someone's explaining something like minutephysics, my attention is more focused on the words rather than the pretty pictures.

[ruki25]

New drawings remind me of Fallout, funny is I haven't played it...

[R34LxxDiAbLo]

tee hee hee weiner...

[greysonchancebiggest]

@R34LxxDiAbLo

heheh :3

[johnmackelvey]

In Zero G you don't need pants!

[heymrhimr]

@YoNiQe

Yeah, it is. I BELIEVE that the Big Bang was what created the universe. I BELIEVE that the universe is over 13 billion years old. Just how some BELIEVE in religions.

[angelbay14]

Find the "v" at the end of this url.

[pappamurphy99678]

he's left handed!

[Applezys]

I DONT LIKE THE PEOPLE!!!!!

[Superbruce25]

@Applezys cool

[IIICassidyIII]

Your drawings have gotten a lot better

[SlashRose]

I love SMBC :) and this channel.

[LazyPenguinsBuddy]

I don't mean to be offensive, but it gets kinda annoying hearing that guitar music in the background of all your videos. (I just finished watching a playlist of 20 or so). I also prefer stickmen. thumbs up if you guys agree.

[666blackdeath]

35 people wore pants in zero g

[MrTrousers69]

i think the people were good, but i still prefer the stickmen no matter how fancy you get with your drawings sir.

[abcdamp]

but will it blend that is the question

[akutscher1307]

it looks like a girl is saying to her mom, in zero g you dont need your pants

[NarusegawaMo11]

Thumbs up for lefties. ;)

[VarunRevamped]

Wow, I never gave a though about their formation and orientation. Many thanks.

[kaz3kag3gaara]

@VarunRevamped I usually don't think too much about rocks at all.

[azaz321able]

So awsome!:D

[tcozz12]

Is there a certain reason you had the shout out to SMBC theatre?

[thirtyseven1337]

@tcozz12 Because SMBC creator Zach Weiner did the drawings for this video.

[bozzutoman]

These vids rock.

Uh... see what I did there.

[Cantketchup]

the way you said sedimentary was amazing

1:00

[Craftman368]

@Cantketchup :O I wish I could say it that fast

[Crystala00]

@Cantketchup HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH XDD



[JonBOY26]

Stick figures + sheep were better :D

[jimmyg8765]

Go back to stick figures please!

[MrPandanuke]

i used to be a round stone, then i took an arrow to my dome

[pldesx]

@MrPandanuke Chill kid you took a shit in your mouth and you're thinking you'll never let it go, am I right ? Well it's been 2 months already, I know you find it delicious, but it's time to let it go.

[ViciousCannibal]

Heh heh, cute. Nice job, Zach!

[xXTrulytXx]

I just realized... ur left handed

[Craftybonds]

SMBC Represent!

[kathryngracemowful]

why are your nails so longggggggg?????

[paideguinha]

he's left handed!! (instead of right handed) and he bought a new marker 

[Baradur10]

I read the title of this video as: "Why are Wieners round"

[ucanthinkofaname]

man why can school be like this physics class in a minute

[thedeadlystoat]

Two of my favorite things in the internet together in a single video! There even was a small Kelly cameo in the end. Long live Zach Weiner!

[a42696a]

smbc=suckmybigcock?

[GiggleAtTheGoatse]

@a42696a smbc=Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. It's a popular web comic.

[AlXV]

@a42696a Blasphemy!, if you like sience and humor you oughta know SMBC= Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Zach is the cartoonist of the site and it often involves clever single panel jokes about physics, chemistry and engineer stuff, prettey awesome to be honest.

[zakmagic11]

Wow, this was literally the subject today in my Geology lesson.

[TheSteelLegs]

MINUTEPHYSICS!!!!

[pratikh]

Smooth stones are smooth because JESUS. This gravity stuff is from the devil.