New Invention: The 'Traffic Right'

[mw2dm1121]

everyone would use 5 and it would be the same

[lestep]

@mw2dm1121 that's the whole point

[000Twilightfan]

haha it's mr collis and this is soooooooooooooooooooooo weird lol

[thingyee1118]

lol

[FroobBlade]

everyone would hit 5

[lestep]

that's the joke of the video. it's ironic

[tashik12]

haha mr collis

[Levomatic]

LOL - you're hilarious Steve. especially like the appearance of the Francais accent.

[AusTrainSpotter1]

everybody would click 5

[aedladd]

i can see you live with your mom

[Hurleyind]

hey. go to 2:34 on there. i dont see it in real action....

[justBINDER]

Ricky Triceps.

[justBINDER]

i know. its off a movie dumb ass.

[goldy2428]

SC, just dripping with it, irony (sorely missed by most) that is.

Comment thread is where the real entertainment lies.

Mark Pesce wants one OK?

[lestep]

Thanks! Yup the comments are the best bit... you should see the ones I DON'T approve!

[justBINDER]

is this some sort of a fucking joke?

[th0m4svu]

ahaha, but too bad everyone in the world will always press 5.

[mrbinkidoo]

lol i dont care if it doesn't work, the vid was sooooooooo funny! :D

[Frankfurtxxl]

you onaly need the 5

[22JVlike22]

Haha. :)

[revphil2151]

Classic. Keep inventing happysteve. The world will be better off because of your ideas!

[motorflame]

that probably dosn't work but keep triying

[PSPortalMaker]

lol

[BdogsProductions]

what if everyone hits the same number/ like both people hit number 5,5

[lestep]

that's my joke - all my enthusiasm for the invention is based on the most unbelievable premise possible: that people would use the device modestly. Who has EVER been at a set of red lights and not felt that the lights were being unfair for being red?

[fridaynightovernight]

Ha Ha Idiot

[Eyewash03]

Really? your serious?

[hussasa7]

dude get a life

[stupidlilaznkid17]

Dam HIPPY

[lestep]

Man, 47 ratings and I only average 2.5!

[12ashes12]

hehehe u rock mr collis i loved it sooooo much its so funny.

dudes this guy anint on drugs hes my french teacher and he is the bes!!!!!!!!!!

Holly

[phrozenfire1]

this is wut happens when u have crack

[343GuiltySparkO4]

Dude, everyone would just press 5... IF THIS FRIGGIN THING EXISTED AND WAS MADE UNDER METH

[lestep]

Yup, that's the joke!

[julesinforafoolzin]

exactly

[mystic0difference]

this is the product of drugs and alcohol children

[Awak666]

i know this dude he is a good bloke or was i don't know about know u crack head

[ChelsWasHere]

lol!!!!! nice!!

[MartinCVFD]

dude.. want soem more shrooms?

[logonkie]

wot the hell r u talking about

[justmecoop]

nice accent frenchie

[Hipimp440]

LMOA LMAO LOL LOL ILL GET THOSE NASTY TRAFFIC LIGHts xddddddDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Dr3v0]

he realy is poor in the head isnt he?

[ryanc229]

Lol hes drunk,

[guardbear]

... wow... the red-light makes the sunshine run away

[plazzplazz]

LOL!!! Forget my last comment!!!! I really want some of whatever this guy is on!!!!

[plazzplazz]

This guy should rather show what hes on rather than a traffic controller. LOL

[Hypertention101]

I here by nominate you for the nobel prize!

[bulakaupe]

shroomer

[codyr783]

Whatever this guys on,i want two.

[94134]

lmao

[infestedsocietyclan]

If this were to come in effect, everyone would use 5,

[lestep]

that's the joke of the whole video.

[RedDragon7777]

If you are a maried man you should come up with a 0 on the device so you won't have to deal with your spouce for the 5 hours it will take you to drive home and you can say to her "sorry I acedently sat on the #0 on my way home" lol!

[Awak666]

steve is it

[lestep]

yup, do I know you Awak???

[stingy1sam]

lol 22 seconds... its UNTIL not intil dumass..

[lestep]

meh... I can't speak properly...

[marceltony]

I wish I had a control like that for my p.c. so I could speed-up videos like yours and get the pain over with

[plantpots1234]

why don't you just press the "stop" button?

[lestep]

ha ha!

[paulfranke]

a towering monster???hahahaha dude in New Jersey EVERYONE IS IN A RUSH. level 5 is everyone here haha, nice try...keep taking those magical drugs

[stairiker1]

thank you so much for showing me that there is a new better drug than what i have been using

[DILLONjam]

dude i want the drugs you got

lol

[5ckcnt]

Dude where u buy the drugs lol

[Shocker26bps]

thank you i was about to say that

[cabnet99]

lol i want 1!

[XRayCam]

And a GREEN light for some RANDOM....you don't EVEN know.....hahahahaha-very good!! :)

[JACKDEMPSEYSRULE]

hahahhahhhahah that was soooo fucking funny!

[YakyPeanut]

ied like to place an order for one plz. my card number is 0123 4567 8901 2345 and my pin is 1111. even if traffic lights dont hav the chip i will pretend it is green for me and drive through

[mattio140]

this bit of leutace will last around 6-7.....................YEARS, you do the math.

lol love ure idea lmfao its funny

[Larryjr79]

lOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOL all the dumb fake youtube videos put into 1. funny stuff

[reallyog]

you know this shit is fake

[lestep]

oh no, someone's found me out.

[YakyPeanut]

lol u r so clever for working that out

[AdDd45]

borat!

[robertgift]

Thanks for the laugh.

No "#6" for those needing to use the toilet?

We have Opticom in our ambulance which cycles traffic signals green for us.

[YakyPeanut]

no way! i was just watchin some videos were people were changing the light to green with a remote control! i thought it was fake. wat country is this in? and surely the signal it sends out would[/should] be encrypted

[KingGuli1]

just dont seack lodly!!

[gioka13]

stupid france man...

[ENEMAoftheAUSSIES]

Ive got a better way Fuck the traffic light just drive through

[PhatDtron]

ahahaha

[2002altima]

drugs and traffic lights don't mix

[dopey113]

Can you send me some drugs too?

[MrTard]

thats stupid! every1 will be hammering the crap out of the five button

[lestep]

hmmm maybe I need to invent an 'irony' warning device too.

[adamnshane]

hes right da worlds full of ppl who rush around... like blue arse flies.. Its like making a ciggerate ash tray for a motorbike or a dvd rewinder haha

[VirtualHotel]

"Always press the 5"

[spakten]

bien l'accent frenchy !

[lestep]

merci... je suis prof de fr (je le parle avec un accent fort Australien)

[LifterOn]

Haw Haw Delightful! So Disarming, So Innocent Yet So Effective!

[wsmith68]

Thats wonderful Steve, but what makes me so mad is that corporations knew all along that everything could be powered by lettuce leaves. But is there any money in lettuce? Hell no. The only green those greedy, selfish bastards care about is money! No concern for the environment whatsoever!

[lestep]

I think it's good that the green thing has become a more mainstream discourse, but golly it's hilarious watching it go from left to center, and watching the pea-brain current affairs shows and tv channels adopt it as the new national cause. Oh we love having something to fear don't we!

[wsmith68]

And the rush to hydrogen: hydrogen, hydrogen, hydrogen. But where is the damn gas going to come from? Oh, just plain water, of course! And a shitton of electricity as well. Or that biodiesel or ethanol, both of which are great products, no doubt, will "cure global warming". Any serious analysis of that will come up with only a slight benefit over existing tech. Leave engineering to engineers and socialism to socialists.

[mekaboy2]

"you could use the blue stuff and green stuff off your cheese to" XD so funny

[KB1KOI]

love the "green" aspect of it

[treehuggingwarcraf]

lol thats great man just great.. it sould have also have a nunmer usage conting system so that people dont always use 5 ever time