I'm Not Here to Make Friends!

[bigglebinks]

id be there to make friends :[ ... and to win :D

[severed321]

lol

[Kiristovai]

Wow this is sad. Most of these folk would have a better life if they WERE here to make friends.

[rainynet]

I am here to make love not friends

[RedBlackStar1936]

Kumbaya my lord... made me laugh so hard

[todor9315]

I'm not friends to make here

[TheKumiko12345]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to see hot chicks

[Nethran]

How do you plan on defeating Nightmare moon or Discord then?

[acb55555]

This is not America's Next Top Best Friend. LOL I love Jade.

[docyoshi]

You never hear someone say there's not here to win, they're here to make friends.

[lighth4zard]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make the top comment slot.

[Purianite]

1:32 So cliché~

[shadowhagi]

Im here to make friends....Who wants to be my friend?

[ThefamousZozo]

Lets all be friends, fellows of the interwebs!

We are not here to win, but to enjoy.

[paulenaz]

I know there are people whose feelings get hurt, but I'm here to make a movie, not friends. - David Fincher, December, 2011

[trebeojoj]

I'VE SEEN ALL EPISODES OF ALL THESE SHOWS

[RustyAs]

Wow all these shows have the same writer!

[Swadaqa]

Oh shit what is this

[v1de0gamr]

@ 1:27 what episode?

[CAMERAL0VE]

Sooo, are they there to make friends?

[008xtreme]

I'm not here to comment, I'm here to watch the video!

[Jwkartz2]

I like the part where they say they aren't here to make friends.

[tannerpetero]

@KadzarTathram, there is a show like that. It's called Survivor.

[AndrewMcy]

they want make sex

[hans3117]

I dont think that they join the Tv - series to make friends.

[azmuho]

i counted and like 78% were women. no joke.

[sexydingo93]

I didn't watch this video to make friends....

[SilverAnicore]

Not that being nice and making friends ever STOPPED someone from winning a reality show.

[Readyand5678]

haha these people are NOT here to make friends.................just so that's clear

[MikeTheKingScorp1993]

i want to fuck a woman, how can i make a woman to not take me for a friend? thus to take me for a man, and get laid with her what should i do? to go to gym and make a fine body?

[dadadaDropDaBass]

I'm not watching this to make friends.

[everyonedungoofed]

I'm not here to make win. I'm here to friends

[geyn]

Im here to win some friends.

[lastEvergreen]

I came here to make friends with the industry I'm working in. :j

[ShuckleShellAnemia]

I didn't come to Ponyville just to make friends.

[arnettj121]

Well, I have no Friends. T_T

[allisonleigh1233]

GOOD GOD BROOKE.

[freddiem45]

I'm not here to make friends. Hell, I'm not even HERE. whooooshh (he disappears)

[SoopremeBeing]

im just here to make one friend lol

[FCMAN232]

Can't we all just get along?

[iandin123]

KUMBAYAH! 

[tannerpetero]

Has there been any contestant who said those words, and end up winning the whole show. I personally don't recall.

[Azadeth666]

The desperation here is just too pathetic. Who cares more about EVERYBODY liking them than a reality TV contestant?

"I'm not here to make friends...um...I mean...PLEEEEASE LOVE MEEEE!"

Pitiful.

[EdgysimZ]

@0:07 actually she says ''i'm aint here to make NO friends'..so she actually wanted to make friends! xD

[hark2e]

@EdgysimZ And another person said "I could care less", which means they care!

[garfocusalternate]

"I just want to have some time to study without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time."

[undisputed4life]

Forever Alone.

[Mooshpups]

I don't understand the whole "didn't come here to make friends". Has anyone heard of networking? Why wouldn't you want to become friends with people who have the same passion as you?

[TheDudeman619]

"I'm not here to make freinds, I just came here to win."

[MrDonneiDarko]

I'm here to make top comment.

[Flameclaw123]

Why doesn't anyone want friends?

[ShadowChancellor]

They better not go to Canada. Everybody is friend in Canada. Oh, hello there friend! Donchaknow...

[imaddictedtomusic4]

I'm actually here to make friends :/

[KadzarTathram]

Imagine if they made a show where you had to make friends to win.

[ZMBproductions]

@KadzarTathram and every one in the video was on the show lol

[payasofobia]

@KadzarTathram

Don't give them ideas.

[stinkoman2x6]

68 people have friends

wait.

[seethecow123]

WELL IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER I WOULD SAY THEY'RE NOT THERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

[kcj1993]

No one is here to make friends. :(

[gregtestagent]

Wow, I did not know that a lot of people did not want to be production assistants on the show...Friends.

[debluemonkey]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make myself look like a douchebag

[TheECW911]

i'm not here to make friends...i'm here to make money!! -batista

[oblivious12123]

My favorite part was when they said "I'm not here to make friends!"

[Marty062006]

Whoa. Someone had to sort through all these reality shows to put these clips together. Thank you for your sacrifice.

[DirtyLittleSpirit]

It's a good thing they're not there to make friends, cuz they wont have too many very soon.

[Naruchu99]

There should be a reality show where they have to make friends or befriend someone, and whenever someone says that stupid line I'll be there to say 'F*CK! YES YOU DID BIATCH! WUT NAO??'

[InsertDeepLyrics]

man, someone had to watch a lot of reality tv to get these clips!

[mGoLos]

hahaha oh man, three cheers for feedback loops.

[Jimera0]

I swear, the companies that produce these shows hunt down bitches and assholes like this just to make things more... dramatic isn't the word. Bitchy.

[MercuryJoo]

I don't think they're here to make friends, guys.

[grimwatcher]

Somebody should make a reality show where the whole point is to make friends. thankfully none of these people are forces to be reckoned with!

[grimwatcher]

Awww, man, and I wanted to be their friend soooooo, badly!

[Nintendodude1994]

Recent studies show these people did not come to make friends.

[SusanaTPRodrigues]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make best friends! Is Paris around?

[shockingelderly]

It's funny how the contestants that say "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win" pretty much never win.

[stiltman92]

Funny. And Cracked.

[Albasta]

I'm not here to make friends, i'm here because I clicked on a link from Cracked.

[LostSubsForever]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to watch Friends.

[megabrowser17]

These people have obviously never watched My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic.

[Nightman221k]

@megabrowser17 If Fluttershy was on those reality shows they'd have to be Gilda to not be there to make friends. :3

[TehKrakerzGuy]

@megabrowser17 Yeah because there is no such show that is main titled "My Little Ponies", however, My Little PONY: Friendship Is Magic is a television show.

[megabrowser17]

@TehKrakerzGuy Lol, I realized that little mistake about a few seconds after I made that comment several months ago. I didn't give enough of a shit to care though. But I ask you, why do you care to amend a comment made several months ago on fucking Youtube, where mistakes are as common as breathing?

[XD00155]

@megabrowser17 and like that the video is ruined

[TheMpo1986]

what would make this video even better, "why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends?"

[Kyledrownstoday]

I'm not here to make friends, ya feel me?

[pelicanflashdance]

It's funny how they acknowledge it's a cliché half way through.

[reapervampire]

White Rapper show?

Da Fuck?

[chitoryu12]

@reapervampire

I thought the same thing.....

[keyblader007]

We get it your all a bunch of prude assholes with 0 social skills! On that note Good luck winning prudes! LOL

[asecooper222]

65 people were here to make friends.

[RoccoRyg]

Let's make a reality show where the goal is to make friends. Okay, American might not go for it. Maybe Europe, though.

[velvetsixx]

@RoccoRyg you mean like Facebook, only bitchier? haha .."No, he cannot be your your friend. He's already friended me!" "You do that one more time & i'll defriend you." "HAH. i have 1024 Friends, suck on that Mr-I-Only-Have-1022."

yeah, yknow what, it would be hilarious. Make that show.

[Istar47]

Hey, does anybody want to be my friend?

[Nosighter]

@Istar47 With Michael Bolton in your favorites? Count me in.

[TheAlphaNarwal]

Thumbs up if- FUCK YOU

[SergeantLuke]

Behold: The personality type required to be on Reality TV.

[spectrevampire]

64 people are, in fact, here to make friends.

[magnus1994]

What's wrong with friends?

[HolyRaiken]

what's the cracked articule about this?

[dandeentremont]

@HolyRaiken Blatant inaccurate advertising in old timey magazines, of course.

[AIReject]

Personally I came here to make friends. Who wants smoothies?

[cokieblume]

@AIReject I assume this is some sort of manipulative plan to win...to win...erm...the internet? Well either way I have not been taken in by it!

[countsmegula]

@AIReject *raises hand* ME! :D

[TkrB]

@AIReject Smoothies? Thanks my friend. But FYI, I'm not here to make friends.

[DBIYBIMWBIU]

Does this imply that there is a specific friend-acquiring area?

[McGturtle3]

I wonder who the first was to say that

[Cyclops4eva]

Wow... Lol. I love jay on project runway, "That is such a. Cleshay answer."

[JoyBus47]

Tells you a lot about these people...they're here for money, not to act like human beings...

[wysiwyg43]

@NintendoW11 LOL Yep, Cracked sent me here and wasted over 3 minutes of my life :oP

[thevandals18]

@NintendoW11 Yeaaaaaahhhhhhh boy! damn those lying ads.

[MutantClannfear]

@NintendoW11 I knew about this video before I even knew Cracked existed. Suck it.

[packermanny]

...I'm just here to be a soul-less, attention seeking douchebag hoping to cash in on my 15 minutes. Now, outta my way, friendly losers!

[Sword1479]

You know when you say something over and over and it starts to sound weird?

[ohnoanotherputz]

they should make a reality show about making friends.

[BishopHatto]

I'm not on youtube to make friends.

[anonsixtwelve]

61 people came here to make friends.

[AthenaSchroedinger]

Followed the link on Cracked. *waves to all the others who did the same--smiles*

[maplezyrup]

They must all be so lonely.

[sabbatdark]

Cracked brought me here, too!

[Kevtb87]

I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be cliche reality show contestant #1,892

[BrianJLeong]

I'm here because of Cracked

[bolkita]

@BrianJLeong same reason!

[SabinGerad]

@BrianJLeong Me too.

[electromagnum]

Who's not here to make friends, but because of Cracked?

[Bunburyingaround]

This is just an excuse to act like a prick.

[atrapforfools]

Now I want to go on a reality show and say "I'm just here to make friends!"

[drumminglink]

@atrapforfools Exactly what I was thinking.

"Screw winning! Friendship is it's own reward!" XD

[sabbatdark]

@atrapforfools I'm for that.

[RICECAKEGOESWHEE]

hi

[MMP3832]

All are lonely loosers

[MalloryKnox66]

LOL

[BendikBS]

FOREVER ALONE

[JeffersonWeedwhacker]

60 people were here to make friends

[NNNero]

I didn't comment on this video to make friends - I'm here to get thumbs up.

[AnPeSv]

I'm not here to make friends - I'm here to make out

[paperluigi64]

foreveralone.jpg

[PeyPey1791]

Im not here to make friends, Im here to get top comment. Okay?!

[Miguel192]

@PeyPey1791 I thumb down everyone who asks thumbs up

But in your particular case... There you go, its worth it xD

Up!

[PolePole43]

So who does come anywhere to make friends?

[lilipala]

GOOD GOD AMERICA

[CharlesOlson711]

That is the most stereotypically moronic thing anyone can say. In a competition, you are not guaranteed to win, it's just as likely to be one of those other people that you refused to be friends with. Then instead of having a rich new friend, you have a rich new enemy. Successful people are continuously using networking and social skills to get ahead. It's the difference between being a loser with money in your pocket, and a winner with a future.

[iheartkidholden]

@CharlesOlson711 Spoken like a true winner.

[Neologiq]

2:38 Enough said!!!

[liina000]

@Neologiq WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[JinNOSify]

1,794 are not here to make friends

[Dwaynerade]

Let's not ain't make no friends with nobody.

[Commentsandkiss]

I'm not here to make friends...

[sabresfanwp7]

60 people came here to make friends...and were sorely disappointed.

[001BINARY100]

I would only go on a reality tv show to make friends.

[42deathnote]

i looked up call of duty now im lokking at some thing about making friends crappy youtube search

[jonathan3691]

Someone should make a reality show where you win if you make the most friends.

[freddiem45]

I'm not here to make "Friends"... it's already been done. I'd know, I've got it on dvd.

[102ashrafc]

Wait, so are they there to make friends?

[IamAliviaMarie]

Ian from Smosh sent me :D

[rebekahirish]

Ian Hecox!

[zimalien]

2:37 WHATT WHAT WHATT!

[PureMadness]

These people would never survive on ABC's newest reality show, "Let's Be Friends Island".

[TheBlackYousa]

I'm not here to make friends...

...and then the night lasted forever.

[heiress2thethrone]

i wonder how many of these people actually won the competition??

[freedomfightre]

America- full of bitches.

[dalektaliban]

60 people are on youtube to make freinds

[sonicmandx12]

So. ARE they here to make friends? I wasn't sure.

[NicoNicoNess]

58 people are here to make friends. They are very disappointed.

[2Good2BeTrue45]

how are you here to win when all of you are losers????? *scratches head*