Swingers Confessional #4 (Beach)

[beentravelin]

Orange Crush!

[sarahsquirrel3]

don't dis david cook... :(

[TurtleTime313]

I checked my horscope and I jizzed in my oants <333

[BroncoBoi39]

its hard to say who i like more You or Scott kinmartin...he's hilarious, but these confessionals are just amazing

[oooTOFAooo]

I loved the Cris Crocker joke

[JoyKathleeen]

OCEANSIDE! I live so close to there. I'm gonna go swing on those swings, lyke nao.

[oooTOFAooo]

@JoyKathleeen

how lucky. I was thinking that place is beautiful

[gggrinz]

I'm totally going to put "somebody ripped the pages out of my facebook" on my fb status! But I'll definately put "-alwaystextback" at the end :)

[awesometaeler]

wow

[KaylieBoBaylie]

i laughed...really hard..

[D3arAbbi3]

Hahh, good one :]

[Ilovetotradesubs]

wow

[xxyaraxx]

LMFAO!!! SO RANDOM!

[froggykisses20600]

i have a pink and black shirt with headphones on it just like that!! =D

[raqiyaroxz]

hahahahha nice lol ur funni!

[NEXXTIX]

k good jokes, but i didnt get the feeling that this was jus a natural funny conversation,if thats what you guys were going for, you guys are out there though good job...

[TehRandomGod]

I just watch all the episodes of this and I laughed a few times, your worth the sub, and anyone seeing this and doesn't laugh come to my channel and watch a few of my vids, They aren't the best but I've only been on youtube two months lolz Comment my videos if you like em and I'll check out your channels whoever does!

[jucatx08]

some were funny but u guys r original

[96mondea]

boring

[gonnabagates]

My Favs:

"If i were walking on sunshine... I think id get a good tan"

"Sombody ripped the pages out of my Facebook"

U guys are hilarious keep it up.

[IceColdKilla40]

not funny!

[EducationWasteLand]

RallisP sent me here......why though

[PINTOsweeet]

The miley cirus one was funny haha nice one

[Lekabuhulalai]

Horse shit. Okay bye.

[NightTarja2]

Peter Rallis is the only reason I watched this...None of the jokes here made me laugh. Some were clever, and slightly humorous...But it seemed more like a collection of t-shirt slogans from "Hot Topic" or "Spencer's".

In fact it would have been funnier if it was supposed to be a satire of emo kids.

The "swingers" motif doesn't even make sense to the jokes in the video. Maybe if the jokes lampooned people that swing, it would actually be funny.

You guys are definitely smart enough to do better

[9Ghostly9Fish9]

Of course the jokes aren't meant to be about people who swing. Those kinds of swingers. This mini-series is basically guys swinging (on swings), & talking whatever random shit comes to mind. I finally got what the whole thing was about in the last vid. Originally my thoughts were much the same- about swingers. It's a bit misleading. I agree, the jokes could've been a little better.

[PJLaddSiting]

this is TERRIBLE. None of theese are funny, I'm sorry.

[SHADOW69]

Some where funny some werent. i think if u take the funniest ones and cut the video down. it will do much better. KEEP UP THE AWSOME WORK!

[FrazMedia]

wow, alex is in this, i SUBSCRIBE TO 365! wooh

[IglooCity]

kinda boring

[KibiGavi]

haaaaaaaaaah! xD im gonna subscribe because of this! THIS right here did it!

[porcelaindollie27]

i love y'alls voices! adorable

[Blur241]

hahah im glad i subbed!

[pplhateme9889]

"twilight is the greatest movie of all time, and by greatest i mean terrible and horrific." LMFAO

[KiwiPartyFun]

i checked my horoscope then i jizzed in my pants haha i love this <3

[LindsayLion2013]

Love these!!

You should make more :D

[mandataylor1]

haha u guys r great!

[666apostata666]

5*****

[maritzadorado]

"I wonder if Leona Lewis is still bleeding."

"If TayZonday is so worried about chocolate rain, he should borrow Rihanna's umbrella."

I laughed incredibly hard! Haha!

[anthrocrane]

Oh! I LOVE it! Swingers' Confessionals are the best!

[ZacharyZips]

holy puns batman!! lol awesome video guys

[annabellaluvrgurl]

this is funny crap!!

the twilight one was funny

[lindsayness]

"If I give my cousin herseys kisses, is that still incest?" lmao

[billgrip]

Haha, this is really good comedy. Dude I'm totally subscribing. "If I were walking on sunshine...I'd probably get a tan" that one made me laugh really hard.

[DCSk8r023]

I love how you relate your video's to music, thats so kewl & its just a little bit

HILARIOUS. lol ;)

[RunDaniels]

"And here we have a rare scene of two living beings swinging on the beach! Watch carefully as they sway back and forth!! Ah, the beauty of nature!!" Well that's all for you today, next episode coming to a "AlwaysTextBack" near you!!!

[van11111]

Jeez, I wish MY horoscope excited me that much.

I'm sorry you can't be the first black president...but you can still be the first WOMAN president!

Um, that thing underneath your dog...isn't for playing fetch with, bro.

[sodaluvr3]

lol

[barnboy1990]

lol funnny

[lindsayness]

lol this is SO funny!

[sunshineoncloudydays]

bahahahaa;

poor michael phelps.

and wtcc was the greatest line.

this video makes me laugh every time i watch it. :D

i'll be really impressed if you guys make a confessional funnier than this one.

[alwaystextback]

stayed tuned for volume 5 LOL...jk, well, I mean, it'll be up...but it's gonna be a long time..

[HalfPastTheHourFlims]

were do u find these or do u make them up

[alwaystextback]

I make them all up

[Jocomo2002]

lol great!

[jkdolle723]

LMAO

"i checked my horoscope and i jizzed in my pants!"

and i love the miley cyrus joke too bahahaha

[haku6161666]

im just waiting 4 one of em to fall off the sing :P

[jcm726]

Terrific work dudes. But u DARE show contempt to the WTCC ! LOL. Wanna roll the dice on how long it takes for his "Swingers" revenge vid? ::grin::

[alwaystextback]

Hahahah well played!!

[savemenow69]

thats really pretty

[GabiFami]

hahaha i really enjoy this! =]

and swings on a beach must be so amazing.

which beach are they on?

[NCKyle1980]

lol not a girl, not yet a woman < favorite from it all!

Another great episode! and beeeeautiful setting.

[xxMeMexx1395]

haha michael phelps was hitting on me?lol daniel and alex r hilarious.

the view is sooo beautiful what a perfect place to put swings thats sooo beautiful

five stars

[wackytackies]

i love this channel!!! is the background like the California coast, or what?

[alwaystextback]

Yeah, beautiful, ain't it? :)

[wackytackies]

it really is. now is there seriously a swing set!?

[alwaystextback]

Yeah two of them LOL...the funny thing is, we had already filmed swingers at a park, then when we saw the swings at the beach we decided to film again LOL

[wackytackies]

okay, now im jealous. i havent swung (?) since kindergarten!

[davidcooklies]

LMAO

[XxPinkxTinkxX007]

Lmao, I love you two.

And Twilight *was* terrible.

[giamoandgadgets508]

i dont think it *was* anything but FRICKEN AWESOME!!!

[poptartisi]

hahah some one riped the pages out of my face book!<3 wow you guys are too funny!

[hippiechickie69]

you guys are funny shit!!

Chris Crocker is like a britney spears song, not a girl not yet a women!!! haha u guys are awesome!!!

[xlistentothethunder0]

haha,

i love this.

[twilightzone1331]

LOVE IT !!!!!!!!! :P

btw , when you leave a comment somwhere, its really cool if you hint the audio preview button :P it makes me laugh.. :] hahah haaaaa

[FishysGoneMissing]

:D lol

[shortyfilmsSM]

love it hope you make more videos!!

[ActionHeroErin]

Hahahahahhahaha.

These video's are AMAZING!

cept the twilight part.

:]

[rainbootsinmud]

LOL you guys are amazing :D

[MichelleTells]

haha these videos are so darn clever! My favourite was the Crush one.

[Flanole]

Creative and funny! Bravo.

[kazammxx]

jizz in my pants. lmao. i was just watching that video. ;D

[maizerage3]

what did he say, I checked my horoscope, and i jizzed in my pants!? btw, thats some hilarious stuff in here that im gonna use in school to get my class to laugh histarically. micheal phelps kept hitting on me, till he realized i wasn't a bong!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahaha, i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fooeyooey]

HAHAHAH

"i wonder if Leona Lewis is still bleeding!?"

[mim194]

This is gold.

[NCchick137]

haha. funny.

[Nyhee7]

Damn, guys, you went for the jugular, Katie Perry and miley Cyrus, wow, that was cool, and true. So many good lines in here. I loved the crush part.

I don't see how you can top this one, its one for the books. :)

[bwickedintense]

That's funny shit.

[MainDishes]

Service plz!

[princessbusybee]

I didn't get a free grand slam either... we tried 3 different denny's and their lines were way out the door....

[Degrexican]

Swingers...that's really clever haha, I like it! If I gave my cousin a sex on the beach, am I like going to hell?...you have me worried now...thanks a lot

[alwaystextback]

LOL!!!

[erinmusicluver4499]

haha this one is my favourite

[alwaystextback]

thanks erin :)

[NikolaLovesCocaCola]

i loved the wastetimechasingtimecars joke. i love him ha

[dontcallmechelly]

i loved the twilight joke! i totally lol'ed! and im a twilight fan. but the movie did suck.

[amused248]

Lmfao!

I loved this video... esp. the last minute.

Thanks for making my day - keep up the great work!! :D

[boltofficial]

Bolt Approved!

[famousony0utube]

haha hershey kiss incest. love it

[DoubleDareLike]

Very funny - you guys are great.

[tripthe1]

I'm telling you, (Swingers Confessional) is the next (Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey). You get FIVE stars for the special beach location.

[xLaFee]

haha, I love it when you and Alex are together ^^

[zanetaface1234]

This was good...i enjoyed it :D

[bluetictac]

I loved the Paris Hilton gag xD

[ShadowGalx]

haha :P

Awesome!

SO FUNNY! :)

Madee maa dayy :) x

[sages1011]

i fucking hate this video not this one but this poirno im wathing right now i mean its to good i fucking gizzed all over my laptop

[xnevertoolate]

Oh, I just love these Swingers Confessionals!

I got so excited when I saw this one in my subscriptions. Hahhh.

[yaxofossiad]

Haha laughed so hard at the "David Archuletta- Crush" thing. "So do I."

I think this one is the best yet!!

Soo funny. 5 stars, Favorited!

[proconcert]

Very nice Daniel. A++

[alwaystxtback]

Thanks so much!! Glad you liked it!!

[SingingC8]

Nice "Jizz in My Pants" ref!

7 Pounds... hilarious!

I love this series of videos! Keep them coming!

[08denice]

do u and alex have matching bracelets? jus wonderin

[alwaystxtback]

LOL nah, we both have a white one tho...

[08denice]

that keeps u together in a weird way, thats how i see it

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

The miley cirus one was the best.

[ISnoggedHarry]

First of all, swinging is my favorite thing to do ever. I want to swing RIGHT THERE.

Also, I genuinely LOLed throughout this video. Love it. :)

[alwaystxtback]

You rock Sam!! So glad we didn't let you down!!

[candysmiles11]

the shaycarl joke so really funny i could not stop laughing

[23rdSoul]

This was pretty great!

[MattG124]

YOU STOLE MY JOKE! :@:@

[JakeLikesJoking]

ha ha ha?

*yawn*

[thatzak]

HELL YES! DAMN STRAIGHT THE SCORE WAS ONE TO ONE HUNDRED!

I also coulda been a stylist. . .

[alwaystxtback]

2 to 100 now :)

[iLipSync]

OH AND DAVEDAYS SOOOO DOeS NOT USE AUTOTUNE :( haha

[danishgrl3]

"Obama's the new president...I guess that means I won't be the first black president"

ahahah i love it!!

you guys are so fantastical =)

[nikkirei21]

lololol this was awesome

[D3NIS08]

LMAO @ the shaycarl insult... that's mean though ;)

This video is just amazing!

[banko99]

I wish that's my back yard. There's always something in swings that fascinates me. =)

[inpursuitofcolson1]

best swingers so far. Probably cause of alex.

i love the mac jokes over all the hilarious ones.

these lines are very insightful, i should write some lol

[alwaystxtback]

Because of Alex? thanks Colson :(

Jk, I know what you mean!

[AllyBii]

It looks sooooo pretty there!! I wish!

[13liveinlovelovelove]

haha thats funny

[superlupp]

hahahahaha fun times....i misss the sun :(

[alwaystxtback]

Yeah for real!! I can't wait for summer!

[Yulyu89]

Both of you said 2 things that I really like and I agree with you those 2 things are crap, but... whatever.

[StrohlinAlong]

ha! I love these. keep 'em coming!

[livingdeadgrl777]

that makes me sad. i love you and alex both. but come onnn. wastetimechasingcars is amazing. favorite youtuber right next to you two.

[KirstieGProductions]

haha, I just Listen to the song Jizz in my Pants lol :]

[ThatOneGirlPaige]

Lol. Mee Too. :D

[itsurgrlv]

i loved it! i like the crush cheer! you guys are awesome. yet another winner daniel!

[ketio]

Haha

That's great!!

Love it!! <3

[anthonym2121]

I remember when I made up Waste Time Copying Crap....it was in blogtv but that's okay you can use it

[TheArtOfTheComment]

What would happen if Jack White collaborated with Jack Black?

[alwaystxtback]

I bet the world would explode! LOL

[NessaR12]

haha. i did a word search, i still couldn't find jesus.

[Cadegoestocollege]

Well played good man.

Very well played...

:D

[internetxfreak]

hahaha i loved it!

definately my favorite! <3

[xxpunkrockerxx6]

ha ha....umm not funny

wastetimechasingcars is awsome!

[ThatOneGirlPaige]

Holy Crap, He 5 Stared, And He Is FRANDS With These People !

[TheBlueFence]

haha i love these and i have been on that beach

[alwaystxtback]

It's so nice isn't it?! We got another video in a while on the same beach, it's one of my favorite videos!

[PlasmaDude47]

Lol, hilarious!

[alwaystxtback]

Thanks so much!!!!!

[PlasmaDude47]

Welcome:)

[thecooldorks]

hahah wonderful

[changedmylife07]

XD i got a wordsearch.... I still couldnt find jesus.. bahaha

the ocean looks so pretty! especially in HD ;]

[astrid741]

lol 5*

[calvinsgirl89]

Alex and Daniel are made of awesome

[alwaystxtback]

Aw, thanks!!

[crackedoutdora]

DORA IS FEELIN THIS

It crack crack cracked me up!

[poshyfoo]

-______-

I'm sorry but I didn't even crack a smile. I mean, I know you guys put a lot of effort into that but...it was really awkward. Good luck next time!

[Yulyu89]

Booooooo

[RCISHEREOMG]

haha great vid.

[gurskyman]

lmao. i love how people get offended by the wtcc and twilight jokes, yet i liked them the best!

[alwaystxtback]

Nice! Thanks!

[wizart49]

i loved this. great video.

[Chazzle1611]

Hahaha

[Voldey]

I don't get the 1-100 joke..

If auto tune can help t-pain and davedays, it can help anyone.

[alwaystxtback]

True that Voldey!

[SoarOfTheConchords]

SHAME ON US FOR "DISSING" WTCC, NOT KNOWING PEOPLE WOULDN'T TAKE IT AS A JOKE.

We are horrible people.

______________

Now that that's over with, this video is GOLD.

[liseyh]

settle downn,i was jk see the end where i say "good video"

if you could have heard my tone of voice, i was not actually irritated that you joked about wtcc... i understand the humor! once again, funny video!

[Yulyu89]

I agree

[r4ch43lsm1th]

No, people can't take a joke. Hahaha. I like your Miley joke.

[alwaystxtback]

SOTC FTW!

[Beechicky1]

What the hell is wrong with you

i like twilight

and

I like Wastetimechasingcars!!!