Jesus The Musical: Helium Version

[fellen00]

haha love this c: ♥

[Modellbaugianni]

Wer so was ist ins I(Nternet stellt ist einfach nur dumm dumm und noch mals dumm

[Johannes14Wahrheit]

eckelhaft!!!!!!!!!!

[sidneybicalho]

Brincar com este nome?

[seikailu]

i'm a catholic,but i like this video. it's funny...

[Francesco1Gabriele]

GLORIA AL PADRE AL FIGLIO E ALLO SPIRITO SANTO, COME ERA IN PRINCIPIO ORA E SEMPRE NEI SECOLI DEI SECOLI.

ANIMA DI CRISTO,santificami.CORPO DI CRISTO,salvami.SANGUE DI CRISTO,inebriami.ACQUA DEL COSTATO DI CRISTO,lavami.O BUON GESU',esaudiscimi.DENTRO LE TUE FERITE,nascondimi.NON PERMETTERE CHE IO MI SEPARI DA TE. DAL NEMICO MALIGNO,difendimi.NELL'ORA DELLA MIA MORTE, chiamami. COMANDAMI DI VENIRE A TE, PERCHE' CON I TUOI SANTI IO TI LODI, NEI SECOLI DEI SECOLI. AMEN

SACRO CUORE DI GESU' PERDONA

[clubpenguinidiot]

all christians here give me a good reason why you would believe in jesus. he walks on water? i go to the toilet everyday bitches. he heals people? i have a friend called plaster. u ain't gonna get saved by no fucking angel. the people who can save and would save you are your family

[Razerlikes]

R.I.P Jesus

[aquera123]

I love real jesus sader

[celina1912]

...Warum Bist du in meinen Leben und wilst niiicht mer Raus ? ich Kann Dich nicht mer Vergessen weil...Weiß ich nicht weil Du der mich ich aufwache und einschlafe derJunge bist an den ich Denke..<3 <3 <3

[interTroton]

o Kurwa!!xD

[ITSbigwillystyle]

I am catholic, is it ok if I think this was funny?

[cronosferatu]

@ITSbigwillystyle You're catholic and a human being!!!!

[CxGabriel92]

fuck you bitch i kill you if i found you iam german analy bitch

[HNUmaker]

fuck you satanist ass hole

[elimik100]

XD

[TheEwanquadreble9]

If you find this kind of thing offensive just don't watch it but I don't see why I should be denied watching this video because you think there's a man who created the universe and lives in the sky, why do you believe It anyway oh yeah cuz your parents told you, don't give me šhït about the bible, it was written two thousand years ago by a bunch of deluded psychopathic followers of a man who claimed to be the son of a man who lives in the sky.

Ps. Christians. Watch edwardcurrent videos!!!

[FunTubeChannel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAQ!!!!

[death7412]

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA RANGEISTO JAJAJAJAJA ES LO MEJOR

[ADDodger]

@death7412 Jaa

[unknowndelia06]

lol wow

[mitcn012]

This is how wars start, with people arguing over religon. I have my own oppinion and so does everyone else. But saying it rudely or swearing is just wrong. So if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it.

[mitcn012]

if you are offended about the video… Dont frickin watch it!

[janm45j]

geil

[rajtamilloveschrist]

You Bastard acestac!What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?

Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!

Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!

You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!

[TRUExSIGHTS]

@rajtamilloveschrist What right do you have to say any of that? If you were a true Christian you would know that Jesus loves all of his 'children' no matter what, and that one of his most important teachings was to "turn the other cheek" when struck once.

You have shamed yourself by that outburst, and your religion. You defied exactly what he taught (if you believe in religion which i dont) so being a non believer is not as bad as defying his teachings.

Think about it in future. Jesus fogives

[death7412]

@TRUExSIGHTS

[RellikVan]

@rajtamilloveschrist

Yes, Satan's piss is delicious. It's called Mountain Dew :D

[blacbraun]

@rajtamilloveschrist  Ya he did all that. Too bad he never even existed and is only a myth.

[rizestyler33]

hahaahahahha xD

[steviebennie]

Lets see Jesus sitting on a dildo licking out Mary!

[nelliebunny123]

@steviebennie please don't say that about my LORD God

[yellow6100]

lexus my friend is ateist and god told him its ok to be ateist so shut you fucking mouth

[TMK14UCK]

i hate this chipmunks versions -.-

chipmunks = crap!

[natsuzumiyako]

this video had to be gringo as they have no respect for his mother, nor the world, let alone Jesus, poor fools.

This has nothing funny, just silly fun with crap, poor gringos Homer Simpson's brain.

[kksunlove]

@natsuzumiyako tienes toda la razon! pobre gente ilusa e ignorante si quieren saber que digo, aprendan mi idioma! Perdonalos Dios porque no saben lo que hacen. Tu no necesitas defenzor, porque tu solo puedes con toda la escoria de este mundo.

[lexus2532]

ATEISTS MUST DIE!

[cricket9751]

origina vas better but i got a laguth

[KLivZko]

Lol,, thats not a train,, thats a buss

[SlaveOfTheLord]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[MRnasienie]

dude, this is alwin and the chipmunks lol :D

[codeXwilliams]

jajajajajaj

[lahachosmissionary]

Ok- firstly, it was not a train- it was a bus. Second, yeah- it's really funny!

[Adityac1]

Lol nice

I know that I! I will survive!

Oh shit a train!!! SHIIIIT!!!!

SPLAT!

[nerdyjinin]

xDDDDDDDDDD

Owh I will survive xDD

[GrandmaMakesCookies]

No Jesus-smurf IT'S A TRAP!

[MrMadboy2k10]

im Catholic and i loved the this one and the real one LMAO i didnt even wont to be Catholic lol

[69smileydeath69]

Ok...

I don't like this way we talk about god and Jesus.

I don't believe in either so why should I care???

I'll tell you why! Because talking about these things may insult somebody! Becides, show you guys me the evidence of that He did'nt exist. You can't be 100% sure, and I'm also talking to those who believe in god and jesus. Maybe we should stop fighting about these things cause:

a)it's pointless

b)it's childish

c)no one really cares

Just comment the Vid :)

[devv32wtf49]

One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion

[Deviltion]

that's it...

but what do you expect from religion. morality is their last stand in our world. if morality would be without religion, why would we need religion anylonger

by the way, in the second century the curch itself decided jesus to be gods son. they voted jesus to have commit wonders.

[edgarassasa]

i dont care ,was jesus or no

FUCK JESUS

GOD ISINT REAL

and all who thinks that GOD is , fuck them

bunch of idiot's

[MrMadboy2k10]

AMFG for once some one that tells it stright lol, right on

[nelliebunny123]

@edgarassasa I'm sorry but I'm not an Idiot, I praise my LORD God. He is my savour, my life. He IS real.

[MySuperSharona]

It is funny... but its not fun for the ones who really believe in God....

[HoldingMyLastRook]

Only because they are trying to convince themselves :P

[duteen]

Oh calm down it's just a joke jesus would say yo I gotta laugh at myself sometime

[AvonBarksdale101]

This is horrible, the guy who made and the guy who starred in this will regret there actions when the time comes, wow.

[chancho00]

retarded,you spend your time o fucking church's

[Botany101]

jesus isn't real so who fucking cares

[AvonBarksdale101]

I am supposed to believe that cause a little twat punk like you said so? lol pleeeassse bud, shove your two worthless pennies and opinion up your ass where they belong.

[Botany101]

Have you actually studied history at all?

I have- and I am telling you JESUS DID NOT EXIST. Look it up idiot there's no contemporary evidence of his existence from his own damn lifetime.

[AvonBarksdale101]

Don't give me that shit, cause I have studied it and there IS a person named Jesus that existed in his lifetime, and in the same region he was said to have existed so what are you talking about? Second with all the books written about him from other sources how can you sit there and honestly be 100% sure he didnt exist, being 100% sure of something as debatable as that just makes you ignorant on whatever side you are on. You don't know shit.

[Botany101]

Cite me a source from 0 to 33AD (Jesus supposed lifetime) which shows us his existence. You will find none.

there are plenty of books written about Zeus Apollo and the Greek deities but nobody pretends they are real.

[nelliebunny123]

@Botany101 He's real.

[nelliebunny123]

@AvonBarksdale101 I agree

[ouazaki]

... god help this person who created this

[chancho00]

You need help to open your eyes at the real world. dont fucking beliebe in unicorns.

[AvonBarksdale101]

Shut up, your a fucking disgrace dont sit there and tell me what I need to do, go look at yourself first sonny boy, and I aint no religious nut either, I am just someone who has respect for certain things. What I believe in is none of your business, the real world? What the fuck is a little twat like you gonna tell ME about the real world. Shove your advice up your ass buddy.

[rbangiban]

some people seek God at the 11th hour, died at 10:30

[rbangiban]

Lord Jesus,forgive this people for their transgression..and have mercy on thier souls.

[chancho00]

Fanatic you need help.Dont let religions to wash your brain anymore

[lilmisssmiles1]

ha ha! chipmunk jesus!!!!! =D

[alrizxoxo]

DID the man died after the bump? or it's not real?

[OsamaBinKathr]

Not real, theres a making of :)

[HannahMontanaDestiny]

its not real

[jojodream12]

oh dont worry not real! you can easily do that effect with adobe after effects or maybe sony vegas pro 9 (there editing softwares)

[SmilingChmat]

Kdyžtak by to měly byt ti chipmunkove .. :))

[DurchgeknalltKinder]

Hahahahaha Lolz =))

[tattoosyke]

magic lol

[simpsonsfreak4ever]

lawl XD

[TheDeadDeadsons]

L!.....O!...........L!

[megatified]

hahahahahahahahahaha LOL

[adigguriencu]

this is sooooooo cool!!! funny :))

[Wierciarz]

wow is so funny

[12391861]

Is he dead now?????????????

[chickenbande]

geil einfach nur geil

[maricrisbacarro]

is he your friend??????? people he is not the true Jesus Christ dont be too angry...... he is the video owner

[elpulga92]

fuck you!

[franciscovieirasouza]

I thinks IS FUNNY, the Jesus you know is just a symbol (as well as God), dont be silly people!!! Be funny!

[B3nt3hk1ng]

WTF LOL

[theretartedfishy]

i love jebus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[ComicalAli1970]

Marvellous.

[1966065015]

as if he wasnt high enough already, im like WTF!!! four stars though

[KaylaAdrian]

lol i hav to say tht i lik the original better

but i still lik this one...

it made me laugh =p

[Nelsonpurchall]

haha Jesus the chipmunk XDD

[BbyyStarr]

whahahahahhaha x'D

[carmel0717]

Jesus I will survive....

[Mortieno]

Its ver very funny :) The orginal song is better to him :D

[ZombieSiegfried]

i like thisone more

lol

[rolly654]

This vid is more funnier than the original

[Bullzzeyee]

hahahha did the dude rlly die

[deathdude16]

i didnt know buses wear around when jesus died. o'well

[MgPinky]

lol LoL !LOL!

[samigol]

jesus! LoL at the end!

[Addicted4227]

Ohh my Jesus!!

[thedominatorrr]

lol even funnier than the original, and i was the one who put the original on utube~!!!

[zukodama666]

ich komme wieder...

[ninoo45]

this is very fckin funny!!! LOL

[Fridgeson]

ROFLMAO

[Emilydawes]

LOL!

[umcheese]

WHEY, STACEY WARDLE, YA BABE.

[KasumiTiger2]

like i said before he'll be back

[leishy2008]

OMG i laughed till i cried (i laugh at anything) BUT EVEN IF I DIDN'T LAUGH AT EVERYTHING I WILLL STILL LAUGH MY HEAD OF AT THIS! well done 100/ 100

[ZZSuesse]

this vidio is da Bomb!!!

it is wicked i have showed all my friends and they think its funny!

in rated it 5/5

[piekingfiftytwo]

ROFL!!!!

[luvincharlie]

HAHAHAAAAAA luv it