Somewhat disturbing Kinder Surprise advert from the 80s.

[therominator99]

Lyrics please.

[ChartersBalarters]

@DonBugatti NO.

KILL IT WITH THE DEATH STAR.

IF IT DOESNT SURVIVE THAT WE ARE SCREWED.

[ChartersBalarters]

@DonBugatti NO.

KILL IT WITH THE DEATH STAR.

IF IT DOESNT SURVIVE THAT WE ARE SCREWED.

[taylortype]

Mad Creepy SMH

[jurex81]

disturbing? pussies.

[keithystar]

Looks like danny de vito

[rissahhoutrageous]

Creepy as hell.. really wished I wouldn't have watched this!

[drawingbefun17]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Hombre261]

hey islandmonkeys its an italian product google it

[ASykoTV]

I have the weirdest bonner right now

[Rorne08]

okay that is disturbing

[D3RK3]

What the watch did I just fuck?

[bernalaso]

Fuck you too!!! lady

[EmperorSheepy]

This ad has been running through my head all day. I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES!

[sonofsevenrealm]

If humpty dumpty looked like that all the kings horses and all the kings men wouldn't have put humpty together again

[pokeplati]

Unsere Nazi Eier werden euch Amis töten (: Our Nazi eggs will kill you Americans haha

[Tailsgeek]

Somewhat? Somebody, please, encase it in a cosmic prison!

[dhenry22]

stab it in the face!

[edwinkerstner]

Even the toy he gets (at 0:16) is creepy! :-/

[JohnnyNukemRus]

That's why Kinder Surprise is illegal in USA

[21h040349160]

My soul, my soul, it's burning AAARRGH!!!

[Maxamastrenquillious]

I want my mum

[darkmyth2]

i remember those egg candies. you have to assemble the toys tho...

[hughlingard]

It's whereabouts to this day remain unknown... I think I just saw something moving behind you.

[totalitationism]

well it was the 80s

[requium1]

What is this I don't even?

[MySkyizBlue]

The most dangerous man in the world

[kjebb2011]

may just be me but humpty looks like the guy from the music video starlight by superman lovers

[asdfghkl43]

What the fuck did I jus watch o_o

[BowserTheSecond]

Cockadoobies!

[NAPREDATOR]

aren't kinder eggs banned in america because some retard actually swallowed the plastic inside?

[famtomerc]

Fucking kill it with fire

[jeppewie1206]

This should be an advertisment for guns! who wouldn't buy a gun after seing this?

[1y9b9b]

Yodel yom with chocul scrub with multi pumpswavers DIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!

[1y9b9b]

press 7

LLLLLLOL

[ForceInsanity22]

Humpty dumpty: OOHHH GRAUBLLEEEYYYYYYY!!!

Me: *shivers*

[ForceInsanity22]

Humpty dumpty: OOHHH GRAUBLLEEEYYYYYYY!!!

Me: *shivers*

[HetaliaHitachiin]

No! -We should castrate it... with fire.

[bigg34691]

OMFG!!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!! WITH FIRE OR A FLASK OF ACID OR A CANNON OR A GIANT CROWBAR OR ANYTHING!! KILL...IT...NOW!!!!!!!!

[yellowbuddha2000]

Oh man, I'm so glad these shits are illegal in the U.S.

[Cenamark2]

I loved those eggs, but they were banned in the U.S. for being a choking hazard. Do they really think children will eat the toy?

[TheGwarx]

Somewhat disturbing? I'm having nightmares because of that!

[MegaMangomonster]

@TheGwarx me 2

[28Pinaslater]

Fuck this shit!  I don't want to be in world where this shit exists!

[vincenz55]

HAHAHAHA FUNNIEST VIDEO

[tubfuf]

As far as I know, this animatronic puppet was created by Stuart and Graham Freeborn, who went on to create Yoda for George Lucus. Bloody nasty little creature though.

[ExigeGT3]

Even Sigourney Weaver with a pulse rifle would have trouble knocking this chocolate fecker down!!!

[ExigeGT3]

Even Sigourney Weaver with a pulse rifle would have trouble with this little fecker!!!

[ImKeepingItReal]

Am i the only 1 who hears him say " SMOKE A DOOBIE! "

[cjb4127]

It sounds like Stich! O.O

[cjb4127]

It sounds like Stich! O.O

[MrOutstep33]

Haaaaaaaaa run for your life.

[bbbbbbbbb731]

What the fuck just happened?

[theNuclearNerd]

What the hell did I just watch!?

[blackcountryme]

I remember this creepy advert and still use the term "choco doobie" on a few occasions ( but changing to choca f***ing doobie ) but i agree with top rank thumbs up "Kill it with fire" class :D

[PS3smiley46]

KILL IT

[PS3smiley46]

KILL IT!! KILL IT!!!! ITS EVIL!

[seijuruhiko]

What the fuck did i just watch? O_O

[MrDoremouse]

Hitler's plans for a master race didn't quite work...he produced an elite stormtrooper with a dome shaped head!

[MrDoremouse]

Hitler's plans for a master race quite work out...

[rodwwef]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!!!!

[EnixForce]

illegal in USA

[gabesworld123]

Wtf! Lol

[MrTomb789]

run away, run away.....

[EDWARD6661989]

Kill it!!!!!!

[EDWARD6661989]

Gun the fucking thing down with a lancer or sumthing. Creepy bartard!!

[littlecreepyboy]

What in holy hell?

[TaTgurl1003]

well..............

[MultiLiamm]

attack of the nazi egg people

[rsenikchild]

0:24 Makes Me Cry Out Of My Penis...

[SuperNinja221]

congratulations youur my 100th favourite

[SuperNinja221]

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHOOT IT WITH A FUCKING JAVELIN

[froggy227ful]

WTF

[bunglebonce]

Kinder... Yibble shankey... me yum scrabbley...choppa doobey..lovely choppa doobley...pops swoggle...

[llly7ylll]

ОООООООО... ГРАБЛИИИИИИ!!!1111

[LOLBUTTPOO]

omfg. O___O

[JudasCrusader]

fire wont do it NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

[IndigoCat17]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

MOMMY!!!!!

[PercivalHoward]

Tony Abbott



[RyeBai]

That was messed up

[gamerunknown]

0:20 "die"

[utopia752]

lol i love all the dry humored comments on this vid

[AntiTroll101]

KILL ITS BABIES! DON'T LET THEM REPRODUCE!

[RockMegaBarbie]

Oh hell no. Thats fucking scary!

[85552100]

O_o

[MultiLiamm]

this is the reason we have the right to bear arms

[carlos35432]

WTF?

[MultiLiamm]

that egg was probably the producer

[MultiLiamm]

i bet the egg was the narrator

[MultiLiamm]

i bet the egg was the producer of the commercial

[RyeBreadThree]

Stop him before he turns into MODOK!!

[BellzTechnicolor]

What The Heck? D:!

[1boxerman]

From now on before I leave a room I'm just gonna say, "Me scrooble now. WEEEE!!!!"

[Coasterdude02149]

Whose got the blotter paper? LOL!

[Mickeanelamburtsters]

does he say "me screwball now" before falling

[Mega11414]

sa

[Mega11414]

scroby eggg head

[612AMMAR612]

i have a friend who looks like that.

[punkybruiserwarren]

im sure you are all asking the same thing but WTF IS THAT 

[qoaa]

wish these were sold in U.S.

they weren't allowed over choking hazard for kids

dont know if they are allowed now or not, but i remember them being banned in the 80s

[MINTgreenMINZY]

Oh shit!!! 0:25 was shit ass creepy!!

[mclovin713imd]

chokadooby!!!!!!!!!!!

[zmchln]

bob swabbo?



[1800youtroll]

...Fuck..

[xfirexchildx]

well that was... terrifying and, well, disturbing

[animehunter23]

think humpty dumpty fell waaaaay to many times

[TheConciseStatement]

"Little Johnny, will you shut the fuck up in there?! I've got work in the morning! Now turn the TV off and quit bloody screaming!"

[wohololao]

Years after this commercial, he let his hair grown, changed his name to Dave and joined a band called Iron Maiden lol

hehhehehehheheh

[chubbylilloser]

this video has single handely forced me to stop having sex with eggs.

[polpotspisspot]

is he a polish scaffolder ?

[TechUnadept]

this was taken off-air because it gave someone a fatal heart attack.

[onedudetwotube]

2nd scariest thing out there.

1st is still homosexual zombies.

[JakobDailes]

That's just WEIRD.

[everybodysinshowbiz]

a bowl of wrong

[MuttonSoup88]

I NEED A SHOTGUN RIGHT NOW

[ROCKSOLID19]

0:13 COCK SWALLOW!

[edwcxxl]

Is it bad that i got a bo*er from this?

[edwcxxl]

Is it bad that i got an erection from this?

[edwcxxl]

Is it bad that i got a boner from this?

[Vincezilla]

@edwcxxl Yes very bad!

[AliguzKnight]

@edwcxxl its not bad, its scary

[ultran33b]

@edwcxxl BonerjokeFag.

[PerscriptionDitz]

@edwcxxl SO BAD.

[dcarter2788]

.awwww it's sooo cute!

[doodly2BetterThanEvr]

my god it's a sontaran!

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

"CHOCO-DOOBIE!" said the young Cone. I say feed it to the Garthok.

[Jellyraptorzz]

:'(

[Robotix82]

@irvoid This one didnt come out right though

[EragonPrime]

I don't see why everyone is so scared of this thing.

[johnnypeachesq]

@EragonPrime Well, you wouldn't trust him around kids would you?

[lolziepops]

FETCH THE NAIL BOMB SOMEONE.

[utubeology]

Teletaby Daddy or Humpy Dumpy I don’t know, but definitely a cutie pie!

[Foiyfoiy]

wtf.. was it even speaking any language.. or just gibberish the entire time..

[downwithjedward]

it is warning us of the apocalypse .

[Oohlaful]

so scary

[Janiiish100]

If i was a kid in the 80's and if i saw that advert, i would never watch TV again 0-0

[erloke1]

ma che cazzo è??

[Flickyhecky]

He wants to eat your soul!

[SBOSlayer]

I am so fucking disturbed right now...

[psyckho666]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

[Mrbionicbiscuit]

hahaha

my dad watched this when he was young :D

[Polardj900CPCP]

O.K, New Rule: David Cronenberg, Salvador Dalí and Hieronymus Bosch are never allowed to snort that much Cocaine and be allowed to get behind a camera. That's more frightening than any Hell I can imagine.

[TheNihilarchist]

Chock-a-doobie? Yep, sure looks like he has been smoking one.

[hamster700]

remember them been sold for a quarter and the toy cost 5c rip

[siriussv]

yuck, what the hell is that thing? ):

[Kazoo4U]

I find Jersey Shore more disturbing than this.

[10TORMENTOR]

WHY I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS??

[TBlenx1995]

Let me guess, he falls of the- Yep, how original!

[gallafey]

bloody hell what a freak

[nuclearzeon]

I don't get it. What were these guys on? Is that supposed to be Humpty Dumpty (albeit a very creepy looking one) then why is it talking gibberish? I can see why so many kids were freaked out.

[kinkabala]

@nuclearzeon wtf are you complaining about ?

they can achieve anything anywhere near as horrific a this today using cgi , Krugers , jasons have nothing on this guy ...

[ChartersBalarters]

@nuclearzeon Lots of Kinder Eggs actually mutate you into a flesh colored ultra creepy egg person. This was actually a warning advert.

[theprankster1account]

The fall must've caused humpty dumpty brain damage.

[emel60]

Will it blend? 

[KrazyFang1]

CHOCADOOBY

[qwaz13]

Just imagine waking up in the middle of the night, with this thing standing at the foot of your bed watching you.....

[Ashura287]

..."Somewhat"?

[johnnypeachesq]

At precisely 19 seconds that creep blows the whistle on 9/11. Egg-Qaeda.

[Jimjam1212]

chochodoobie!... lol

[xD4rkridex]

WTF?



[Daniel4646]

Hupty Dumpty as a Kinder Surprise advertiser? Next thing you know, the March Hare and Mad Hatter will be advertising tea services.

[Daniel4646]

Hupty Dumpty as a Kinder Surprise advertiser? What did (or will) the British come up with next? The Red Queen for a million pounds lottery, or the March Hare and Mad Hatter for a new English blend of tea?

[TheAnonymousMedia]

14 yrs old... and i think this is a great commercial. i do not find this commercial creepy at all... actually, i kind of like it

[blowthesmoke]

It's like an human egg or something.

[MVASNOOPY]

creepy but funny ass hell

[johnnypeachesq]

Fire won't kill that thing. The only way to destroy him is to submerge him in boiling water for 4 minutes, then tear his yolk out.

[ClubBruggeFan4Life]

@johnnypeachesq Hahahaha LOL XD THATS A GOOD ONE XD

[johnnypeachesq]

@ClubBruggeFan4Life I've been looking under my bed for him since 1983. I'm ready for him. I'll scramble his foil wrapped arse.

[irvoid]

I thought the Sontarans were supposed to be warriors

[KSAgamer2010]

I was planning on sleeping tonight, but..

[KSAgamer2010]

I was planning on sleeping tonight, but...

[Frizzurd]

I love this ad.. wish it aired in the USA when i was a kid. Closest commercial in awesomeness to this would be the Crispy Critters cereal ad in the 80s.

[akiakuaki]

thats just fuckin weird



[ryfiguy98]

CHOCKODOOBIIIEEEEE

[nerdyglady]

He will pee on everything you love.

[kiyafCKNdopee]

i qet the concept..humpty dumpty ; riqht ? hes a biq oqre lookinq eqq thinqy . not "disturbinq" just uqly . qlad iwasnt born n the 80's ^_^

[Kveli100]

CRACKED

[MrRandomized94]

OMG laughed so much when i kept pressing 9 LOL

[thefatman69dude]

WHAT....THE...FUUUUUUUCK......­.

[JaleelJohanson62]

Just so you all know, humpty-dumpty was pushed....

[skullhacks78]

Kid from chernobyl.

[darkdubh]

I remember this ad from my childhood.Funnily enough i never found it disturbing then but in retrospect there is something a bit unsettleing about that fecker.

[benboom910]

I hope he fell and died, I'm gonna go change my pants now... I hope it's top comment when I come back.

[jau222]

@benboom910 epic fail

[randomcreep2000]

u must be a fucking pussy to find this disturbing. just a normal commercial from old times (when peoples ideas sucked)

[EmIlYrOsEaLlEn]

ME SCROOBLE NOW!!