Project: Rant - RANT 070: I Love Road Rage

[oopsyoureinsane]

The shirt made me lol.

[WhatAmThatDude]

everyone references UFC like its real martial arts. its not fake like wrestling, however it is unrealistic. they fighting styles utilized are clumsy at best and lack real brutality. take krav maga, a fighting style created by counter-terror isreali forces. unlike any ufc fighter, that style is designed to BREAK a person apart efficiently. and frankly most styles like this are banned from the UFC because they are afraid of injury. so please dont confuse fighting for entertainment to be real world

[yogurtpimp]

I made a poem for the people who do that (Not this, this was funny as shit)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You might be big,

I have a loaded gun.

The end.

[Z6202]

wow thats me lol



[parkesc21]

Be careful big man. Sometimes when you "shut the road down" for the way too fast drivers, you also shut it down for all the other motorists too - including those who may have a real emergency on their hands.

And theres always a bigger fish

[1994nana]

this is my favorite rant of alll time

[animefan848]

Road troll.

[daavpuke]

This one was pretty cool.

[LordOmnit]

Makes me wanna write about how much I can't stand the people who can't use cruise control.

[rm250fan]

Mitch Daniels is a fucking idiot.



[confusedsmilee1]

0:47 till the end is shia labeouf in a nutshell.

Genius:]

[DomIstKrieg]

I want that high pitched bit at the end as a message tone. Lets rock!!!!!!

[RatongaBruiser]

GREAT actor, perfect for this. I even like the topic, hehe.

[noaboa75]

and then i FUCKING FLOOR IT

lool

[DottyLuv4Life]

These are so AWESOME. Love it :P reminds me of an internet short versioned mad tv :P very cool! and super funny!

[hmgray85]

so hot lol oh...and funny

[weballin32]

I looove this one. He's hot :)

[dieanne84]

This is one of my favorites. This guy is great!

[augustgirl1998]

I freaking love your shirt!!!!!!! <3

[Iamjustherek]

:46 LOL I do that all the time on the highway! Like 'oh, I wasn't going fast enough for you? How about NOW?!'

[fishyonfire333]

sexy

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

I'd love to "square up" against the ass hat that submitted this rant(not Derek. He's cool). If you do the speed limit, you need to get the hell out of the way of people who have somewhere to be and aren't just out farting around in their minivans.

[sofehay]

@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC AMEN ! I hate MF losers like the original ranter I wonder why they didn't just get a officer badge so they can have some real power to control other peoples speed. When I leave those as*holes in the dust I always yell GET A BADGE!

[RatongaBruiser]

@sofehay

OOO, tough guy~. So bad ass you can press down a gas pedal and yell. Hehe.

[andziazet]

More Derek Alvarado, pretty please!

[ostrom329]

I would kill my worst enemy to have a mustache like his...

[cindy2186]

mmm, sexy AND funny!

[thebeastmaster93]

how come his shirt says "im a fuckin genius" but you blurt out all the cursing? ive always wondered this, btw this is my favorite rant video!

[searchthewreckage]

I just pissed myself Hahahahahahaha Jesus my catheter fell out again

[lostroxanduknowit]

i have severe road rage! this is to true! i love it!

[TheKCslacker]

This video kinda gives me a woody

[monkeygoesbananas]

you guys should post the sources for your rants.

[l33tchica]

xD fucking awesome.

This is why you shouldn't act like a jackass to others on the road, even if it is a minivan.

[ambalanceman62]

dude...where can i get that shirt?

[MrJXT1]

Ehhh... Why is he censored when his shirt isn't?

[ProjectRANT]

@MrJXT1 Shhhhh... It's a secret.

[bluecatky]

I don't blame this guy at all. I LOVE road rage. I get into battles with other drivers all the time. I love flow of adrenaline as the anger wells up inside of me at some idiotic piece of human feces has the gall to cut me off, or drive to slow, or blocks the passing lane. I like screaming obscenities, insults and threats at some stupid bastard. My favorite rant was when I called someone a "festering, malignant wart on Satan's ass". I guess I put that little old lady in her place! LMAO!

[Naddycat]

Can you hear me laughing? Well done. :O)

[rangerocks68]

where u get that shirt? lol

[Qt4life6179]

WHAT A BEAST! OH MAN! OHHHH MAN! SHEEET SHEEEET!

[SlayerZaraki]

That's fairly amusing. Because you know whoever actually WROTE the rant was some 90lbs weakling.

[CloudTempest]

@SlayerZaraki That's exactly what I thought. Some "ufc tough guy" wouldn't be driving a fucking minivan in the first place unless he rapes small children or something. 

[rm250fan]

@CloudTempest what would make something like that pop into youre mind? sick fuck.you are jealous b/c he would kick youre fuckin ass.not trying to be rude...

[fasterfind]

At the very end, you could add in-video links to related vids, e.g. by same actor.

[mischiefkel]

i love how he just starts laughing at the end :)

[ADD8oi]

funny thing is i was thinking of this rant this morning, guy in the minivan reminded me of this guy....almost felt bad punching him out through his window, if youre not gonna get out of the car dont pull to the side

[Opinionated73]

He's still hot.

[mexicanqeen]

lets ROOOOOOCK

[TheTankinTortuga]

Last person that fucked with me on the road got a car full of greasy Mexican potato chips, a cup of ice & a couple handfuls of random change.

Don't be a dick on the road ... esp with me around.

[ADD8oi]

haha some guy tried passing my while i was doin 5 over already.....i floored it, he got pissed and tried cussing me out at the stop sign.....i threw my smoothie at their car and drove off lol

[xX20lindsay08Xx]

I think he's my favorite rant actor. He's so funny.

[sweetbookworm87]

i love his shirt

[pontiffmaximus]

You know what's not funny? When someone gets shot in a fit of road rage. It happens. Causing it probably isn't your best move if you want to see next year.

[reddragon22344]

lol, this guy is really good at playing that type of character...this is really hilarious...and the acting scene's are more believable then a few that I've seen...I like this show by the way.

[ilikchoklitmeelk]

the "let's rock" at the end reminded me of TROGDORRRRRRRRR XDD

[mandiii04]

Hey!! He was in Transformers!!

[AppleDapples4Life]

Hahah That's me Love Road rage!!

[KillItAndBurnIt]

This guy is hilarious xD

[TheFlammar]

you should make episodes tie in for example this one and the one with the older lookinbg lady ranting about this guy racing her

[charmed2121]

This fucking rocks. This guy sounds like my soul mate =) :D

[akavioletcarson]

This guy is my new hero. XD

[ForceRecon198]

This is the guy from the Navy Seal Gym scoping rant right!

[ProjectRANT]

@ForceRecon198 Indeed.

[CatalinaRosa712]

@ProjectRANT i love all his rants he is way awesome!!!

[wsu911]

@ForceRecon198  is this guy so stupid as to not realize that people carry guns and know how to use them?

[aimforcody]

bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! best one i've seen so far. andd its me. xD

[mybbysaysoorah]

this is totally my best friend! :D hahahh! you should see her! :D hahahhahah!

[alibugbug]

i too love teh road rage :} me in my lesbian van haha im 5'10" and 200 lb.s of muscle i say bring it ;)

[irockdudeoo7]

I drive 60 on a uh...60 mph free way to school every morning and after school, and all the punks are driving like 80, and they give ME the dirty looks. lol i love these rants, i could post on almost all of them. i love to hate people...

[ncfwhitetigress]

i would date this guy but i think he's too awesome for me

[BLizzMakeWc4plz]

I want his shirt!!!

[MrLazerface123]

Haha i showed this to Holly she was laughting so hard she fell out of her chair XD

[mattachine]

More with Derek, please. Shirtless.

[ProjectRANTtoo]

@mattachine We'll see what we can do. Thanks for watching!

[mmnicholls]

guess you already had my suggestion from another video just from the other point of view. =D

[soloryderrr]

Best rant so far! Reminds me of..... myself!

[MrLazerface123]

HAHA This is funny..........-adds to favorites- :D

[XxSisterWolfxX]

LOL "...let's rock..."

[enjoisk8ermark]

the bad words are censored, but his shirt isn't

[recessiondrug]

AHAHAHAA LET'S ROOOOCK!!! I get total road rage... I hate to admit it, but if someone tries to pass me, suddenly it's like I'm in a race. lol

[SerenityM16]

I had this happen once, my dad got out, guy got back in and drove off real fast.

[purplesnickers]

By far my all time favorite! Great job I can totally relate :)

[radioxpirate]

i really really want to be in one! lol

[draw333]

God I love this one.

[AgeOfAeons]

I think this may be my favorite one yet

[phebis9]

Hey, this guy is the same one that did "Scoped at the Gym."

[Jewboyrules]

I like how you can hear the crew start to laugh at the end, its a really nice touch.

[SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC]

I'd love for that punk to step out of his vehicle and try to tangle with me(not the actor, he's cool). Especially after putt-putting along at the fucking speed limit and not letting me pass his slow ass.

[liviasmuhmuh]

HELL YEAH!! 

[sk8erchic4ever]

how the hell does he keep a straight face through all of this xD I start laughing my @ss off at @ss f***s

[sk8erchic4ever]

I fuckin love him :3 he makes my day~I MUST watch this 5 times before I have my coffee and wake up

[xSuchTheBestx]

I love this guy :)

"I wish someone would get out of their car and become a statistic"

[TheAVVES0ME]

i hate losers like him who go side by side 20 under the limit. it gives me ding dong.

[TheAVVES0ME]

what an ugly loser! I hope someone blow his brain out.

[stingstungme]

@TheAVVES0ME This guy is gorgeous and a great actor. I've seen this video before but came back to see him. Sort of a date thing we've got going. (wink, wink)

Lol. Just kidding.

[IThinkWereParkedMan0]

hell yea!

[B0redManiac]

This guy is by far my fucking favorite on Project: Rant. His bro-tastic rage, well, it kind of gives me a woody ;)

[ceabownes]

This guys a fucking douche. not funny

[bluerobes]

good to see him able to laugh at his own performance at the end lol.

i have your Austin trips beat though...drove through arkansas with over 240 miles of constant construction on the highways.....that....sucked...­.

[XthrasherX666]

This dude is my favorite haha.

"I love how you big, bad and angry you get until you pull up to my mini-van and realize im a fuckin' BEAST!"

He sells it well

[iluvmattbomer]

He is so fucking hot! :)

[freashbaby]

LETS ROCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[free2beme123]

OMG that is totally me when I drive! everything he said, even speeding up when jerks who tail me try to pass me! Were like the same driver! One time I was on the interstate and there was medium traffic and this minivan was riding my ass in the pass lane (I was goin 10 over before she tailed me then i slowed down but we were still the fastest lane) well once she finally passed me 20 minutes later she had a bumper sticker, "wwjd? not tailgate..." talk about irony

[mxd6]

He must be from Houston, TX.

[ProjectRANT]

@mxd6 Why do you say that?

[Gameplaychannel23451]

@ProjectRANT its a Highway/road in houstain i drive on it everyday

[thagonzp]

@ProjectRANT Do you know what the people that submit these look like

[ProjectRANT]

@thagonzp There are two episodes where we know what the person looks like. But generally, no. Thanks for the question!

[SuDaixi]

@ProjectRANT Which two episodes if I might ask?

[ProjectRANT]

@SuDaixi "Ex-Boyfriend Want To Be Facebook" friends and an episode that will be released later this year!

[pnyliciouz]

@mxd6 hahahahaha HTX i10 & the beltway is the worse for me

[LyingLines]

Assfucks? Beautiful word. Gonna use it some time.

[SlaughteredInside]

@LyingLines You've never used "Assfucks" before? shit dude I think the first time I said that was in the 3rd grade..Not that im proud of it...lol

[LyingLines]

I'm a fuckin' genius too, man.

[UlenTheWise]

This is my FAVORITE actor! =3

[silvercrossandchain]

I have a mini van too! Yes with a full music system and modifications to my engine. Yes. I believe in road rage! Amen.

[SteelTypeFTW]

lol he's my favorite!! :)

[angelheaven101]

Let me be careful on the road....

[traveltheworld302]

uuuuuuuuuuh full of your self

[c1rcu1tn3rd]

this video kinda gives me a woody. not gunna lie

[DerekNS74]

I don't like the term road rage. Sometimes people do get disproportionately pissed over nothing, and and take things too far. Other times, the guy in front really did earn himself an ass whoopin. There are times to beat the shit out of people. I just don't see how it's automatically inappropriate behavior simply because vehicles were involved. More often than not, I'd say the fact that there are vehicles involved just makes it more appropriate,as what they did was probably life threatening.

[LtMuIn]

This is my favorite actor in your rant videos. For some reason, he always makes me laugh XD

[Gixxxerdan]

this chump will be on the news soon..."MAN FOUND DEAD IN CAR ..ONE SHOT TO THE HEAD"

[marco10125]

@Gixxxerdan its a joke

[robbieandalex]

lets rock

[metro4star]

What do the letters in the word FART stand for? Frequency Amplified Rectal Tremor

[starguard]

Some nutcase with a gun is driving around out there somewhere actually looking for this guy!

[nxsbrute]

lmao this shit hits home...or whatever the phrase is

[cool1o1o1]

LOL! I love this one!!! SO MUCH! "I FLOOR IT." I LMAO'd at his expression :3

[syphoidi]

I love his rants. His shirt speaks the truth. He is a fuckin' genius.

[smoothcriminaldude]

thats one of those cheap wii wheel isn't it

[kazomatt]

@ProjectRant Best actor u guys got. his vids are the best. great job :)

[rebelcreed]

So you like fucking with people instead of minding your own business. That shit will stand until you try that tuff guy shit with me on the road ... I'll drive circles around your tuff guy ass. Wise up. Somebody wants to drive different than you - let 'em. You ain't the fastest fucking gun out there asshole and the day you fuck with me in your minivan you will be enlightened. --CrazyHorse

[Mrmoc7]

lolololol

[Pvmiguez]

best actor from project rant imo

[AJK031695]

@liljewitalian Thanks for the correction! I'll be sure not to post without knowledge in the future

[dpg900]

This guy is hilarious! I'm really loving his intensity in all of his rants!

[PointlessVidsInc]

let's roooock!

[headhunternoob]

this explains evrything since i resently got my license

[XxXPH1LL1PSXxX]

when he talks they bleep out fuck but his shirt says, " Im a fuckin' genius!"

[ProjectRANT]

@XxXPH1LL1PSXxX Shhhhhh....... ;)

[YungDogg183]

@ProjectRANT lol right?

[newgeniusbrother]

@XxXPH1LL1PSXxX people on youtube can't read. oh wait.

[liljewitalian]

Omg, I love this guy. He's fucking great XD.

[SlaughteredInside]

 Definitely one of the best rants!!!

Im one of those guys thats usually in a hurry..and if your one of those cocksuckers thats driving less than the speed limit in the passing lane on the freeway You better fucking believe Ill be shoving the front end of my car up your ass!

[EmoIssues]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This one was hilarious ^_^

[tamra1975]

wow. thats about how i feel after driving 183 in austin...lmao

[ProjectRANT]

@tamra1975 Once there was a commute in Austin... Cedar Park to Oltorf. 90 minutes each way at a minimum. So, basically, yeah, we feel your pain.

[ligerwolf]

@tamra1975 OR Mopac!!! OMG

[jcb506]

This is my favorite actor from the rants. srsly :D

[KyleEmmett711]

"I wish someone WOULD get outta their car and become a STATISTIC!" hahahhahaha awesome

[Bengalsfan089]

lol good job guys keep it up xD fucking funny

[bikfvr13]

i love the dudes shirt "im a fuckin genius" hilarious

[themooseisontheloose]

well now the fellow that wrote this rant is either on meth or is just well stupid

[plurp7]

this actor is Top Notch!

awesome, thanks for creating/posting this!

[origamiist]

yes, lets bleep out ass but not fucking

[stingstungme]

Loving Derek! He is awesome. I'm about to pee my pants because I'm laughing so hard.

"I wish someone would get out of their car and become a statistic!" LMAO!

[MasianMusic]

I Like Your Shirt! haha

[OGST33L]

i also fucking hate it when people are driving all fast behind you and sht so you let them pass then they start fucking driving like 10 miles under the speed limit infront of you wtf

[H4CK3R117]

ehh his bacon looks a little overdone to me but nice and thin

[Hopeful71]

The actor I could see being quite intimidating but my guess is the original ranter was some 175lb guy who saw a 210 solid mass in the mirror and watched enough UFC to think he could fight but never actually fought anyone in a real street fight (they don't go down UFC style).

Like those kids in high school who thought after watching a bunch of kung fu movies they could do it. Funny as hell when they finally found out that is not how it works.

[rakrobn]

Maybe it's just me but this guy is fucking hot. He did the Gym scoping video rant to. He must be a tiger in bed.

[b5i6teme]

@rakrobn i agree completely!

[poptart1492]

This one is hands down my favorite lol

[Dragonzlayer117]

I love how you bleep out the word fuck, when it's right on his T-Shirt.

[appletrades]

if they tap out, you got to let them go...new UFC rules...man!

[panda2621]

LMAO!

[Shrmnatr]

Your a douche...kind of.....i can see how this would be enjoyable.....but your gonna run into some pregnant lady who is gonna just whip your ass right on the freeway

[LaMigraJP]

I wont get out of the car though lol. Where's the subscribe button?

Lol UFC "and there's no referee around when you want to tap out". I'll race you.