Mock the week best bits

[MrSnarf2011]

@terrortobehold

Young Brazilian man De Menenez - shot 7 times in the head after jumping the London underground ticket barrier by British anti-terror unit, who where staking out the flat above his, he was running to catch the train. All the passengers who witnessed it needed therapy.

[rocckyross229]

If any1 doesn't get the ticket barrier hole it means Mexicans sneaking across the barrier

[MrCrusoe11]

Woo hoo first comment!!!!!!

Fantastic.

"Wind down your window and call the cyclist a Wanker!!

[keith567100]

don't mess with goths, they're fucking mental

[ItsAllGood5225]

Frankies unreal

[Conly95]

3:32 Andy Parsons momentarily decides that black isn't his colour

[MrZakattack97]

Quickly scroll up! Your missing the video!

[PsychoProductions369]

"when i give you the signal i want you to wind your window down and call the cyclist....A WANKER O o O!!"

LMAO

[Carlosspicyweinerish]

@krone900 your a knob

[TRASHYgah]

I am at uni studying to be a teacher.... Today in special educational needs class, someone mentioned and repeated the Frankie Boyle joke in a serious disgusted tone, whilst i sat there trying not to wet myself laughing.

[heaphcakes1988]

i dont get the "jumping the ticket barrier joke" any help?

[razlee85]

@heaphcakes1988 I believe it is based on the Brazilian national (forgoten his name) who ran through a London train staion with back pack, jumping barries, just after the 7/7 incidents and plain clothed special forces shot him, savagely.

[heaphcakes1988]

@razlee85 oh right. Thank you.

[Charsept]

love that last joke !

[strongspider90]

10 minutes of me laughing my head off

[TheScotishScott]

And 14 people don't know what proper comedy is.

[cnutfcucker]

7:57

[XxxihipfieXxx]

FRANKIE BOYLE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!! <3 <3 <3

[elliexx242]

I love how they all fought over going first in the "unlikely lines to find in the bible", course they're all atheists.. :)

[Rockmyworldism]

Jesus. Gina got fat.

[thebigt44]

Hugh and Frankie! LOL 1:43 - 2:12

[delkosbabe]

oh god those rugby jokes would not go down well in NZ

[bloodblitzgaming]

@delkosbabe down under?........ i know terrible joke....

[delkosbabe]

@bloodblitzgaming lol :)

[fluffymole0913]

@delkosbabe England likes Rugby too though?

[kursaal100]

frankie and hugh made the show, the rest are amateurs.

[Algonkin1964]

@kursaal100 Russell wasn't too bad either ... in my opinion

[SteelPokemonFan]

That's the 14 commandments, now, will you remember all of those.

The best thing is, a few days after, I found out that there were 14 commandments. Hurray for QI!

[wimpylassiter2336]

@SteelPokemonFan i love QI, but there are only 10. the extra 4 are all 'dont work on sundays' variations.

[psybonchu]

@wimpylassiter2336 awww you had to go ruin it

[psycodollkiller666]

@SteelPokemonFan There's actually like, 613 commandments.

[jimbofrances]

he sleeps in the bed okay? don't make me choose between you and the wolf.

[TenthSgtSnipes]

OMG 666 likes!

[SteelPokemonFan]

@TenthSgtSnipes The number of the Beast is 616.

[TenthSgtSnipes]

@SteelPokemonFan Not according to the New Testament or the English Translations, 616 is a varient though!

[miguli]

He sleeps in the bed with us, don't make me choose between you and the wolf.

[thehyro2302]

whats funny about the 'i bet you i can jump that ticket barrier' joke? i dont get it...........

[davejanon]

@thehyro2302 Jean Charles de Menezes shot by the police for no real reason other than he ran

[thehyro2302]

@davejanon so police shot him for jumping a ticket barrier?...........

[davejanon]

@thehyro2302 the truth is a bit sadder, thought to have been a possible terrorist and was held down and shot in the head by the police, my bad he didn't even run.

[ILOVEHASSELHOFF]

@davejanon good, fuck him!

[massy2k6]

"When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV."

This one gets me everytime.

[FriesianCow]

David Mitchell and Hugh Dennis are just too awesome.

[sbcic2012]

"you cant use that toilet...thats MY toilet"

[xIRODRiiGO]

best one 7:26

[juliestar72]

what the ladys name at 2:57, i forgot?

[stjimmyrkohbk]

@juliestar72 I think her names something like gina yasheray (i have no idea how to spell the last part sorry)

[msmizfit]

I LOVE RUSSELL HOWARD

[Nicholasb980]

why did fankie leeave

[Diazreta]

@Nicholasb980 He thought it was best to go because the producers were finding it hard to find material of his that they could broadcast, and then they stopped him from doing the stand up bit with the pictures and so he decided that was the point to leave. (He explained it all on the Jonathan Ross show)

[Nicholasb980]

@Diazreta oh thanks

[JMBfullmusic]

Don't mess with goths, there fucking mental.

[Jaredcordner]

this is probably really stupid but can someone explain the joke where frankie says "i bet i could jump that ticket barrier...? :L:P thanks

[maxalexcole]

@Jaredcordner google Jean Charles de Menezes

[martha368]

if frankie got a warning not to go to far with jokes... can he possibly come back?

[MrMachinimator]

"Let there be light! Sponsored by Powergen."

[89Taw]

Still a great show, but it's not the same without Frankie Boyle.

[FTSKjustgotbetter]

You cant use THAT toilet, thats MY toilet O_O

[wizwoz16]

OI ZIDANE YOUR MUMS A SLAG! LOOL

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

frankie is fucking amazin haha

[oliverjames34]

STINGRAYS LOVE FULL PLAY and its a Good Austrilain Accent by Frankie

[stephens1212]

@oliverjames34 wtf is 'full play'? he says 'foreplay'

[Jonezy992]

@oliverjames34 foreplay

[frickinradical]

i don't get the bit about the ticket barrier? can any one explain please

[MrPasswordispassword]

@frickinradical its about jean charles de menzes, a guy shot dead by police who thought he was a terrorist because he apparently 'suspiciously' jumped a ticket barrier. hope i helped pal :)

[insideous57]

"on my signal I'd like you to mount the pavement and kill my ex wife" LMAO

[dragonsflame35]

@insideous57 indeed... Frankie at his best!!!

[Avanniel]

magic talking leopard! what a shame.

[raz243]

who said they could jump the ticket barrier

[Deathsshadow91]

I betya i cud jump that ticket barrier lol :-P

[eduern]

what 12 fags went to dislike

[Rob206206]

on my signal id like you too mount the pavement and kill my ex wife.

[RSAeastLDN]

LMAO @ russells laugh 7.40

[raginglyokorogue13]

russell at 7:15 - 7:22 i think that's funny...

[MUFCJez]

"4 those of you who have missed them, here are nxt week's italian football results"

[cunney08]

has anyone seen the episode where they re enact the prime ministers questions? i saw it the other night, but cant find it on youtube

[TheDeathAngelsStar]

Don't Mess With Goths Their Fucking Mental Amazing!!!!!

[MistressMaestro]

frankie boyle is like marmite, you either like him or hate him but you cant deny he is a good and popular comedian :)

[ArkiveX]

And I'm just stating my opinion MegaRupertBear.

You have fuck all sense of humour.

[GrAnTyBhOy92]

lol frankie is the best in mock th week! gonna be pretty boring now hes left

[MegaRupertBear]

Frankie had his time, hope he isnt sick as said in some comments. He was great to begin with, just became too full of shit to be entertaining and was becoming increasingly shitter. The BBC can only go so far I guess when somebody repeatedly fucks up. RATE THIS COMMENT DOWN IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!! and dont bother reply to this

[XxRAZORLIGHTROCKERxX]

@MegaRupertBear you think you are smart don't you :L

[MegaRupertBear]

@XxRAZORLIGHTROCKERxX In making my comment I dont think I'm smart, I was bored when I made that comment, people can reply, vote it up or down, I do not care. I was just stating my opinion

[LordSwordbreak]

"On my signal, Id like you to mount the pavement and kill my ex-wife." xD Cant get much better than that!!

[Jigsaw6677]

Frankie Boyle is the main person I choose to see when I watch Mock The Week. It won't be as good without him.. :<

[007HomeBoy]

andy is really anoying and not funny at all

[xNozR]

Hilarious!

[SuperJjaammeess]

is there a petition to get frankie back on mtw it would be awesome

[GiefGoldPlx]

Has anyone else realised that Dara is actually not doing shit in his chair but they make him look like he's working hard with his pen.

[PAULFC93]

A man who lies with another man should be stoned....It helps thats all im saying "/

[iwuvsweeney]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Can't go wrong with Life of Brian quotes xD

[Iz1193]

he sleeps in the bed with us okay? don't make me choose between you and the wolf. :D

[hollyjadebbz]

funny , funny stuffi likke them all

[emochildz1991]

i think frankies getting treated cause somethins wrn with his heart

[iceitscold]

I love lots, and lets see what Mr tiddles thinks.

DIE BITCH!!!

[Person101918171615]

Bring back frankie or replace him with a some mice

[violent1teen8]

Bring back frankie!! Copy this to say you agree!!!!

[CarlisleDanny]

Bring back frankieeeee!!!!

[amir123786]

i havnt seeen him on the show latly

has he like retired from the show ?

x

[digireedoo]

@amir123786 I saw his live show in Bournemouth a couple of weeks ago. His views on Kerry Katona and Katie Price were uncensored - and very close to the knuckle!

[brown0eyed0wanderer]

Hahahahaha stoned!!! After 2 years, I finally get it (A)

[FlatheadHarvey]

i can't wait to see Frankie's channel 4 show, i heard him doing a Myspace interview somewhere on youtube and he say's he's going to be jesus being pleasured on the cross with his great big beard.

[eclectica1]

Nice compilation. Thanks for uploading this.

[benj2297]

(australian) stingrays love foreplay roflmao!!

[TheMrsnikkisixx]

I haven't seen some of these!!! Thanks!!!

[HayleeyBu18]

i love frankie, but im kinda glad they took him off.

it was getting a bit annoying hearing his same jokes, especially because he uses them for his live shows too..

but i do still love the guy =D

[danbreadandham]

Why though?? (HayleeyBu18)

:S

[xfileskid]

Well that is why the thumbs up, tumbs down option is there :)

[bartholder]

@HayleeyBu18 true

[mattwalsh100]

funny!!!!! haha

[lol508225]

mock the week is like the best show on the bbc I LOVE IT XXX

[seasicksweetheart]

Bring back Frankie................

[chiffmonkey]

@seasicksweetheart Frankie was excellent on mock the week. He's awful doing standup. Bring him back!

[seasicksweetheart]

I know he very bad at Stand up..He needs people to bounce off to be funny...

[Cadmium26]

@seasicksweetheart Jean Charles de Menezes was shot dead by the police after he jumped over a ticket barrier because they thought he was a terrorist.

Nice to know the police don't give out guns to just any fucking morons

[Wonderflop]

@Cadmium26 Serves him fucking right for jumping, what the fuck does he expect to happen, fucking moron

[dexterjau3]

@Wonderflop He didn't jump it. He used an oyster card, there's CCTV footage of it. 

[dexterjau3]

@Wonderflop He didn't jump it. He used an oyster card, there's CCTV footage of it. The police invaded his wagon and shot him at blank point at least six times, because they thought he was one of the 'london bombers', based on a low resolution, pixaled photo of the real one.

[Nicholasb980]

@seasicksweetheart y did he leave

[Mark0wns]

Seems like you didnt get half of the joke, he was taking the piss out of the australian legend steve irwin.

[MrM47K]

ive had a fantastic weekend

[IvoryTusk95]

mount the pavement and kill my ex-wife XD ledgend (Y) we all love you :)

[jrockpunk1]

You obviously don't get the joke. He was putting on an Australian accent because Steve Irwin (the crocodile hunter, naturalist documentaries) was killed by a stingray.

[junster333]

i never knew greg proops went to mock the week! hes a legend!!

[SeKara1974]

Hugh Dennis?

[AnoukvdS]

"EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS!"

[rachey2007]

I heard Frankie's been given his own show now.

[PickOnFire]

cant believe hes leaving!!!!!!! (frankie)

[yourtruemaster]

I know me neither !!

It will never be the same :(

[richardkeaney]

i thought he was just sick??

[robadobindatub]

but he gets his own show apparently so we can see that and david mitchell or ed byrne will replace him who are both good no matter what anyone says. They are most consistent guests so it willl defo be one of them

[haider786ali]

in the slow moton reply you can quite clearly see his cock swinging from side to side!! LOL

[MrUtubenoob]

'hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy'

classic monty python

[catchy1986]

AND GOD SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT"!!

Sponsored by Powergen! lmao

[navvy717]

When my head hits the dashboard I want you to crawl out of the wreckage and call for help XD

[niksta1]

On my signal i'd like you to mount the pavement and kill me ex-wife.

[HydraVipa]

2:09 XDXD

[HydraVipa]

1:44 XDXDXD i want u to wind the window down and call the cyclist a WANKER

[Edd731]

More polish, more polish I want to see my face XD

[HannCoral1996]

id read that bible everyday of the week lopl (lopl is an inside joke)

[Redea9le]

2:40 ticket barrier joke, i dont get it who's that referring to? Someone explain ^^

[strawberrysausages]

Hugh and Frankie could do this round on their own! Ledge!... i do love Russell though...

[PhantomFear666]

yeah those three rule

[hawkmaster2t6]

dont get rid of russell

get rid of andy

[strawberrysausages]

both andy and russell are good... yet they are the same they have their on and off days.. whereas hugh and frankie are more consistent and you can expect laughs every episode. its a shame frankie is leaving though :'(

[eastbarnet1]

Ticket barrier joke, lol

[BubbleAero]

Can Someone Explain The 'Ticket Barrier' Joke To Me?

[moomookyle]

a few years ago a brazillian guy tried to jump a ticket barrier in a london train station and the police shot and killed him

[eastbarnet1]

the muslim who jumped a ticket barrier, was thought to be a terrorist so got shot 20 times in a carragie full of people, in u.k

[gamesbok]

He wasn't a Muslim and he didn't jump a ticket barrier. He was, however, shot.

[calum769]

"Sting rays love foreplay" ooo lol

[DXlukus]

the women in the 1st clip has a nice rack :P

[1984tina1984]

i dropped my laptop laughing so hard xx

[southbankthug]

...and GOD said let there be rlight!! Sponsored by PowerGen! brilliant!! =D

[Crawfordz1994]

theres a ball boy needs taming :L:L

[mickyb116]

WTF

" if you look out over the RIGHT wing, you will see the burning remains of the LEFT wing"

[jackbutton169]

hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy, haha gotta love the life of brian.

[innocentbutcher41]

I'll bet you I can jump that ticket barrier....

[dancingpaws1]

frankie at the start!! brilliant!!!

''id like you to roll the window down and call the cyclist a wanker.''

CLASSIC!!

thankyou for this!

[sarahscenequeen101]

that's hugh

[RockinStu101]

Im going to punch a zebra, legend

[StarringHilary]

you can't use that toilet, that's MY toilet. xD.