Papelbon 125 Auto Commercial

[amc2525]

what did I not soo any Red Sox insignia?

[lrd9999]

His acting isn't the problem, it's the ludicrous lines he's been given. You can tell he's not taking the whole thing too seriously. It's so bad it's good, which is about as good as local adds usually get.

[xZER0C00Lx]

God what a shitty commercial. Well it looks like his acting career is just a shitty as his pitching career, might have to ask the Angels about that. Hows the golfing right now papeldic?

[budorman]

I thought those bosox guys made enough money playing baseball, but, I guess they don't make it rich like those yankees players do, huh? doing these bits?

[WoWcolorful]

OMG someone needs to tell everyone on the red sox not to do commercials

[jlana24]

BISHOP KENNY REPRESENT!

[skiboy17]

He can not act but hes not the worst sports actor... thr are much worse tho! ily Papelbon!!!

[NL59FIFTY]

yeah rofl like pedroia

[sciences8]

God, if only he knew how far he'd go LOL. Paplebon is amazing. Greatest relief pitched I've ever seen.

[sciences8]

Whoops, I meant relief pitched. Sorry for the confusion :<

[bandito0]

he looks stoned as shit in the last one.  Smoke another Paps

[dwighthoward120]

pedroias acting is worse

[masteroftheobvious86]

This isn't bad sports star acting...I've seen much worse.

Doesn't mean he should be winning any awards though...

[th3toiletguy9111]

he can pitch but he cant act, lol

[rjinla]

Some stellar acting here Mr. Papelbon.... yawn.

[cappstreet89]

yay pap. i am so going to buy a car at 125 auto.

pap driving a hummer on a field is funnie. he he.

[gorhamics]

Ridiculous haha.

[snowstormcan]

He pitches for the greatest team in baseball? I didn't realize he pitched for Tampa Bay. hehe, papeldouche.

[JoeFox23]

I think you mean the Phillies.

They didn't utterly fail.

[shamrock32]

From 53 seconds on he looks stoned as shit...

[xmzx]

Pedroia's commercial for Sullivan Tire is way more horrendous, but still this is horrendous as well.

[PedroiaEllsbury4615]

I disagree I think these are worse but you just can't help but smile when you see either of them =] they're just too damn cute.

[bluemilk123]

Toucher and Rich always rip on Papelbon for this commercial

[cupofbeefstew]

ouch! that's gotta be embarrassing!

[one74st]

It's like a Saturday Night Life skit....just without anyone laughing.

[rjinla]

@one74st, so just like an SNL skit then? ;)

[notmypres22]

i remember these commercials.. it's absolutely terrible...

[damaster8674]

I'm a sox fan, and I have to say that was horrible.

[lejink]

wow...that was corney

[redsoxrule7332]

meh meh

[SolarPigeon]

its soooo terrible its funny....

[rhighland]

This is really funny

[Rocko619]

meeee MEEEE!

[Snafu147]

i love PAP

he's a great pitcher, amazing closer...

can't act for shit though

haha, paps is the man

[jeet27in07]

that was horrible.

and papelbons gay

[getemnate]

argee

[onlyone]

this man can do no wrong.

[curtfowlie]

That is the worst thing I have ever seen..

[DeBurgo]

that cg figure is some real dire straits shit

creepy

[YouWantMeYouCantPay]

now that's funny

[madlandvideo]

I actually doubt it airs anywhere.

[werbinator]

you can tell that this commercial doesn't air in mass, b/c nobody calls it beantown in mass.

[KFowler]

it aired in New Hampshire. The dealership is in Plaistow, NH.

[shiffii99]

awesome.... he probably got a truck for about one hour of work.... how sweet is that?

[DMCrimson]

gimme a minute coach im buying a vehicle, aw i found it

Anymore sedate and I think this commercial would slip into a coma.

[bigspliff56]

CHEESY! but hes a beast on the mound!

[ohpeum]

I've seen this shit before...this shit is fuckin' nuts. Really. Wow.

[TallSoxGuy]

Just one more thing that Pap does well..

Your 2007 World Serie Champions...The BOSTON RED SOX

[xokatelynxo14]

oh, as much as i love papelbon, he shouldn't try acting again

GO RED SOX 2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

[asia1015]

Boston Red Sox, 2007 World Series Champions.

[enidemu]

lol...papelbon kills me

[patriotsredsoxfan]

Wow, the guy at :27 looks messed up

[tulleskirt]

Oh, Pap. You're a dancer, not an actor!

[beachbabe5693]

hthis is the worst commercial i've ever seen

[IToutsource]

Yeah... that was just a horrendous commercial set.

[mushygushychannel]

If you thought that Jonathan Papelbon's Riverdance was funny, check him out dancing with partner Manny Ramirez. Go to my channel and check out my video titled:

"Papelbon goes from Riverdance to Dancing With The Stars!"

[strungout711]

haha i went to bishop kenny high...thats funny

[MattB5ive]

Hey Papelbon this isnt Bishop Kenny High School. what the hell?

[rtgrtg]

i like how those adds are so bad, makes me laugh everytime, i love papelbon

[jc9300493rlz]

looks like he is talking in the texas way on how his lips are talking from the side and also that he did this crappy commercial to get paid a little more cause redsox arent paying him enough.

[SolarPigeon]

possibly the worst ads I've even seen

[Cory72]

this commercial sux

[OmgBuddhaDotExe]

He may not be making much now.. But he'll be making huge bucks in the future.

[BTarbell]

well then youre lucky to meet him hes my fav player, but this commerical is still ridiculous

[jackhatesprotocol]

I'm not lying. Papelbon and his wife sat down next to us at the Cheesecake Factory, and we just started talking. We also saw David Ortiz and Wily Mo Pena there. Ortiz and Pena denied a bunch of kids when asked for autographs. Anyway, the Papelbons showed us pictures of their dog, Boss, who had a broken leg. He did get that Hummer, but like I said, Ashley wrecked it.

[jackhatesprotocol]

True story...I had lunch with Papelbon when the Red Sox played KC last summer. He told me that he did get a Hummer from them, but his wife Ashley wrecked it. She drove it into a parking garage, but the clearance was too low and it tore the luggage rack off the top. He doesn't have the Hummer any more. He said those commercials were "cheesy."

[TheDagda1080]

I love when Toucher & Rich(WBCN) make fun of these commercials

[Paige72391]

why couldnt he drive a hummer. he makes more the jd drew and hes makin 14 mil a yr

[mattshaw57]

Pap doesnt make 14 mills. Hes probably making league minimum plus bonuses.

[KFowler]

"2007 Salary: $425500"

He gets as much as JD Drew gets per RBI.

[KFowler]

correction, that reply should read

Holy cow I love JD Drew

[Corkscrewed]

OH man, that's hilarious. Hey... the guy's getting paid. But I just can't get over the same blank eyes in every ad.

[Mexissipians]

All the money he makes and he buys a used car!!

[gr8temptazn]

he likes to save money? =/

maybe he did the commercials to get a discount...

[chuckturge]

If you seriously believe he drives that car, you're dumb. If you think he makes as much money as Manny Ramirez or David Ortiz, you're even dumber.

[pahkthecah]

Actually I do believe he does drive a Hummer. Probably not that specific one but a Hummer nonetheless.

Pedroia also drives one and he's a rookie making nothing (in the baseball world).

[ajit87]

lollll, paplebon! soooooooooo awful!

[beneeball]

Oh that is truly truly awful. Papelbon should be ashamed. I actually lost a little respect for him just now.

[bullzeyeno1]

papelbon is no worse than any other local car commercial

[Pimpdawg65]

as is bill simmons

[depauwdan123]

simmons

[Aizaz24]

Awful just bloody awful

[aa101904]

WTF!?!?! LOL "Gives me chills driving my hummer," I think he means getting a hummer

[roman61]

Please make it stop!

[ReinholdMessner1]

lots of simmons love here as well... he's like a disease

[sundda]

What the hell is in the water in New England?

[KFowler]

Not the water, it's the Dunkin Donuts Coffee

[FUCKMIZZOU]

papelbon is a douche

[pbl1]

I just lost my Papelboner. Truly horrible!

[smokingfast]

This reminds me of those sketchs they do on Conan where the really bad acting athletes announce the next weeks lineup of guests

[1sprsprt1]

How fucking tall is the owner of the mega store? Look at 39 sec. They should try this guy out for the Celtics...

[kapono24]

he is almost as tall as that cartoon guys head.

[waldrutd]

It's still better than any commercials with Tim Duncan in it. He tops the list of worst athlete pitchmen.

[lovinjapan]

simmons!

[az5545]

one of his poorer efforts...

[JobDDT]

What a forced accent by "Bob Orlando".

[DinoRaptor]

Simmonsed

[Arguman]

wtf is with that animation? god I hate those things. I like Papelbon's ability as a player, but his mouth should be closed more often. From the Bonds thing to disgusting Hummers. what next

[MFSilver]

You are an idiot, and thinking of Schilling

[AgentZero127]

AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA

4 1 0 0 1 1  1 2 .250

Oh yea real "ownage" a lucky hit, wow look for the stats before you make yourself look stupid.

[frostdude1]

Arod owns papelbon !!

[Cortis12]

Check out my page for Chippah & Randy's Papelbon Commentary...and enjoy a venison Papelburger.

[Sweatpants00]

The prices of these vehicles blow trees over. I just farted and it smells like a chemical plant that predominately houses old beta cassettes. P.S. - Schilling's AIDS blood socks should be given to Greg Louganis Museum (World Series sock) and the city of San Francisco (ALS Sock).

[Backerman2]

Fuck Wad!

[nyjets63]

I don't think we're going to be seeing papelbon doing any ads for Diet Pills with Dan Marino in 2025

[rockingkevin]

How much dough you think they threw at him to be in the thing? I hate the Red Sux.

[barrett90]

THE MEGA STORE!

[MFVillain]

Buy this hummer. I railed A-Rod's sister in the back seat!

[MFVillain]

Buy this hummer. I fucked A-Rod's sister in the back seat!

[CitizenDildo]

Sports guy is a faggot

[fx772k1]

Such a classy remark.

[trooperjoe73]

Uh? You got dildo in your name stupid.

[encierro75]

Papelbon made the Simmons Face when A-Rod's game-winning 9th inning homer landed in the Fenway seats last night. There are a lot of bad accents in America but there's nothing worse than the Boston accent, ugh.

[angelgr89]

wow horrid acting. I've seen better Camble's Soup commercials. They should show Paplebon being taken deep by A-Rod, now thats interesting.

[janitor53]

Sports guy sent me.

[PlantDawg44]

look at the standings now...best record in baseball. want to tell me who's better?

[mattpicher]

This isn't as bad as the Sullivan Tire commercial Francona did!

[MentalStamina7]

Yeah, this was ridiculous, and Paps just lost a little credibility. Go Sox!

[Broncos716]

lol, good ol' cheap, local commercials

[colkurtz88]

that was just totally rad.

[RhettThanas]

There's something magical about low-budget local commercials.

[rlarivee01]

He's tanking my fantasy acting team, but he's great on my fantasy baseball team.

[japa1990]

omg...this is pathetic.

[mlawtone]

please just close ball games and thats IT!

[whitefangv]

Still not as good as Arroyo's commercial.

[vibroverbus]

clearly one of them "small town business owner realizes he can use his ad budget as a tax-deductible excuse to meet his sports idol" sitchashens.

[damnote]

LOL

[redsoxfan1]

lol i love paps but i hope he knows that hes a bad actor, cause that would make it funnier.

[toothpaste13]

goddam there idiots

[meganalo]

Actually, your comment would have more value if you said "they're", not "there". So you just lost all credibility. Sorry.

[KFowler]

Why must you bring drama to my silly video.

[spanishxeyes]

yes! someone finally put this up. he's not a very good actor.

[encierro75]

Papelbon made the Simmons Face when A-Rod's game-winning 9th inning homer landed in the Fenway seats last night. There are a lot of bad accents in America but there's nothing worse than the Boston accent, ugh.

[hirschfeld90]

Papelbon doesn't have a "boston accent" you tool. He's fresh out of Texas.

[tmclaughlin11]

Eat a dick. GO SOX!! WS Champs!