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  • GOOD THUMB UP DREEZ!

  • biggie the only one who fit the track...real talk.

  • chain reactions,life bring the action,da pure of heart dont start factions or give rise to rebellion or become felons.just for names an bigger names.Aims for themselves even after years wont change,still they gone be the same real an maintain,gaining gods trust little by little while wooden nickles turn to rust and da devils in the treacherous, sometimes even rule da slick.even beat the best of us.times we live in now is as cold as frozen dust. iain sayin im ready but what about the rest of us

  • I'm late for the sky because I've already died Never thought I'd leave so early, from the grim reaper I couldn't hide I've been ready for it though just thought I'd let you know Cause that's life and it just goes But I'll live on and on forever immortal when I spit on a beat Never got laid out on the hard concrete How I died will remain discreet Cause figuratively I'm buried 6ft deep Yet I walk among the living, on my own two feet I've accepted the biggest burden - defeat
  • @MyUnknownEntity Fuck you're sick

  • Yep yep yep its the boy big drama money is the name call me what u wanna do.or dont smoke shit she answered why botha i said shit cool i feel u lil momma my weed good weed no stress when it comes to mines so i replyed no problem. To each is own so do ya posion she said she only well id like to do sone.coke i said awe word she replyed with a smerk daddy fix me up so i called my kin folk he answered wit a what up i said nothing just jugging can a nigga come threw i got a white girl problem.

  • As I dougie in Le Booty

  • My victory is flawless/proceed with caution. You on the front lines with one of the bosses.

    Ain't no way you the hottest/competition I demolish. I got an arsenal of raps/all solid.

    Romeo must die if u getting green like collard.My career in rap gonna pop like a collar.

    The way she give brain you would think she's a scholar.You will stay with problems if you don't know how to be a solver. Money the root of all evil,So I see why life's a bitch.Why you got a bitch fit/I don't care u irrelevant.

  • YOUTUBE RAPPERS SUXXXXXXXXXX

  • @Emiljooo1 and you do too!

  • @thatbboyrandom1 nope im not youtube rapper

  • @Emiljooo1 harder than ya gran

    

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  • im finna be sleepy lika hallow,legendary,kinda scary,got suicidal thoughts on my mind,how asinine?,and it started back in '87,when i sent from Heaven,born cursed,ready to leave inna hearse,fuck the world,ready to die,no lie,souls yearnin' for the sky,as the pressure starts to multiply,from the demons hatched up inside,can't fled,from the spiritual bread,nothin' more to be said,gun cock'd,pull the trigga,layin' on tha floor all covered in red,heart beat seconds away from dead,cuz im ready{echoes}

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  • I confess if Big l is the principal of the new school I am the superintendent making up rules as I go a long with this shit as I kick what kick another black fat rapper cannot be my gimmick RIP to biggie smalls he did it yes it is the lyrical one everybody going to be talking about soon son but rapping aint my forte I like Poetry more any way but don't get it twisted music will always be my first love poetry second AFter 7yrs of mom passing im finally in the write directon this flow hard as hell

  • i'm overseas in the belgium backblocks to cop the new purple came back witha full stock. and fiends say im better with cane, i dont stretch it like lames, i give em base that'll blow out their brains. sireens talk it to stop, i ignore the cops, the benz glide like jesus on the water top. and i done slept in a spot with fiends who couldn't dream dark days i've seen i turn colder. fly when i step out the rover, feet touch the floor in italian cobras.

  • Biggy 4 ever 

  • none of you can rap! Just stop, please!

  • Score knockouts like Rocky Marciano

    blow blocksout from the rockies to Orlando.

    Pour rocksout educate jockies that can't flow

    In this game I got relevance, combined with intelligence

    Create new elements, up to the sixth, you like to play with elephants, suckin they dicks/ Smoking the lye blunts, catch you in the eye fronts, if you lie once/ I crucify stunts/ making niggas sick with mumps and goose bumps/ smoke trees leave loose stumps, I come steady no lie, i'm done, ready to die.

  • lol after posting my lyrics on here i read everyones elses top to bottom with this beat on and it sounds like a sick rap

  • Im sick in the hed/everybody want me ded/got that shit/make a nigga think quick/bout his actions/i'm blastin/smokey haze/fuck passin/y'all know im mackin/mack 10's/in the hood/s'all good/y'all know if i could/i would/give yo more space on my pedastal/but y'all pitiful/don't trip/on my shit/im slicker than rick/big dick/so swallow that quick/befo this hot beat/ swallows you whole/tho im to hot/in the game/ive never been so cold/guess i got/wht it takes/to reach the sky/y'all knowim ready to die..

  • im ready to die i will stare death in the face give me a coffin instead of a fuckin neck brace..i want my death faster than a car chase. i want my death to come in a fast paste.. i wanna feel the taste or maybe burn me into nothin but ashes haha that sounds kinda nice suficate me with a plate of rice or bust me up side the head with a pair of dice cz i dont give fuck been ran out of luck.im obsolete im like an old ass photo that yoll probably delete

  • bring the yellowtape im the microphone murderer kill the instrumental lyrics from the dome no pad no pencil guns already drawn im not talking about a picture hit you with the chopper split down the middle

  • everyday looking for my hit , my life seems to be stuck in a dark pit

    nigga listen to my shit dont trip

    I might bust a good ryhme who gives a fuck my shit aint worth a dime

    so when ya see me around dont fuck with me cuz I dont give a shit about life i roll the streets with my knife , nigga dont even try u gotta know that im READY TO DIE

  • yeh i got ma cap down low an ma nikey hood high/ so da cops dont confuse me for a fucking good guy/ i got rocks in my socks an a glock on my waist/ i aint ready to die il put a hole in your face/ i dont give a fuck homey... im all about ma cash/ if u fuck with ma money see how long will u last/ see i got da last laugh coz u know that i made it/ got hoes on ma dick i feel like dat i gotta face lift/ women love money an moneys what i got/ in da drop top with some diamonds in ma wrist watch/
  • im ready for fie...but yall cant lie most of these lame niggaz scared to die..tellin a lie on the mic..sayin they gone fight...bt you wont see these niggaz posted at night...niggaz pootin and gigglin...runnin outta sight..i got the triple beam..see em lean to the right...and after im done bustin my gun..i cool it off and all in my head im thinking how fun..not realizing how much sin i had done..but life aint fair...these niggaz blonde in the hair..scary ass antic..niggaz turnin satanic..

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  • I'm high off cocaine

    Unstoppable is on the brain/ insane? naw

    I'm ready to die/ I've been getting high off my own supply, like scarface

    when he was in his place/ Screaming "wanna play rough!" that scene was made ace/ but I'm going at a different pace, i don't got cameras all over the place so I don't know which way they're coming from/ But I won't go out till this giant line is done/ I won't run away becaus that shit is dumb, gonna let these piggies know where the fuck I'm from!

  • It's called an acapella

  • so my life isnt lookin right....ready to die.cut my head open like sweet potato pie..if i died it wouldnt matter...should i die at gun point or beattin like batter..dont put me in the bag just leave me there and let my blood scatter and leave me for dead...with massive blood gushing from my head...bullet holes in my chest with my body spread...all over the floor i feel like death is knockin on the door.

  • As I Cock A Gun To My Head PPL ask Why? Cuz Fool, Im Ready To DIE People Try TO Play Me UP, This Aint a Game dogg dont get shot UP, I Stomp beats into your heart, that is warning Cuz i run the effin streets from Nite TO Morning Dont anybody try to stop me the guns ready, Isnt my fault that i want to visit Freddy, This isnt just my DEATH im facin' Mess with me ill have to call up jason, So Please Sucka Ass Rappers dont even try, To Move the Noose CAUSE IM FUCKIN READY TO DIE!
  • @EPursuitPr0ductions Beast Man! Really tryin to be a rapper, u should post videos bro

  • no origination/ combined with no dedication/ means no ejaculation/ face it/but if you pass out from the blunt smoke/ then you shouldn't be smokin blunts/ if you can stand the salt on your fries than you should be usin hunts/ the weatherman can predict when you lyin like cold fronts/ but this aint just lyrical mastery/ have everyone after me/ quit all the back and forth battlin/ I enjoy travelin/ i like the sound of the truth unraveling/now there's nothin left to say/ ok, what will i do today?

  • CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE OPPOSITE OF INSTRUMENTAL, WHERE IT IS ONLY SINGING?

  • B.I.G: As I grab the Glock, put it to ya head piece One in the chamber, the safety is off release Straight off ya domes, Holmes, ya wanna see cabage Biggie Smalls the savage, doing ya brain cells much damage Teflon is the material, for THE imperial Mic stripper, girl stripper, the Henny sipper I drop lyrics off and on like a light switch Then I get the right bitch and make her drive the Q-45 Glocks and Tecs are unexpected when wreck shit Rescept it, collect it so check it. R.I.P B.I.G
  • if im gona burn, ur gona burn 1st, thats pretty much how tha gift n tha curse wrks

  • b4 i go i need a whole lotta sex n good weed, then im guarenteed to get some good sleep, otherwise its a problem, like tha hood n hooked fiends, my best aftershave n my good jeans, ur wifes gotta mouth i could feed, it should be a good deed, but what it would be is a murder scene, losin blood while u at tha pay phone, tryna get thru 2 emergency, tha shortning of breath concerning me, is this my learnin curve, or tha end of tha class, if i pass, permanent 3rd degree is wher im sendin ur arse

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  • show n tell /ud think i get bad grades /but add the flow and a J and i get straight As / not commercial like Billy Mays / my scheme is twisted like a maze / H13 smoking like a chimney filling the room with purple haze / get green hit Whitney, guns go boom i stun like a taze...

    word

  • spontaneous flow like a flash flood minus the mud / skip the crud im nifty similar to the 19 50s / eyes are shifty / cuz i gotta watch my back i aint ready to die so i tuck a gat / im cautious to enter like my feet are stuck to the door mat / but my rhymes be spittin hotter than a dragon / dont need advertisin cuz my flow does the braggin / most niggas be laggin / spittin ebonics on electronics / i stay fly till i die it aint hard to tell im influenced by hell / im like bringin L to preschool

  • As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece One in the chamber, the safety is off release Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbagee Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage

    teflon is the material, mic ripper, girl stripper, the henny sipper.

    i drop lyrics off and on like a light switch, quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive the Q-45, glocks and techs are expected when i rep shit, respect is collected so check it!!

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  • with mandatory adversaries,of the government,im ready to die in this cold world,in a hearse,want my blood juicy like star burst,cuz death quenches my thirst,and hunger with immense,illicit drugs,and liquor,cuz quicker,the better,sendin' cold chills,prepare to get a sweater,and i got a letter,with a death certificate,that signed seal and deliveried,from the exteroxemia that got my body quivered,cuz my soul reachin' for the sky,cuz im ready to die...X4

  • @lilripsta1995 ur tryin way to hard.

  • @jwcrsmith. Ok them ur feelings not mine lmao

  • i think i've seen enough of this cold world, fuck serenity

    the voices in my head screaming leave it are so deafening

    what i find as happiness ends up with me questioning,

    every little thing, who is my friend who is my enemy

    i'd rather cut my throat than see who is the end of me

    what is a friend but an enemy that pretends to be?

    what is surrendering when there aint any penalites

    cuz the whole world seems so menacing with jealousy

    on that od depressed shit lol

  • Best Hip/Hop Beat Ever Biggie Or Nas made this

  • @lewe18 hahahha true man one of the best beats indeed produced by my fav producer Easy mo bee, who's responsible for the machine gun funk and everything remains raw from busta rhymes -chill with it!

  • rippin this shit on deck no spit straight from the mout,h hit ya hard with my dick. chrome to ya dome no phone crying mommy wishing you was home,homies in the zone. hardcore on the mic killin niggas who get to close catch a dose of lame frame hand on my brain screamin fame.blood running fast got cash on my way to smoke no choke get high no lie. get fryed, cause niggas talk shit then run fast but when i catch that ass, believe, its grass. oh shit that was hot

  • @hopogogo u rap too simple bro i had the same rhymes when i was in like 8th grade

  • im here come get me,never run from nothin like a true G, pack the gat so u know muthafucka im ready,i got the a gun to open ya chest thats the key, move so fast from the scene so you couldnt even see, even when the cops gun start to pop, its still yo body that bouta drop, im an unsolvable problem thats neva gonna stop, i gave ya 24 hours now theres no time on the clock, ive lived to my fullest so im ready to die, look at the barrel and reach ya fuckin hands in the sky, now i make the lead fly.

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  • disda instro mento hopn on da beatt cookn dis beef cuzz im hotter dan metal ima youngsta from da gheto late at nite spitn lines like i was jay leNO sparkn blunts homeboy husslin like a g cuz i gotta git dinero dis is mr guero ma citys on the map i aint biggie wen i rap death around corner wat u know about dat u haterz want me gone but i git da last laugh hahahaahahah 916 sactown in dis bitch mr guero

  • @3s3gu3ro1 You reminded me of Reasonable Doubt just now... Not bad o: a freestyler aintcha?

  • these punks at school think im a fool for walkin away with a humble look thinking i was shook on lay away. but lookin deep down my anger for them will have em all drown im str8 from the dog pound where muts and pits aint afraid to get bit.enlightend on this real lit its hard to take a shit..cuz i keep a habit to spit real niggaz will have ya ass split from dust to dust nigga gun blast is a must. take that back i slugg it in all black..crazy loud mouths always wack..niggaz mouth dirty as a sack!

  • This stuff is the shit.

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  • @lilripsta1995 cap your multies next time. makes it easier to read.

  • thanks a bunch man., im really looking for the My Downfall instrumental tho, wud u have that by any chance?

  • @2pac4lyf91 i feel you on that that beat is so ill it was on here someone delelted it though

  • man y even post a line yaw suck except the 1st dude and the answer is yes my attitude is rude y u wanna fuckin test me show em how we do it down in tha south H-Town to be exsact were tha ballaz and killaz roam no problem here we will fuck up ur dome but wait a min why say we i roll alone bitch ima do it for free aint nothen like an adrinnalin rush buillet to ya dome gun so big make ur soul fly with a limp u a shrip small ass wanna be g and no i aint a gangsta but i keep it real

  • put a gun to my chest. so i could be layed to rest with the best.lay me out with more holes then than an ny borrough.id like to die quick just to keep it thorough.put me out now i dont wanna see tomorw and if i die i dont really need your sorrow. i get rejected when i give somebody waste me now cz i dont wanna live just count i from one but dont start from five.shoot me til the gauge is empty and make sure im not alive. .throw me off a building or stab me with butcher knives

  • Thoughts of Religion for starters Contradicting Created to Serve Reason for Making Non-Existing Part all yall Missin it's clearly a Game being played The Truth is only inherited after reaching the grave? Goal for Many Plenty Pussy Power n Respect Should be tryna control our Instincts and Intellect The Minds a dangerous design one of a kind Whites use to reach new heights While Blacks use it to stay Alive In a Race among Races who will survive Better yet the best question is why even try?
  • never brag unless I wanna slag with the black rag, you fools, Im jackin jewels Too school for cool, breathe, I got a degree Acin the test, bearing the crest, pacin' it well uh...and you a joker so just dance and jest In Makin the cream, Chasin the dream, I'm the best at You niggas is looking like 9 fucking stressed catsz Siamese twins is what my buck shot hit you like Sending you to Amun Ra in the fuckin afterlife settin the dice, puttin the ice Plane in the hangar, speakin four langua-
  • My Life has come to a stop, wait for this beat to drop, feds keep it hot, so i avoid the cops, selfish bitches who want to see me do bad, id penitrate your brains, and watch your neck explode veins, when you drop remember its all a game, i see death when im stoned, i try to vision god when im zoned, kill or be killed bust the chrome, pointblank you`d be frozen like a gnome, im ready to die, the angels salute when my soul flys high, id haunt the haters, zero drop mayday its your turn graveday

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  • omg this is so off....slow slow

  • i'll mess you up like Oswald messed up JFK im not afraid to shoot a hater in the night or in the day lockin and loadin on my ak, better back the fuck up bitch you prolly gay people tend call me ass-mouth cause i spit shit so fast while i got all the hatin mother fuckers tryin to blast back after all is said and done and the haters are all dead your girl is in the back seat suckin on my dick head im done here i suck at rap the shit i just said was all stupid crap... shit.
  • i show respect cause im brand new in this game

    lookin dreamin big wantin all that fame

    im just a broke little bitch with no hope

    im learnin how to rhyme, so my raps will soon be dope

    wishin i didnt live off street life cause i cant cope

    with the every day struggle might as well hang myself from a rope

    my feet say stop but my brain says go

    keep runnin from the cops in the rain, sun, or snow.

    dont fuck with a young G you dirty ass hoe.

    (new to the game)

  • i forgot the name of the sample but it's from willie hutch

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  • wonder how cool it'd be crusin' around in brooklyn with this...

    RIP BIG. My fav. <3

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  • yeh im ready, ready to drop the hottest, cuz lets be honest

    i come for the liv-east, im ready for anythang cuz my brain screamin try this

    my flow so smooth i make da beat go--- dead

    you rest in one place let me get u a bed

    im jus spitin the truth no need to lie

    i speed with my beat cuz im ready to----die

  • the drum track on this is too good.

  • wonder who the one fucker who didnt like this beat is

  • 1 thing is dat i dont shiver i dont cry

    i put work in dawrg i was known to ride

    i never got peer presure, i had too much pride

    getting money from a peugot ride

    i hanged around dem thug niggas all my life

    we all think da same an wid us its an eye for an eye

  • I ain't cocky just confidence going for success

    If there's a problem tell me when or where

    Ill be prepared, came from the projects

    Where we live like project's and want comar's in checks.

    Doing good, but karma got us in debt

  • im so sick of dis shit imma low down nigga aim 4 my head den pull on da trigga i wanna die cuz my life fucked up man im ready 2 fly fuck dat i deserve pain so gone let me fry if i die rite nw i feel my home is hell i kno dat my chick love me but u could not hardly tell kinda feelin insane my best friend is pain need 2 die someone kill me 4 my heart u should aim cuz i feel like its worthless thinkin do i deserve dis then i think maybe so cuz im always hurtin
  • can anyone find the my and my bitch instrumental

  • @Northeastspittaz thanks man, that shit wasnt that good but that line was lol. much love from the midwest.

  • @DooderMcAltair

    Your holster holds no guns so how you gonna pop me

    yeah i relax at at home but its not to eat honey comb

    you ever wonder why your honeys late n never home?

    did she star in "BIO" cause man she gives the best "DOME"

    sides your momma i would never fuck her thoa

    that bitches pussy hairs are beyond overgrown

    chewbaka said she was too hairy,

    rocky dennis said thats a girl she looks exactly like my uncle larry

    You left traces of sparkles n dust in your bars you fuckin fairy

  • @lyrsisttillthedeath1

    that uncle larry punchline had me in tears dawg. good shit

  • fuck it give up flat out ready to die its really gettin 2 me see the bags under my eyes constant battle everyday better off with suicide just another day gamblin life with no dice word, wouldnt survive a day in the life seen nightmares you only see when your asleep at night when this kid hold the mic he grip it extra tight, hes holding it nervous starting to fearing the afterlife may go to heaven, may go to hell but with this flow as slick as hair gel, bound 2 excell
  • Ya r bitches

  • @DooderMcAltair

    take a try with me, a shot in the dark,

    you got me?, but i clearly see a whole through your heart

    your just a dog man your no bite n all bark

    I'll wash you up and make you stiffer than starch

    man, your not even worth dissin man hahah

  • @lyrsisttillthedeath1

    I'm surprised you can make a rebuttal without slippin' in the yellow puddle at your feet that's drippin' off your sheets.

    If we meet it wouldn't be fight but a murder. I'll knock your ass into space, climb up there, and knock you further.

    I got the pimp fervor. What are you a server at Denny's picking up pennies for tips while I rub nips on pairs milky tits and put my lips on clits for a livin'.

    I'm surprised I'm givin' a shit about your taunts and making a response.

    :)

  • @DooderMcAltair wanna battle someone ya own size i disown lies

    u wack as fuck cunt plus u like to bone guys

    why u battlin jibber jabberin

    when dis nigga start 2 speak i feel like stabbin him

    you'l need an ambulance, my arogance avalanche will leave u stammerin

    my words leave u in shock my staminas staggering

  • @DooderMcAltair what the fuck is pimp fervor? when u spit i think murda u stink worser than shit, when i spit i shrink learners

    you just an amateur battler from canada

    did no research on ya roots cos i knew id fuckin savage ya

    im a lyrical traveller u not even a passenger

  • @Northeastspittaz

    When I hear such replies what can I possibly do but say F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.

    F for the grade you must have made in English class

    U because the whole word "you" kicks your ass

    C for every cock you sucked for a decent rhyme

    K for when you duck at the sight of my Kel-Tec 9

    Y as in you asking "y u doin this? stop!"

    O as the sounds of your mom when I'm on top

    U as in YOU, the bitch I'm talkin' to

    Before your ego continues to inflate go back to school, work hard, and finally graduate :)

  • @DooderMcAltair

    well i spose that i can give u ten outa ten for effort,

    but 'fuck you' was an obvious reply dont u reckon?!

    english class was a blast but wuz a hopeless lesson

    my focus lessened cuz i made coke like a hocus pocus session

    if u come to my hood make sure u bring ya tec 9,

    make u wait out in the street as i go an get mine,

    now we'll see whose duckin shots whilst ya mom continues suckin cocks u got zero flows so be my hero and just fuckin stop!

  • @Northeastspittaz

    "made coke"? You failed Chemistry as well.

    You talk big crime but you couldn't stand time in a cell.

    Your parents deserve that much though just for your creation.

    You show us all the benefits of a classical education.

    I need a break from your horrible raps.

    You're the foil of my slapstick comedy.

    Would-be emcees get routinely slapped around by the sound of my rhymes pounding them into the ground.

    I hear resounding applause for my dis'. Just cause for you pause your shit. :)

  • @DooderMcAltair sorry faggot but i aint seen no applause for yo shit? but you can see comments 4 me scroll the page a lil bit its a cause for concern u lil dick lickin prick u make my middle finga flip the shit u spit it makes me sick u fuckin dick comedy sposed 2 make us laugh obviously u havent bin able 2 pass the task in hand id rather get cannibals to detach my gland than have to stand n read the stuff u say jesus christ you should be banned c i get blasphemic cuz u a wack weak bitch
  • @DooderMcAltair

    plus those thumbs up u got were from yo momma cuz u told her

    she was like "ok my little doodoodums your mommys little soldier"

    then i boned her just after i phoned her 1st i de-robed her

    bent her over cracked her hip n shoulder then cum all over ya sofa

    u didnt know sorry didnt she mention i was comin over hey?! u must be demented like more retarded than homer jay

  • @Northeastspittaz

    Before I reply I need to get an interpreter.

    What makes you figure I speak Fake Ass Nigga?

    Your ass is fat like Jupiter.

    You wanna get lean and mean like me?

    Cook some greens on your fat-reducing grilling machine.

    They call me the "Bump Off".

    When I arrive the fake macs get jumped and dunked on and your girl gets spunked on.

    Your spelling is horrible, your grammar is deplorable, and your efforts to best me are adorable.

    I'll be kind if you just quit while you're behind. :)

  • @DooderMcAltair

    let me remind u its a battle bitch not a spelling test

    i never rest so im number 1 here u eleventh best.

    use my grilling machine i'l serve u on the barbecue

    chared n skewed, chewed swallowed n pooed or just barfin you

    the shit u write makes me actually sick, so natural instinct thinks that youre actualy shit you musta pratcticaly quit from that crap that u spit

    matter o fact is that doodermack is a national bitch

  • @DooderMcAltair

    see my frantical switch, why u called "bump off"?

    what u need to do is lose the "p" your idea of fun dog!

    fuckin punk i destroy in a second without even deployin my weapon

    is it legal to battle on youtube with a boy who is seven?

    you scared to go to sleep you in ya room with a nightlight

    feel the boom from my mic its a like right on fight night

    fuck grammar but im puttin up big wurdz this prick nerd is enormously served hes a big turd so get burned

  • @Northeastspittaz

    I've given you lessons in hip-hop. It's time for geography.

    When will the northeast produce an apology for their sole contribution to its fellow states: a shitty rapper who apparently loves getting raped?

    I'm too big to fit in your barbecue pit. You want to eat me? Eat my dick.

    That feast is the least I could do after I broke the leash and showed you why I'm called the Beast.

    I'd tell you again to cease and desist but you can't resist twistin' your wrist at my dick, bitch:)

  • @DooderMcAltair so you too big 2 be in my barbecue pit u beaten bitch, my 1st battle with a REAL queer who said.."eat my dick"! eatin that meat thats sick, u are a homosexual you like a shadow of a hobbit Frodo's standin next to you. re-invent ya style i'll infiltrate ya ozone, layer, expensive times decapitate this so-so playa. i play tricks on ya mind you say shit when u ryhme cum drips on ya spine you gettin mo n mo gayer!? here's emcee poo poo outhere, its doodermutha-fuckin Altair
  • @Northeastspittaz I can't help but notice the WEAK RHYMEZ emanating from this direction. You are SO outclassed.

  • @TheCheezWizz

    sorry rap guru, u stickin up fo yo lil homie huh?! bless

  • @Northeastspittaz

    How have I not been arrested for destroying this little runt who learned how to flow from watchin his mom's bleeding cunt?

    You want to break into the rap game? Here's a tip: your raps are fucking lame and sound like shit so please quit, go to school, and learn a trade while you're not too old. I'll stick around and get made for dropping hip hop gold.

    As you sit back alone holding back your tears I'll feel bad and buy you a headstone that reads "Here lies Northeast's career"

  • @DooderMcAltair

    the only time a pussy bleeds is when dooder writes to cheez,

    cheezwizz obliges becuz he loves to please.

    couple mutha fuckas pass each other a disease

    with another at ease,catchin herpes n fleas

    you 2 pricks aint worthy of me you dont deserve to breathe

    get the fuck off this page u both should learn n leave

    now im off to bed cuz i got to go to work

    you two gay boys just love to go an jerk

  • @Northeastspittaz

    Only now will you learn the danger of writing out your fantasies of gay sex between total strangers.

    Go ahead and lay down in your bed. It seems you've been waiting all day to have wet dreams to the gay shit running through your head.

    If you recall a while back when I attacked some sucker who rapped like a Nebraskan farmer and after I wrecked him you swooped in, his knight in shining armor. Tag it and bag it. If me and Cheez are gay, you and lyrsisttillthedeath1 are faggots.

  • @DooderMcAltair

    reason i swooped in wernt to save lyrisist,

    it was cuz i hated your bars it was straight shit n piss

    how many times have u heard rap from a nebraskan farmer?!

    i'll freeze your rap career put it on ice like alaskan karma.

    my rap act causes massive backlash like i smacked obama,

    why do u battle rap u like a kids tv show cuz u lackin drama.

    you are so lame in this game its a shame for dooderMcAltair,

    u got murdered ages ago but u came back, loser without fear.

  • @Northeastspittaz

    You got up in so early in the AM to battle so one can plainly see that your pretty rattled by the likes of me.

    I guess you wrote that last shit covered in sweat and scared. Forget wet dreams, it seems I give you wet nightmares.

    You say I'm the casualty in this battle you've instigated. Well, if I'm a corpse you must be disintegrated.

    You're like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense because you don't even know that you've been dead since the start of the show.

  • @DooderMcAltair @DooderMcAltair

    my sixth sense is knowing that u a wack loser

    dooder thinks he a rap trooper get squashed like a satsuma

    u must be damn Stupid! thats wida capital S

    hope this shit not your battling best u babbiling mess.

    yes i beat u in the morning whilst i was scrambiling eggs

    shit i hadnt even been to bed u should try re-vamping ya set

    stamp on ya head if i disintegrate i come back from the dead

    so fuck you you buck tooth mutha fuckin cunt jew

  • @Northeastspittaz

    Funny how you say you've accomplished the feat of having me beat when you can barely beat your own meat.

    You rap like a fucking Daffy Duck cartoon, so I guess that makes me Bugs saying "What a maroon!". You're ego is blowing up like a balloon, thinking you're hot spit. You aren't even fit to be spit but you make a great spittoon.

    Whoa shit!

    This has been long but I just knocked your ass to the moon. You won't be at my level any time soon, so practice with Neil Armstrong :)

  • @DooderMcAltair

    this just must be a miss match easy dissin this piss patch, hey biggie im only needin rematches cuz this gay sissy dont leave scratches

    so quickly my speeds fast as volcanoes spurt n breathe ashes

    delete faggots defeat rappers this freak Altair is weak wackness

    heard and murdered dooder i smash ya tragic spastic plastic antics

    fantasticaly handicapped whack bitch man iv already wiped you off the altas

    spit in english or spanish why dont you vanish while i show yo momma tantric

  • @DooderMcAltair sex.. leave this mutha fucka vexed, another sucka left 4 dead im a killa born n bred, i send em wild, when u freestyle niggas yawn instead ya boring set got me clawing at ya neck, yo i aint dracula you aint spectacular my fortitude's testacular my bites like tarantulas.. you should stop spittin like scott pippen stopped winnin you cause boredom like mike jordan space jammed, im a looney toon porky pig thats why this fake hates ham
  • @Northeastspittaz

    Why do you still think you can out-rap me the way you out-crap me using your fingers and watching your work linger on this comment page for everyone to gauge the corniness of what you have to say?

    You're rhymes are poor and uncreative for someone who's apparently a north east native, from where rap was born until you opened your mouth and rap was ruined, torn to pieces from your hip-hop feces. It's for this crime that you're being slayed, filleted, spayed, eternally unpaid.

  • @DooderMcAltair i dont think i can out rap you dawg, i know i can, why dont you stick to what u know and go blow a man, damn, your style i re-arrange and restrain it, dooder had a 2nd verse for once but i ate it, your heinous. yeah i got hip hop faeces, cuz my skill is the shit, my venomous lips spit stuff only criminals get leave this minature dead, i take the pressure like prime ministers legs, but i dont feel pressured by you... u lack a sinister set its soft like cinnamon bread
  • @Northeastspittaz

    I don't need another verse. After the first you're done. You need several shots to graze me, I slay with one.

    Single shot in the face and then you're not placed first, third, or last, but in the ground sleeping sound post blast.

    You rap about seeing women and going on the attack. See what happens when you bark at someone who bites back?

    You're a cum-sucking vampire, hungry for jism, and I guess you're into masochism.

    I'm the ball, you're the pins. I strike, you fall, I win :)

  • @DooderMcAltair i musta got you shakin n quakin cos u research my bars mutha fucka you mistaken cos to me ya wurdz is blah u a freak geek weak speakn creep in the nite, shud delete what you write im not believin ya hype even despite, ya best attempt to battle rap u provided ample crap should only be read from a grandpas lap shit grandma's back, with your bed time story to tuck you in, wat the fuck dyou think?! u suck so how d'fuck u win?! shooter for dooder, better duck that thing
  • @Northeastspittaz

    What you're seeing is a real dis' but as a cyst on hip hop you know jack about this so just keep stroking your wrist at my poetic, prophetic words of philosophy and relax while I give you another lyrical lobotomy.

    I criticize your merits while you spit out general disses. Everyone's heard all this shit before and no one misses your raps when mine dominate the page. You're lucky we'll never meet on stage. Why I'm cracking down? It's what I do to monkeys who step out their cage

  • @Northeastspittaz

    You noticed my research? I'm actually writing a report to which you have no hope to retort. It's titled "North East Faggotry: Or Why You Can't Write A Coherent Word". You defecated my grandma's back? That's fucking absurd. This isn't a fight or murder but a mercy killing, albeit somewhat thrilling. Your words are ever so gingery but mine a red hot. This is adding insult to injury. I don't mind not battling anymore. You can't impress the best laying on your back on the floor

  • @DooderMcAltair your lyrics lack comedy plus its clear its stacked horribly

    you shudda spat properly your raps bother me

    but not cos i take offence, no dooder on the contrary

    i was educated in skools of squalor n poverty

    and my vocabulary still remains the hotter property

    u probably sent ya ex harvard crew out to offer me-

    sum cash so i wud wave da white flag fuck that

    die mac im darker than the nights black man you write wack

    but despite that, im killin u wit this set like lyrisistilthedeath

  • @DooderMcAltair

    you sweatin buckets sittin thinkin fuck it i'll quit it

    u suck at this shit bitch wishd you just fuckin admit it,

    think big words gonna save you when iv already slayed you,

    like i cradle to the graved you im a devilish angel.

    why would you wanna do a report on fags in the hood?!

    the northeast dont got any queers so just stay where u put.

    this rap prophet u cant stop it you catch it you goin drop it

    just get back in your closet u grovelling hobbit

  • @DooderMcAltair

    supercalerfragilisticexpe-aled­ocious,

    dooder-rapper-fragile-pisspric­k-actually is atrocious.

    let me advance on your arrogance,

    you bottom of the mountain so here comes an avalance

    u a vagrant tramp,

    ya vocab fails to impress I aint even debatin whose best

    why are u makin this mess?dooder dont hate and deteste,

    start deflatin ya head u scraping the dregs,

    u catchin scabies instead. you spit literal shit, u got an iranians breath

  • @Northeastspittaz

    Your lyrics are dope! From where'd you take'em? I already know: My First Rap, copied verbatim. All your responses are generalized, rehashed, rehearsed. On the mic I've got you downsized, then I'm paid cash, and your proven the worst.

    I know what I need to do. I want you to see why you're whack so here's my impersonation of you:

    shit, u tha best n im tha werst

    dooders got tha vest n i got tha herse

    u a gift n im a curse

    dooders got tha fat wallet n i got that gucci purse

  • @Northeastspittaz

    Oh shit! I even out-spit you as you, the north east shit. After this you're gonna wish you'd have quit.

    You rap to Big Pun beats and say you "reign blows", and after knocking you out the box it really shows how indeed your the king of sucking dick and swallowing seed. Is this an effort to please or are you trying to suck the talent out of me?

    Biggie would be enraged if he saw the horrible shit you rap on this comment page. You're a rap plebeian; I'm a hip-hop sage.

  • @DooderMcAltair

    plus i swear u cant compete wit this

    fuck eatin cake bitch this a piece of piss

    eat my shit u defeated tit delete this script

    i slice fakes, u on ice skates, make this geek slip

    this weak prick speaks shit plus he seeks dick

    my deep shit got you on a steep trip.. so sleep sheep, im counting on you piss a fountain on you as i leak pee, i burst yo bladder u desperate to be me defeat me me.. it aint option to stop me if u do then try concussion,

    il kill u on this percussion

  • yo im ready to die, so much so its like i think was i ever alive?

    survived bein embedded wit knives

    incredible lines still wont get me signed

    only the streets i find wonderin why the fuck do i try

    every night,

    shit to be honest i wanna pray to the sky

    dont wanna die so as i lay i stay from the light

    straight to the mic, and spit it straight to the point my shit so sick

    so u haterz start slating the joint

  • @Northeastspittaz hot right there

  • when i pull the trigger, slugs fly out with a whisper, the problem fixer, silenced, so im even slicker, im a young cat addicted to blunts and liquor, hitting the pookie so my mind gets a bit more sicker. And im tired of cops, put one to the chest so the body drops. then im bouncing, racing through the citys stops, cuz the nights gunna be hot

  • @Germ5er Damnnn dude. That shit was Tuff!

  • @Germ5er dats biggie shit right thur

  • good bye to my mom,good bye cruel world,

    ready to die, fuck this world

    everyday, seems to be the same shit,

    i get high everyday,but I could go for a stronger fix

    let me pause for a minute to get my thoughts straight,

    you have time to eat a twix

    grab for a blunt stick, roll it up im sayin half ton man thick,

    then get higher than witches flyin on broom sticks

    me im just too sick there aint no cure for my sickness

    lyrics, gifted, mind insane n wicked,name spreadin around faster than syphillis

  • Ayoo this piece of shit life aint nothin let me die, sum think ishould'nt say this but i only knoe why, my souls down on the floor ready into gods hands, stressn off sum mess killn all my life plans, let me go to sleep nd never wake up again, cant start liven it good bacause it all ready end, muthafuck a friend,have no money to lend, up at skool ceeing suckas dat only love to pretend, ineed a grave dug out with my tombstone ready, throw my rymes first cause it seems there pretty heavy,
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  • Ready to die, rusty iron sight off steady in my eye,

    Lying light, dormant in the mind,

    Could be the wiskey or the number of lines, that I aligned n snorted,

    Politics fucked me over, but im sorted,

    Ammo strips across the shoulder, prepared to unload a,

    Stream of lead directly thru some fuckin heads,

    Used to crave material things but its now fuck the bread,

    Into serial killing, buckin lead, spilling,

    Into murderin more than police "servin", chilling,

    Protectin what? squeeze triggers for the feelin

  • yeah.everyday i went to skool i delt with dumb fools..that said my face was ugly..everybody shoved me.on valitines day no body loved me..i was all alone dreams of the barell pointed at ma dome dreams of getting hit with a peace of stone. just a scawny ass kid that couldnt hold his own.stady wishing that i could get blowin with a shotiiee in the center of my body. if i wanted that i could ask illumanati comonly called retarted now turned colld harded

  • for everyone who lame rhymes as comments check this out g

    i'm ready to die and cant nobody tell me nothin cuz for one all ways into somethin

    why tha fuck am i still breathin i really dont i got a little girl so im really tyin to grt this drugs sold wat you niggaz k ow about tha hard hard knock life i had enough so wats tha point about tryin to start a fight.....and thats all i got

  • @millsfrancois and u tryna say were wackk haha i sure as hell know im not

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  • truth n fact of the matter is im ready to die

    like pac said why live if im just livin to die

    just give me the electric chair sit n strap me down

    hit the switch and watch the sparks fly

    now im dead, close your eyes,

    you aint ready to see the 2nd son of christ die

    lyrcially ill be preserved because of my notes n rymes

    no money, but i still got plenty of time to make that money

    focused, my vocab is magic, hokus, pocus

    evicted from reality with out a 2-weeks notice

  • @lyrsisttillthedeath1

    yo nice rap u got really good rhymes

  • @lyrsisttillthedeath1

    fool! how many times can you rhyme die with die? money with money?

    sittin' at home eating honey comb cereal and posting horrible material

    you're gonna need a stitch when my finger starts to itch on the switch

    poppin' zits like a little bitch who shits in fear at the sight of me

    while ya' momma's ridin' me and I let her on top. 9 months pass

    and babies drop. my dick grinds her like a saw when I pop the pussois

    in my car as we drive far away together. I hope you get better

  • @DooderMcAltair that was whacker then his rap.

  • @ACDC2332 Is it Opposite Day already?

  • Hell yeah,thanks for this beat man!

  • yeah.dnt mess wit me because im deadly but if u come at me im ready. people fear me most beacuse im heavy even tho im smal i got the balls to smack all of yall. dnt give dam if u ten feet tall cz i got that juice.before the war begins they call it truths.sharp lke bruce lee i cut so ruthlesly i got a flow for miles longer than an oj trial cz thats ma style im spitng offf this joint i get right to the point

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  • beastly dowg

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  • soz auto correct ballins is balls

    and

    as bis as*

  • spittin lines

    dropin lyrical bombs

    stopin the time

    watch this shit rewind

    before i close my eyes

    and go perminately bilnd

    i wana go lyricaly and phsyical beyond,

    all these whack niggas, crack dealers and flat chested bitches, what kinda test is this, if u cud just dismiss this misfit, cuz all this mischief is worth the cost, of a shitty ass bitch suckin on ma cock, lickin on my ballins i hope shes ready to cop, a fat ass load as big ass the rap god

  • GET LYRICAL, stringin' together thoughts like a poet I'm a mothafuckin' miracle, illustrate every emotion between two oceans with words that leave lesser emcees frozen like a hobo in hoboken who try to get warm by way of hadokens, mad energy drippin' from my tokens that I use when I play whack dudes while I'm tokin', taken what was once broken and help it stop chokin', the doctor all day every day and I don't need a referral from dre, prescription for the pain is above my shirt inside the brain