Firmly Grasp it! (ORIGINAL CLIP)

[DillonStanfordTV]

Firmly Graspit, firmly graspit, FURMLYGRTHPIT!

[DillonStanfordTV]

I was 5 when this episode came out and DIED when I saw it. 

[Mrtjgaff]

Ummm thats what she said.....,

[marcopivet]

this show died when derek drymon left.. bring him back, goddamit!!!

[Anthrogynous]

Oh, I get it, like a penis.

[pier456]

First thing i did when i clicked this video was closing my eyes lol.

[cutiegurl271]

Patrick: Firmly grasp it in your hand.

Squidward: (mad face) ~scilence~

Patrick: Firmly grasp it!

Squidward: (mad face) ~scilence~

Patrick: (mad) FIRMLY GRASP IT!!! (sticks into hand)

Squidward: (eyes pop out) Ahhhhhhhhh

[EmJay401AllDay]

FIRM LEE GRASS SPIT!

[HollyR178]

The very first time that I saw this episode I thought he said "firmly graspit" I thought he made up a new word

[j4zzm1n1q2w]

omg i swear the top.2 comments wow lol

[666ManDeath]

Listen to this without looking.

ME GUSTA

[iVocaloidFTW]

FIRM LEE'S GRASS PIT!!

[steve586586]

when was this episode made

[theunimaginablee]

That outta do it. c:

[baybaybay225]

"firmly grasp it in your hand" *drop* "firmly grasp it" *drop* "Firmly GRASP IT!"

[2345Pikachu]

@baybaybay225 *muffled scream*

[owenshark24]

this sounds really wronge if you just listen to it and close your eyes.

[Rockstopstudios97]

so patrick does give you some lessons in life... poor squidy

[Poseidon1213]

I'm that kid at school, who always quotes Spongebob...

[nuclearpoypoy]

this is how my mom treates me

[MasonSchmith]

FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND Lollllllllllllllll

[legokid371]

fury grass pit

[legokid371]

close your eyes and listen to what really happens in the deep blue sea

[Taj2coolIsBack]

I loved the Patrick's stupidity back then, now he's becoming more smarter than before.

[Jayyedx]

FERN LEE GRASS PIT!

[Freezykow]

@Jayyedx lmaooooo

[MattMan276hemi]

Patrick gets shit done

[zeldamaster52]

i forgot how violent this show could be

[ultimatesithlord1]

oh crap at 0:20!!!!! shouldnt squidward be dead

[emf56]

@ultimatesithlord1 What are you stupid? A real person in real life wouldn't even die. There are no vital organs/arteries/veins/ in your hand.

[imawesome2455]

3 people didn't firmly grasp it

[blackanimelover18]

I showed this video to my girlfriend

She didn't didn't get what she was doing wrong -.-

[zerocoolojoia]

@blackanimelover18 well, if she understands it the next time, you'll be walking around without something. ;'P

[liglugtheslug]

What episode is this?



[WingsToAnime]

thats what she said

[Samaru163]

yeah i think that did it Patrick, you have broken an already broken creature.

[pinoyMsuv11]

Dislikers didnt firmly grasp it XD

[PELONCAST]

HE DIDNT FIRMY GRASP IT

[Alex35J]

LMAOOO

[ToxicTurquoise454]

Grow up, people...

[Alex35J]

@ToxicTurquoise454 NNNNNNNO

[TheIlliterateDork]

@ToxicTurquoise454

>on the internet

>telling people to grow up

You must be new here :D

[001snipe]

The funniest line on spongebob bar None. Lol makes me laugh every time. Lol

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

That's what he said

[TheCewia]

"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!" That was HILARIOUS!

[trevorninja100]

firmly grasp i in your hand...that's what she said

[Gaminator59]

Firmly Grasp It

[sizhan]

This is more painful to watch than UFC

[AgonizingAubergine]

Heh. Thats what he said.

[xXSkyeEXEXx]

Furry Grass pit :U

[SouLiberator]

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I took a net to the hand.

[JonesSoda15]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Liverpoolfan497]

Thats what she said

[Braaainns]

FURM LEE GRASS PIT.

[Nightcrawler8c]

d_d

[Nightcrawler8c]

d_d

[orcacam07]

Quickly scope it with sleight of hand.

*Miss*

Hmph. Quickly scope it.

*Miss*

QUICKLY SCOPE IT!

*Kicked from Xbox Live party*

[Brickertown]

FIRMLY GRASS SPIT

[Rayloverkitty]

Squidward did not like this video.

[xtrawierdvideos]

this is awesome!!!

[TheRoCoco13]

So many Sparta Remixes! Lol

[josh18230]

This sort of reminds me of your mom.

[mrhp9]

My girlfriend can learn a few things from this.

[TheIlliterateDork]

@mrhp9 As long as it doesn't involve shoving your dick THROUGH her hand...

[fanges147]

@mrhp9 I shudder to think when she impales it with a net.

[horsesruleification]

What's the link to this video I need it and I'm on an iPad so I cant see it :/

[ShadowMarioBoy]

I used to think he said Firmly Grasspit. I was like WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[kylebossify]

Don't watch with your eyes closed.

[Chavezstinks]

@kylebossify If your eyes are closed, you wouldn't be able to watch it anyway.

[kylebossify]

@Chavezstinks *Revision* Don't close your eyes and listen to the auditory output from your speakers while the video is playing.. lest you be disturbed by the vaguely sexual termonology(how's that?)

[Chavezstinks]

@kylebossify So much better :D

[125sonicboom]

When I was little I thought he was saying "Firmly Grass Pret." I could never figure out what he meant :P

[AdventureCake]

I like the part when patrick said Firmly grasp it :DD

[nachocheese154]

Oh no she didn't!

[shadyboy969]

i told my gf that last night

[synerated]

furry grass pit!

[doodlecat23]

Me and my friend have been saying this all day..

[XxZero2RxX]

imagine hearing a guy say this in the middle of the night from the very back of a charter bus :3

[megaburritozero]

patrick is not gay....hes awesome XD

[JustThatAwesome18]

@megaburritozero It's possible to be both.

[megaburritozero]

@JustThatAwesome18 ..... not likely but u have ur opinions and i have mine so no one is right or wrong...

[SpongebobRulez2012]

XD XD XD Omg this is my fave part in the episode he breaks his hand!!!!

[salvadorj121]

It is a brave dude who says this to their girlfriend

[luanisfrikkenamazing]

Listen to this with your eyes closed..

[jp123230]

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!

[spongebobiscool2004]

it would make a good sparta remix

[BrockisAwesome24]

O_O

[IMsuperDUPERable]

i never understood what he said when i was little...

[Drumtariano]

Worst. Handjob. Ever.

[Freelancer1001]

I love how Patrick seemed so proud of himself at the end.

[ShakuRrhymes]

the first and best episode ever made!

[TheMrClamberto]

Press 8 for INSTANT REPLAY lol.

[TheEagerMcBeaver]

Who needs to explain things verbally?! Patrick takes care of business like a REAL man!

[rockergirll13]

That's what he said

[TheAwesomestManEver]

When I was small I thought he said Firm Lee grass pit

[radec918]

When I was younger and saw this video, I had no idea what Patrick was saying when He said firmly grasp it

[zombieslayer9775]

how do you give a handjob?

(put sun glasses on)........ FIRMLY GRASP IT

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEE­EEEEEEEAA

[OGCUPCAKES]

1: Close eyes

2: Play video

3: ???

4: Profit!!!

[ITSBEEN1OFTHOSEDAYS]

FIRMLY GRASP IT DAMN YOU!! lol

[manice08]

SO THAT'S HOW YOU GET A PICK IN YOUR HAND IN MINECRFT!

[MisterBankz]

Firmlygraspit.

[planetary109]

For anyone planning to say this, there already have been thousands of people saying "That's what she said" or "that's what your mom said" so please, prevent spamming, and don't type something thousands of other people have said. It's just sad and lame.

[Mrsonicdude100]

that's what i told your mom to do. :D

[Allsoproductions]

My buddy mentioned how spongebob has some "Adult Humour" in the show but it's foreshadowed by kiddy Humour. Like there was an episode where these cops arrested a fish and they pulled a packet out of his pocket And it was Gummy Fish xD (was supposed to be like drugs).

[Allsoproductions]

Ahhh the classic spongebob episodes :) hillarious as usual ^_^

[killer92173]

"FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!" lmao XD

[EP1KWAFFL3]

Listen to this with your eyes closed :P

[hushpuppyhyz123]

@EP1KWAFFL3 LOL woahhhh it really does work!

[tahmahnsonic]

Thats wat she saidd

[BigDream64]

That still gets me!!!

[postmortem777]

Oh my God this is SO Hilarious! Lmao

[crazylady692]

Finally a good quality clip! thank you!! ^___^

[CountMihajlo]

@EddieWyatt1 Thank you. SpongeBob and Patrick used to have actual dialogue, exchanging pseudointelligent, often witty remarks that distinguished the show from the rest of the shitbrained Nickelodeon cesspool. In these new episodes they can't go five minutes without bursting into LOUD and eye-poppingly LONG tantrums, most of which consist of teary blubbering and shrieking. Pandering to the downspiraling collective IQ of the nation's sheeple, I couldn't be less surprised or more disillusioned.

[Nodog438]

Lol I just saw this scene on tv

[younggrizzy123]

I meen grasp

[younggrizzy123]

Firmly gasp da shit!!

[Homerboy44]

in my child hood at first i thought he said "firmly grass spit!"

heh... wierd... and no, i know that he actualy says "firmly grasp it!"

[86RockandJock]

I say this every time I need somebody to hold something for me.

[Keerow27]

This method requires a strong grip, so you're gonna need to firmly grasp the net... no no, not like that.

*grabs is and rams it through your hand*

Much better!

[BedTimeProductions11]

this video taught me how to masterbate

[CSRDiaz0]

wow!

[12CAFootball12]

0:16 - 0:23 thats what she said

[TheSaltyHammer]

@12CAFootball12 He could have said it.

[TheCabinRacoon]

@12CAFootball12 wait a second...what would you gr...AW HELL NAH

[chicago92100]

@12CAFootball12 damnit I was just about post that

[KoolThing14]

@EddieWyatt1 RIght on bro.

[thevideoyears]

If you just listen to this without watching the video, it sounds quite weird...

[Keerow27]

@thevideoyears .... that may be the smartest and most awkward thing I've read all week...

+2 to you...

[Pixel777Productions]

Fur Leave Grass Pit! >:(

[TheSaltyHammer]

The episode is called "Jellyfishing" by the way.

[kagenamu89]

Thats what I said. (:

[samtheshow2]

That's what she said? LOL

[DustinBlaha]

I want to see Patrick try to get a handy.

[uberPWNer1000]

that's what she said....

[Fifdog1998]

@uberPWNer1000 So she has a dick?

[Pimpslapdude]

@Fifdog1998 XD i guess we are all ignoreing the kids watching this

[Fifdog1998]

@Pimpslapdude Yea pretty much

[sexyHGsquad]

FIIIIRMLY GRAAAAAAAAAAASP IEEEEEEEET !!!!!!

[sporecreatorperson]

furmy grass pit

[SupremeXxXSupremacy]

i miss the old spongebob when shit didnt make sense now evrything does

[MonkeySocky]

omg.. the "new" spongebob (2006-present) can NEVER compare to this, FIRMLY GRASP IT!

[SpXxAr]

patrick:FIRMLY GRASP IT

squidward:OW ow ow way to firm

[SuperAnarchyMan]

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Thats how Patrick gets it done.

[TheSaltyHammer]

@SuperAnarchyMan That's what she said?

[BKROckstar153]

fiiirmly grasp it... FIRMLY GRASP IT!!! patrick doesnt play around..... lol

[dethklok6511]

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!!!!!!!