Cooking hot dogs and peaches

[ayoama]

Back then his apartment still looked reasonably disgusting instead of crazy disgusting...

[jadiejade92]

"So the flashlight began burning..." Um, why was there a flashlight on your stove? And why did he think it was a good idea to mix hotdogs and peaches? Who told him "sausages" and "peach juice" (whatever the hell that is) was a tasty combination? And I love how he just threw the empty cup of peach hotdog smoothie on the floor along with all the other trash

[g0t3nks]

This is hilarious

[DraculaCronqvist]

He is either a very crazy and dangerous person or the greatest troll that ever walked the face of the Earth.

[SuperSmeggs]

4:49

"Don't put too much water because for some reason it makes weird things happen"

What.

[Zephyr305]

Dude clean your house!

[cbr0oks]

THE CONCLUSION IS INCREDIBLE.

[JETKushingTON]

DUDE UR A FUCKING DISGUSTING NASTY MOTHERFUckER its hotdogs. and u cant cook one. ur a retard mexican who lives in a nasty ass apartmant.; u act like that place isnt urs and shit this video makes me sick to my stomach

[LadyZombieee]

@JETKushingTON you are apparently to stupid to understand a joke.

[mike2k28]

@LadyZombieee i doubt this is a joke the guy seems to be a schizophrenic

[patriotfather]

@mike2k28 I agree completely. I am convinced that he's schizophrenic- I have a lot of experience with them.

[iluvstinkypusccc]

not funny complete fail.

[Lesser0n3]

i have this candle, can also be used for sausages LOL

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

LMFAO when he rubbed the hot dog on the soap bar. That was priceless.

[Walter429]

6:10 FIRE!!!!

[Hoerwick]

incredible amounts of win, for just a single video!!!!

[cheeselover223]

This is horrifying and sad yet i can't help but watch!

[TheAccountableOne]

I want to clean his house..

[headbandClan]

I hate how he call's them sausages -_-

[gibshredcamel]

step 1:build fire/light fire

step 2:put hot dog on sick

step 3:roast hot dog on fire (see step 1 & 2)

step 4:Enjoy hotdog

[kevinyankee2]

The chemicals of the receipt being adhered onto the bare-handed, light-candle cooked hot-dog...

[CapitalistOverlord]

Hahahahahaha

[DJbirfday]

this is so bizarre

[Jinkzilla]

Is this... is this really real...? I want to believe it's a setup but... so much garbage....

[RealTalkification]

@Jinkzilla

Who trashes there place that bad to gimmick this shit? Its real

[eunsonator]

If I could have a birthday present it would be to compete in a cooking competition judged by masao

[bbbbbb222222]

It is beautiful.

[tra789]

does anyone have the video where he cuts his own hair?

[psykaholic]

"its just dirt"



[BeeHiveHiker]

Gross to see a toilet in a food video!!

I can't imagine anyone would want to eat anything prepared here in such an unsanitary environment.

[kelrobot72]

Why does he seem out of breath?

[LuisPenseQue]

I lost it when he used soap to clean the sausage.

[Maccarone628]

Jesus christ.. clean up

[MsImmortal05]

Clean your fucking HOUSE!



[sentientecho]

i wonder if all the shit on his floor is stuff he accidentally caught on fire

[meltmyfaceoff]

"smells a little bad, but thats just because there's smoke coming there"

[parkerstoybox]

the video is titled wrong they are sausages

[dedissimo]

We want 1080p!

[thebignicktizzle]

why is there a toilet in his fucking kitchen?

[ZoeyJo2020]

Pyro teaches how to cook.

[zdriven7]

Clean your fucking house

[pleflar]

I hope this guy didn't stop posting because he burned his apartment building down or made some poison and drank it on accident. Or maybe that would be for the best.

[dystopianlover]

I wonder if Masaokis is still alive...

[SecretxStyle]

Dude, what the fuck.

[FreakinAwesomeVideos]

Get a maid, fucker.

[HarryTroller]

@FreakinAwesomeVideos You are fucking stupid.

[boyrichboy]

Ok, so i now see you're using a pan.... But, the effort you would have to put into keeping the house clean, would be alot less strenuous, than what you have to go through for any basic tasks, not keeping the house clean..

[boyrichboy]

Try getting a fucking pan and boiling them? Or, a frying pan, and cook them on the stove?

[LordFoxxy666]

this guy is BAKED!!!

[Guerillaradio13]

what the fuck is going on in this video!? 

[FreestyleUnlimited2]

This man should not be lighting fires in a house that messy.

[LoSeRkId513]

How has this guy not caught his house on fire yet? I don't understand how he's still alive. It honestly completely boggles my mind.

[Adriandb1]

how are you still alive living in that place?

[Arisun28]

Wasn't sure if srs til he washed with soap. Also cool meth pad looks like my old house.

[Znorps]

On the next episode of Hoarders...

[hunkdude]

Funniest part (7:30-8:10 ... retching) "ok, don't mix sausages with peaches..."

[theFFVIguy]

Cooking with Mr. Plinkett.

[9crazyrandomness6]

Sad thing is, most of the houses in my neighborhood look just like this.

[Zukken]

i thought i was the only one who cooked hotdogs with butane lighters. glad to see i'm not the only one. oh btw i have stomach cancer now

[YVT2007]

THEYRE FUCKING HOT DOGS. NOT FUCKING SAUSAGES.

[reidevjord]

@YVT2007 Hot dogs ARE a type of sausage.

[OMGJESUSWTFMAN]

What the fuck am I watching

[bigdacwithfries]

This guy should be on Chopped.

[Poe202]

It is so sad that this reminds me of a person I know. He only eats fruit from the can, and moose tracks ice cream.

[DrCyclopsKSC]

4:34 - Why is there toilet paper in the kitchen?

[biancababcock]

First of all: Oh my gosh! I just threw up a little bit. Second of all: HOW is that fridge so clean? I mean...everything else is covered in filth, yet I am to believe that SOMEHOW the fridge gets cleaned on the inside? CONTINUITY ERROR!!!

[maeuschen22]

omg i can not believe the stupidity of this guy!! seriously is he retarded? and the state of his apartment is disgusting!!

[screeem]

wow, washes hotdog with water and soap.

[Meanie010]

Fuck cleaning it, burn the house down!

[OneAndOnlyShinigami]

This guy is a genius.

[whitepowercord]

At least his fridge is clean.

[SPxQR]

And suddenly I don't even...

[TheFutureFirefighter]

You have got to be kidding me.

[Redbullwiemel]

Seriously, clean your b4 cooking anywhere!

[CagezeroGear]

Cooking in Silent Hill.

[MartinStarFlash]

hey clean your kitchen

[zingyzanger]

"don't put too much water because for some reason it makes weird things happen"

[zingyzanger]

oh god what is this, i dont even

[vbdevil]

clean yo kitchen foo!

[Sadsic]

hot dog = penis

peach = vagina

this = sex

[jiroubu]

1. Place hotdog in peach cocktail

2. Blend

3. ???

4. Fire

[KingoffKentucky]

3:57

Aw Shit Nigger, what are you doing?

[imJoshe]

OH SHIT WHAT IS HE DOING

[ajax420336]

All the insanity in this video and the thing that bothers me the most is that he is calling hot dogs "sausages."

[andrewlenahan]

It's like a real-life Swedish Chef from the Muppets!

[mcgoo721]

Don't worry about that black stuff. It's just dirt or something.

Nice.

[Gamer3095]

Ew. Who thinks he needs a counselor? i mean, just look at the mess. he uses his bathroom as a sink, stove as a counter. honestly! that house needs a serious Health Inspection. mice are probly there, and cockroaches too. damn. he needs a counselor....

[Meaneviljoe]

He had me believing right up until he threw up that he was nothing but a stupid fucking idiot, but it sounded waaaaaay too phoney!..I then re-watched the video and found several other clues telling me that he is nothing but a fraud. I'll give him credit though, he is a fucking creative genius for creating a video so very funny and also by having so many people believe that he is real!

[Ofenbewis]

@Meaneviljoe Mind explaining what those "clues" are, exactly?  Or is it just because he threw up that you think he's fake?

[LostLoveProductions]

i like how hes makeing wretching sounds and you can see the vomit-like peach juice/raw hotdog chunks in the toilet so it seems like...well, you know

[Whitefire240]

Good god his trash pile

[bartov]

I didn't know Hoarders had a cooking segment.

[barcodestudios]

Why does he sound like he's out of breath?

[11bsims]

@barcodestudios he just finished making more garbage to furnish his house

[MurraySkull]

Holy shit.

[inept0]

Move over Thomas Keller.

[bluemanor]

Well that was a waste of time. And damn dude, clean your house.

[Nardril]

"The black thing you see doesn't matter"

Yeah doesn't matter, just will get you some cancer

[MisterMysterious]

HOMEBOY NEEDS TO CLEAN HIS FUCKIN HOUSE

[GUNDERex2]

my god a kitchen next to a toilet

[ryuchou666]

Did this guy just washed a sausage wiith freaking soap? xD

[TheLostGuitarist]

"ok guys, don't mix sausages with peaches"

the most valuable life lesson one could ever learn

[TheAngryOtaku]

My fucking god. Clean your kitchen man!

I think I need to go take a shower. I give you props though for being able to cook in that 'kitchen'

[thatguywiththeegg]

What the fuck am I reading

[kennymilk]

Wait, why did he say that he was gonna go back to his house at the end? Whose house is this?

[tumblin73]

This guy sounds like Father Guido Sarducci.

[bLaZiNgAnGsTa420]

if the house wasn't covered in filth and garbage i'd swear this was a joke

[TheLostGuitarist]

my favorite is still how to cook steak on the toilet

[TheLostGuitarist]

I've watched some of these multiple times and I always end up laughing until I cry

[pzeud0nym]

wait, so whose house is this?

[99MasterBatter]

moral of the story... don't mix peaches with hotdogs... thanks man

[minthoney]

BUT THE FRIDGE IS SO CLEAN

[mrthatesyou]

How can one man do so many bad things with a hot dog? He is a treasure.

[ilackedtheheart]

Even with the fire he still continues with his show like nothing happened. He even samples the sausage-peach smoothie. Shine on you crazy diamond Masaokis.

[reefermadne55]

i always rub my hot dogs on dirty bars of soap before i eat them

[TsavenNava]

I have not laughed this hard at anything in the last year. Dear god this is so brilliant.

[leastlikely]

i actually want to die after watching this

[Gemmaaaaaaaaa]

"...or you could just grill it."

[SpaghettiShaq]

i love this man

[hiro1001]

This has to be a fake video... Right? XD

[GoggalyGoo]

there is shit all over your house man

[ConcealRise]

In this video

A sausage gets flamed and washed

Another gets soaked

Water is weird, man

Peach juice with sausage chunks in

And there was fire.

[pipsicles]

@ConcealRise a little fire.

[ShabbelleTiger]

This guy is some kind of a genius.

[yotan46]

it's a little tough to boil water...

[GT4604]

he breathes so much between words

[aHughes94]

This guy's trolling right? Nobody lives like that. Do they?

[TheRealmsOfGold]

Holy shit. This guy is going to burn his house down.

[B3ani3B0y]

at first when he went to get water there was the toilet and i was like helll noo

[senel]

I really feel bad for him, he's clearly an alcohol and is ruining family.

[equaleyez187]

FUCKING DESINFECT YOUR HOUSE FFS !

[cokehead1969]

Its a wonder that he's still alive really.

[humby123]

I just realized he rubbed the hot dog on a bar of soap.

[Ausaria]

He should've cooked a weiner over the stove fire.

[jcsieg]

I feel bad for this guy.. lol.

[cunt3d]

wow theres liek endless shite everywhere....

[mis2asian]

Water on electricals.. genius!

[DundrHed]

Coming up, Masaokis makes meth!

[grraacce]

i'm sorry but ur house is dirty

[razattack1337]

best cooking video on the internet

[IchigoBubbleGum]

>He no longer uploads videos of any nature and has closed his account indefinitely.

This makes me sad :c His videos were fucking awesome. He needs his own TV show or something.

[zildjianuo7]

@IchigoBubbleGum He opened up another youtube account under the name of masaoHF

[IchigoBubbleGum]

@zildjianuo7 Oooohh I see. Awesome!

[KaileyShae]

Talk about a noob. "Burn it with a lighter." "Don't put to much water it can make weird things happen" Wow he prob. has died fro his mad cooking skills.. :(

[zildjianuo7]

@KaileyShae He's still alive actually. He even opened up another youtube account under the name of masaoHF

[Rereversed]

Oh god he used soap.

[CheeseDm0n]

lmao, scented sausages..YUM. Full of cancerous goodies....Like Lighter fluid, LOOOL I love this vid...

[kiddj2005]

Wonder why he closed his account. He didn't really have any internet enemies.

[alid3y]

Your place is FILTHY!  You should be ashamed.

[coyo7e]

@alid3y This isn't his place, these vids were rehosted because masaokis' account is closed.

[artisticmonkey1]

oh dear god.. his house makes me so angry at objects.

[Sinisterene]

I'm surprised he didn't wrap the sausage with toilet paper

[Stereobarf]

Now don't put too much water because for some reason it makes weird things happen. Advice for the ages.

[Mandy7D7]

This guy is fucking disgusting. God his house makes me throw up.

[ltgreatsocks]

"Okay, now there's a little fire."

Best quote over. God I love these videos.

[Jaydcl]

nice of him to tidy up

[gr8ball]

Good lord i didnt notice the first time i watched that he uses soap on the hot dog.

[tman2tuff]

FUCK YEAH WINDSOR SALT

[FallenPatriotic]

someone should make a first person shooter game where you are masao

[schumacherenator]

... just like mom used to make.

[cydwatts]

If he was going back home, who's place was he destroying?

[BonerPirate]

He has another home he usually stays at this hole on weekends.

[cydwatts]

Ah. Well, at least it's his hole.

[swolp]

Shit! I checked out one of the videos I had favorited and found out he deleted his account, what happened to him? All of his videos were classic.

[Truth0rDeath]

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE HOLY SHIT