When Shurm (14 feet) Attacks

[arkeljankushova]

lol now this is awesome !!! go snakes !!! that's a lesson for feeding them birds!!!! hahaha DUMBASS

[drepop803]

wait you're a girl? i always assumed you were a dude.

[AZZCLOWN1022]

@drepop803

Haha, no, I'm a guy. The pictures of the girls leg is my sister, the picture of the arm is mine. Shurm got both of us.

[CrazyBoa2]

How big was the burm when you got bit? I was bit in the hand by a 14ft burmese, that sucked. Didn't look as bad as the leg shot you had up there.. That just looked nasty

[AZZCLOWN1022]

He was about 13 feet, and that was one of the worst non venomous snake bits ive seen.

[drinkarrowhead]

to be honest, i think you deserved it....were u giving him attitude too??? ya five year old

[VillageIdiot8055]

was it a feeding mistake or just a grumpy day for him?

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Haha, little bit of both

[chasemitch]

my burm would never bite me!

he doesnt even hiss =]

hes like a rrealllyy big puppy

[suweileh77]

same here

[reptilewrold]

DUDE, UR SUCH A FUCKIN NERD!!

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Uhm, no, just because I know how to spell doesn't mean I am a nerd, I'm just not a dumbass

[reptilewrold]

YOURE SUCH A LOSER!!

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Omg, you spelled all of that correctly, Congrats.

[reptilewrold]

i mean a couple of days, and i have assesments this week

[reptilewrold]

ya because i did this acount a couple of mins ago didnt how the hell am i going to make a video if i created this acount 5 mins ago??

[reptilewrold]

ok, i dont care im just telling you whats better

[AZZCLOWN1022]

I know what is good for my snakes, I don't see any videos of your "snakes"

[reptilewrold]

i ment thats how they mostly attack they rarelly attack these are the stuff that makes them attack most i never said you did it

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Just stfu, you know shit about snakes, I know how to take care of them, and I don't need you telling me how not to take care of them

[reptilewrold]

i never said you ever did that all im saying is why they attack i didnt say anything about you!

[AZZCLOWN1022]

You are dumb, you just said (you ignore it and dont give him what he wants). So how the fuck is that not about me?

[reptilewrold]

burmese only atack for to reasons, number 1 not the write care givin 2 is for ignorance (you ignore it and dont give him what he wants)

[AZZCLOWN1022]

You Mother fucking cock sucking faggot, You don't know shit about snakes,

Go get a fucking life and stop trying to be smart.

[heylookimfat]

That's not even what ignorance means...

Any sometimes snakes bite, its just what happens. Look at any of prehistoric pets videos or BHB's videos. Are you saying they don't know how to take care of their pets because they bite?

[Germanaxe]

good thing that thing didnt rap around ya

[not4emo]

your snake must like the taste of your blood. haha thats awesome man. hopefully you wont get rid of it for biting you

[heylookimfat]

So it latched onto the calf then somehow made its way up to the arm? Bummer!

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Haha, no, these were two completey different attacks. The one on the arm was me, and the one on the calf was my sister

[heylookimfat]

Haha oh. Those are some wicked marks on your sister. The teeth pattern is crazy!

[reptileteen12]

y was this flagged?

[charlesparenteau]

Nasty bite .a bite like that in the face can you imagine?

[JaySkuh]

toe nail is painted red?

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Ummm... It would appear so

[heylookimfat]

Ouch. Was it a feeding response or a defense strike? My little corn nails me all the time but her attempts to hurt me are laughable lol. I don't think I'd enjoy getting hit by that burm too much though...

[dangerousoldman]

Seems like a dangerous animal to be keeping. I'd suggest trying to keep Budgies, but we all know what you do with them. Good to see your snakes have decided to try having you for breakfast. And your girlfriend has quite the mouth on her for a 15 year old. Must be poor parenting.

[AZZCLOWN1022]

That's the fun in it though. What good is a hobby if there isn't and danger? He wasnt trying to hurt us, just a BIG kiss.

Damn straight it is bad parenting. She is 15 and talking all this shit, and im 15 and own 13 snakes.

[dangerousoldman]

I won't be too surprised if I hear on the news someday that 2 teenage kids were killed by one or more of their snakes in Missouri. And then I'm gonna laugh and laugh and laugh.

[AZZCLOWN1022]

haha, exept I dont live in Missouri you dumbfuck

[dangerousoldman]

Seeing as how Petunia (your galpal) lives there, you must too. So nice try.

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Well seeing how you can lie about where you live, i dont have to live there. so nice try.

[dangerousoldman]

Whatever. I'll believe her myspace page, not what you'd like me to believe, Mike. I'm guessing she doesn't have enough brains in her head to put a fake state in her profile there.

[dangerousoldman]

Mahan, Missouri. Well, what do you know. Not too smart of her to wear a sweatshirt with the city on it.

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Dude, your a dumbass, So if i wear a shirt, that saus cleveland Ohio, that means I live there? your a fucking dipshit, we live in New Mexico.

[bballcourthoe]

haha dumbass

mahan isnt a city

its a last name

oh and home boy you can search all over missouri and never find me there

cuz thats not where i live dumbass

[briancalifornia1]

I am surprised your mom lets you own 13 snakes lol and your only 15

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Ummmm.... okay? I don't really care.

[DeerMime]

"Seems like a dangerous animal to be keeping."

I hope you're not saying that just because they bite... all pets bite...

[red12tailboa]

god dam man. i am more afraid if my retic bit me but the burm is long and fat retic or burm can kill you why did he bite her was it one of thoes burms that were hungry? or just prone to alot of movement?

[20jayz08]

it hurts :( mine bite me but its not the snakes fault its us one mistake & it turns nasty i only went to change the water bowl lol never washed my hands :(

[red12tailboa]

did he try to wrap her up?

[AZZCLOWN1022]

He was trying. he wasnt around her, but he was trying, and I grabbed his head (still on her) and he wrapped around me. then eventually he let go.

[DPKArizona]

I understand your girlfriend need wear pants not short because snake's eye blind color think leg be meat. My friend told me understand how about snakes

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Dude, thats not my girlfriend, thats my sister.

and it doesnt matter if she is wearing shorts or pants. it still would have happened

[DPKArizona]

sorry I understand

[ucntstopthis]

as PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA said, if u dont like his videos STOP FUCKING WATCHING THEM, AND WASTING YOUR TIME go and do sumthing useful with your life.

anyways looks pretty dirty, but thats what happens, awesome vid dude keep it up.

[DPKArizona]

I TOLD YOU YOUR SNAKE ATTACKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND? LOOK BAD BLEED I still not allow big snake in my house I not want people will SUE ME NO WAY

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

dude youra fucking retarded stfu already

if you dont like his damn videos

stop fucking watching them there is an idea for you dumbass

oh and btw this is america

speak english

you worthless piece of shiiit

fuck get a life

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

oh and btw you cum guzzling thunder cunt

i'm his girlfriend

his snakes havent touched me

kay thx

get yer damn facts straight and while you are at it learn to speak english

it's not like he is walking around and letting his snake attack people and video taping it

i know him WAYYYYYYYY better then you so

go remove the dildo from yer ass and move on with your life

[DPKArizona]

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BIG BITCH DEAD FISH

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

wow

you are sooooooooooooooo intimidating

callin me a dead fish doesnt scare me dumbass

[DPKArizona]

HA HA HA HA YOU can hear trouble sleep I AM TOTAL DEAF GOOD SLEEP NIGHT HA HA HA

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

fuck dude

you are a stupid cunt

but hey if replying to these comments helps you sleep at night

all power to you

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

dayumm

see you would let yo snake kill me

and i like how its like a debate on your comments

and people are stupid

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Haha, Nope, I wouldn't let it eat you.

Because I La you.

Haha, yeah, They think they no what kinda snake bit me. And I think I would know witch one bit me. Haha

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

:D

theyyyyy are dumbiesssssssssss

haha i swearrrrrr

[AZZCLOWN1022]

No, that was a venonmous snake that bit you, you can see from the teeth marks.

haha, Im waiting for someone to say something like that.

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

haha

actually that wasnt even a snake

that was a giant worm on steriods

[AZZCLOWN1022]

noo, because Worms have 20 rows of teeth, and in the pics there were only 2

[PRiiNCESSPETUNiiA]

lmfao

[leosforlife]

actually those bites look like there from a reticulated python not a burmese

[AZZCLOWN1022]

how do they look different?

[leosforlife]

even if that was my pet i would of fucking killed it

[AZZCLOWN1022]

Haha, no you wouldn't

[leosforlife]

ya i would of got a shotgun and blow the motherfucker away

[AZZCLOWN1022]

I doupt it.

[lizardboy119796]

why did he bite ypu guys?? is it usually aggresive

[AZZCLOWN1022]

noo, he just wakes up one morning and decided he wants to be hungry that day.

[jasn9021011]

did it hurt bad

[AZZCLOWN1022]

not really, just shocked me

[jasn9021011]

i thought you said it was 15 ft long

[oOmrburmsOo]

did he strike and let go or try to constrict??? lucky use never needed stitches

[AZZCLOWN1022]

my sisters bite. When It bite her. I went and helped, So it constriced around my waist.

and the one in the arm, He constricted my arm for a little bit.

[beardedboy303]

Awsome:D

[beardedboy303]

Are you going to keep him?

[nyandgee]

who was the girl it bit

[AZZCLOWN1022]

the first few pictures in the leg, That was my sister

and the one in the arm was me

[beardedboy303]

Did you smell like it's food or did you scare him?

[AZZCLOWN1022]

I have no clue what is problem is. the bite in the leg was my sister. And he got out of his cage and went over to her desk and got her. and that was today.

and the on in the arm, It was my fault because we had a feeding day for the other snakes, and I tried to get him out.