Best Movie Quote Ever

[swimfreakcmb]

with all do respect... this was filmed with a twisted, bent in half dick

[Krist1qn]

guz

[Iceews]

POTATOOOOO

[LOUISJONES7]

filmed on a calculator...

[OliG312]

*Quotation

[MakoRuu]

What kind of potato was this filmed with?

[SheLoves2008]

What pixel are they in?

[TigersBloodWinning]

@SheLoves2008 The first one

[SheLoves2008]

@TigersBloodWinning Thanks I can see them now.

[misterdragonboy]

recorded with a potato?

[jpdhamre]

@BLLTPrrfAsssn YOU R A DICK! You must have like 2 friends and live in the middle of nowhere because three quarters

Of the people here don't smoke pot. U r just a pain in the ass dick who likes to feel better every time you get rejected.

[deathness666]

@jpdhamre U mad bro?

[mentalsupernova]

@jpdhamre You're both clearly 12 years old and Bllt was in the presence of someone who was smoking and got a second hand buzz.

[BlltPrffAsssn]

I can't believe there are this many people who don't partake in the blissful practice of smoking pot. I thought everyone smoked it I don't think I kno anyone who isn't currently enlightening themselves or at least smoked it at one time or another

[KhoobBoob]

Omg too many dislikes this actually so funny

[MrKastaway66]

I am not a stoner, yet I found it funny. I defy your primitive attempt to pigeonhole me.

[Mynailsrmessy]

Too legit to quit

[peraltany]

nice slide show

[ofdiscordia]

recorded on a POTATO

[Weepeebusswagger]

Hot rod is such a great movie

[Calbenmike]

I suppose the only ones who would find this funny are stoners.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@Calbenmike What, you ain't down with the chronic?

[Calbenmike]

@ZrazorRozenstrauch No, I value my brain cells.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@Calbenmike It doesn't kill brain cells. This is a clinically-proven fact.

[tarantulady]

@ZrazorRozenstrauch Burning and inhaling anything kills brain cells. The studies are biased and so worded in a misleading manner.

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

@tarantulady I should rephrase. THC and the assorted cannabinoids found in marijuana do not kill brain cells.  Marijuana can also be eaten, removing carbon monoxide and other such things from the equation entirely.

[connorlrulz]

"Ancestors protect me" "Mmaayy tthheeyy pprrootteecctt yyoouu"

[O00000001]

best quote ever....NO. Best movie ever.....YES

[RandomUsername010]

Cool beans :)

[finnjones229]

the best quote is: dave: "i have various responibilties within the crew...like a jack-of-all-trades really, i one time manned a flamthrower.." chick: "cool" dave: "of course its cool, its awesome as shit!"

[Statalyzer]

Be sure to turn the sound way down before you watch any other videos after this one.

[itzsick1]

best movie quote: "WHEN THE FUCK DID WE GET ICE-CREAM!?!"

[ghoulsalem]

@itzsick1 trololol the ringer

[1CameronsChannel1]

no no the best movie quote ever is,"Achoo Oh I'm Sorry I'm Alergic To Bullshit" :D

[TracheaPuncher]

nice copy. :)

[wildchild247100]

Wat the fuck?

[blahblah55555666666]

not even the best quote from the movie !

[Symons90]

mega punch!

[infestation20]

Rod: ANSESTERS PROTECT ME! Krvin; MAY THE PROTECT YOU!

[abovebiscuitcrumbs]

WHAT MOVIE IS THIS?!

[mutilation7777]

@abovebiscuitcrumbs Hot Rod, amazing movie.

[Douchiemcgigglestein]

@abovebiscuitcrumbs Hot Rod

[TheRumblerichie]

@abovebiscuitcrumbs Hot Rod

[LancePopsicle2]

This video is cool beans.

[Rekahkun]

'cool beans' is better...

[Armadillo0014]

Wh-iskey. :D

[switzerlicious]

Actually, the best line from this movie is when they start filling the pool up with water and Dave says, "You know pools are perfect for holding water, man".

[smokeeeeeeeee]

Best Shittest Audio Quality Ever

[charleze12]

did u record this with your microwave or somthing?

[TheBestGuyInDaBiZ]

@charleze12 great question lol this is too funny lol

[B4MVFan409]

@charleze12 troll

[bratonabike]

@charleze12 he obviously recorded it with his ironing board.

[tmzissupergay]

No

[talbott4]

my senoir quote, "life is short, stunt it."

[XxxHulkxxxFistsxxX]

Lame

[zzdre]

The best quote in this movie?

ULTIMATE PUNCH!

[joes83]

my hat now, totally my hat!!!

[JayBoc204]

gods of waaaaar!

may your hammer, be mighty!

[XxxHulkxxxFistsxxX]

Not

[CheeseIsHxC]

"too legit, to quit!"

[ShadowSeeker2595]

"We're going to need to collect lots of cans, and newspaper, to sleep on" <-- most underrated quote from Hot Rod, the way the actor says it... Absolutely golden

[leehocking514]

NO Best quote :" OHHHHAAHHH.....OHAOAAOHAO.....­HAAAAOOHHOA...PHUMP!"

[Alex11710]

All great men have moustaches!



[ooohmyhead]

I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY!

[SilentMott]

coool! cool! beans. beans. beans. cool! beans.

[Dreadlord67]

"I am genuinely sorry about the window!"

[sphardyboy]

BEEP

[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

No! Its, 'ultimate punch!' XD

[RamenIsYummy17]

@ppppccs It's his quiet place!!! Get it right(:

[RamenIsYummy17]

Ancestors protect me!

May they protect you!(:

[TheCrazytexican]

U guys are wrong the best quote in this movie is "Man, this pools are perfect for holding water, Man."

[xXShabzkiE08]

its the lonely island

[Joseph15melo]

lmao im so glad you uploaded this me and my friend were trying to remember what they said the other day, so funny

[jtdultimate]

this whole movie is the best quote ever!

[jazzosaur1]

no my favorite part of the movie is when there dancing around in a convinient store parking lot and kevin asks rod "whats that song about a grandma getting ran over by a raindeer?" rod: "grandma got ran over by a raindeer" kevin:"no..."

[Paramore4143]

GGGEEEETTTT OOOOUUUUTTTTT!

[NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R]

omg were those the lonelyisland guys?!

[thesoccerpimp199]

@NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R yah its a movie they made called hot rod which you probably already knew the name

[ballerkirk23]

@rolltideroll1212 and: denise you look pretty...what?...i said you look shitty goodnight!

[greenathar]

i love the laugh in that movie.. when he's talkin 2 the girl :P LMFAO

[Jakeusprime]

@paintedladder that's probably the most hipster thing you can say, do you think any of us care if you've seen it before us? NO

[Megachub73]

HOOBASTANK!!!

[bcwr96]

"You look pretty..."

"What'd you say?"

"Uh... I said you look Shiity... Good Night Denise!"

[bigal7]

the best quotes are from stepbrothers

[Gorrarz]

ur all wrong .... best quote is "cool beans" .... xDD

[Charliethecrazyguy]

press 4 over and over

[mtmyjak79]

cool beans or I DRINK GREEN TEA ALL THE GOD DAMN DAY

[nataly22sabrina]

and of course "cool beans"hahahahahha!!everytime i watch this movie cracks out....

[LeGiToStRiCh1]

"I miss you daddy" "Hey Rod?" "GET OUT!!" LOL!!

[cookiegurl777]

take the word "quote" out of the title of this vid and we have a winner.

[jazzharp52]

All right, I know this is from Hot Rod (great movie), but did they get this from anything, or did this line originate from this movie?

[XTheGhillieMenX]

Lol i love the scene when he is dancing in the woods and he just falls down that massive hill :D

[avpphil]

cool beans

[angrytitties]

best quote, "i want to be on you."

[rustedrainbow]

@angrytitties YES. And it comes in so handy too.

[DontCallMeWhack]

oh yeahh haha, but I love when he says, "GET OUT!" His mouth is just so abnormally large, it's fabulous!

[xtotaldestructionx]

@DontCallMeWhack it's even funnier how his mouth looks like when he says 'i miss you daddy' :P

[adde362]

O.O .... WTF

[mkr10001]

that's actually got to be the worst movie quote ever

[theleopoldscotch]

@mkr10001

WRONG!

[mkr10001]

@theleopoldscotch No actually chief, you're WRONG.

[theleopoldscotch]

@mkr10001

no kind sir

you are wrong

[mkr10001]

@theleopoldscotch How?

How am I wrong?

It's shit and not even funny

[theleopoldscotch]

@mkr10001

then why are you on here ?

fuck off

[mkr10001]

@theleopoldscotch why am i on here?

obviously I didn't know it was going to be shit before I watched it.

DUH!!!!!!!

[NoOdL3z18]

Andy and Jorma fucking Rule

[kvltdvl666]

May your hammer be mighty

[lionwrestler103]

dude you read my mind

[GNihilus1]

yes i did but .... with this new youtube lay out its confuseing and it only showed me so much and i couldnt figure out how to read the whole discription so yeah i did infact it was the first place i looked now would you mind just telling me ?

[GNihilus1]

hey what movie is this from i want to see it

[Electricninjafish]

@GNihilus1 Did it ever occur to you to look in the description?

[CentralMikey]

@GNihilus1 It's from the movie Hot Rod - Starring Andy Samberg and produced by Will Ferrell

[TheWaffletwist]

indeed indeed

[mets7557]

what does that mean?

[spartaman09]

favourite part this part is amazing lol

[Firebreather01]

this is my favorite part of the whole movie hahaha

[2smarttboiz]

I say this so MUCH!!!! My friend said if he EVER heard me say it again he would punch me in the face because i say it like every 10 seconds. Best quote EVER!!!!!

[themetalzodiac]

not to be a sourpuss, but could you upload it with a better audio quality? I had to crank up the speakers to listen to it...

[ccrocks246]

ya i know its my screen recorder

[54545flipperdipper]

@ccrocks246 Ya I know its because your a fag bitch.

[Jollyranchr]

lol

[21Nicky21]

i love this movie XD

[nintendokid500]

was that on UHF?

[ccrocks246]

look at the description

[ccrocks246]

LMAO