@SuperDeaky god i just knew as soon as i looked at the comments i knew there would be some girl who took offence to this...loosen up...girls take the piss out of men. get over it.
@xXDarkLegend16Xx Loosen up yourself, dickweed. I didn't take any offence to this, and it was really some gentil humour. I'm equal and will take the piss out of anyone, male or female.
@xXDarkLegend16Xx Who said I was here to make friends? You, to quote Toki, are a bit of a Dickweed. There's no point in trying to tell me that I wouldn't make a great friend, because I already know that.
You are being petty because you made a mistake, but don't want to admit to it. (The mistake being that you claimed I took offence at Metalocalypse, which is bull because I've seen the first three seasons, and love it entirely.) Just grow a pair, and stop acting the hard man.
@SuperDeaky yeah whatever if you make a comment sugesting you take offense then what else im i suppost to think? your the one throwing insults prohaps your trying to be badman.your not. this exchange of pointless words is over
Excitement? What's NOT exciting about kickass Death Metal stars! O_O Forget all the romance stuff! Psh..I would be excited just to be "dating" a Death Metal star! Haha! All the EPIC music, and the EPIC concerts. <3_<3
@tonydesapien Ah. I see. xD I figured it had something to do with him have no ball(s) or missing one! xD I just wasn't EXACTLY sure about it. I mean..I heard my grandmother say that once..But she never explained it to me. O_O
When Toki says he likes the "degradations of de wimins" does he mean he likes women being degraded (like in bondage) or women who degrade men (like in really wierd uncomfortable bondage)?
@xlheartlx It's a reference to Conan The Barbarian. "What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."
I almost pissed myself when Skwisgaar started shouting.
siriusblackcheckmate 4 days ago
"they smell nice- but they are soul murderers."
well put, William. XD
damocles943 6 days ago
there are three people who did not want to hear the degridations of women
cancer6696 1 week ago
Women are soul murderers..... lol
RaumDeutschland 2 weeks ago 4
0:10 thumbs up if u want that dethklok poster, its f**king brutal
4000titan 2 weeks ago
ELLALLALAHLAHELLAAALEELAH
ironikkronik 3 weeks ago
Seriously...every single line in this is quotable. Fucking genius.
Karmoon7 1 month ago
I never knew hitler only had one testicle....no wonder he hated everyone....because he didnt love himself.....his one nut self
TheHornet79 1 month ago
LMFAO
MazterMistress 2 months ago
Ahhh, when Skwisgaar meets a girl like me, who shouts right back at him, he'll be surprised.
SuperDeaky 2 months ago
@SuperDeaky god i just knew as soon as i looked at the comments i knew there would be some girl who took offence to this...loosen up...girls take the piss out of men. get over it.
xXDarkLegend16Xx 2 months ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx what the fuck are you tlaking about she was being funny. get your dick out of your ass.
cariko 1 month ago
@cariko how is it funny? try having balls and call me that to my face rather than behind a screen where you can hide
xXDarkLegend16Xx 1 month ago
@cariko Cheers, mate. Hell, if I knew how to work my Youtube account, I would have sorted the dick myself, but I didn't even notice until now. :D
SuperDeaky 1 month ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx PS the word is OFFENSE. crybaby ass
cariko 1 month ago
@cariko learn when to stfu
xXDarkLegend16Xx 1 month ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx Loosen up yourself, dickweed. I didn't take any offence to this, and it was really some gentil humour. I'm equal and will take the piss out of anyone, male or female.
SuperDeaky 1 month ago
@SuperDeaky "im equal and will take the piss out of anyone" dont you sound like someone great to be friends with.
xXDarkLegend16Xx 1 month ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx Who said I was here to make friends? You, to quote Toki, are a bit of a Dickweed. There's no point in trying to tell me that I wouldn't make a great friend, because I already know that.
SuperDeaky 3 weeks ago
@SuperDeaky so you basicly admited your a bad friend!?
xXDarkLegend16Xx 3 weeks ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx Ahahahahahahahaha. This is the internet, you have no friends and girls don't exist.
SuperDeaky 3 weeks ago
@SuperDeaky whatever
xXDarkLegend16Xx 3 weeks ago
@SuperDeaky WTF are you talking about? your not making sane comments
xXDarkLegend16Xx 3 weeks ago
@xXDarkLegend16Xx okay, how about this:
You are being petty because you made a mistake, but don't want to admit to it. (The mistake being that you claimed I took offence at Metalocalypse, which is bull because I've seen the first three seasons, and love it entirely.) Just grow a pair, and stop acting the hard man.
SuperDeaky 3 weeks ago
@SuperDeaky yeah whatever if you make a comment sugesting you take offense then what else im i suppost to think? your the one throwing insults prohaps your trying to be badman.your not. this exchange of pointless words is over
xXDarkLegend16Xx 3 weeks ago
womens souls were created in hell?? sounds right hahaha
MiklMurder 2 months ago
This seems about right.
Wotenkeld 2 months ago
1:18-1:40
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
TheInfiniteNine 3 months ago
You ordar fawr dha laydeeee.. Dhat's right" LOL
em129836 3 months ago
"I thinks the serpants supposed to bes a penis ands the apples supposed to bes 1 ball"
The4x4truckerman 4 months ago 5
"They smell nice, but they are soul murderers"
FUCKING LOL
firebat42 4 months ago 8
elllooollllellooolleel.
SuperIlluminaughty 4 months ago
couldn't of said it better myself...
Maggotsolider777 4 months ago
Can Skwisgaar yell at me like that? lol
RaineVengeance 4 months ago
the fantastic piece of fiction i like to call the bible
best line ever!
TheNickleChick 4 months ago 4
"You lady Swisgarr-"
"NO I NOT."
MrPurpleeater 4 months ago 4
0:23
ohh murderface....
Kickasss119 4 months ago
The apple is the fruit of gnosis, the third eye of spiritual awareness.
Jcolinsol 5 months ago
@Jcolinsol shut up
3rdsnowleopard 4 months ago
@3rdsnowleopard
Make me
Jcolinsol 4 months ago
In a FANTASTIC piece of fiction I like to call the bible.
Pinkkrice 5 months ago 3
Women...they smell nice, but they are soul murderers
lesclaypoolthesecond 5 months ago
Classiest guy in the world.
Brrdan 5 months ago
you can never catch Skwisgaar telling a lie
MrRitsj 5 months ago
Order for dey LAIIDEEE.
arghydoodles 5 months ago
la la la le la la
warlord4811 5 months ago
Which..now having the one ball, and the serpant, penis thing..I FINALLY get the joke! Haha! x3 SMH. I feel stupid now! XD
kimico17 5 months ago
Excitement? What's NOT exciting about kickass Death Metal stars! O_O Forget all the romance stuff! Psh..I would be excited just to be "dating" a Death Metal star! Haha! All the EPIC music, and the EPIC concerts. <3_<3
kimico17 5 months ago
lalilulelo?
GourouBandai 5 months ago
whats the difference between the goyles and the womens?
alyrocksthebraine 5 months ago 6
this made me elalaialilialililielielilaiail lololololol
PCamron90 5 months ago
two guys got boners from skwisgaar screaming and didn't like it
216rock4ever 5 months ago
their conversations are in a whole new level... mortals can't understands it, that's why you laugh at it, douchebags!
phazomzxhunter 5 months ago
haha
Nathan: you bring home like a gift or something, like ''hey''...
Murderface: "hey?"
Nathan: "...hey look"
Murderface: "hey look?"
Nathan: yeah, then you open up your hand and theres some hay in there...
alyrocksthebraine 6 months ago 4
"I think the serpants supposed to be the penis with the apples supposed to be one ball like Hitler."
LOL WUT
riddleman65 6 months ago 8
@riddleman65 I think he is calling Hitler "ball less" in a way! xD The serpant thing..I have NO clue! Hahaha!
kimico17 5 months ago
@kimico17 it's an old, old joke/urban legend that Hitler only had one testicle.
tonydesapien 5 months ago
@tonydesapien Ah. I see. xD I figured it had something to do with him have no ball(s) or missing one! xD I just wasn't EXACTLY sure about it. I mean..I heard my grandmother say that once..But she never explained it to me. O_O
kimico17 5 months ago
LOL at the subtitles xD
UKMarines 6 months ago
conan the barabarian,,,
ghostboy152 6 months ago
Like when you say SITDOWN!!!!!!
CKY2K513 6 months ago
HAY LOOK?! Then you open up your hand.. And there's some.. Hay in there.
MrMikeNak 6 months ago
yeah. ilalilalilalal. thats conan the barbarian
crucialawakening 6 months ago
Murderface's diamond bracelet bit is my favorite part. :D
MeltyCopyright 7 months ago
this made me LMAFO!!! XD
Emily2128 7 months ago 28
SIT DOWN! START EATING I ORDERED FOO....!
joeywomer 8 months ago 78
@joeywomer I thought that it was Swedish at first. XD
MsRuffledfeathers 5 months ago
@joeywomer You know, you order for the laydhees.
SeanMusicFreak 4 months ago
When Toki says he likes the "degradations of de wimins" does he mean he likes women being degraded (like in bondage) or women who degrade men (like in really wierd uncomfortable bondage)?
xlheartlx 1 year ago
@xlheartlx It's a reference to Conan The Barbarian. "What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."
KWOONBoy 9 months ago 3
"Things are a lot more exciting when someone's about to die. That's just the way I look at it."
"They smell nice, but they are soul murderers."
XD I love Murderface
JayceMearesShit 1 year ago 8