Ricky Gervais - Animals - Sharks and Nazis

[lui3090]

i love shark week

[BaltosGirl]

Did I really just flamed for saying I didn't like one thing? In my opinion Anne Frank isn't funy. That's all I said. Christ.

[01000001011100100111]

@BaltosGirl You should have seen her stand up routine then. Hilarious it was...

[DifferentYetNormal]

racist fucks

[foxsux6000]

@DifferentYetNormal racists, are people who call other people racists.

[DifferentYetNormal]

@foxsux6000

Not true.

[foxsux6000]

@DifferentYetNormal it's easy to scream racist without saying anything useful.

[DifferentYetNormal]

@foxsux6000

ok then

stop being racists

there.

[JosephDzhughashvili]

BaltisGirl, it's called a joke, his other sketch is much worse and who really cares Viagra funny.

[bellababycakes1]

it's only comedy, if you don't like it don't watch it

[BaltosGirl]

Anne Frank? Not funny, Ricky, not funny...

[foxsux6000]

@BaltosGirl my balls, not funny.

[Megatrousers]

Holocaust jokes are not funny, anne frankly I won't stand for them.

[DudeDudi]

@Megatrousers They're out of mein kampfort zone.

[AgujaAzulMD]

@Megatrousers Someone offended by holocaust jokes? Wow, I did Nazi that coming.

[BoughtwithBlood232]

@AgujaAzulMD Hey, the Holocaust was a very serious thing, Anne frankly, I don't this it's funny.

[poepiebanaan]

Actually, the stairs towards the attic in the house Anne Frank was hidden in, was well hidden behind a closet.

[MPaire]

Do you think he'd do any of these Nazi jokes in America? Given how quickly the outrage would spread and the McCathyist attitudes toward any hint of even remotely poking fun of such a topic?

[jhemstreet]

@MPaire He already did, in New York, it was hilarious

[Moh1Z]

@jhemstreet I don't think he's going to do it in Germany, though :)

[SoLazy100]

@Moh1Z German comedians do it too...but in Germany only the experienced ones do it

[casper123]

Funniest thing is that it's true. They do only ever show Sharks/Nazi's. :D

[TonyArrison]

@casper123 that's not the funniest thing. IT IS THE JOKE. Moron!

[casper123]

@TonyArrison I know it's the joke you fuckwit, i'm pretty sure after watching most of Gervais's work that i understand his work/mannerisms/Sarcasm. Hence the look he gives after he says it.

[TonyArrison]

@casper123 The look IS THE JOKE. Moron!

[TonyArrison]

THE JOKE IS THAT ITS TRUE. IF IT WASN'T A REAL, CONCRETE OBSERVATION PEOPLE COULD ENTERTAIN THE IDEA OF IT WOULDN'T WORK. I hope you understand now casper, may the Bean smile upon you.

[DoctorExplosion]

@TonyArrison The Bean?

[TonyArrison]

@DoctorExplosion Yes, the spark that created all life

[suffern63]

@casper123 That's a complete exaggeration,there are also lots of programmes about America's toughest prison.

[casper123]

@suffern63 Are you being serious? Ok, so why wasn't the joke about Prisons? Because it wouldn't of worked. I'm aware the show doesn't just have sharks & Nazis, but it /seems/ like that's all it shows, so the joke works. Can we leave it here please?

[suffern63]

@casper123 Of course I wasn't being serious.

[DeanFernape]

Brilliant!

[FHomeBrew]

Well, she was hide and seek champion (sorry if it's too offensive)

[mackawack12346]

Dick James Covers similar material in galapagos!

[wijse]

American Third Position Party! Tired of leftists and Neocons? Tired of people using words like racists and anti semite to try to silence their opponents? Tired of affirmative action? Tired of spending billions on upholding a overseas military empire? Tired of the illegal alien invasion of the USA? Want to end the FED?

Look to the A3P

Take a look at their homepage at american3p . org and take a look at their videos here on youtube.

The American Third Position Party!

[Nightschism]

@wijse Have you ever watched Monty Python's Life of Brian?

[jomo999]

0:52 victory sip

[pyramidheadkitten9]

im writing a book where the antagonists are walking alien sharks with nazi ideology. and theres a trillion of them. and they use bullets with napalm inside of them.

[WiseGuy5674]

Every video I watch HAS to have a comment section full of arguing idiots. These people could argue in the comment section of a Bert and Ernie clip. Funny vid, btw.

[ExEverest10]

1:16 Should've gotten a bigger laugh, imo

[NeaFrea]

@Patriottodaytomorrow

Was this satire and I did not get it? ;-)

"Members and front organizations must continually embarrass, discredit and degrade our critics. When obstructionists become too irritating, label them as fascist, or Nazi or anti-Semitic...The association will, after enough repetition, become 'fact' in the public mind."

- Moscow Central Committee (1943)

[NeaFrea]

@Patriottodaytomorrow

How many eyewittnesses would be sufficient from your pov to prove it is true?



[DefenceDon]

Daniele Tosh from Tosh.o would tap that ass!GO TOSH!!!!

[bookteafun]

What about that bits of 'her' book were written in ball point pen, which hadn't been invented then....

Hollowco$t...

[knucklescapricorn31]

Hahaha! This guy is funny as :D

[preliator96]

a shark would of found anne frank like that *snap*. ok thats messed up but hilarious and true.

[sondano]

@preliator96 yeah but he mispronounced her name

[preliator96]

@sondano how did he misspronounce it? hes british thats how us british people say anne

[Ageise]

lol, "No Sequel, LAZY."

[BlueThunderFlik]

This reminds me of David Mitchell's Anne Frank joke. "The last entry in Anne Frank's diary: 'My birthday today. My dad bought me a drum-kit.'"

[FloydIV]

@BlueThunderFlik HAHAHAHA

[GorgeousGeist]

@BlueThunderFlik Hahahaha. I know it's very, very incorrect to laugh at this. But damn that one brought tears to my eyes. Best laugh I've had all week, thanks alot!

[tpstrat14]

@BlueThunderFlik Fucking awesome.

[viking977]

sharks > nazis

[ADuckOnQuack97]

the dislike bar is the size of justin biebers penis

[espinosa1982]

@ADuckOnQuack97 How clever.

[ADuckOnQuack97]

@espinosa1982 was that sarcasm? nut any way thanks i guess...

[basioh1818]

@ADuckOnQuack97 now that's a clever one :D

[Madimaadi]

What's that sound,, rats" move on

[KmaC2464]

Classic

[CountryGirlatheart9]

It's horrible, the joke about Anne Frank, yet I still laugh!

[Arez64]

Ricky Gervais....I love you.

[diebydeath]

Such a terrible joke, making fun of Anne Frank...but it's still so damn funny!

[relmmih6]

@diebydeath the last entry in anne franks diary read

"today is my birthday,dad bought me a drum kit"

[speccwolf]

@ANALOGHIPPIE no its italian.

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

Karl pilkingtons diary = Diary of An Idiot (Diary Of Anne Franc)

[Alfonsebrowncapone]

what a good joke....love it

[02javis]

what language is this?

[xspettacolare]

lmao anne frank wrote a diary? what's it called? how to nit a sweater in a death camp? lmao

[elvisfan22]

You should watch on youtube: NAZI CARE BEARS VS PIRATE BUNNIES......SO FUNNY!!!!

[mymz01]

@ NeaFrea

He said Anne Frank, IDIOT.

[NeaFrea]

@mymz01

I can cleary hear ANTI FRANC, so he may be a racist?

[NeaFrea]

@mymz01

Ant Frank might be a character of one of those Disney movies "The Grasshopper and the Ants", "A Bugs Life" .....

[mymz01]

@NeaFrea

You DO know that Anne Frank is a young jewish girl who died in the Holocaust? Her father was the only survivor in her family and he published her diary, which later became famous.

[NeaFrea]

@mymz01 You DID watch Matrix and catch the meaning?

[Lxan96dr]

Dane Cook stole part of his joke.

[yourmum739]

@Lxan96dr he did?? what was Dane cook talking about nazi's and/or sharks aswell?

[TheModCon]

@Lxan96dr Dane Cook is one of the least funny people I've ever watched. Wouldn't be surprised if he had to borrow jokes off other comedians :P. No Dane, shouting doesn't make it funny.

[NeaFrea]

Ant Frank? Does he say Ant Frank?

[hughtub]

Funny guy, but England and France started WW2. Germany invaded the part of Poland that had been stolen from them after WW1. Then, at the end of WW2, Russia had taken over Poland, but neither England or France continued to fight to keep Poland free.

[skirmisheruk]

@hughtub what about him taking over austria then? is taking tht fair enough?

[hughtub]

@skirmisheruk The Republic of Austria was also created after WW1, but Germany annexed it. Hitler was Austrian and joined it to Germany, no different than when rural areas of a city are annexed. The big threat at that time was communist USSR, and the primary people pushing for it in Germany were jews, since they were also the primary leaders (other than Stalin) of it worldwide. Hitler had to grow Germany to fight that future threat, as the USA would see for decades following the war.

[skirmisheruk]

@hughtub a reason can be used for any territorial dispute. Even if you think you need land to stop a communist threat, you cant just attack countries. France and England didnt even enter german territory until the end of the war, France was invaded!

[NeaFrea]

@skirmisheruk

Isn't it just "normal" that those people who belong to a people/religion/ethnicity ... who declares war on another are expelled from that country???

[NeaFrea]

@hughtub

Why did Judea declare war on Germany on March 24, 1933 > Daily Express

[hughtub]

@NeaFrea For no other reason than that the new National Socialist party had just come to power who opposed the international communist and internationalist [jewish] power structure.

[NeaFrea]

@hughtub So you do not deny the fact that Judea declared war on Germany already in March 1933?

[IceRich05]

Ricky is cool

[UnOxonien]

@24000v Whose*

[Sanguiluna]

PERFECT delivery!

[edtExodus]

German neo nazis have no say. We do not tolerate extremists in our country. If they ever get up again, we will put them down by law and force, no worries. History will not repeat itself.

[kinmeru]

How many thought criminals are in German prisons these days?

[eidius1989]

@edtExodus nobody does the same thing twice they will just use new source Muslims for example or communists or blacks

[Sue71]

Oh, oh dear...sooo uncomfortable! LOL

[cbaran275]

I hate nozis they killed a lot of my jewish ansetres

[kinmeru]

Me too

true

[Saxonsoldiers]

Good! I cant think of a more deserving people!

[Southwestrepresent]

I cant believe people cant take a joke....

[animerox1995]

he is not the only one that talks about these things -.- besides i don't care it's not just about them killing jews i just generally don't have any respect for nazis

[animerox1995]

i agree with Ricky...nazis are rubbish..i hate them...Ricky is awesome

[kinmeru]

zionists are the crown of mankind, true?

[sondano]

@kinmeru at least they are better than nazis and better than you LOSER!

[NeaFrea]

@sondano

Everybody is better than sharks and nazis!

Didn't you understand the irony of the satire?

[kinmeru]

@sondano

Muaahaaa .. you made my day!

;-)

[kinmeru]

Huuuuh???

[hellsxrebellion]

Awesome

[kinmeru]

The diary was much too sexual explicit for students in Culpeper County. They received a denazi .. ehm ... desexualized edition.

Maybe this was the part written in ball-point pen by her father?

[NeaFrea]

And don't forget to mention the

Meyer Levin Otto Frank fraud

There are innumerable news and abundant information out there in the net regarding that reveiling case.

[katalukon]

the H stands for hitler

[sillymcnoogle]

sharks brilliant, nazis, rubbish hahaha

[StenStyren]

Well, it ends a bit abrupt, and no sequel, lazy :P:P

[megaplayah]

no sequel, LAZY! hahahaha

[TheKetchupAlchemist]

Dear 1opyk

This is pointless but,I'm truly tired of people like yourself who seem to think they know what is right and true and if people do something that disagrees with you, you assume them to be in error and only by doing things your way can people be in the right. Please do not attempt to force your ideals on others for we do not do the same to you. And in case your going to reply with something biblical, know that I've read the bible and only after i finished did i renounced Christianity.

[holyshitimcool]

fucking idiot

[LulJam]

Did Anne Frank actually use a type-writer? Or was that just for the sake of the joke?

[eidius1989]

i think she actually did

[saebeyok1jeung]

@eidius1989 are you serious? are you like 12 yrs old and don't know history? or common sense?

[eidius1989]

it was joke for Christs sake who would use typer to write their diary, i was being sarcastic .

aren't u a little dense to not notice

[kinmeru]

The diary is written in pencil and ballpoint pent.

The first ballpoint pens went on sale at Gimbels department store in New York City on 29 October 1945 for US$12.50 each.

[DarthChess]

Sharks would of found Ann Frank like that (snaps fingers)

LMAO

[NeaFrea]

Did you know that Frank invented the ballpoint pen?

[relmmih6]

@NeaFrea do you know what anne franks last entry in her diary was?

"today is my birthday.father bought me a drum kit"

[NeaFrea]

@relmmih6 Unfortunately your channel is not available in my country, Germany, so I have to ask you here: What does that comment of yours mean?

[relmmih6]

@NeaFrea it was a joke.she was hiding from the nazis and being quiet all the time.last thing she would have used would be a drumkit lol

[NeaFrea]

@relmmih6 Thanks, my command of English - especially idiomatic - needs some improvement ;-) So you are interested in ancient tales and folklore? Did you ever read the sexually explicit parts of that grand work of human literature which were prohibited in some extremely christian regions of the states?

[DylanNes]

@NeaFrea I'm sorry to day that she didn't. Those pens were already used in small numbers years before her birth.

[NeaFrea]

@DylanNes So you are implying that she coincidentally owned

one of those extremely rare ballpoint pen. Miracles happen all the time.

[NETER420]

Is the Aesculus hippocastanum in Amsterdam still there? I have read that the tree is like a holo- memorial and in a very bad condition....

[NeaFrea]

It was burnt because it was hollow

[NeaFrea]

or shallow? Do not know the English term. In any case it had moths and fungi or mushrooms or something like that and in fact they cured it with 6 Million, no, 16 Million or so Dutch $

[kinmeru]

WHAT the f*** is 'anfranc'???

[Elvikowsky]

Anne Frank was a jewish girl, that hid from the nazi in Holland, but eventually was discovered and killed in a concentration camp. She wrote a famous diary. Its pronounced something like Unneh Frunk in German.

[kinmeru]

I know all tales of the Grimm brothers and ancient German myths. Who wrote it?

[Elvikowsky]

What? It's nice you know all of them but where is the connection to Anne Franks diary? Who wrote waht? The Grimm tales? Well they collected them from the people who knew them through oral traditions.

[kinmeru]

Susan Lillian Townsend?

[Elvikowsky]

correct!

[1my2username3sux4lol]

Anna Frank. Not anfranc idiot

[kinmeru]

I got myself informed in the meantime.

AnnE Frank is the name of the poor girl that died of typhus in 1945. Millions of copies translated from the Dutch language were very successfully sold by her father Otto Frank. The original diary is said to have been written in pencil AND ballpoint pen.

The first ballpoint pens went on sale at Gimbels department store in New York City on 29 October 1945 for US$12.50 each.

[1my2username3sux4lol]

yes okay so i misspelled her name at least i know who she is. She wrote a diary while she hid an an attic in the nazi war. thats the important bit about who she is. Not what she wrote in IT WAS JUST A JOKE god people like you annoy me

[kinmeru]

Anyway, her father made a fortune of the pencil/ballpoint pen written book, that is the important bit about the whole story.

[kinmeru]

.... and did you know that pupils in Germany must read it at school?

[PUPPYLUVE44]

So do pupils in America

[kinmeru]

Really? omg ... the new-world-religion has already been installed.

... and I was still wondering why steven Spielberg never made a film on the Germar Rudolf case ...

[derDivisor47]

No they don't

[kinmeru]

Which comment are you referring to, derDivisor47?

[derDivisor47]

Sorry, I thought my comment would be nested in the right place.

I was reffering to kinmeru:

".... and did you know that pupils in Germany must read it at school?"

[kinmeru]

Of course they have to!

And they must make trips to all of the camps with their classes. Parents who cannot afford the voyage are looked upon as being NAZI!

[derDivisor47]

@kinmeru:

Where did you get that ridiculous idea from?

[kinmeru]

from enjoying the questionable pleasures of brainwashing and reeduction according to usraelian standards in the fed rep of G since birth

[kinmeru]

sorry, pls read: re-education

Schrenck-Notzing wrote "Charakterwäsche" on that topic - quite interesting and shattering for one or another pc weltanschauung.

[derDivisor47]

@kinmeru:

I am German and in my 13 years of scholl I never had to read Anne Frank, and I never had to visit any War related sites.

So your statement isn't true for all Germans.

[kinmeru]

1. When were you born?

2. Which schools did you attend?

3. To which denomination are you belonging?

4. Where were your parents and grand-parents born?

[derDivisor47]

- Let's say I am going towards 30.

- elementary & gymnasium (university afterwards)

- I'd like to know, why my denomination matters (to be honest, I had to look for denomination in a diuctionary :-) )

- Germany

[kinmeru]

So what is your religion?

[derDivisor47]

Why does my religion matter?

[NeaFrea]

May I answer your question?

Only non-shoes/goys have to be re-educated all life long so that they won't loose faith in the given, taught and undeniabel truth of the holy number and its creation.

Shoes are enlighted by birth.

So you seem to be a shoe-lover, shoe-addict, or a supa-shoe yourself?!

[1my2username3sux4lol]

NO ITS NOT THE IMPORTANT BIT! the important bit is the story not the amount of money her dad made! and no i did not know or care that they had to read it. It was just a joke, you were an brainless dickhead who clearly after reading our commetns did some googleing and now will not stop posting your findings on this comment wall section on a comedy video. Two words. DONT CARE.

[kinmeru]

Are you dshooish?

[1my2username3sux4lol]

speak english?