Shit White Moms Say

[bbrewe3]

1:07 made me laugh out loud.

[manders96xx]

1:45 CHRIS CROCKER

[amitoopunk08]

00:17 was always my mom rofl

[shegwa1]

my mom does that and she's black

[MariCatitaxx]

SO accurate.

[amandasayszomg]

YOU GUYSSSS I JUST MADE A PPL SAY VIDEO

[CubbieBearandAmyBear]

Dang, you white moms have it easier than the rest.

[Jewelss212]

lmfao @ curtis i cant figure out this tv

[runimina]

The remote...totally. And doing a load of whites. My mom is always talking about laundry and coupons. @_@

[TheNextgenmods]

Asian moms are two times worst trust me

[MikkiJoeRingtail]

Where'd you find an empty Target?

[disneygirl1515]

why r u at disneyland in womans clothing

[MacJennifer78]

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard! I'm guilty of the, "And that's why we can't have anything nice."

[cccodddyy]

JONATHAN SIT DOWN

[littlecupcakefox]

00:08 is my mom all the way lol XD

[littlecupcakefox]

@littlecupcakefox 00:06 *

[sabripatience]

Ahahahahaha this was great

[MsTomas086]

I am black and I say 99% of these. Some say I am white washed but I do not think so that how I am lol.

[Espressofortwo]

1:48 ...my mom

[Tokyosninja]

The real lady is totally my mom lol im glad i have an asian dad though -___- for some reason he is nice lolol

[BigAlCorc]

you forgot "we're leaving in fifteen minutes" *fifteen minutes later* "i'm just gonna hop in the shower really quickly" *get's out of the shower* "WHY ISN'T ANYONE ELSE READY!?!?!?! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE TEN MINUTES AGO!!"

[WiiCrazZii]

@BigAlCorc thts black moms

[scurly7]

Lmao hispanic moms are much more aggressive

[Unbroken190]

Haha this is exactly like my mom

[beautifulpersonas]

OMG. My mom doesn't act like this, but my grandmother does. hahaha

[l1z4rdbr34th90]

Close enough... :P

[graberronnie1]

Funniest part 1:46

[graberronnie1]

This shit is so true!!!

[ishaysaurus]

This is so true :P

[Sarahh2148]

He was dressed like that in Disneyland?? hahah

[lexcuthh]

My mom says all this at least 10 times a day.

[Kafeina79]

"i'm by jamba juice" haha..

.that's stuff ALL moms say!!

[colebole22]

love the girl who drives the wrong way, good actress. she reminds me of kate gosselin

[nyandustx]

This is all so accurate omfg

[PaintballPr0ducti0ns]

One in the green sweater sounds just like my mom LOL!

[liinnddss]

The "I'm leaving" part. So true! And aw Disneyland! I was just there.

[Bentley94Elizabeth]

this is all true lol

[redcardinal4]

LLLOOOLLLLL@ "That's why we can't have nice things." LMBO!!!

[winterrose2008]

Ha ha, "bring your whites down, I'm doing a load!" My mom still says that. xD

[ttcabeba]

My mum says most of that stuff!

[dancingpopsicles]

Oh my god. My mother says every single one of these things. That was perfect.

[julissan138]

i can totally see that guy on SNL or something, he was awesome, lol

[DragonflyDax]

This is SO TRUE.

[Sabridrk]

The girl in the light green sweter looks like a young Drew Barrymore to me. :)

[lizzrocks5451]

omg the girl in the light green sweter is EXACTLY like my mom

[MagicalMusicBeat]

'get that thing outta of my face' = my mom

[HeyLexxxie]

I can relate more to this rather than "shit black mom's say"

[PetiteBrownFro]

LMFAO Debbie come here Temporary price cut!

[Slapabitch3]

Not funny

[blondechick451]

Yep this is my mom. 'How does this remote work?! I have to watch dancing with the stara!'

[333jde]

This is so my mothter

[Mittenzzs]

Hahaha my mom does the counting thing with my younger sister, but she's not white

[belovedxtempest]

My mother would never count, she'd just beat my ass lol This sounds a lot more like what upper class moms say. Though, with my mom, the TV thing is spot on!

[warriorsluver23]

0:40, 1:15, 1:27, 1:48, and 2:06 is all i hear with my mom LOL

[XILLEKILL]

this is bassicaly all moms trust me im italian

[Makeitrunwayworthy]

1:12

my mother... every day.

haha

[ABitOfBailey]

See black moms don't even give you to 3...you get 1 and 30 seconds... before you wake up on the floor 5 min later.

[beautifulpersonas]

@ABitOfBailey Lol what? My mom has never hit me before :-D

[kingtrix24]

HAHA! i thought only my mom counted "2...2 and a half....2 and 3 quarters!"

[AskAngelanything]

"I mean it we have to go! Right now!" Keeps putting on make-up

[LautnerLovely]

HAHAHAHA 1:08 TOO FUNNY! He's tripping me out!

[buffypoynter]

i never actually noticed how often they said ALL those things.. till now.



[IC3shock1]

HAHAHA I see alot of moms do that 0:08

[Sashalee2011]

are they related to my mom? ;o

[98Quince]

Oh my god my mom is soo like this :DD

[leonorpilar]

white moms are so nice my will slap me and not count until 3 :(

[Fa23326]

"that.. needs a coaster that's my good table!" LOVE it.

[Froleyboy]

I just relived part of my childhood

[x30n0n]

its funnier when its dudes being moms

[TheBrightBlackPearl]

LMao

[SwagMeTheFckOut]

My mom says this stuff and shes black.....and white lol

[damianhenry1992]

WOW WHITE MOMS ARE JOLLY AS FUCK.

[maddymouse07]

*every minute of this* MY MOM!!!!:P

[JCRineer]

1:13 my mom XD

[SheeWulf]

omg!! I bet they stalked my mom cuz this is sooooooo her!!!!!!!!

[superstar0756]

omg!

Parking Pay station, do we have to go inside

[CrayonBoxShorty]

All moms say wait until your father hears about this its just said in different ways.

[T4Tyson]

Oh my goodness that was high-larious when she was all like, "2.....2 and 3 quarters...." My mother would have given me the look and then I would have already been hurtin'. Hahaha!!!

[cam100595]

From a black kid's perpective, I find the parts where they're out in public funny b/c I see that when I'm out and about. And the way they executed their lines was on point. However, I can't relate when they're inside their homes b/c I really dont know how white households run. But overall it was funny to me.

[diahjah2815]

OMG lol " that is why we can not have nice thing's" omg my mom said that evey time we broke a glass

[JudyLovesYou13]

MY MOM. 

[MeshaSweets]

this is shit most moms say

[iluuvnickjonas]

seriously like every single thing they said is my mom. looove it

[TheDrdoggE]

Dude the saame

[chickennugitsoup]

MY MOM IS JUST LIKE THIS.

[yesa123456789]

my mom saays 90% of thiss x) lololol

[imasianandiknowit1]

i dont find this funny!

[basiliskfang1995]

"That needs a coaster!!!" is so my mom

[moeshUK]

This is shit all mums say not just white mums

[maryjmxx]

lol my mom 100%

[xoxoCBJBLBxoxo]

"that needs a coaster." my mother, everyday.

[xoxoCBJBLBxoxo]

the cellphone driving thing is scary accurate.

[lilybean88]

the green sweatshirt mom sounds just like my mom! lol

[dazedandconfused420z]

west hollywood!!!! haha wow

[dazedandconfused420z]

that best buy and target looks familiar.

[BelovedKaylaKash]

white moms are funnier than black mamas lol real talk

[TheKnightWhoSaysNiii]

This is scary accurate.

[ashyjedi]

lmao my mom says a lot of this XD

I laughed so hard at "well that is why we can not have nice things"

except for the discipline my mom was TOUGH with that 

[EwokVengeance]

Black moms who have beat that ass the first time they thought their kids were doing something.

[chochkeys]

They live in the same place i do

[MG333S]

boring white mothers.

[Tokyosninja]

White moms are so wierd... Im glad i at least have an asian dad...

[elizze6]

"Hold your horses" hahahaha

[manmoll43]

LOL this is totally my mom. The 'oohhh ill have a diet coke please' hahahahahahha

[SmileCoverGirl]

this sounds like my mom lmfao

[1rebeca]

lol.....white moms dont say shit to thier kids! lol

[Chewbacca0nDrugs]

@1rebeca White moms yet there kids beat them up haha

[CWM800]

LOL AT THE TEMPORARY PRICE CUT

That is so my mother at the Wal*Mart red tag / half price rack LOL and she works for them too hahaha makes it even worse.

lol half of this ive heard from my mother LOL

[kariberi]

Oh good lord I have become the Mom in the green sweatshirt.

[vivoavacato]

ahaha sooo true XD

[taylornadinep]

'I'm the only one in the family who does anything around here"

[LoveMyUnusual]

My friends mom :D

[MsSnick66]

1:06 is the best haha her face was priceless

[VegPerson101]

The mom in the green sweatshirt kind of looks like Rachel McAdams.

[916nene]

jonathan sit down!!!......sorry lmao haha i hear that a lot

[CharpBallerina]

Hahahahaha 1:06

[HPAnimeFreak]

God... counting to three...

[RoldanIncorporated]

this is so true

[Jadespeakschinese]

We have to go now! -_- mom me and dad are sitting on the couch waiting for you!

[renesmecullen212]

lol too realistic.. when im a mom imma be black XP

[CrystalClearClara]

xD. SO true

[ollygoesrawr]

"And that is why we cannot have nice things." My mother dead on.

[joshie1395]

xD that's great...

[rubisabella94]

they had to be white..lol no offense at all.

[WynterStar12707]

LMAO the one in brown. Spot on.

[kelseysuesue]

1:06

Every motherfreaking day

[rutilusovis]

The one in the pink and vest is so my mom. XD

[sodaspider]

"I look like a lesbian and i have no sex drive, and i'm never happy about anything, and i have no sense of direction, and i always spend all the money!..."

[GoGoJodieo]

:32 wig on backwards?

[Brittany853]

Perfect.

[sodaspider]

This is perfect, because my wife is a white mom and she never says any of this crap!!!! she's actually the opposite of this video... i know guys married to "white mom's" and they hate their home life, poor bastards.

[Sinyeta]

Gpoy. OMFG, this is perfect. Thank you for being perfect.

[MsSexyDiva4Lyfe]

lol...funny! I'm black and my mom don't say none of this shit!! Good video..so weird how diffrent ethnicities have a diff way of doing things!

[palomanegra27]

@MsSexyDiva4Lyfe Yea I know what you mean, I'm mexican and my mom does none of these things, but its still funny. But when I watch Shit black moms say I crack up and alot of things are like mexican moms.

[JrsLelanthos]

my mom doesnt say anything in this video

[romeoxoxo12321]

i love the ending... JONATHAN SIDDAOWN!!!! sorrayy

[MrsTenthDoctor]

Far too accurate...

[Xxnicoroxxx]

I'm black and my mom says like half the things in this video hahahahaaha

[agdollluver4eva]

The green sweatshirt mother is my moms personality. The woman with the curly brown hair is the way she dresses and the part where she said "we have to go NOW!" is what my mom says when me and my dad are waiting to go in the car while she puts on makeup inside.

[97bmj97]

accurate!

[cocaluna234]

Made me think of my mama the whole time.

I lost it at the beginning when she couldn't figure out the TV!

[lushustothecore666]

hahaah

[thrashdouche21]

lol the white moms and their coffee lol very true!

[takemetotexas]

oh em gee my parents actually did the "2 1/2, 2 3/4" and they were serious! so funny

[Somonsen]

ohyes! SO TRUE!!!!!

[superhuman25]

this should be "shit all moms say that isnt very funny"

[kent80082006]

Two and a half!

[averystripes]

"And that is why we cannot have nice things.." Me- "Mom?" XD

[digitalarturo]

they're all so cute hahahaa

[Reskkkk100]

The tv remote ! ahah my mom (who is white) always has tht problem! aahah

[danikaWDWICP]

oh my god, the one with the neatest brown wig looks, and occasionally sounds, like Amanda Bynes haha

[JoshWGee]

Lol. My mom is like that with the phone purse and sale prices haha

[lilcutierach57]

Haha always with the bottomless purse. What do they keep in there anyway?

[MsMadLibz]

haha man, did they have to wear the stereotypical a-sexual haircut and soccer mom sweatshirt from their one semester of college before kids became the priority...

[vacuumlover1]

My mom must have wrote this script

[iBeKy96]

This....is my mom. o.O

[Cjigloo]

More like "shit white trash says" god my mother would be caught dead looking, talking or even being around these people

[leon625]

I"m not white, but I know how it is, because i have a white friend.

[eevee1212]

SO ACCURATE IT HURTS

[JLo33W]

Ha ha ha!

[heavensangel411]

lol theyre so calm... aha

[gpond77]

omfg this is seriosuly the funniest thing i have ever seen in my LIFE omfg hahaghHAHAHHA

[Daeshon222]

My moms black but shes just like this. "we have to go. RITE NOW! TO THE CAR!" *finishes makeup*

I live in a predominately white, suburban m