Whitney Cummings Crazy Bitches.mp4

[dkal5452]

She's amazing ahaha really good. The Twilight one... hahaha crazy she's so so good. XD Looking at the rest of his videos now. Thank you for share them. :)

[SelectaSmoe]

after the roasts i saw with her i decided to look for some of her stand up..

unfortunately i dont really enjoy it

[napalmman420]

Why must she constantly yell?

[ashleyw731]

God stop complaining about how loud she is. News flash; most comedians are loud. She's fucking hilarious.

[eezysqueezy]

@ashleyw731 She's about as far from hilarious as it's possible to be.

[ashleyw731]

@eezysqueezy Whatever, thats your opinion. Don't watch it then, what can I tell you.

[eezysqueezy]

@ashleyw731 I needed to watch it to form an opinion given I'm not psychic....But just to say that, as a measure of how unfunny this woman actually is , I got more of a laugh out of your pissy reaction than her whole routine. Good job!

[ashleyw731]

@eezysqueezy My reaction wasn't pissy at all...

[eezysqueezy]

@ashleyw731 Saying 'whatever' automatically qualifies you for pissy bitch status. Believe that shit,

[ashleyw731]

@eezysqueezy Okaaay. Whatever you want to tell yourself. Done.

[eezysqueezy]

@ashleyw731 Can we be friends and hold hands and find a dead body beside some train tracks together whilst coming of age in a neat one and a half hour story arc?

PLEASE!

[TheNewThirteen]

I couldn't get through 30 seconds of this dreck. Why does she exist?

[mandagorgeous13]

OMG is that all ppl can talk about? How loud she is? Female comedians have to put up with so much hate. Arj Barker yells all his jokes, he's still hilarious, and no one ever calls him out on it.

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

shes saying things we all already know

[17DeKa]

she doesn't need a microphone....

[TheTranado]

We lost the wrong Whitney today.

[boxnife]

RIP Whitney, 8/9/63 - 2/11/12

[zoetropez1776]

Damn! I can't believe Whitney is dead. 

[AlucardsAngel]

Dear people complaining about how loud she is.... turn down your fucking volume. Thank you.

By the way I love her <3

[SantaBantaVEVO]

why is she yelling

[58stan]

BEST BITCH ON T.V!

[superromanvideos18]

i dont hate when girls are funny, im a dude and I really apreciate women comedy its very energetic. good for them for being hilarious.

[evanstoid]

i love this shit ! and her friggin energy...its a proven fact tht guys dicks shrivel up when a woman is funnier than them.. explains the hate..

[MrFartingDude]

@evanstoid Really? Would you care to provide the evidence\facts to backup this hypothesis?

[evanstoid]

@MrFartingDude yeah....look down

[Nemka199]

Omg! NO NEED TO YELL, YOU HAVE A MICROPHONE!!!!! I googled this broad to see if the NBC hype was legit....how about no.

[JmtCauze]

that's a weird looking kitchen....

[kanimo24]

There needs to be an official ban on comedy based on guy/girl relationships. If I hear one more comedian talk about how 'men can never win in an argument with a woman'....

[ssimon64]

Haha, damn crazy

[belladonna1999]

she's hilarious. far more entertaining than sarah silverman

[nathancrane]

her show is good, but the cast sucks butt, especially the blonde and the redhead, but my gosh

alex is so freaking sexy, especially that chest hair, yum

[randygwillickers]

i dont think she's hilarious or anything - but damn, why does everyone feel the need to hate.

[shyzh91]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM!! EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU!

[djsoundwav]

I'm all about female empowerment, but this chick is NOT funny. She's a Brunette version of Chelsea Handler. Matter fact she's the opposite of funny. I'll stick with Tina Fey, Sarah Silverman, Kristen Wiig, Wanda Sykes, Amy Poehler and so so many other women that are just downright hilarious. Even Betty White is funnier than this lady.

[WalleWildberrie]

lol at you haters, she's friggin' awesome

[jonsiiin]

why is she yelling?

[irurwurst]

Dudes, what makes something funny is the delivery of it. I like this delivery, guess some of you don't.

[freddyfurry]

THIS IS LAME, AMATURE, CHEAP JOKES, SERIOUSLY. NOTHING ORIGINAL. USELESS.

[freddyfurry]

WHY THE FUCK IS SHE YELLING.. SO FUCKING ANNOYING. granted, shes hot... but ANNOYING.. AND NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Stick to stripping and dont do comedy, ur fucking annoying everyone

[TypeRSXdc5]

I could win an argument with her easily...

[ozlekosusturu]

WHY IS SHE YELLING?? I've heard all of these jokes before, why would she want to yell them?

[THeMaskedBlogCritic]

Heard this shtick a thousand times.

[KindaGayBlog]

This is elementary observational humor.

[Edgehead10075]

Whitney CUMmings

[injury]

you can easily beat her in an arguement, she gets off topic, you tell her to fuck off and leave

[Baldoxxx4000]

How often does she cums? :3

[MancoChakutec]

i wanna see Whitney cumming

[67Zaka]

I'm scared, for life. Fuck you cum! :L

[67Zaka]

Cum.......

[guitar2321]

why is she always yelling? does she have a normal speaking voice?

[GUMMITURTLE22]

Bahaha x33333333333

[texjoy56]

She's funny!

[biwinner55]

Her TV show sucks. Her comedy sucks. She should just stop doing comedy and start doing something useful for her:

Porn.

[BabyDollieCC]

Hey babe, wanna go to the cheesecake factory?

WHY, IS JULIE GONNA BE THERE?

Haha, she's so funny... why is everyone hating? boring ass mother fuckers...

[RUSSIANSDOITBETTER]

"oh why is that were julie works" lmfao i love her

[mihailo343]

Bitches be crazy

[TWCPAEB]

WHY IS SHE TALKING LIKE THIS

[LaughJunkies]

@TWCPAEB It's called selling the shit out of your jokes.

[lilstewie86]

oh god. really? this is what comedy has come to? she makes mencia look like a real comedian.

[cragmac1000]

Just like Louis Szekely C.K. said guys: "Men fuck shit up (in the physical realm), Women are FUCKED UP (psychologically)!"

[The2323jordan2323]

I love the show! If I had to be a white chick it would be Whit Whit! (Or the crazy Target lady) seriously tho Whitney is the best non reality non cop show on tv... in my umble opinion!!!

[FredrikLNielsen]

Get some original material, please. "Women are crazy, and they scream", what is this 1985?

[buytheredcar]

blahblahblahblahblahblah......­shut up!!!!!

[meddlingmage23]

not as funny as guy comedians, but hey, at least you get some eye candy

[BombasticLove87]

"I SNOOP I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK" - priceless

[CathyAnxiety]

she should stick to making sandwiches

[CannedSofa]

Eh. It's better than her show, but that's not saying much.

[cynicallarry]

I've been telling people to watch this show and the response has be positive. Very funny show if you can understand her humor. Wow, there are haters on the internet? Who knew?

[creejamie]

"i snoop, i don't give a fuck" hahahahahahah. This is the best.

[MelisLanaEstoli]

she is really funny....I like a lot there type of comedy and her new show is really good too!!! God...I think are here a lot of people who love to hate others

[armyman081]

this sucks



[eclipsetuner99]

She's hot, too bad she's annoying as fuck.

[TheNiggaWormmm]

@eclipsetuner99 Most hot girls are annoying as fuck :/

[draco1204]

This is horrible. Someone please shit in my ears.

[jarrettevanbrown]

That is a lot of women end up at the bottom of a lake. 

[volt4651]

HEY HEY who else got dubstep for the intro of this

[irideafitbikeyo92]

the funniest woman ever

[sweetsteph3]

i love her :) shes not everyone type of comedian.. but just cause she doesnt make u laugh doesnt mean she isnt talented. cuz i find her halarious

[robertgaudlitz]

she is really good :)

[lilstewie86]

I find her incredibly annoying. It upsets me that she is finding success because I really don't see any talent in her. I have lost faith in the human race because of her. I watched her show for 3 minutes and contemplated suicide. I decided not to kill myself once I realized the only rational explanation is that she whored herself out to many powerful men. How else could she be where she is?

[DarkShadowMegadeth]

@lilstewie86 You're odd. Why would you watch videos she's in if you hate her so much? I find the Kardashians and the "stars" of Jersey Shore unworthy of life but I'm not going to make myself annoyed by watching their videos. :P

[lilstewie86]

@DarkShadowMegadeth I had never seen her do stand-up. I gave her a chance. She's an insult to comedians everywhere. Not sure how I'm odd for that.

[Simmsville]

@lilstewie86 You must really be sad and lonely to contemplate suicide after watching someone you haven't even met do their job and after watching a tv show. How about you just watch and do the things that you like to do? Rather than purposely come onto a video of her doing standup and telling everyone how you don't find her funny. Just go and find something to make you happy without bitching about it to the rest of the world. That's what friends are for

[lilstewie86]

@Simmsville Oh god, i'm sorry man. I forgot some people here don't have a GOOD sense of humor and don't understand sarcasm. It's my fault really. I apologize. I'm so ignorant to think a fan of whitney cummings would understand me... a real comedian. The bitch sucked a bunch of cocks to get where she's at. Ask any other comedian whose cock she hasn't already sucked, and they will agree. She is more annoying than funny. As soon as her looks go... she will go.

[w543e]

@lilstewie86 whatever works for you...

[UhhLeanne]

@lilstewie86 What does it even mean? A "real comedian"? What makes you better than her? Or are you just jealous because she is a successful comedian with 2 TV shows and you're...Uhh... Who are you again?

Bottom line is the are different types of humor, maybe you don't like this humor but there are thousands that do. And you sir, are not in position to judge those that do find her funny.

[injury]

@UhhLeanne dumbest argument ever, she has this and you dont thats why that makes her better....no not really, you dont know what the other person does (could be a doctor, or works for nasa lol idk). Other than that yea there are different types of humor and not everyone is a fan of each type. But she sucks, she forces her jokes too much, and she is just yelling...my ears are bleeding now

[UhhLeanne]

@injury The other person just said he's a comedian. So he's not a doctor and not in NASA. Now stop calling out before you get your facts right.

[Joosshh3]

all I know is she's pretty fine on her new show so I don't mind her

[sayachan7]

o.o hmmm ive notised she has mostly women fans and mostly men haters. reason is females get her jokes more since we relate to them really. =w= so why the fighting over the net over wich is funny and whats not? opinion is opinion. dont fight among each other deciding if shes funny or not, if you like it watch if you hate it then click away...simple? yes, effective? absalutely....my spelling? really bad my reasoning? meh..ok i suppose

[Simmsville]

@sayachan7 Men can get her rationality too. As a man who DOESN'T know a woman who's crazy, even just a little bit. I'm a guy and I laughed so much at her stand up, she's funny because she actually hates on women, which not a lot of comedians do these days

[OrganizedChaos246]

She's so funny XD

[tabbymeenie]

loud, shrill, unfunny, unoriginal

...same as all the other female 'comedians'. women just can't do stand up

[wtfgretchen]

@tabbymeenie It's not that they're not funny, it's that you think less of women. Women can be fucking hilarious. Men tell the same jokes over and over again... women at least have something NEW to say. 

[lessien666]

omg she's awesome xD

[watsupstartaketwo]

what a bunch of a-holes. She's fucken ha-la-ri-us muther fuckers. Get with the programme. Seems to me, you need to get acquainted with clever, strong women, who have no problem owning the stage.

[clark1wd]

@watsupstartaketwo...... Explain to me how she is owning the stage? By telling un-original jokes, yelling really loudly, and being annoying? If that's clever, I don't want to see dumb.

[watsupstartaketwo]

@clark1wd oh i'm sorry, i wasn't aware everyone had to succumb to your idea of what is funny. Like Fashion, Comedy is rehashed over and over again. Therefore, personality and delivery does play a part to individualise each comedian. And i like her style, so :P" lol

[ohcalcutta81]

@watsupstartaketwo stupid cunts like you need to kill themselves.

[watsupstartaketwo]

@ohcalcutta81 your parents should have used a condom. Fuck them for making us have to endure pieces of shit like you.

[ohcalcutta81]

@watsupstartaketwo And you're a dumb fat ugly bitch who has a terrible sense of humor. In fact, forget that, you just have zero sense of humor. Anyone who could find this fuck ugly cunt funny has to be mentally defective in some way. She's not funny. She's not smart. She's not strong. She's a vapid cunt who needs to die of AIDS. True fact.

[mologban360]

Not to mention she was 1 of the most hillarious comedians to roast Donald Trumps ass i guess ppl just want her to get up there and say knock knock jokes in a goofy voice then they would think shes funny im not being racist bcuz i love white ppl but i think she's a whole lot funnier than most white male comedians i mean Jerry Seinfield is alright Ray Ramon nw dat mother fucker is just funny dnt matter wat he talks abt but Joe the Cable Guy i knw most white ppl think he funny but hes so not funny

[mologban360]

Man youtube has some fucking Haters she's funnier than most comics out there at least she can make u laugh abt real life shit most other comedians are just either rascist or just too damn corny

[Kevinized100]

women comedians aren't that funny. #Sexism #truth

[SilverSpenceBass]

@Kevinized100 no Whitney Cummings isn't funny !

[shortyyy22]

@Kevinized100 this aint twitter

[lilstewie86]

she's pretty damn funny if you've never seen any other comedian before ever

[cynicallarry]

Just found her new show and I'm a new fan. Funniest show in decades!

[ohcalcutta81]

@cynicallarry either you're trolling or you're a fucking moron. no. don't question it. you are a moron. go kill yourself and stop wasting oxygen you mouth-breathing fucktard. there are far more shows on tv that are objectively better than this unfunny cunt's abortion of a tv show. you're a fucktard. fact.

[Drshavargo777]

@cynicallarry funniest show in decades .....are you dumb?

[cynicallarry]

@Drshavargo777 You must be a child to get so upset with an opinion that is different from yours. I love this show as many others do. It's gaining ratings as the word spreads. I suggest you just not watch it and not let these compliments bother you so much lol

[Drshavargo777]

@cynicallarry not a child just like quality tv and comedy. this isn't

[MileyGagaBoy]

lol

[BallSackMacAttack]

Old Tired Recycled Unfunny Material. ZZZZZZ

[mpenton1]

Any woman snooped through my s*** she'd be kicked to the kerb quicker than a garbage bag; this bint would get kicked out even quicker.

[madeyes4u]

Ok, Whitney Cummings is funny, but seriously, she needs to take more time in between her jokes because she just spits 1 after the other.

I hate to criticize her like I'm some kind of expert, but really....her "act" is 90% there, but she needs to pause between her jokes. She'd be A LOT funnier if she did.

[zaidusa]

Why is she Yelling ??? I love her but I don't like this :(

[MsRonnie85]

PEOPLE, STOP HATING!!! Whitney is funny and very pretty!! She is telling the truth about women, so get off her tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arthur86ish]

Yah... Totally not funny. I came to all those conclusions about women, on my own... At age 20

[monroeyardsale]

Holy crap just horrible. Her new show is going down faster than the titanic. Old boring humor. Loved her in the ring though. : 0

[lilstewie86]

this woman wouldn't be funny even if she had a penis

[caltrof]

HACK

[deejaywing]

Totally UNFUNNY!. I dont know how this no-talent got a sitcom....

[nyuki187]

i liked it, i think that's the way she is and you gotta accept it ... bitches and pricks alike. i think she's funny in her own way and i like it.

[MrJuandiego1988]

shes terrible

[EvilKris]

it's like she screams to compensate for the lack of good comedy. Lisa Lampanelli is the only funny female comic.

[AndyHarglesis]

@EvilKris If you consider obscure and highly-cursing behavior and stereotypes as funny.

[jesster816]

also thanks for overgeneralizing us whitney, cause of course we are all crazy and we all act like that...

[caltrof]

@jesster816 you're not a psycho?

[jesster816]

@caltrof no, i'm not.

[jesster816]

why the F is she screaming?

[gcahn2]

@jesster816 Can you say Sam Kinneson? She's yelling so that you will say, "why is she yelling".

[dcow123]

only reminds me why sarah silverman is the best.

[cmpunkfan2003]

why does she have so much plastic surgery?

[sundersart]

lazy comedy. borrrrrrrrrrringggggggggg.

[Sleepynator]

funny but I hate standup shouting

[TheKeeavin]

I really wanted her to be funny because of how hot she is. Unfortunately she's not funny at all. Female comedians that are actually funny are EXTREMELY rare.

[AndyHarglesis]

@TheKeeavin Men that aren't assholic idiots are rare as well.

[flyingzombie1]

God. How did her show get 30 Rock's time slot?

I miss Tina Fey. She's actually funny and she doesn't yell at me. And she's prettier than Cummings anyway.

[WillMorebucks]

Wow she's so animated... I guess all you have to do to make it as a female comic is be hot, swear and put a few sex jokes in there. Shit like this is why dudes will always be funnier than females. Still love the bitches though

[AndyHarglesis]

@WillMorebucks PIG.

[jahgol]

I really wanted to laugh ,now I have comedy blue balls.

[lazthenoface]

she's right about the snooping thing hahah

[skatergurljubulee]

How did her show get picked up for a full season?

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

wow she is loud as shit i would have walked out! Has their ever been a female comic who could talk about anything other then men only one i have found is natasha leggero.

[lucasboden]

Based on this standup, her show is gonna get cancelled.

I want to hear what Seinfeld, Chris Rock, LouieCK would say about her. That bitch aint funny.

[kittyinasock]

What a shame that this talentless women is on the same line-up with The Office, P&R, and Community. What was NBC thinking?

[spliefer]

I'M A COMEDIAN TOO CAUSE I YELL REALLY LOUD

[AndyHarglesis]

@spliefer You wish you could be as funny as she is.

[Adaeze611]

Her new show is funny, I really enjoy watching.

[jbe4th]

Whitney is a good comedian, but her show SUCKS. It's a base hack watered-down cliche vanity-project pearlescent discharge. Only Seth Rogan would spew out comedic diarrhea so vile and soul wrecking if granted a prime time show. His show would consist of 'smelly limp penis on a date with soul mate" and "wet-fart on a date with my soul mate, who has cancer, but she doesn't care because I am so vulnerable and emotionally disarming". Her show is just bad.

[queenzlink247]

my gf is exactly like this. 0_o

[elpaz12]

OK? Now what? Am I supposed to laugh of something?

[leiton87]

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! GAH! LOUUUUUUD NOIIIIIISEES!!!

[joshybumboshy]

I find her hella attractive

[mark224]

She's such a hack

[guitarded401]

She's just not that funny. Which is why she should switch to porn.

[AndyHarglesis]

@guitarded401 Men who aren't funny should switch to porn as well. Like you. Go enjoy your saggy and flaccid penis as you have to have sex with men, women and be filmed in and out through takes.

[dippitydoo]

For the first time ever, I turned the volume down on the video following the commercial.

[chibhatt24]

meh, cliche and derivative. She's like the female Dane Cook.

[TheKenTerry]

@chibhatt24

Cliche? Give me one example of a comedian that is like her, and Dane Cook doesn't count...because they aren't alike in the least. Just saying. I think she at least deserves props, if you have actually seen her that is. From this one clip I could see how you would say that.

[phoen99rising]

wow I never knew she had a standup video!

[Birdhouse29]

damn id wreck her

[chopz601]

I love her mouth, its purdy!!....I wish she would shut it though!!!

[rachelpaigeroberts]

She stars in Whitney, she produces 2 broke girls.

[jweab]

her show is Whitney, not 2 Broke Girls. @ Broke Girls is a much better show.

[OneOddUno]

@jweab Whitney Cummings is co-creator and co-producer on both 'Whitney' (which she also stars in) and '2 Broke Girls'

[adriande1]

She got a tv show huh?